>The climax of the story takes place at the wienertail party. Not only are the faculty members from Columbia University present, but also a group of comic book creative staff. This unlikely mix of people is joined by Ben Grimm, Reed Richards' old college roommate who is now a boxing trainer. Following an excess of alcohol, Susan and Ben are on the verge of having sex in Susan's bedroom only to be interrupted by Reed. Reed, who had been planning to propose, begins to storm out of the house but is met by a crowd of beatniks who have arrived with Johnny. In an ensuing scuffle Ben is knocked unconscious. Johnny and Reed then catch a lift out of Glen Cove from Joey.
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>Cinemaphile tards whined that Jessica Alba wasn't white enough in the first movie and she wore blue contact lenses >they cast this monkey-looking b***h and a black to play Johnny and Sue Storm in the new version
>the close ups >hiding the middle part of his body and getting another dudes legs on the other end
I like practicle effects but... come on. This was the same year Tim Burton inflated a 10 year old girl and painted her blue. CGI is fine and Mr.Fantastic uses his head more than his stretch anyway
Namor can't fricking comprehend why doesn't she leaves Reed and goes with him instead. No matter how well endowed Namor might be, no one can measure up to Reed.
It's fair though. I didn't know anything about the source material when I saw it and I thought he dragged it down. When I found out how dirty they did him it became unforgivable.
>Shake your tambourine, go an' get yourself a whistlin'
I thought the song was saying "[?] Tambourine, all my b***hes all my b***hes" and it made perfect sense for Mr. Fantastic to be a b***h magnet in this scene. Fricking bizarre song.
lol Americans are so stupid hur dur
how do his clothes stretch with him?
"unstable molecules"
>what is spandex/other stretchable materials
No, homie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Four:_Unstable_Molecules
>The climax of the story takes place at the wienertail party. Not only are the faculty members from Columbia University present, but also a group of comic book creative staff. This unlikely mix of people is joined by Ben Grimm, Reed Richards' old college roommate who is now a boxing trainer. Following an excess of alcohol, Susan and Ben are on the verge of having sex in Susan's bedroom only to be interrupted by Reed. Reed, who had been planning to propose, begins to storm out of the house but is met by a crowd of beatniks who have arrived with Johnny. In an ensuing scuffle Ben is knocked unconscious. Johnny and Reed then catch a lift out of Glen Cove from Joey.
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That's right
Through comic SCIENCE! of course.
This movie was so goofy and not in a cool fun way imo
It's way more joyful than 90% of all other capeshit made. It's got that over the rest.
Make mine Fantastic
>invisble woman meal isnt an empty plate
that thing burger looks tasty ngl
It has many times over, Jack.
>Reading any comics other than Donald Duck
Beyond Fricking Based Don Rosa and Carl Barks appreciator
Silver St Cloud is a qt.
>Cinemaphile tards whined that Jessica Alba wasn't white enough in the first movie and she wore blue contact lenses
>they cast this monkey-looking b***h and a black to play Johnny and Sue Storm in the new version
You get what you deserve.
kate mara is hot, not jessica alba hot but hot nonetheless. whiplash guy isn't as good looking as ioan gruffudd either
>You must like bad things otherwise even worse thigs will be your fault.
Cope, moron.
Kate mara looks like Dr zaius for fricksake
wtf i want to frick dr zaius now
I love how Denny's is consistently the most soulless restaurant in the world
Make mine Desolate
Not American, what is a Slam?
Slang for volunteer indigestion
The mascots of Denny's are baseball themed. A very good hit in Baseball is called a grand slam. The main breakfast in Denny's is named the slam.
>the close ups
>hiding the middle part of his body and getting another dudes legs on the other end
I like practicle effects but... come on. This was the same year Tim Burton inflated a 10 year old girl and painted her blue. CGI is fine and Mr.Fantastic uses his head more than his stretch anyway
>The Human Torch/Silver Surfer chase
kino
This movie was based as frick. Zoomers don't understand comedy heroics.
sue is a lucky gal
Namor can't fricking comprehend why doesn't she leaves Reed and goes with him instead. No matter how well endowed Namor might be, no one can measure up to Reed.
The first movie was good and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
It's as good as any of the newer Marvel movies, that's for sure.
yep, but nerds only care about Dr. Doom and he was lame so they trash the movie
It's fair though. I didn't know anything about the source material when I saw it and I thought he dragged it down. When I found out how dirty they did him it became unforgivable.
It's not tho. It's CW tv show-tier.
Doom is what lets it down.
KINO
>Shake your tambourine, go an' get yourself a whistlin'
I thought the song was saying "[?] Tambourine, all my b***hes all my b***hes" and it made perfect sense for Mr. Fantastic to be a b***h magnet in this scene. Fricking bizarre song.
>we will never have a doom like this one in live action