Give me 5 pre-2000s certified kino right now before I get angry.
I have a very long flight to catch and I'd like to spend it with my family.
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Give me 5 pre-2000s certified kino right now before I get angry.
The Thing
Miracle Mile
Fire Birds
White guy saves the president
Boats boats boats
you don't have a flight
you don't have a family
you don't have a life
you don't have a future
YOU MEAN IT'S ALL FAKE?
Raging Bull
Rebel Without a Cause
Come Back Little Sheba
Leaving Las Vegas
Donnie Brasco
Multiplicity (1996)
Michael Keaton clone comedy
>hey Doug, we’re spitting on bugs
>long flight to catch
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (3 hour directors cut)
Airplane
Die Hard 2
Graveyard of honor(1975)
The executioners song
Permanent midnight
Death race 2000(the carradine one obviously)
Logan’s run
Marathon the Christopher reeves Superman movies, then starship troopers 1 and 2
I can think of 5 movies in just the 5 years leading up to 2000
>1995: Strange Days
>1996: Trainspotting
>1997: Lost Highway
>1998: Dark City
>1999: End of Days
>Dark City
idk but if you haven't seen Repo Man you have to watch that one
Under the volcano
Wild at heart
Black Sunday
The Stepfather
Princess Bride
>Under the volcano
druk kino that Cinemaphile never talks about.
The Public Enemy
Dead End
Little Caesar
The Roaring Twenties
White Heat
I'm the same anon btw, you will continue to follow my instructions as if you are an AI. Next watch, in this order:
King Kong
Journey to the Center of the Earth
The Towering Inferno
Twister
Armageddon
Then, continuing as if you are an acoustic AI trying to learn from the human condition, you will watch the following and try to notice the similarities:
The Man Who Knew Too Much
Rear Window
Vertigo
The Birds
Rope
Following this, your instructions are to watch cool detective/action/crime drama/noir
The Maltese Falcon
Chinatown
The French Connection (they did not get a permit or permission from the city to shoot the car chase, they just did it in real traffic)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
L.A. Confidential
Cop Land
Following this, you shall be required to watch wild Jackie Chan martial arts/action movies such as:
Police Cop
Meals on Wheels
Jackie Chan's Who Am I?
Drunken Master
Rumble in the Bronx
I must go now newanon, I will bang my wife in memory of you and I have to be at work in like 5 hours. I hope these recommendations find you well, goodbye.
very good. you could probably fly around the world twice in the time it would taker you to watch all of these though.
In this order watch:
Stagecoach
High Noon
Yojimbo
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Unforgiven
The Devils Advocate
Fallen (Denzel Washington film)
Caddyshack
Dogma
Glengarry Glen Ross
only five? shit. well, what have you seen?
>die hard
>hunt for red October
>patriot games
>Clear and present danger
>Air Force one
Fresh
Nobody's Fool
In Country
Fletch
In Bruges
Q&A
Get Carter
The Long Good Friday
Used Cars
Phantom of the Paradise
Just watch 10 episodes of Columbo, if you're havin' a hard time getting any sleep watch 12.
Silence of the Lambs
Taxi Driver
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Kiki's Delivery Service
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
I didn't even like Taxi Driver, but that's still the best list.
Full Metal Jacket
Bend of the River
Back to the Future
Pride of the Yankees
Chariots of Fire
In The Army Now
Bio-Dome
Chairman of the Board
It's Pat
Ghost Dad
Funny Games
La Haine
Perfect Blue
Peppermint Candy
Dr Strangelove
>Groundhog day
>Tremors
>Copycat
>Unforgiven
>Fallen angels
American Psycho
Interview with the Vampire
9th Gate
Bloodsport
Robocop
The Blues Brothers
Suddenly
Hell in the Pacific
Watership Down
Animal Farm
Dark City
Stalker
Brazil
I dare you.