Girl, you're gonna feel a little prick

Girl, you're gonna feel a little prick

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    actually a great song

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The voice actor for steve is such a good singer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Scott Grimes is great, he's unironically a good actor, and his voice acting and singing is for steve is perfect

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Didn’t he admit once he got a hernia from doing Steve Smith’s voice?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't be surprised if it was during the Steve scatting scene that shit was off the rails VAing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He recorded an album when he was a teenager and it legit just sounds like Steve singing the whole time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        One of my favorite gags.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      American dad is such a good show.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      American Dad is full of legitimately great songs

      %3A%2F%2Fboards.Cinemaphile.org%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=GlitchfaceDan

      Not as good as south park was at its peak with songs, but Matt Weitzmann/Mike Barker (who took over AD after season 2 when Seth left all but voices to do family guy again) aren't pro song writers like matt/trey are

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They have several bangers. The rubbernecking court song, is she not hot enough for you dad, the song Stan jams with the other kids before they just play janes addiction covers

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, there is ONE prick involved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hey I'm not a doctor, but there's definitely a prick involved

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the one who dressed as a werewolf. Boris I think.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he frickin cute..

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE A PENIS OF A MAN

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm B11, I'm in love with B7

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unironically, a 12 piece boy band would fricking rule. especially if every song had 3 separate roll calls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well there's the japanese girl group AKB48 that has way more than 12

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no all member akb48 song with 4 minute role call

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NCT has 21 members.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >12 piece boy band would fricking rule

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He said boy band not bug band

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Abraham H

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MUNCHIN'
    ON A NUTRIGRAIN BAR AND MOUNTAIN DEW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Goldfish. They come from China. But you are what you eat so I'm a vegana" is unironically a better lyric than 90% of rap music

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Goldfish. They come from China. But you are what you eat so I'm a vegana" is unironically a better lyric than 90% of rap music

      again fricking kino, why is every season so fricking good even the "bad" episodes have like two or three good jokes in them, I don't know how they can be so soullful for 19 seasons. I think its because Seth has hardly any writing on the team of AD?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I swear marc m of sick animation is the background singer. Anyone know if it was?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's so many good bits in this song. The girl being named Victor/Victoria, the boy's names getting less conventional as the song goes on, the final roll call where there's captions doubling the joke, it's just such a great cap to a dumb b plot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The last rolecall with them describing themselves kills me. It doesn't work as well if you're just listening due to the words that pop up.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it safe? I mean, my friend Lance was telling me the other day...

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When will we hear the song Boys13 mogged them with?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like American Dad but I really wish every single female character wasn't voiced by Seth's sister since she just does the exact same voice in every roll. It's reached the point where it just becomes jarring. At least with Seth you would never know Stan and Rodger are voiced by the same person unless you were told.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wish victor really did have the penis of a man

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you're welcome

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vko9a7WiVs4
      your welcome x2

      why does steve want to frick his mom?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have you seen francine? As if you wouldn't go to town and franny's fanny

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But it’s cannon she has a loose vagine. She’s full hotdog down a hallway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          One of the writers is based for showing off his fetishes via Frannie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              One of the writers is based for showing off his fetishes via Frannie.

              Was that list inspired by Cinemaphile in some way? I swear I read a thread where it was either that list or some long list of notes seen on the show and a few of them were obviously lifted from here. Also I'm again asking for the greentext from the POV of an American Dad writer where their lives suck and the Family Guy writers come in at noon, are drunk, treated muich better. My most sought after greentext

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that is one of the saddest fricking things Ive seen

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Francine is obviously "The Writers' Barely Disguised Fetish: The Character."

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Have I missed something? I haven't watched the show in a while but I thought she was just your average bawd turned zanex popping housewife?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't see the breastfeeding episode
                sad

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Also the separate episode where she becomes obsessed with getting spanked, including a music video montage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vko9a7WiVs4
      your welcome x2

      The "steve suddenly has boy-band abs" thing they do always cracks me up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Technically it's revealed in another episode that Steve does actually have a rock solid core from jerking off too much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this cover is so soulful. i've listened to it probably over 100 times

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    your welcome x2

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Favourite Steve song?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bad Bad Boy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bad Bad Boy
        I'm the best, best at being the worst.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"they?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The one about Francine

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vko9a7WiVs4
      your welcome x2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trapped in the locker.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Such a good parody

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Helen Keller open your eyes, you got the perfect wife
      The time inside her were the BEST DAMN NINE MONTHS OF MY LIFE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oedipus' Mom

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IF FRANCINE WASN'T MY MOMMA LORD YOU KNOW I'D TRY TO BONE

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lapse on AD for a few years
    >recently discover they did a follow up episode and the other eight Boyz are dead
    Feels bad.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KINOOOOOOO

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is making me wanna go bananas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do it Steve.
      Go bananas.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        DONT YOU DO IT STEVE

        Oh I'm gonna do it, I feel it coming on!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you dare Steve!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do it Steve.
      Go bananas.

      DONT YOU DO IT STEVE

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What even happen to Ceelo Green? Last I saw of him was that time at the oscars or whatever where he dressed as some kinda boss from death stranding

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Admitted to rape and got cancelled or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        damn shame

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >They did a callback to Boys12 where one they all get murdered 1 by 1.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what episode was that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Russian Doll

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it was surprisingly a good episode

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Danuta.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone make a Trump AI voice of this speech yet?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Underneath the lies and the big talk
    I've been waiting for a wife
    I never watched porn, never did drugs
    'Cause I'm terrified

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worst episode in series

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else notice we're watching gay porn?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Settle down Haley.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M B6 and I pick up sticks, I'm B8 and I got the penis of a man.
    Also "tell franchise to stay out of my business" is my favourite American dad joke.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what time is it, Cinemaphile?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The episode where they eat a new pasta sauce and suddenly become Italian.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IF YOU'RE GONNA GET KIDNAPPED YOU'LL NEED A PLATE OF SPAGOO!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve having a flashback about his life
      "Man what the hell was in that sauce?"

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've listened to this song more times that I should have.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them how you killed our baby, Cinemaphile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good joke and set up

      One of my favorite gags.

      another good joke, I love when Stan is reading that one book of reading near others and looks up worried

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Smart
    >Tricky
    >Energetic
    >Very
    >Energetic
    Who is it?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh thank god I am just the receptionist.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You can lick my log cutter(to Steve)
    uhhh what did hayley mean by this

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STELIO
    STELIO KONTOS

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s weird how American Dad is kinda mediocre in its early seasons but gets better as it goes on. Most long-running adult cartoons have the opposite problem.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss hanging out at my friends house and watching american dad.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Danuta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHO IS THIS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        will you go there

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about.
      That one hit a little close to home.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I have a gay brother
    >Tell him he reminds me of Roger
    >he calls me an butthole and doesnt talk to me for a week

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is your brother andy dick?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nope , he just shares the some of same mannerisms as roger

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do lizards eat fish?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He just wants to try it! See if he likes it!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ricky Spanish

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you prefer Klaus with or without friends?

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