I haven't seen this movie since I was a child, but here's how I remember it: ET is some weird alien rapist who took control of a kid's body so he could fondle a little girl.
Creepy bastard.
>ET begins shuffling through the cornfield wielding a knife and stalking elliott while squeeling and making other noises >later on the family dog is found halfway disembowled and half eaten in the backyard
haha yeah EPIC childrens movie, speilberg
They did my boi ET DIRTY lmao. The lil homie just trying to phone home and y’all white ppl be like “I sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed…. homie you DEAD lol” ngl a lil homie mighta copped tha bike on the low BUT ET AINT KNO WHERE IT CAME FROM YALL TRIPPIN
>master interstellar travel >doesnt bother putting any sort of space suit on, just goes around collecting gay plants in the middle of a populated city >DUDE we'll just leave one of our guys here and frick off forever because we saw some lights coming >"AY see if the little homie wants to go trick or treating where he could just be himself but lets cover him with a shitty blanket anyway" >he gets a disease (obviously) from walking around with slimy exposed skin >face down in a ditch submerged in a watery grave
what the frick was their problem anyway?
just a clump of cells
What horror movie is this?
Thomas and the Magic Railroad
Mac and me
Schindlers Jaws Park
E.T.
>This summer... there's something *music sting*... in the fields *scream*.
I haven't seen this movie since I was a child, but here's how I remember it: ET is some weird alien rapist who took control of a kid's body so he could fondle a little girl.
Creepy bastard.
>ET begins shuffling through the cornfield wielding a knife and stalking elliott while squeeling and making other noises
>later on the family dog is found halfway disembowled and half eaten in the backyard
haha yeah EPIC childrens movie, speilberg
Damn Elon looking rough
I saw ET and Jaws around the same time as a kid and this was easily the scariest moment from either one.
John Carpenter's The Thing
Harry Potter and the Half Black Chick
wtf, what did you do to ET?
Druk
I'm sure this disgusting fricker raped the dog.
what a life
touch grass
russian conscript sleeping in the ukraine; red forest, 2022. colorized.
They did my boi ET DIRTY lmao. The lil homie just trying to phone home and y’all white ppl be like “I sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed…. homie you DEAD lol” ngl a lil homie mighta copped tha bike on the low BUT ET AINT KNO WHERE IT CAME FROM YALL TRIPPIN
speilberg changed it to a phone in the rerelease. In the original ET he was building a fricking death ray.
WALTUHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes, sir! Right away.
He must be beaten with hammers
Bro I JUST watched ET the other night. Put that homie in a Bacta Tank.
>master interstellar travel
>doesnt bother putting any sort of space suit on, just goes around collecting gay plants in the middle of a populated city
>DUDE we'll just leave one of our guys here and frick off forever because we saw some lights coming
>"AY see if the little homie wants to go trick or treating where he could just be himself but lets cover him with a shitty blanket anyway"
>he gets a disease (obviously) from walking around with slimy exposed skin
>face down in a ditch submerged in a watery grave
what the frick was their problem anyway?
reminder that if you saw this creepy little fricker in your shed, you'd smash it over the head with a spade instantly. ET is a stupid movie
What's a medical capsule? Like an aspirin?
"Elliot, I need to use rhe phone."
Such a classic movie
Reminder that Spielberg is a fraud and stole this script from some pajeet.
ET had fallen on hard times and needed new sources of income for his Skittles addiction.