Filoni is George Lucas. He is the hand of George Lucas and the vision of George Lucas told through a passed down soul.
When I see people insult Filoni, I can't take them seriously because in know they would be the same people to hate the prequels if the time was right. They are George haters at heart.
So Rogue One and Mandalorian being the only commercial and popular successes still taught them nothing and we're back to shameless nostalgia milking
Ok
>Death Star, X-wings vs Star Destroyers space battle, muh Darth Vader epic scene >not-Boba Fett and baby Yeed
Shameless nostalgia IS why Rogue One and the Mandalorian are popular you retard, do you prefer the sequels that shit on every Star Wars fan's hopes and expectations?
I thought when Disney took over they said everything but the movies was non canon? Why are they just using the cartoons as canon now? Same with book characters. Thrawn is from books or comics.
>we got Hayden in clone wars armor
I still want to apologize to George. I would've cared for this if it actually happened when I cared about star wars (which was before he sold it).
I'm still glad Hayden is killing it with every scene he's in at least. I hope he gets some other decent roles after this.
Also Anakin's ghost being evil for a second makes no fucking sense. He was redeemed after ROTJ so he should've been good the entire time
>Anakin's ghost being evil for a second makes no fucking sense. He was redeemed
Unsurprisingly with Filoni and Disney, this was an idea stolen from the EU. After Jacen Solo aka Darth Caedus is killed, his apprentice Ben (Luke's son), later talks to his ghost. He's both good and evil throughout the conversation, essentially saying that redemption doesn't erase the dark part and that his afterlife in the Force is still "damnation".
It is something done in EU but Anakin Force Ghost taking the form of Vader to teach a lesson is more akin to when Anakin appeared before Cade Skywalker as a vision in Legacy
>It is something done in EU but Anakin Force Ghost taking the form of Vader to teach a lesson is more akin to when Anakin appeared before Cade Skywalker as a vision in Legacy
I took scenes like this as Anakin was redeemed, but he can take on scary forms if it helps push the person and teach them a lesson. A tough love sort of approach.
I think that was just Anakin trying to push Ahsoka to fight as hard as she could. The point was to get her right to that level where she hits the dark side, but controls it to show that she’s not exactly like Anakin. I took it as she is reluctant to push herself because she doesn’t want to end up like Anakin and he showed her she can handle pushing further.
I also interpreted the whole introspection scenes as Ahsoka learning to accept that Anakin has fell to the Dark Side and live it for the rest of her life, but like you said, show that she is not like Anakin and move on.
>vocally committed
is this what daisy says to her landlord when he asks for the rent
They vocally committed to the Rian Johnson trilogy and look where that went.
If they were willing to retcon ST they'd bury it and never mentioned it again, not parade Daisy Ridley on Celebration stage. They will stick to it out of spite even if no movie will end up being made.
>fog the absolute shit out of the scene so they can put in the least effort possible
Is Disney actually out of money? You'd think they'd dump everything they have into star wars but this looks like SHIT
>Anakin had a padawan during the clone wars, but we're not gonna mention her at all in the mainline movies? >"yeah that's why we'll kill her off at the end of the clone wars. Don't worry about it, the story continuity will be fine." - George Lucas
The sets are abysmal and this wold between worlds is gay. Why didn't anakin just come as a force ghost? The only white I care about is Gandalf the white, get this redo shit out of here dave.
>The one who played young Gamora in Infinity War
Thought it was her, but I just assumed it was too implausible to keep casting the same mexican as different colours of alien.
>have an army of clones >the whole idea is that they are expendable >have the wounded lay on hovering brancards that still need to be physically pushed
Still would have been kino as an animated show, but I'm happy Lucasfilm is blurring the line.
There was a time only a few years ago when certain characters and concepts were basically forbidden from existing outside of animation. If star wars wants to exist as the one linear space opera that they are shooting for, that cant happen.
>blurring the line.
You people are insane. Im happy you're hyped for this but this looks bad. Making scenes like this just asks for juxtaposition with TCW and they're not in this shows favour at all, especially something like season 7.
Seeing it in live action just proves how dumb the Clone Wars was and why Ahsoka shouldn't exist. No moral character should be okay with child soldiers.
I guess I worded that wrongly, they were supposed to be moral but their sense of morality had gone wack, we as the viewers were not meant to see them as high moral people but they still saw themselves as such.
Yeah it's fucked in live action. I could see padawans helping around at bases (like assisting the wounded the stuff) when their masters are fighting.
But being frontline soldiers is gross.
Yeah it's fucked in live action. I could see padawans helping around at bases (like assisting the wounded the stuff) when their masters are fighting.
But being frontline soldiers is gross.
>child soldiers are bad >the jedi are hypocrites
that's the fucking point you morons
>the worst part is the hypocrisy
Child soldiers doesn't make them hypocrites, it makes them evil. You honestly believe that the point of the Clone Wars was that every Jedi and ally was evil? Obi-Wan and Yoda are actually morally bankrupt war criminals instead of misguided fools?
Or is it more likely that this is a kids show that wanted a teenage protagonist being badass?
>Obi-Wan and Yoda are actually morally bankrupt war criminals instead of misguided fools?
Both actually, yes.
They're unironically just as morally deficient as Maul by the time of episode 3 and 4, more so Yoda and Windu.
The order could have very well refused to join the war in episode 2 if Yoda said no, but decided to not do anything about it. They could have left padawans to be trained by robots and other pacifist jedi away from the war but didn't because the order as a whole was a corrupt organization, shouting about peace while they annexed planets with the clone battalions just to keep a seat in the senate.
That was the whole point of the prequels and the cartoon.
>George Lucas: They are the most moral of anybody in the galaxy
We have numerous quotes from George talking about how the Jedi and good and virtuous adu. They were suppose to be flawed and nothing more according to the creators themselves.
You are media illiterate if you think the point of the Clone Wars was anything more than "look kids, even you can be a Jedi!".
I was shocked how well executed that was. I kept expecting for something stupid to happen like have Anakin to try apologize. Or have Ahsoka outright scold him for mass murder.
It's funny how they have genuinely killed any chance of Star Wars ever being interesting to normal people again. You might as well move these threads to /toon/ because this shit belongs with that tumblr-reject MLP crowd.
No. The ones who ruined the sequels were 'fans' shitting on George and his works who are now acting like they have been the most ardent follower of him
This garbage is not kino. It's soulless. Content for content's sake. And Star Wars was never "content". Everything Disney and Filoni have done are the anti-thesis of quality, meaningful storytelling/filmmaking and exist solely to be a product. It's pointless filler. It adds absolutely nothing, and in fact, is reductive to Lucas' films.
I wanted to get into star wars a couple times but there is so many fucking movies and shows it seems and its just confusing as fuck, I only know of anakin
Just watch A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Then The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith. Beyond that, if you want more, look up old pre-Disney books and games. Don't bother with anything from 2013 onward.
Just watch A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Then The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith. Beyond that, if you want more, look up old pre-Disney books and games. Don't bother with anything from 2013 onward.
>Watch these specific movies and then READ BOOKS from 40 years ago!! That's the REAL way to enjoy star wars!
It's unfortunate that the Mando S3 finale wasn't about the last remaining Mauldolorians, Gideon and his Dark Troopers, like Gar Saxon from before who joined the Empire, attempting to exterminate the last of the non-Mauldolorians and take back rulership over Mandalore from Bo-Katan using the Imperial Remnant's resources.
How did Mandalorian S3 compare to S1 and S2? I thought S1 was good and S2 was okay but too focused on muh baby yoda. I'm assuming S3 either kept the same quality of 2 or regressed.
Because there was nothing to answer or elaborate on. This entire show is a big nothing waste of time. Quite literally just streaming service filler to justify Lucasfilm and Disney+'s existence to shareholders. It's not going anywhere. There is no plot or great revelation. It's just more purposeless nostalgia pandering for attention. The professional form of clickbait. I pity anyone who still thinks these shows are Star Wars and are building towards some magical moment where Star Wars gets good again. They aren't. It's not going to. It's dead.
Not bad Anakin kino. This show keeps reminding me about how fucking boring of a character Ahsoka is compared to Anakin, Obi Wan and Luke in George's Star Wars. She's just a side character he created for his daughter and that's it.
Seeing Anakin in this makes his treatment in Kenobi even worse. I still can't believe how much of a pussy they made him look, even if Hayden's scene with the destroyed mask was kino.
His dedication to fight scene choreography (with proper fight scene direction) shows he has the right level of autism to act. He's also fairly good at showing emotion. He just needs to be fed something other than cringe kino dialogue.
Hayden knows what's up and that the fans love him. He just wants to have fun after being hated and meme'd on for so long and he knows Star Wars fans love him. I wish they could save Jake Lloyd but that's his problem. Prequel hate was always undeserved and I blame gen X pseuds for being assholes.
>Jake Lloyd >Assaulted his mom in 2015 >A few months later he's arrested for reckless driving without a license and resisting arrest >Goes to jail for 10 months >Diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia
Jesus Christ
He's got a specific range. And George didn't give him much to work with. 2 I agree he didn't do well with the garbage lines he was handed. 3 I think he struggled with poorly written romance with an actress he had no chemistry with. But his emotional outbursts (specifically in 3) were competent. He looked tortured and unstable by the end of it. That felt real. I wouldn't say he holds a candle to the OT actors but he's not as bad as his worst performances would suggest.
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There's a couple of random scenes he is good in, his mother's death scene for instance, but then he's right back to useless his next scene. Then again he's far from the only dodgy performance.
He's definitely going to be the main character of Filoni's next show (Whatever it may be) He would probably play the same role as Jacen Solo in the old EU, being the central figure in the war against Yuuzhan Vong (ofc without falling to Dark Side part because Kylo Ren exists)
I was honestly surprised how much Jacen they've used and the fact that he is autisming Jacen back into canon starwars is one of the few great things that I like about this show if only because of how much I hate the sequels and lack of Jacen Solo
Even if its pieces, its better than what we got with Kylo. who is Jacen without the name and a worse execution, he doesn't even look like someone that would be a kid of harrison ford and carrie fischer.
I'll take more of the knock off any day of the week.
looks like they're building him up to be a main character for later. I doubt they'll use him as a kid but he'd fit right in as a young adult in the sequel era, probably for that new Rey movie.
The pacing absolutely murders this show. I'm banging my head at how slow it is. Why does everyone say a line then pause for 5 seconds, stare at eachother, cross their arms, and THEN decide to respond. Every conversation takes twice as long as it should. You could cut half the episodes in this show out and nothing would change.
Imagine if it was a show about them. Dark Jedi doing morally grey things for the greater good. Then throw Thrawn into the mix, Timothy Zahn version not the Rebels version of him. Ahsoka and Rebels characters get cameos but they're not the main focus.
But then again, these are the people who squandered the opportunity they had with Mandalore show.
Nostalgiawanking will keep them afloat but it won't make them kajillions they probably hoped for when they bought the franchise
I don't have Disney+ or watch any of these shows (I didn't even see the last movie) but from a distance it seems like all these shows are just Disney slowly realizing what an unmarketable turd the sequel trilogy was and that everything interesting about Star Wars is stuff that Lucas set up
Did the clone troopers also have the helmet fins in the alternate timeline flashback where Ahsoka had already left the Order and Anakin couldn't remember?
No, I never watched the Clone Wars except when I was babysitting for my godson. And I've been disappointed at the flat acting and slow dialogue and all the rest.
But right now I have a big fat grin on my face. This was good.
Anyone else think it almost always looks bad when TV shows are in scope? Just do it in 16:9, you're not going to trick me into thinking I'm watching a movie.
The show still hasn't bothered to explain why a guy that snatched by magic whales to another galaxy 11 years ago is a threat or how they know he didn't starve to death or die of exposure. >dude man its thrawn bro you know from the old eu? he's a big deal bro
Is that the only reason?
That's because this show is just Star Wars Rebels season 5 and needed a different name because the rebels don't exist anymore.
You're basically required to watch that show to get the character motivations behind this one.
I have seen rebels and I still don't get it. >entire empire command structure is destroyed >all the big time imperials are dead or fleed >its just a bunch of holdouts hiding in the outer rim and shit >nu-republic reclaimed all the major imperial territory
So what if some guy that was around before the war went hot turns up again? The empire is smashed to pieces at this point.
They could have cut the first two episodes down to 10 minutes and added it to the third. Nothing happened except long awkward pauses and intense stares. Not sure why they didn't.
They could have cut the first two episodes down to 10 minutes and added it to the third. Nothing happened except long awkward pauses and intense stares. Not sure why they didn't.
The leakers said there will definitely be a second season.
Thrawn will most likely appear in the last minutes of episode 8
Is there any, any director with the skills and the industry pull who could walk into Disney's offices and go "I'll direct a new trilogy for free, but you have to let me publicly berate all the showrunners / directors involved since you acquired the IP. Maybe even fire some of them too." and Disney would actually say "Okay."?
Jesus Christ Anakin mogs everything else in this show
From the guy who people couldn’t stand 20 years ago to absolutely dominating the screen
Disney Star Wars is so bad it hurts
I'm giving this a second change after shift+deleting ep1 17 minutes in.
The speech in the youtube snippet is horrendous like the antithesis of Anakin from the movies and Clone Wars on every single level.
I can't wait for the cynical hate-watchers on YouTube to vomit their constant "OMG it's so shit and lame and you should hate it (also thanks for the superchat money)!"
i hate the clone wars so much
It was only "good" if you knew nothing about Star Wars.
>excuse me I am an EXPERT
Yes.
Watching Clone Wars like trying to draw blood from a stone.
WOWIE ZOWIE THE ACTUAL MOMENT ANAKIN TOLD AHSOKA THERE ARE NO PANTIES IN SPACE!!!!!! THANK YOU FILONI
>I DIDN'T believe he could pull it of, but she believe his every word back then!
Where's the skimpy alien teen outfit, filobro
He already got rid of it in the Tales of the Jedi cartoon.
WHERES THE TUBE TOP FILONI
How many clones do you think fucked in their off time? Probably a lot right?
I see clones? I watch.
only Rex gets a Temuera voice line, I think disney ran out of money
>I see clones? I watch.
I look like that when I see clones.
God I love the mark 2 helmet
Why the FUCK are they different heights?
He cooked.
I'm seriously thinking about kneeling to Filonichads.
Who is the mad man AI generating pictures of Filoni
And why did he create a lora specifically of him? You just know there's porn
Filoni bros, we eatin' good.
It's not. God, zoomers are braindead.
Filoni is George Lucas. He is the hand of George Lucas and the vision of George Lucas told through a passed down soul.
When I see people insult Filoni, I can't take them seriously because in know they would be the same people to hate the prequels if the time was right. They are George haters at heart.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
jk i pirate everything but thanks for the fanservice filoni
looking forward to the shoops of this bitch
It's a child...
SPACE LEGAL
SEXO
Orange buttcheeks
Yes
she looks gross wtf
Another brown garden gnome mutt nepo baby
gotta admit the features are pretty close
>That gorilla nose.
Absolutely disgusting.
Orange DSL
So Rogue One and Mandalorian being the only commercial and popular successes still taught them nothing and we're back to shameless nostalgia milking
Ok
>Death Star, X-wings vs Star Destroyers space battle, muh Darth Vader epic scene
>not-Boba Fett and baby Yeed
Shameless nostalgia IS why Rogue One and the Mandalorian are popular you retard, do you prefer the sequels that shit on every Star Wars fan's hopes and expectations?
I thought when Disney took over they said everything but the movies was non canon? Why are they just using the cartoons as canon now? Same with book characters. Thrawn is from books or comics.
It was always the movies and the clone wars.
As for Thrawn and stuff, it's a reuse of the character in the new continuity, not canonizing his previous appearances.
>we got Hayden in clone wars armor
I still want to apologize to George. I would've cared for this if it actually happened when I cared about star wars (which was before he sold it).
I'm still glad Hayden is killing it with every scene he's in at least. I hope he gets some other decent roles after this.
Also Anakin's ghost being evil for a second makes no fucking sense. He was redeemed after ROTJ so he should've been good the entire time
>Anakin's ghost being evil for a second makes no fucking sense. He was redeemed
Unsurprisingly with Filoni and Disney, this was an idea stolen from the EU. After Jacen Solo aka Darth Caedus is killed, his apprentice Ben (Luke's son), later talks to his ghost. He's both good and evil throughout the conversation, essentially saying that redemption doesn't erase the dark part and that his afterlife in the Force is still "damnation".
It is something done in EU but Anakin Force Ghost taking the form of Vader to teach a lesson is more akin to when Anakin appeared before Cade Skywalker as a vision in Legacy
>It is something done in EU but Anakin Force Ghost taking the form of Vader to teach a lesson is more akin to when Anakin appeared before Cade Skywalker as a vision in Legacy
I took scenes like this as Anakin was redeemed, but he can take on scary forms if it helps push the person and teach them a lesson. A tough love sort of approach.
Anon, you clearly still care about star wars
I think that was just Anakin trying to push Ahsoka to fight as hard as she could. The point was to get her right to that level where she hits the dark side, but controls it to show that she’s not exactly like Anakin. I took it as she is reluctant to push herself because she doesn’t want to end up like Anakin and he showed her she can handle pushing further.
I also interpreted the whole introspection scenes as Ahsoka learning to accept that Anakin has fell to the Dark Side and live it for the rest of her life, but like you said, show that she is not like Anakin and move on.
No, that was Anakin pushing her. Testing her. Stop being like a Christian Scientist and reading hidden shit into everything.
ST retcon status?
Not gonna happen.
My nig they've vocally committed to a new Rey movie, what funking retcon are you talking about
Yeah that's not gonna happen.
If they were willing to retcon ST they'd bury it and never mentioned it again, not parade Daisy Ridley on Celebration stage. They will stick to it out of spite even if no movie will end up being made.
Seems the people in charge would sooner retcon OT
>vocally committed
is this what daisy says to her landlord when he asks for the rent
They vocally committed to the Rian Johnson trilogy and look where that went.
Disney vocally commits to a lot of shit that never happens.
how many SW movies has disney vocally committed to now?
Retard
>more iconic than ANYTHING sequel related
Jfc it looks awful. Stick to your cartoons Dave, they at least look decent.
Her costume is so bad
Oh no, did they retcon the tube top?
That's her S3 and beyond outfit.
But Teth and Ryloth happened in the movie and in S1. They memory holed and retconned the tube top.
in hindsight it was a bit perverted
It was artistic vision of George Lucas.
she killed millions
George was way too based.
thank you george
They're not putting a teenage girl in a tubetop anon.
>no tube top & baby belly fat in today's episode
i shall now sit in a corner & despair
Could be another separate battle on Ryloth, no? Happens over many planets during the conflict
Why?
He's way too old now. He looks nothing like he did in his 20s
Filoni is a hack
Why ist her sword so short?
>fog the absolute shit out of the scene so they can put in the least effort possible
Is Disney actually out of money? You'd think they'd dump everything they have into star wars but this looks like SHIT
They are testing how low they can go and still get a return on investment. What is this series... this is wild;
>Anakin had a padawan during the clone wars, but we're not gonna mention her at all in the mainline movies?
>"yeah that's why we'll kill her off at the end of the clone wars. Don't worry about it, the story continuity will be fine." - George Lucas
She’s a cute mutt
With all that fog you would think they stumbled onto the set of Turok: Dinosaur Hunter.
Well personally I wouldn’t think that
The sets are abysmal and this wold between worlds is gay. Why didn't anakin just come as a force ghost? The only white I care about is Gandalf the white, get this redo shit out of here dave.
All the Skywalkers are Dead in Rise of Skywalker the Skywalkers are all Failures the Palpatines are the Real Chosen Ones
Did they show Captain Rex?
Yeah, for three seconds.
I know it's not in motion, but why does this look stiffer than the original CGI series?
showing a clone for a scene doesn't change the face that this show is money laundering
yes
Yes.
Who's playing dicky Ahsoka?
Some Puerto Rican garden gnomeess. The one who played young Gamora in Infinity War.
>The one who played young Gamora in Infinity War
Thought it was her, but I just assumed it was too implausible to keep casting the same mexican as different colours of alien.
>Thought it was her, but I just assumed it was too implausible to keep casting the same mexican as different colours of alien.
kek
been bugging me since infinity war, finally got it. she looks like a shitted up kid version of madison borbely
___ ____ ____
holy shit kylo ren and ahsoka linked up
What an actual fucking goblin
discount dafne keen
The same girl that played dicky Gamora
Ariana Greenblatt
I liked it.
Whos the actress ?
she was young gamora and the edgy kid in barbie
Built for Democratic politicians to rape.
Be honest, can I enjoy this if I never watched clone wars shit? I never got used to the 3D look after the kino 2D clone wars and never watched it.
>it was like a constant porno, Luke. You have no idea
>no ears
SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD
how does she hear? the force?
>How does she hear
Not very well
Through the horn things on top of her head.
iRebel certified Beats headphones.
WHAT?
there are a few slits where ears would be
>her head/hair lines are low-res textures
Head piece proportions are all wrong in general.
Seems like we are back to TFA levels of quality drought when people are losing their shit just for nostalgia bait
>have an army of clones
>the whole idea is that they are expendable
>have the wounded lay on hovering brancards that still need to be physically pushed
Make it make sense
Don't think about the Clone Wars too much it gets very silly.
>clone bars
>clone medics
It's fake people vs robots.
>what the fuck did I get myself into?
How do you know who all these random aliens are?
Same way I know who all the humans are
these threads are unironically at least 50% marketers, noone that didnt watch those comics knows any of those characters besides anakin
Yikes. Should have just made a new animated show.
Still would have been kino as an animated show, but I'm happy Lucasfilm is blurring the line.
There was a time only a few years ago when certain characters and concepts were basically forbidden from existing outside of animation. If star wars wants to exist as the one linear space opera that they are shooting for, that cant happen.
>blurring the line.
You people are insane. Im happy you're hyped for this but this looks bad. Making scenes like this just asks for juxtaposition with TCW and they're not in this shows favour at all, especially something like season 7.
Seeing it in live action just proves how dumb the Clone Wars was and why Ahsoka shouldn't exist. No moral character should be okay with child soldiers.
The PT Jedi were never supposed to be seen as moral, they only thought they were.
Yes they were. They were misguided and had lost their way but they were still suppose to be moral.
I guess I worded that wrongly, they were supposed to be moral but their sense of morality had gone wack, we as the viewers were not meant to see them as high moral people but they still saw themselves as such.
Yeah it's fucked in live action. I could see padawans helping around at bases (like assisting the wounded the stuff) when their masters are fighting.
But being frontline soldiers is gross.
>child soldiers are bad
>the jedi are hypocrites
that's the fucking point you morons
>the worst part is the hypocrisy
Child soldiers doesn't make them hypocrites, it makes them evil. You honestly believe that the point of the Clone Wars was that every Jedi and ally was evil? Obi-Wan and Yoda are actually morally bankrupt war criminals instead of misguided fools?
Or is it more likely that this is a kids show that wanted a teenage protagonist being badass?
>Obi-Wan and Yoda are actually morally bankrupt war criminals instead of misguided fools?
Both actually, yes.
They're unironically just as morally deficient as Maul by the time of episode 3 and 4, more so Yoda and Windu.
The order could have very well refused to join the war in episode 2 if Yoda said no, but decided to not do anything about it. They could have left padawans to be trained by robots and other pacifist jedi away from the war but didn't because the order as a whole was a corrupt organization, shouting about peace while they annexed planets with the clone battalions just to keep a seat in the senate.
That was the whole point of the prequels and the cartoon.
>George Lucas: They are the most moral of anybody in the galaxy
We have numerous quotes from George talking about how the Jedi and good and virtuous adu. They were suppose to be flawed and nothing more according to the creators themselves.
You are media illiterate if you think the point of the Clone Wars was anything more than "look kids, even you can be a Jedi!".
I remember when they were seen as flawed and believed themselves to be infallible.
Now Mace Windu is Space Joseph Kony I guess.
Child soldiers isn't hypocritical. That makes them fucking african warlord tier of abhorrent.
Anyone else feel the sexual tension between them
>No tummy
GIGACRINGE
what a lousy hebesoka ffs
>Disney is now nostalgiafagging to the cartoon audience
Kek
Orange...
buttcheeks
I want to see this concept explored further. Anakins force ghost being intently good and redeemed, but still grappling with his dark history.
>THERE ARE NO PANTIES IN THE ARCANE SANCTUARY SNIPS
I loved that feeling I got from him. Even when he is good, there is something menacing with him
I was shocked how well executed that was. I kept expecting for something stupid to happen like have Anakin to try apologize. Or have Ahsoka outright scold him for mass murder.
Kidsoka did pretty good. Mogged Rosario bad.
wow she really knows how to swing lightsabers move very agilely
It's funny how they have genuinely killed any chance of Star Wars ever being interesting to normal people again. You might as well move these threads to /toon/ because this shit belongs with that tumblr-reject MLP crowd.
/swco/ got banned on /toon/ funnily enough.
These chud shill threads should be banned here too.
I believe in you /misc/.
Who gives a shit about normal people? Wasn't that what ruined the sequels?
The franchise works best as Disney Plus padding, and I wouldn't have it any other way as long as I keep getting my kino
>Wasn't that what ruined the sequels?
No. The ones who ruined the sequels were 'fans' shitting on George and his works who are now acting like they have been the most ardent follower of him
This garbage is not kino. It's soulless. Content for content's sake. And Star Wars was never "content". Everything Disney and Filoni have done are the anti-thesis of quality, meaningful storytelling/filmmaking and exist solely to be a product. It's pointless filler. It adds absolutely nothing, and in fact, is reductive to Lucas' films.
>Content for content's sake
Thats streaming for you, enjoy the new age!
After the Filoni movie, these eras should take like a 5 year hiatus at the MINIMUM
I wanted to get into star wars a couple times but there is so many fucking movies and shows it seems and its just confusing as fuck, I only know of anakin
Honestly man just find a chronological timeline and go crazy.
Watch the OT and then decide if you liked it enough to watch the prequels. Don't bother with the shows until then.
Just watch A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Then The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith. Beyond that, if you want more, look up old pre-Disney books and games. Don't bother with anything from 2013 onward.
Anon nobody is going to do this
Those are the clearest instructions anyone can give on how to get into Star Wars. All he should do is just watch the six films. That's it.
>Watch these specific movies and then READ BOOKS from 40 years ago!! That's the REAL way to enjoy star wars!
Mhmm okay but be real
There are only six Star Wars films and he listed them in the correct viewing order. That's as real as it gets.
>Specific movies
Dude those 6 movies are like THE Star Wars
Ok, I'll be autistic enough to admit this bothered me
What do you mean? I loved it
Maul's commandos used GALAAR carbines, that looks like an EE series carbine
Oh man you mean REAL autistic. Based thing to notice
holy based sperglord, way to catch that one. Nah, you're allowed to be bothered by it, I kneel to you.
I kneel to you detail autist.
I do this shit for historical firearms.
>I do this shit for historical firearms.
If you even want a brain aneurism, watch Sisu.
It's unfortunate that the Mando S3 finale wasn't about the last remaining Mauldolorians, Gideon and his Dark Troopers, like Gar Saxon from before who joined the Empire, attempting to exterminate the last of the non-Mauldolorians and take back rulership over Mandalore from Bo-Katan using the Imperial Remnant's resources.
How did Mandalorian S3 compare to S1 and S2? I thought S1 was good and S2 was okay but too focused on muh baby yoda. I'm assuming S3 either kept the same quality of 2 or regressed.
Regressed.
S3 is hot garbage and made worse by making the boba fett show mandatory viewing
Apologize
what do the space whales eat?
Clouzon-36
Hyperdrive fuel
Space Krill and Space plankton
Whatever the hell they want
Shame about her glowing eyes because otherwise I'm a big fan of that costume. But those eyes are unsettling
they had to make her face look bad because that's how women were in the OT
deep fried yuuzhan vong
Man that Rex VO sounded rough.
That was Morrison.
Better than the cartoon version
>refuses to answer, aknowledge or elaborate on anything
fucking filloni. feels like he secretly has a grift youtube channel he makes millions from
>YOU MUST ANSWER EVERYTHING DAMMIT
Because there was nothing to answer or elaborate on. This entire show is a big nothing waste of time. Quite literally just streaming service filler to justify Lucasfilm and Disney+'s existence to shareholders. It's not going anywhere. There is no plot or great revelation. It's just more purposeless nostalgia pandering for attention. The professional form of clickbait. I pity anyone who still thinks these shows are Star Wars and are building towards some magical moment where Star Wars gets good again. They aren't. It's not going to. It's dead.
You all actually watching this piss?
I thought you were joking.
Not bad Anakin kino. This show keeps reminding me about how fucking boring of a character Ahsoka is compared to Anakin, Obi Wan and Luke in George's Star Wars. She's just a side character he created for his daughter and that's it.
>LUKE!
>USE THE FORCE TO RUN
>RUN TO DAGOBAH
>RUN TO DAGOBAH
HEY EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE STAR WARS DID YOU KNOW I CAME INTO THE STAR WARS THREAD TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I DON'T LIKE STAR WARS IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
Obviously a shill, I don't know which side for but obviously a shill
Why can't you seethe in silence? Why are shills like this?
You're the one seething
>no u the post
Whatever you're paid (FOR FREE btw) it's too much.
You're the one being paid for free which is too much
Seeing Anakin in this makes his treatment in Kenobi even worse. I still can't believe how much of a pussy they made him look, even if Hayden's scene with the destroyed mask was kino.
Kenobi was such a wasted opportunity. Thte had the cast and everything and Deborah turned it into a YouTube fan film from 2012.
>Hayden somewhat learned how to act in the last twenty years
phew
His dedication to fight scene choreography (with proper fight scene direction) shows he has the right level of autism to act. He's also fairly good at showing emotion. He just needs to be fed something other than cringe kino dialogue.
Hayden knows what's up and that the fans love him. He just wants to have fun after being hated and meme'd on for so long and he knows Star Wars fans love him. I wish they could save Jake Lloyd but that's his problem. Prequel hate was always undeserved and I blame gen X pseuds for being assholes.
>Jake Lloyd
>Assaulted his mom in 2015
>A few months later he's arrested for reckless driving without a license and resisting arrest
>Goes to jail for 10 months
>Diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia
Jesus Christ
>he has the right level of autism to act
What? The fuck you people consider autism nowadays?
Look up the training Hayden and Ewan had to do for Episode III.
Actual effort and every kid could relate at the time to being hit on the fingers with toy lightsabers
Ok, but his acting was terrible in Episode 2 and 3.
He's got a specific range. And George didn't give him much to work with. 2 I agree he didn't do well with the garbage lines he was handed. 3 I think he struggled with poorly written romance with an actress he had no chemistry with. But his emotional outbursts (specifically in 3) were competent. He looked tortured and unstable by the end of it. That felt real. I wouldn't say he holds a candle to the OT actors but he's not as bad as his worst performances would suggest.
There's a couple of random scenes he is good in, his mother's death scene for instance, but then he's right back to useless his next scene. Then again he's far from the only dodgy performance.
tfw no hayden show
Is all the D+ star wars crap just fan service for "people" who watched those garbage cartoon shows?
>D+
kek how have I not heard this insult before?
because you're not a terminally online st dweeb
Read your post and realize why you shouldn't even be here and should do something else.
You think they're gonna do something with Jacen?
He's definitely going to be the main character of Filoni's next show (Whatever it may be) He would probably play the same role as Jacen Solo in the old EU, being the central figure in the war against Yuuzhan Vong (ofc without falling to Dark Side part because Kylo Ren exists)
I was honestly surprised how much Jacen they've used and the fact that he is autisming Jacen back into canon starwars is one of the few great things that I like about this show if only because of how much I hate the sequels and lack of Jacen Solo
Except this kid isn't Jacen Solo in any way. Filoni just stole his name.
>highly sensitive, beast sensitive kid,
Even if its pieces, its better than what we got with Kylo. who is Jacen without the name and a worse execution, he doesn't even look like someone that would be a kid of harrison ford and carrie fischer.
I'll take more of the knock off any day of the week.
looks like they're building him up to be a main character for later. I doubt they'll use him as a kid but he'd fit right in as a young adult in the sequel era, probably for that new Rey movie.
>young adult
He'd be late 30's by the time the Rey movie comes around.
The pacing absolutely murders this show. I'm banging my head at how slow it is. Why does everyone say a line then pause for 5 seconds, stare at eachother, cross their arms, and THEN decide to respond. Every conversation takes twice as long as it should. You could cut half the episodes in this show out and nothing would change.
Imagine if it was a show about them. Dark Jedi doing morally grey things for the greater good. Then throw Thrawn into the mix, Timothy Zahn version not the Rebels version of him. Ahsoka and Rebels characters get cameos but they're not the main focus.
But then again, these are the people who squandered the opportunity they had with Mandalore show.
Nostalgiawanking will keep them afloat but it won't make them kajillions they probably hoped for when they bought the franchise
That's what they want Acolyte to be but with a bunch of sex and Harry Potter shit and I hope that show gets shelved
>Acolyte
I know nothing about that show but I'm guessing the sith acolyte is going to turn to the light side in the first few episodes.
There's no sex in Acolyte.
Acolyte is made by capeshitters though. It will be bad.
I'm a Star Wars enjoyer but I won't be giving that show even a trailer view. I like Carrie Anne-Moss but that show is cursed.
I don't have Disney+ or watch any of these shows (I didn't even see the last movie) but from a distance it seems like all these shows are just Disney slowly realizing what an unmarketable turd the sequel trilogy was and that everything interesting about Star Wars is stuff that Lucas set up
>ZOMG AN OBVIOUS FAN BAIT SCENE
/misc/ is lost to the zoomers. It's literally over.
Old heads mad
>obvious fan bait scene
kino
Anyone else notice that pottery scene of Teensohka mirroring Obi-Wan's scene from the Siege of Mandalore?
Kino dragged down by the dragging plot of the show
Did the clone troopers also have the helmet fins in the alternate timeline flashback where Ahsoka had already left the Order and Anakin couldn't remember?
>zoomshits are now nostalgic about clone wars
pathetic
Why is all you ever offer as a criticism "nostalgia"?
That's implying zoomers aren't watching TikTok all day and appreciate things they grew up with.
What’s even more pathetic is being mad about people having nostalgia. Worse yet, entering a thread full of things you don’t like, and then getting mad
>CONSTANT PORNO
Sad to see that Star Wars still just fan-service and nostalgia-baiting fans of a children's cartoon.
What else should it be though?
Creating good and original stories that doesn't make the universe feel like it has 12 people in it.
Glad to see Star Wars give fan-service and nostalgia-baiting with actual purpose and depth
As are we all.
I'm still grinning. Well done Dave.
>A literal shill from Reddit
The absolute state
No, I never watched the Clone Wars except when I was babysitting for my godson. And I've been disappointed at the flat acting and slow dialogue and all the rest.
But right now I have a big fat grin on my face. This was good.
>that spacing
>I'm still grinning.
I know what you are.
Not everyone that uses actual paragraph breaks is a Redditor you fucking retard.
Not everyone who does that is one, but every redditor does that.
feel like im a few years late
buy why is ahsoka black now? the cartoon character didnt have the black facial features this one has
She isn't black, she's orange.
Ahsoka isn't black, she's an orange alien.
Rosario Dawson twitter campaigned for herself to be cast as Ahsoka and Disney fell for a meme. The rest is history.
Because she's built like a brick shithouse, that's why.kn4ag
Dat vice grip
pussy got me thinkin of Homer Simpson's smile
D'aw it's Hannah Montana with a lightsaber.
My lil sis is gonna love this!
Aw no rock music?
What was the point of the flashbacks?
That Ahsoka wants to live?
I think it had something to do with Ahsoka's fear of failing, which is why she refrains from being Sabine's master.
>be 45 year old women
>still afraid of failing
Really now. At that point just seppuku with a lightsaber.
>message is only meaningful to infantilized adults
They know their audience.
Anyone else think it almost always looks bad when TV shows are in scope? Just do it in 16:9, you're not going to trick me into thinking I'm watching a movie.
The show still hasn't bothered to explain why a guy that snatched by magic whales to another galaxy 11 years ago is a threat or how they know he didn't starve to death or die of exposure.
>dude man its thrawn bro you know from the old eu? he's a big deal bro
Is that the only reason?
Unironically he is the only guy in Star Wars galaxy with brains.
Because the Asian witch is trying to find him so they can start another war.
>find a guy that lost the last battle he fought against a child so he can start a new war (that we know never happens)
That's because this show is just Star Wars Rebels season 5 and needed a different name because the rebels don't exist anymore.
You're basically required to watch that show to get the character motivations behind this one.
I have seen rebels and I still don't get it.
>entire empire command structure is destroyed
>all the big time imperials are dead or fleed
>its just a bunch of holdouts hiding in the outer rim and shit
>nu-republic reclaimed all the major imperial territory
So what if some guy that was around before the war went hot turns up again? The empire is smashed to pieces at this point.
Mandalorian S3 established that the remnants are just pretending to be scattered and there's a cabal of remaining officers working in tandem.
Problem is the sequels. We already know this the Imperial remnants never do anything and whatever it is they think Thrawn will do fails.
Dude nobody cares about sequels
I don't. But I am not one of those deluded weirdos that think they're going to be retconned.
The only Clone Wars is Tartakovsky's. Fuck you.
Based
The 3D one looked so boring compared to this
DO YOU REMEMBER ANAKIN SKYWALKER?
DO YOU REMEMBER THE CLONE WARS?
>do you have any proof of your claims?
>...no
Oh well I guess those x-wings just magically blew themselves up then.
Hopefully Thrawn still has hot Chiss women working for him and we'll see them in the next episode
>Another shitty filler episode
Great.
>thrawn coming back is a BIG THREAT
>5/8 episodes in an he still hasn't appeared once and they aren't even there yet
you're gonna have to wait for season 2 buddy.
WINTER IS COMING
They could have cut the first two episodes down to 10 minutes and added it to the third. Nothing happened except long awkward pauses and intense stares. Not sure why they didn't.
The leakers said there will definitely be a second season.
Thrawn will most likely appear in the last minutes of episode 8
Why can't they reuse music from the movies?
scenes from this episode could be so much better
'MEMBA
>'MEMBA
'MEMBA
>'MEMBA
'MEMBA
>'MEMBA
'MEMBA
Nope, she's still not mentioned in the prequel trilogy. She will never be canon
Is there any, any director with the skills and the industry pull who could walk into Disney's offices and go "I'll direct a new trilogy for free, but you have to let me publicly berate all the showrunners / directors involved since you acquired the IP. Maybe even fire some of them too." and Disney would actually say "Okay."?
George Lucas
No
onions wars is so fucking gay ffs
But anon, you're supposed to be bitter and to hate everything
>I won't fight you
>I've heard that before
It's like poetry.
How long until the clone wars live action series? I give it 2 years tops
Don't give them ieas mofo
really convenient what all of those flashbacks can be in dreamlike fog because it would look like shit with virtual set background
Jesus Christ Anakin mogs everything else in this show
From the guy who people couldn’t stand 20 years ago to absolutely dominating the screen
Disney Star Wars is so bad it hurts
>no Sabine
>episode is instantly better
For real. Only interesting thing that has happened with her so far is accepting the deal and she basically didn't talk at all during that scene.
Sadly, nothing matters because at the end, all roads lead to Rey "I bypassed the character development" Palpatine
Not in another better Galaxy even farther away than the previous one
I'm giving this a second change after shift+deleting ep1 17 minutes in.
The speech in the youtube snippet is horrendous like the antithesis of Anakin from the movies and Clone Wars on every single level.
The New Republic sucks major ass
Thrawn is literally already correct and he hasn't even made his case yet.
Another episode, another buttshot of MEW
How about Sabine?
who
>Sabine
>Obi-Wan is married to Hera IRL
Poor Kanan
Kanan is married to Buffy so don’t feel too bad
I can't wait for the cynical hate-watchers on YouTube to vomit their constant "OMG it's so shit and lame and you should hate it (also thanks for the superchat money)!"