give me some movies about primates. i'm in a monkeying around kind of mood. i already know dunston checks in

give me some movies about primates. i'm in a monkeying around kind of mood.
i already know dunston checks in

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking wish that dumb fat piece of shit would ever dream of grabbing me like that. Yeah see how fast you get fricking dropped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based monkey destroyer

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based and grabbing your captorspilled

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Manhandled by a fricking monkey in a cage
    Humans are pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The monke has the leverage advantage because of the cage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        okay jack sparrow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Manhandled by a fricking monkey in a cage
        Humans are pathetic

        >500 pound lift strength
        >600 pound grip
        That ape could've snapped the leg through the grates if it wanted to. 7x stronger than a human.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monke is still in a cage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We keep the monkeys in cages for the sole purpose that they don't rise up.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boyz N da Hood

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a twink that can't escape a monkey.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dunston checks in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
      A REAL TOOL USER WOULD USE A BAG YOU
      FRICKING
      IDIOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me picking up cigarette butts outside the liquor store.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        please tell me you dont actually do that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I have a friend that does that, so I wouldn't rule it out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I have a friend that does that, so I wouldn't rule it out

          Why would I waste money on tobacco when I can waste money on just filters & papers and scavenge free tobacco

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everybody point and laugh!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everybody feed and seed!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy based monkey, that's his leg now.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friday
    Bad boyz
    Boyz in da hood
    Anything Netflix and Disney makes
    The new rangz that of dem powurz

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The monkey could sense he was a homosexual and wanted a piece of that.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder that in the end the orangutan hugged his leg so hard that it fused with the metal bar and the man had to choose between living the rest of his life as a half-human half-cage hybrid or have his leg amputated and now he's an amputee

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dunston Rolls In

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stealth roll in
      >finesse blankey
      >hostile under blankey
      >combat roll retreat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tactical Monke Action

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hides behind his brothers
      What a prick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The way they hold eachother when they are scared is adorable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this entire series of videos on yt is essential cute monkecore
      >bunch of orphaned/rescued orangutans have to be taught how to function so they can be released into the wild
      Its like kindergarten/preschool but for apes in the middle of the fricking jungle

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, if you torture and abuse an orangutan enough, it will kill you by just grabbing and pulling stuff off. We're talking fingers pulled out by the roots like that Saw trap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you know, i still believe a gorilla could MAYBE do it, but i don't think an orang or a chimp could.
      the gorilla is a maybe, but definitely nothing lower than a gorilla.

      i come to this conclusion because i saw a video where an adult male lion bit onto an african man's hand and pulled for ages before it wound up just degloving him, not even separating the bone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        different mechanisms. The lion's mouth is supposed to rip flesh, the ape's hand is designed to pull 600lb without slipping.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the lion's bite force is greater than the ape's grip. it had bit onto his index, middle, and ring fingers at their base at the knuckle.
          it bit with its front teeth, too, the ones meant for cutting through flesh and muscle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I really think it's easier to wrench off one finger than bite through three at once. Would have to be one big angry orangutan though, safe to say it's not a common fate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >cutting through flesh and muscle
            Yes but not bone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chimps have moron strength
        They are probably more likely to rip out your dick and eyeballs though

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday I saw Shakma. Not very good, but still... it's monke movie

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Congo

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if planet of the apes were real, they had a mini evolution and became super smart and then they were able to rally the lesser nonkeys against us also

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are we the lesser monkeys

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just stab him, what's the problem? Why are humans such fricking pussies around animals?

    It's clearly attacking you, moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And risk the monke getting his hands on a weapon?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If only that twink worked out, he could've resisted that monke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. They can lift 220 kg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can lift 225kg.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You better have 4 hands also and a bite that can chew off bone.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fyi: the smallest bear shits on any gorilla

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile there is not a single animal on earth that can win a confrontation with an angry goose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except horses. Wish Id saved the webm but theres one of a huge clydesdale effortlessly kicking a goose and just destroys it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gotcha covered bro.

          https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AYetVPMhh7w

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://youtube.com/shorts/AYetVPMhh7w?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit called

    They want your homosexual ass back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Reddit called
      >posting a reddit screen

      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody ever told him it takes on to know one what a dope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >uses reddit
      >belittles others to "fit" in
      how do you become such a homosexual where not visiting a website is somehow a point of pride have you got so little going on in your life?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't pretty much all movies about primates?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how would the planet of the apes been different if the Canadian goose showed up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this. Everyone says that Canadian Geese are violent but I pass by them walking all the time and they're peaceful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they recognize you because you walk by so often. Birds are pretty good at recognizing specific individuals.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        try again when they have chicks around

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought you meant women for a second and got mad that geese have more game than me.
          But they literally do have chicks right now. I've pretty much watched them grow up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My friend chased after a group of geese with babies and the mother flew off and one baby got stuck in mud so he took it home. It didnt know how to eat so he ended up giving it to a duck sancuary thing so it grew up thinking it was a big duck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't get this. Everyone says that Canadian Geese are violent but I pass by them walking all the time and they're peaceful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god animals are such pussies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are geese such wienery, aggressive buttholes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      completely buck broken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The apes would get their elephant friends to equalize the balance of power.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn i think that's the first time I see something fighting back against geese.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The cool part is the babby heffelump is visibly having fun.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats one strong monkey

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boyz n the Hood, Do The Right Thing, 12 Years a Slave, Black Panther, etc

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it that time of day already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can we ever return?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >12M views
      Jesus fricking christ did a streamer reference this meme or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this shit has been a normie meme for a while bro

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just take his shirt off?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how come monkeys all get to have moron strength but we dont wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would you rather be moronic but strong?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im already moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        super strong but moronic as frick with a dong that drags behind me as i walk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of the functional strength comes from their strong hands. As a millenial, I trained from childhood to support my weight on either hand because of pic related. You don't want to monke around with me.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Planet of the apes
    Black Panther
    Project X
    Dunstin Checks in

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brazilian gf wants dick

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 100 replies in and still no monkey abuse webms
    what's the point?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the SEAmonkeys are just starting to wake up, give it time

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hilarious and terrifying
    The speed of that grab, its look of determination, the transition it makes to the legs for a more solid hold....wild

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