>gf and her friend have been watching Bridgerton
>Friend shows me this disgusting cow, says look at how beautiful she is
>I say no, she's a fat cow, stop pretending. She doesn't even have a pretty face
>they get mad and now I have to sleep on the couch
Why are women like this? She is an actress in a popular show, she doesn't need people pretending she's pretty.
She's the self insert character
Shonda Rhimes is black and not fat
is that why I want to insert myself into her
oh wait I just remembered she's a fat cow lol, I wouldn't touch her with yours
My gf wants us to watch the show, I'll agree to spend some time but I will absolutely mock that fat b***h the moment I see her disgusting face on screen.
And I won't sleep on the couch because I'm not a cuck.
I force my wife to watch Dr Katz with me every night before bed. No woman can ever be as sexy as Laura’s voice.
>No woman can ever be as sexy as Laura’s voice.
nonsense
Is that Sydney Sweeny’s mom?
>i'll watch a softcore porn show where the first season is the self-insert getting railed by BBC but i'll make fun of the fat girl because i'm not a cuck
lmao
You guys are so cucked. If I walk in the room and even love island is on my gf immediately turns the tv off and she’s we can change it and asks me what I wanna watch.
based, my ex unironically asked me for permission to watch love island because I hated it so much and I would send her to the bedroom to watch on her laptop.
>watching bridgerton
It's not even a good period piece nor a good palace intrigue drama. It's just pozzed romance novel shit written by women.
Watching it at all makes you a cuck.
I like her dress. You think it would fit on a man?
It would fit on a grain silo
Goddamn
The only thing that can save a face like that for a woman is humongous milkers, but she doesn't even have those. Unfortunate.
she gets them out in the latest season, they are pretty nice.
Substantiate your claims
No they aren't, they're those horrible flaps that start at the armpit. I'm a connoisseur of fat girl breasts and they're pretty bad. She's got Bruddah Iz breasts
Yes she does, they're fricking massive.
>falls for the most obvious trap
Mid and pretty women love pretending ugly women are beautiful. This is a well-documented phenomenon. It serves multiple purposes:
>Makes them seem nice without complimenting a woman that they see as "true" competition for men
>Patronizes and embarrasses the "lesser" woman
>Acts as an implicit shit-test for men. They want you to say she's ugly, but this also can and will be used against you.
>Acts as an implicit shit-test for men. They want you to say she's ugly, but this also can and will be used against you.
What is the best answer to this shit test?
>GF: Anon do you think she's pretty?
>Anon: How could I look at her when you're right here
Or something along those lines, depending on the girl.
Just say yes if she is. Women aren't like men, they enjoy being jealous.
>Women aren't like men, they enjoy being jealous.
I must be with an autistic woman then, she loves cheesy statements like that.
Normal women like cheesy statements too.
>anon do you think she's pretty
>no she's ugly
>what, that's so mean!
>sorry i think all women are ugly compared to you
>oh...
gottem
SMOOTH
Kino
>What is the best answer to this shit test?
You say what you want and smack the stupid c**t across her cheek if she starts pulling bullshit femoid catch-22 mindgames over it.
Our ancestors didn't have to deal with this "omg what do I say omg is she gonna use it against me omg i have to walk a constant fricking tightrope to keep this hysterical moron happy omgggg" horsecrap from women.
I guess sometimes violence is the answer.
Smacking a woman in the face is never the answer.
Pulling her over you knee and paddling her like the naughty child she's acting like, however...
I regret never doing this when I had a petite cute gf. My life is hell now
>unironically endorsing wifebeating
I feel bad for your future wife's son
>aarrhhh nooooo you can't just treat women like they were treated for 99.9% of human history that's craaaaaaazy aaaahhhhn
have a nice day homosexual simp.
They want you to make them mad. If you say what they want to hear, then you won't get in a fight, but you've failed and they will not see you as a true man.
This guy fricks. Women want a disagreeable man. Simple as.
This, t. Been in happy a relationship for 5 years and I still disagree with gf on a lot of stuff. Masking your opinions and being a pleaser will make women go away.
More accurately they want a man who holds his ground when he disagrees with them.
This guy knows what he’s talking about
Passing a shit test is not saying whatever doesn’t upset her. It’s showing that you’re man enough to disagree with her, but also not spergy out, and hold your ground when she has initial pushback. Then she respects you and likes you more
Laugh and fart loudly
Look up from your phone and say "yeah"
"I dont care"
"Yeah, you look a bit like her"
I guarantee you the next words out of her mouth will be "...but she is a bit heavier than me right?"
This is also the correct answer if a woman is humoring a troony.
Either fries their frickin brain or they start yelling at you, win-win.
>She’s ugly as shit.
>WHATWHATWHAT?! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? SHE’S BEAUTIFUL!
>Look me in the eye, and tell me that this actress is a beautiful woman.
9/10 times she won’t be able to keep her gaze, provided you don’t blink. in this case she’ll proceed to shut up and sulk. you fix it the same way you usually fix a sulking gf, unless your way is apologising and agreeing with her.
1/10 times she will manage to lie straight to your face (if she isn’t very bright that’s a giant red flag), so then without skipping a beat (important) you hit her with the
>Would you like to look like her?
again, 9/10 yadda yadda, 1/10 times she’ll lie again, to which you can either call her pathetic, or say something along the lines of
>I wouldn’t want you to look like her.
and you end the conversation here. don’t budge, don’t sleep on the couch like the homosexual OP, don’t respond if she tries to argue.
Say she is hotter than your gf. Tell your gf she could stand to gain a few more pounds, especially in her boney ass. Then when your gf gets mad, say sike, I'm not attracted to fat cows.
The best answer depends on whether or not you think she's ugly, soiboi.
>Can be used against you
What the frick are you even talking about?
hole spotted
tell her to shut the frick up
man you’re a little gay dude
it's called: starting a fun little debate. Calm down, moron. If you take dating advice from Cinemaphile you are braindamaged.
The best answer is to dump her.
The answer she wants is ''oh yeah, that fat cow is so beautiful'' which makes you her b***h, she gets off on getting you to lie and you are subservient to her. You fear her so much that you will not even tell the truth about who you find attractive. This also means she can get fat and ugly and she will use your words against you if you don't want her to get fat.
If you say she is ugly, she didn't get what she wants. She will get pissed off and try to break you down in other ways, like the gay OP who was made to sleep on the couch. The correct answer would be ''no, YOU will sleep on the couch'' and the even more correct answer is to dump her.
The ''imagine if the roles were reversed'' shit is already old and tired, but imagine doing this to a woman. Imagine if I approached a woman and went ''see this Jonah Hill guy? Hot right? You want to frick him, right? You don't? Sleep on the fricking couch, get in the dog house.'' You would think I am fricking insane, but when a woman does it you start having these discussions and talking about shit-tests and theorizing
Frick your gf and then frick fat ugly b***h then frick gf again
>What is the best answer to this shit test?
Woman: (Introduces fat friend) "This is Big Bertha, my bestie."
Man: "She looks just LIKE YOU."
Man: "You could be TWINS."
Get rid of her for shit-testing.
>anon, do you think she's pretty?
>no, she's ugly
>omg how could you say that etc etc
>well do you think she's prettier than you then?
It's all just performative bullshit anyway. She knows the character isn't pretty, you know it and she knows that you know it. She just doesn't want to be the one to acknowledge it. However, the moment she's supposed to compare herself with the character the pretense will drop.
Immediate physical violence
taken from Chud: The Bible
She looks like a pig, lad.
I'd sleep on the couch
I would work over every hole in her body
She is built for big Aussie wiener
why do you speak so coarsely? you sound like a vulgar moron
I opened this thread expecting to see some XXXL cow udders, but those boobs would barely even register on a woman half her size. Thank God my wife's breasts are the first thing to grow when she gains weight.
they do wonders with the press photos of showing her in corsets and with an angle into her cleavage to make them look bigger.
Who is this guy and why do soì many sòyllenials look like this?
He's actually an Armenian school shooter. This is the selfie he took before he went on his killing spree
Were his victims turkroaches?
actually he's a soìlord
>calls a woman a fat cow
>why are they offended? I am le persecuted!
They will speak this over until she and her friend decides you are dumped.
>watch S1 trailer on youtube
>everything is blacks and Black folk
>Netflix
is this a Black person roulette like it looks like in the trailer ?
Yes.
>in 1772 an English court ruled slavery in England isn't a recognized state of being anymore
>in 1807 the Empire abolished the trans-Atlantic slave trade
>by 1813 the aristocracy is 30% black and nobody acts like this is a really weird development
>set in 1813 to 1815
>the Napoleonic Wars aren't even mentioned in the synopsis
tbf it's not uncommon for regency romance stories to just ignore the war, even Jane Austin did it
I’m glad my gf has a guy friend that watches that slop with her at her apartment so I don’t have to.
Underrated
>my gf
She's my gf now, Mark.
How are white people so racist that they are all evil genocidal demons but not racist enough to notice that their aristocracy was 50% black and brown like in this show?
shows me this disgusting cow, says look at how beautiful she is
Praising other women they know aren't beautiful is how most women build a safety net for themselves lol. Like they will call Lizzo the most beautiful woman yet will get mad at you for comparing their beauty to Lizzo's.
Do you chuds have any thoughts of your own or is it strictly just regurgitating tweets from Trad West xitter accounts?
It's this projecting being a "good fricking person!!" play people make, taking a fat, ugly, or disabled person and calling them beautiful. You were tested OP.
Tell them you agree and that you want to have sex with her and then watch their attitude change
Tell them you find Sydney Sweeney pretty and watch they defensively try to nitpick and say she's "not that pretty" etc etc
more like Bridger-TON lol
Ahem, I think you mean:
FRIDGE-er-TON
My understanding is that this entire show is essentially built to exploit of female neuroticisms like this for profit.
Imagine getting so fat you end up looking like a downy.
Chow-Downs Syndrome
She doesn't look like a downy because she's fat Anon, she looks like a downy because she's Irish.
Checked. You don't need to learn how to count to potato when you are the potato.
>now I have to sleep on the couch
Are you a bum?
Is your girlfriend living with you and the bread winner?
If no then you should tell her to frick off and she should sleep else where if she's so angry.
Life isn't a fricking tv show sleeping on the couch is a stupid trope that empowers house wives.
She makes $100K I make $50K and it was her apartment before I moved in. I pay some of the rent though.
I'll tell you right now.
She doesn't respect you.
You can take that or leave it but just know that lack of respect will become a problem to you down the line.
She probably busts your balls behind your back to her friends and looks at you with disgust while you're not paying attention.
Fix that shit, buddy.
i don't work at all and my gf would never do something like that to me
Of course an imaginary waifu would never do that to you. Say hello to her.
that didnt happen and you dont have a gf
There is no such thing as you having to sleep on the couch. Your gf can never tell you what you can or cannot do in your own house. This is like the male version of a shit test for her. You sleep in your goddamn bed and she either deals with it or leaves.
Is someone going to post the breasts or what
Women are NPCs. Slaves. Sheep.
Everywhere in the media they keep spouting that ginger cow is beautiful so they feel the need to repeat it to "fit in".
>Larp post
>Watching Bridgerton
Frick off homosexual
He's not watching it.. his gf is, which is completely believable.
OP you need to reverse it on them, show them a hot guy and tell them he's 5'4.
She still could bed 15 chads a week of she wanted
She is a cow tho
Apologise to your girlfriend and her friend, tell them they were right, you've been thinking it over and realising that this woman is beautiful, in fact, she reminds you of them.
big frickin pig
You have to be a girly woman to identify with this...actress. I see her appeal but she's not for me.
She is why Cinemaphile needs to apologize to Pugh NOW. The true sow is not Flo.
Jokes aside, I've heard of men "having to sleep on the couch" and I don't get it. If your wife is the one with the problem, she can be the one to sleep on the couch. I don't get why like 90% of men are cucked.
Just watched this Holohoax picture, Treasure, today. There's a fat israelite b***h in it and I thought "looks Lena Dunham but can't be she's way uglier" but turned out it was her.
Isn't that just Everything Is Illuminated but worse?
The real trick is to tell your girlfriend that she looks like pic related. That's always the trick. I had a woman friend talking about how Lizzo was so stunning and gorgeous. The next time I saw I said she looked like Lizzo and that stopped her stupid fricking comments to me in the future.
Fricking kek I gotta use that one.
The next time a woman says a troony for fat b***h looks incredible I'm going to say "Yeah she looks a lot like you" and see the reaction.
Women love praising other fat unattractive women because they no they are no threat to them. So that's why they will tout all this "Body Positivity" and other bullshit. They are actively engaged in defense protocols and threat reduction. It's why women love being friends with overweight and fat women. It's like having their own defensive AA screen around them.
It's also a matter of relativity. She will look comparatively more attractive next to a fat chick. And they know this subconsciously.
None of that happened btw
>they get mad and now I have to sleep on the couch
I am not married and at this rate probably never will be but what happens if you try and get into bed when they tell you to sleep on the couch? Does it just result in another argument or does she kick your legs while you try and sleep?
You'll find out real quick if she's actually with you because she's attracted to you or she's just with you for the resources and counting down the days till she qualifies for alimony.
does anyone have the webm
Why the frick is everyone's gf watching this show?
I know this absolute chad at my workplace whose gf is forcing him to watch Bridgerton with her.
>Captcha: WG4Y
It's a soap opera porno for women and that's catnip for them.
>why is everyone's gf watching this show
it's literally a softcore porn soap opera. it's like the notebook but with more sex. might as well ask why so many guys watch action movies
I saw some post on social media gushing about her "perfect bosoms" in some topless scene I assume. Doesn't seem likely to me.
Kek, it was her who said it
This is what came up when I tried to find the tit pic so somebody better post the damn thing or I'm going to get mad
pretty sure it doesn't exist
#
What she doesn't realise is that a tit can be as sharply as you want, but what matters most is the nipple as that sets off the breast. A tit need not be humongous or well rounded or even in a good proportion to the chest so long as there is a nice nipple on it, a poor nipple can ruin even the best of breasts but a good nipple can make a bad tit epic. Her breasts are ok, but her nipples, while not ugly or tiny are average at best, giving an overall "meh" appearance to them. You might bed her if you were going through a dry spell, but if she farted in the night she would not get a second chance, it's that kind of level.
A good nipple can make a silk purse out of a spaniel ear.
ITT: spergs who don't know how to interact with women
why are you here, tubby?
shows me this disgusting cow, says look at how beautiful she is
The correct response to this, if you want to break their brains and cut relationships with them, is to say "Yeah, she reminds me of you!". They'll most likely splutter as their minds try to impossibly recocile staying PC while feeling insulted you that indirectly called them fat/ugly, but no matter what they come back with, your next line is "but I thought you said she was beautiful?" and fein innocence from there.
shes not hideous but i wouldn't call this a desirable woman. this is not any man's dream girl, but it's isnt unbelievable for this woman to be in a romantic relationship.
Was anyone this fat in early 19th century?
Why do you have the sleep o the couch? It's your bed too, why doesn't she sleep on the couch? Never understood this "rule"
should've been more subtle and played pig sounds on your phone or something everytime she came on screen. just say you were watching cute animal videos
What is Bridgerton and why are normies talking about it? From what I can tell (not going to do my own research spoonfeed me or don't I don't care) it's some Georgian era Jane Austen period drama but with blacks and fats instead of attractive people? Is that the premise?
There was this English Queen who had an ancestor from Spain or whatever who may have been like 1/32 Moorish. Black folks have taken that to mean the Queen was 100% sub-Saharan black, and England back then was full of aristocratic blacks.
she looks like Brittny venti and Shes a octoroon
It's just run of the mill 18th-19th century costume drama bullshit but with extra colored folk and more stupid shmalzy romance for women.
I would eat that pink little butthole
>little
Anon, i.....
buttholes don't gain weight you dumb fricking c**t.
It's not about the fat. Loose skin and a constant flow of shit stretch the hole into a coinslot.
Black person do you realize who you're lying to?
Didn't know you were a homosexual. Commiserations.
if buttholes dont gain weight then why are you such a fat homosexual?
Saying that a fat, unattractive girl is attractive has dual benefit for a woman. It makes her seem nice (and secure in her own appearance) by complimenting another woman, but it also works for her to feel better about her own appearance - the woman doing the complimenting will be of equal or greater attractiveness than the unattractive woman, so by complimenting her, she's reaffirming her own attractiveness. Basically you will very rarely see a girl openly compliment a woman who she genuinely perceives as more attractive than herself.
You had two good responses and fricked it up
1: If you love and respect your girlfriend say you don't find her attractive at all because your girlfriend is so beautiful you don't really look at any other women that way
2: If you want to kick some shit off pause and contemplate it and say "You're right honey, she is stunning and she reminds me a lot of you!" Your gf will be insulted and start seething because she knows this woman is a sow but she won't be able to respond directly without revealing her own opinion. Expect drama later.
Tell your gf that the actress reminds you of her, and see what she thinks.
she looks like she has the downies
>I say no, she's a fat cow, stop pretending. She doesn't even have a pretty face
You fricked up right here. You're supposed to tell your friend that she looks just like her. Women love to say how beautiful and strong fat women like Lizzo are. But once you say they look like Lizzo, there's a possibility that they might sense a hint of hypocrisy. But their women, so don't expect much out of them.
Girls say obviously unattractive girls are pretty in order to make themselves seem less shallow.
How can you say someone is "beautiful" when they have makeup on? They are literally hiding what they actually look like. Actually beautiful women look good without it.
poor(and uggo) man's abigaiil morris
>abigaiil morris
God I wish she'd do anal already
She has a cute face but her head is WAAAY too big for her body, and that's even with the fat. Imagine if she were thin. She'd look freakish. Also they practically had to push her breasts up into her throat for her to have any cleavage. Sad.
my gf has no problem calling her a fat cow kek, she also says colin is ugly
>says Colin is ugly
She probably doesn't want you to feel insecure.
me and him look nothing alike, and we freely comment on everybody else. the moment she saw him she was like eew. i think i get it, he looks like a very nice pig to me
test
just say ugh with a disgusted look on your face next time. women don't like when you're explicitly rude
>Noooooooo you can't talk back to the heckin whole femarinos noooooooo
no one has posted them yet?
Is someone gonna post the breasts or not???
Someone did before and they looked good. Not huge but nice and firm
I've been lied to
She looks like a pig who's just realized it's being funneled into the slaughterhouse and has seconds to live
>was waiting for celebjihad to post these breasts so i could see if she at least had a decent pair for a fatty
>absolutely garbage breasts
>they ended up taking it down
kek
Those breasts would only be big on a girl 1/3 as fat
If a woman acknowledges another woman is ugly, it opens her up to the possibility that she herself is ugly. Somebody /thread me.
>claims to have a girlfriend
>does know he needs to control what he says around women
hmm
>various virgins and dudes that last had sex years ago sharing intricate theories about how to talk to girls
My favorite episode
Reminder that they cancelled Derry Girls and torpedoed the last season of it for this shit
>Why are women like this?
Have you been living under a rock for the past 10 years? There's now "plus size" and "body positivity" everywhere, pushing 6XL sizes for everyone and forcing the mindset that it's acceptable AND healthy.
Looks like Downsyndrome Abbey
Lady Whistledowns?
The correct response for future reference, when asked this question by a lady you have, or want to, put your penis inside is:
>"Not as pretty as you, my dear."
You see, the woman is not asking you this to see if your standards are low enough to settle for someone from Ulster, or to complement another woman in their looks, oh no you don't want to fall into that trap, she is looking for a compliment herself.
Women are always like this. The main thing they thrive off is not like men where we like anything that makes us happy, they want to be able to think that someone finds them unquestionably the best character in the story.
This is why a lot of you punks are bad with women. For example in a first date, just let the woman talk about herself for at least 80% of the time (90% if you can master the technique) offer minimal information about yourself, enough to sound like a decent prospect, for example if you own a car or have your own home or are not politically far right, those are all things you can mention that will get her interested enough for her to feel confident enough in you as a prospect to start rabbiting on about herself again.
When she does drone on about herself pay attention because if you remember something she said that you can call back to either this date of another you might well pass the blow job test. Seriously, it's like magic, just listen to her innane prattle, never pressure into anything and she will be puffy in your hands. You will make her c**t literally melt. She will be thrusting after you because she thinks you think she's your idol.
This works not just in dating, but long term relationships and marriages too. Make her feel special and she will actually want you to feel special too.
I love fat b***hes
she is super frickable
butterface girls with nice plumpy pussies are the best frick one can hope for
9 out of 10 times frickable good looking girls are meh and star fish all the time and think their pussy is a national treasure you should be worshipping
butterface girls on the other hand like getting fricked hard and know how to pleasure a dick
>plapjak
there is a 50kg difference between a plapjak and a butterface
i have fricked both. the heaviest girl i fricked was a hefty 130kg. butterface plumpy chicks are definetly not the same as landwhales anon
The books are absolute shit too. Like Jane Austen but even more moronic .God damn. Women have terrible taste in general.
Imagine cuddling Nicola in bed and cupping her breasts when she lets out a wee brap
Tell her to watch Bridgerton but with no blacks and military history plotlines for the male viewers.
Give me a QRD?
show about the austrohungarian empire and the wife of the grandfather of the dude who got assassinated and started ww1
English language? Any good?
i just watched the 2nd season and the weens story with my gf and it was enjoyable i do love watching the fat cow cry
Is it just me or are most woman attractive but they are just fat
Imagine her at 97 pounds
She would be hot
>>they get mad and now I have to sleep on the couch
>bigger ton
Quads
I play videogames while my gf watches it, make the fridgertonne joke some anon made and pretend to throw up when i see her, mock the orchestral cover song bullshit and died laughing when i found out her name was Featherweight or some shit. She just watches with a wry smile because she's used to my bullshit. Sorry for your plight OP but you should learn to read the room.
This never happened but
>now I have to sleep on the couch
this meme is so fricking moronic, just sleep in your bed like normal. If she's butthurt let her be the one who sleeps on the couch.
Imagine letting your wife make you sleep in couch.
Would you a plump Downy, Cinemaphile?
we need a chromosome check stat!
Meh, her face is okay. Her problem is that she's a fat dwarfess, which instinctively disgusts us.