I have never been depressed in my life. The longest I have ever been sad about something was unironically 3 days. I don't get it, what are you homosexuals so sad about?
>Mom is a NYT editor who helped juice in your book deals >You get a show where you have to commend and laud restaurants in shitholes as well as their host countries >Ego gets to your head. You believe your jet-setting gives you the moral high ground to shit on local American spots just trying to make ends meet. >You rub shoulders with celebrities and presidents for viewership. >You abandon two wives who by all reports stuck by you through thick and thin. >You date the daughter of one of the sleaziest Italian directors ever. Someone who willingly slept around in Hollywood before crying wolf. >You find out your new Italian gf willingly fricked an underage kid. She now has to pay him off. >You foot the bill. It costs at least half of your net worth. >The entire world figures out you're a simp who didn't just tell her to frick off. >Kill self.
I have a left wing friend, not liberal but left wing
he started rambling about how his professor was saying the reason why people get sick from eating food outside of the west is because they have a different "biome" and not hygiene or food preparation
this is the new excuse going around
It not that the chicken got salmonella because it was left in the sun and then washed in a plastic bucket that was used as a toilet filled with puddle water, its because salmonella is part of their biome
I mean yes and no, clearly having only clean food and water makes us less resistant to dysentery and shit. But obviously better not to be exposed at all.
This is true though. If you're of European ancestry you should never under any circumstances be eating banana or coconut or anything that doesn't naturally grow in the environment your ancestors evolved in
Jesus Christ, the cucking is so fricking catastrophic. He went on a war rampage against Weinstein and all of those slimeballs before realizing his gf was no better and was getting grifted the entire time.
he was in the elite pedo rings. thats why he traveled so much. he was sampling the kidnapped 3rd world kids they would traffic. the shows were deniability and to flaunt his evil. the episode he did with Obama in Vietnam is especially filled with little hints and nods to their pedo rings bullshit. look up mouthybuddhas documentary's on b***hute
>Be me >Be depressed >Inherit millions of dollars, some from family I've never even met >Spend time traveling and hiking >Spend time with family >Exercise every day >Just sort feel numb all the time >Think about suicide at least once a month
Beats being poor I guess
> Just invest that shit in dividend stocks so you can earn income off of it
I do, and have for 15+ years. Back to the point- being rich (I don't know about famous thank god) can be isolating and lonely. You know you can't complain so you just sort of sit a gray fog all the time watching the normies go about their lives.
>wahhh it's so hard having an easy life and being able to indulge in any Earthly desire at any given moment
You get no sympathy from me.
I would tell you how to find meaning if that's what you craved but I don't think it is, so I recommend listening to the voices in your head and killing yourself.
No, it isn't. The wealthy have nothing to be legitimately upset about.
If you're rich and miserable then congratulations, you're mentally defective and would've been irreparably miserable if you were poor too.
Except probably more so because you'd most likely spend an inordinate amount of your life making money for other people.
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You realize wealthy people don't just sit around all day in their underwear doing nothing and usually the reason why they're wealthy is because they're busy providing value to the world and therefore have more stress in their life than the average person right?
2 years ago
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lmao guzzle some more cum. Elon Musk and the Koch brothers are not providing the value to the world that is commensurate with their net worth.
2 years ago
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I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not. You think billionaires do more than shuffle money around to make more money?
Google "the richest person in each state". They're all hedge fund people.
2 years ago
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>They're all hedge fund people.
Qui?
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>more stress in their life than the average person
I know this is bait but it's literally impossible.
Not only do they have the capacity and resources to reliably delegate all of their work, they also have access to all manner of stress relief that the average person will never afford.
I remember what I would've done before I became depressed, but now, I would simply give the money away slowly to various people who you would have sympathies for.
Being appreciated is the only thing that hasn't been completely destroyed of feeling.
He worked like a dog to pay that shit for years, thats why he took shitty roles
once he got lewy body dementia he knew he wouldn't be able to work and face a horrible death penniless
Robin Williams was paying out the ass for all three of his ex-wives.
It's always money or a freak accident like the Kung Fu guy.
Williams had dementia and was literally going crazy with it, a family friend was close to him and robin’s house was an absolute shit show when he passed, like covered in posbreasts about suicidal thoughts shit
>2nd wife divorces him because he's always gone doing travel shows. >loses the only chance he ever had at having a "normal" life and family. >at the age of 60 he bangs some loose italian model half his age and falls in love like a simp >she inevitably cheats on him. >kills himself
dude could have retired 20 years ago from the money from his book sales alone and had the "normal family life" he desperately craved, but he was so far up his own ass that he thought the world needed to hear him wax poetic about third world slop he ate in a grass hut in the middle of nowhere
>dude just stop being depressed lmao
yes
Hes a druggie whos got deel yellow fever and cuck fetishes.
Yes
No, he has the opposite of a cuck fetish. His cucking very likely contributed to his death
>getting depressed over Asia Argento
imagine
i managed
>666
Boo Satan. Through Jeshua of Nazareth, the Christ and Savior, all is possible.
Yes. Literally just snap the frick out of it.
it's literally free
I have never been depressed in my life. The longest I have ever been sad about something was unironically 3 days. I don't get it, what are you homosexuals so sad about?
>dude just keep being depressed and have a nice day
no thanks satan, this dude was just an autistic loser
He was destroyed by Guy Fieri
Based and V. Gordon Childe-pilled, end it while you're on the top.
The world was too white for him
When you're at that level you've probably seen some shit that you wish you hadn't
who cares? I've watched every video posted on Cinemaphile and seen shit more brutal than most people
dude you're so fricking cool holy shit
>I always read it in his voice
Kino work.
TLDR
>kills himself
he got flamed up by fieri and offed himself
>Mom is a NYT editor who helped juice in your book deals
>You get a show where you have to commend and laud restaurants in shitholes as well as their host countries
>Ego gets to your head. You believe your jet-setting gives you the moral high ground to shit on local American spots just trying to make ends meet.
>You rub shoulders with celebrities and presidents for viewership.
>You abandon two wives who by all reports stuck by you through thick and thin.
>You date the daughter of one of the sleaziest Italian directors ever. Someone who willingly slept around in Hollywood before crying wolf.
>You find out your new Italian gf willingly fricked an underage kid. She now has to pay him off.
>You foot the bill. It costs at least half of your net worth.
>The entire world figures out you're a simp who didn't just tell her to frick off.
>Kill self.
>You abandon two wives who by all reports stuck by you through thick and thin.
I've done this. The guilt is crushing and doesn't go away
>kills himself
It's impossible to have a nice day in a supermax prison cell, paper sheets.
I have a left wing friend, not liberal but left wing
he started rambling about how his professor was saying the reason why people get sick from eating food outside of the west is because they have a different "biome" and not hygiene or food preparation
this is the new excuse going around
It not that the chicken got salmonella because it was left in the sun and then washed in a plastic bucket that was used as a toilet filled with puddle water, its because salmonella is part of their biome
>this is the new excuse going around
source: dude, trust me bro
I mean yes and no, clearly having only clean food and water makes us less resistant to dysentery and shit. But obviously better not to be exposed at all.
This is true though. If you're of European ancestry you should never under any circumstances be eating banana or coconut or anything that doesn't naturally grow in the environment your ancestors evolved in
But I've eaten bananas all my life.
oh i bet you have ahaha
You won't die from exotic fruits but you'll have a hard time digesting them and they'll be more harmful than healthy for you
I’m inclined to believe either this or that you should eat food that’s local to where you’ve been living for a while or where you grew up.
>I haven't read his book: The Post
and you had the balls to make an OP nonetheless
Jesus Christ, the cucking is so fricking catastrophic. He went on a war rampage against Weinstein and all of those slimeballs before realizing his gf was no better and was getting grifted the entire time.
he was in the elite pedo rings. thats why he traveled so much. he was sampling the kidnapped 3rd world kids they would traffic. the shows were deniability and to flaunt his evil. the episode he did with Obama in Vietnam is especially filled with little hints and nods to their pedo rings bullshit. look up mouthybuddhas documentary's on b***hute
I believe it. Nobody gets that popular without gliding in/around that world.
At the very least, he had decent taste in movies.
Meds
yed, i too watched chappelles sticks and stones
>pays a 17yo to cuck him
I'd kill myself too if I was such a cuckold
He was murdered you disrespect full dipshit
wrong pedo israelite
>Imagine getting çüçked by a 12 year old
His viper b***h wife did it
He was an edgelord douchebag. Good riddance.
Having worked in and around kitchens for years, the only stable workers that stuck with us for over a year were whites.
Whenever I hear someone crying about how he offed himself, I think of this and start laughing. Frick that israelite, I'm glad he anheroed
just israeli things, planing genocides since the cannanites
>it's almost like depression is a real sickness
who wouldDA thought?
>gets told to kys himself
>the madman actually does it
Is he, dare i say it, /our/guy?
>gets paid millions
Yeah, and he spent almost all of it on drugs.
Bourdain was retirement age addict, with only a couple hundred grand in savings and a crappy apartment. Suicide was the only option left for him.
>Yeah, and he spent almost all of it on drugs.
And used up pussy who completely fricked him over.
>Be me
>Be depressed
>Inherit millions of dollars, some from family I've never even met
>Spend time traveling and hiking
>Spend time with family
>Exercise every day
>Just sort feel numb all the time
>Think about suicide at least once a month
Beats being poor I guess
Just invest that shit in dividend stocks so you can earn income off of it and then just decide on either changing the world or shitposting with us.
> Just invest that shit in dividend stocks so you can earn income off of it
I do, and have for 15+ years. Back to the point- being rich (I don't know about famous thank god) can be isolating and lonely. You know you can't complain so you just sort of sit a gray fog all the time watching the normies go about their lives.
Blog post
>wahhh it's so hard having an easy life and being able to indulge in any Earthly desire at any given moment
You get no sympathy from me.
I would tell you how to find meaning if that's what you craved but I don't think it is, so I recommend listening to the voices in your head and killing yourself.
Life is hard for everyone
No, it isn't. The wealthy have nothing to be legitimately upset about.
If you're rich and miserable then congratulations, you're mentally defective and would've been irreparably miserable if you were poor too.
Except probably more so because you'd most likely spend an inordinate amount of your life making money for other people.
You realize wealthy people don't just sit around all day in their underwear doing nothing and usually the reason why they're wealthy is because they're busy providing value to the world and therefore have more stress in their life than the average person right?
lmao guzzle some more cum. Elon Musk and the Koch brothers are not providing the value to the world that is commensurate with their net worth.
I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not. You think billionaires do more than shuffle money around to make more money?
Google "the richest person in each state". They're all hedge fund people.
>They're all hedge fund people.
Qui?
>more stress in their life than the average person
I know this is bait but it's literally impossible.
Not only do they have the capacity and resources to reliably delegate all of their work, they also have access to all manner of stress relief that the average person will never afford.
you could have some happiness by making me happy! i need some cash for a new bike 🙂
bro literally invest in my independent feature film script
a good project will get you out of your funk
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I remember what I would've done before I became depressed, but now, I would simply give the money away slowly to various people who you would have sympathies for.
Being appreciated is the only thing that hasn't been completely destroyed of feeling.
Unironically have you ever considered donating or just helping poor people?
anon I could really use some money to help facilitate this lifestyle for myself as well
hmu
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come to mexico I can show you a good time https://old.reddit.com/user/redpickaxe PM me if you're serious
Kek this for sure isn’t a cartel member that’s gonna rob and murder anon if he goes. Good luck rich anon!
depression is a b***h. his gf's stuff didn't help
1st world junkie problems
>says that calling the torture and consumption common pets disgusting is racist
new York destroys people
glad he's dead now. fricking homosexual.
>gets cucked
>can’t beat addiction
>goes to hell
>sees this
he killed himself because he was paying off that kid that his girlfriend at the time, asia argento, committed statutory rape
but epstein didnt kill himself
He quit at blue belt.
when the blue belt blues goes too far.
Kek my dude do you train? Team Vaghi here.
>punches you once
I'm at a MMA gym. Lol
Get off your phone
i feel it was a robin williams case, he was facing a horrible illness nobody knows about.. probably liver failure
Robin Williams was paying out the ass for all three of his ex-wives.
It's always money or a freak accident like the Kung Fu guy.
He worked like a dog to pay that shit for years, thats why he took shitty roles
once he got lewy body dementia he knew he wouldn't be able to work and face a horrible death penniless
Williams had dementia and was literally going crazy with it, a family friend was close to him and robin’s house was an absolute shit show when he passed, like covered in posbreasts about suicidal thoughts shit
broken by some b***h who had a taste for the male version of dicky.
The Feds were pressuring him. They mistook him for Jeffery Epstein
>has dirt on powerful pedos
>"kills himself"
Many such cases!
I'd be the frick stressed out, too.
>2nd wife divorces him because he's always gone doing travel shows.
>loses the only chance he ever had at having a "normal" life and family.
>at the age of 60 he bangs some loose italian model half his age and falls in love like a simp
>she inevitably cheats on him.
>kills himself
dude could have retired 20 years ago from the money from his book sales alone and had the "normal family life" he desperately craved, but he was so far up his own ass that he thought the world needed to hear him wax poetic about third world slop he ate in a grass hut in the middle of nowhere
Third world food is so boring.
He saw how shit America really is
His ex wife was a BPD nutcase. He suffered emotional abuse for years.