they took the limpdicked incel orcs who couldn't get any orc pussy (because they were busy getting railed and making ahegao faces by big human wiener) and told them that if they threw that flamey stick onto the burny powder they'd get laid
I just rewatched the trilogy for the first time in probably 10 years. It really holds up well. I totally forgot that Legolas got a fantastical meme CGI bit in each film.
I recently watched the theatrical cut of Fellowship and I honestly saw so many little scenes and bits I swear I haven't seen in years. Not sure if I'm being gaslit or just that the extended edition is so slow paced that I don't pay attention and miss whole scenes
It was 4k so it looked pretty fricking neat
I guess also going back from extended to theatrical throws your expectations/rhythm off and makes you feel like the next scene is never quite what you expect
No
GROND
Hey, sarge. How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
We had nothing but singles for three stinking days
THESE LOOK FRESH
How did they pick the Uruk-hai who would ignite the bombs?
they either drew straws or took volunteers who didn't mind blowing up
sex trials
they took the limpdicked incel orcs who couldn't get any orc pussy (because they were busy getting railed and making ahegao faces by big human wiener) and told them that if they threw that flamey stick onto the burny powder they'd get laid
Volunteers I assume. They seemed pretty stoked about the whole thing. Saruman might have bred some for low intelligence and suicidal tendencies.
They picked the ones most qualified, backed by decades of academic achievements
There are Muslim orcs, too.
The board is set, the posts are moving. We come to it at last, the great thread of our time.
Why don't we do fun shit like this anymore?
why are all of them brits kek
We have colonised your board you dumb mutt
How did he know what a thread was?
I just rewatched the trilogy for the first time in probably 10 years. It really holds up well. I totally forgot that Legolas got a fantastical meme CGI bit in each film.
don't really agree tbh
fellowship is really good, but 2 and 3 are severely worse
I would agree that Fellowship is the best, but I genuinely enjoyed Helm's Deep, moreso than any of the battles in other recent fantasy, like GoT
2 and 3 are good if you skip several hours of boring battle porn
why is it that battles become so incredibly boring when you pass 18?
this, if you just remove the war parts 3 is pretty kino
/got/ CALLS FOR AID
i want to go back
I recently watched the theatrical cut of Fellowship and I honestly saw so many little scenes and bits I swear I haven't seen in years. Not sure if I'm being gaslit or just that the extended edition is so slow paced that I don't pay attention and miss whole scenes
the theatrical is like 4 hours, about one hour more from the original
why do they do this?
Because Sauron casts a shadow on Middle Earth?
Not properly post-produced so they just slap a filter on it.
It was 4k so it looked pretty fricking neat
I guess also going back from extended to theatrical throws your expectations/rhythm off and makes you feel like the next scene is never quite what you expect
criminal
NOTHING BUT BORING SHITPOSTS FOR THREE STINKIN PAGES
NFTs ARE BACK ON THE MENU
How would an orc know what a thread is or even the conecpt of a thread if there is no Cinemaphile, internet or computers in middle earth?
>a million persions? i dont think so. ten thousand at best and no way 300 can defeat that many. and there were no camps.
jesus christ legolas was raimi pilled
YA homieS POSTIN IN AN ORC BREAD
LOOKS LIKE SHITPOSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS