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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GROND

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, sarge. How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We had nothing but singles for three stinking days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THESE LOOK FRESH

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did they pick the Uruk-hai who would ignite the bombs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they either drew straws or took volunteers who didn't mind blowing up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sex trials

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they took the limpdicked incel orcs who couldn't get any orc pussy (because they were busy getting railed and making ahegao faces by big human wiener) and told them that if they threw that flamey stick onto the burny powder they'd get laid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Volunteers I assume. They seemed pretty stoked about the whole thing. Saruman might have bred some for low intelligence and suicidal tendencies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They picked the ones most qualified, backed by decades of academic achievements

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are Muslim orcs, too.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The board is set, the posts are moving. We come to it at last, the great thread of our time.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we do fun shit like this anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are all of them brits kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We have colonised your board you dumb mutt

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did he know what a thread was?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just rewatched the trilogy for the first time in probably 10 years. It really holds up well. I totally forgot that Legolas got a fantastical meme CGI bit in each film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't really agree tbh
      fellowship is really good, but 2 and 3 are severely worse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would agree that Fellowship is the best, but I genuinely enjoyed Helm's Deep, moreso than any of the battles in other recent fantasy, like GoT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 and 3 are good if you skip several hours of boring battle porn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why is it that battles become so incredibly boring when you pass 18?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this, if you just remove the war parts 3 is pretty kino

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /got/ CALLS FOR AID

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to go back

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recently watched the theatrical cut of Fellowship and I honestly saw so many little scenes and bits I swear I haven't seen in years. Not sure if I'm being gaslit or just that the extended edition is so slow paced that I don't pay attention and miss whole scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the theatrical is like 4 hours, about one hour more from the original

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do they do this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Sauron casts a shadow on Middle Earth?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not properly post-produced so they just slap a filter on it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was 4k so it looked pretty fricking neat
        I guess also going back from extended to theatrical throws your expectations/rhythm off and makes you feel like the next scene is never quite what you expect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        criminal

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHING BUT BORING SHITPOSTS FOR THREE STINKIN PAGES

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NFTs ARE BACK ON THE MENU

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would an orc know what a thread is or even the conecpt of a thread if there is no Cinemaphile, internet or computers in middle earth?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a million persions? i dont think so. ten thousand at best and no way 300 can defeat that many. and there were no camps.

    jesus christ legolas was raimi pilled

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YA homieS POSTIN IN AN ORC BREAD

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOOKS LIKE SHITPOSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

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