im in the mood for some survival horros about the standard trope of
X infiltrates X and tries to Survive X while learning about X
just fun little action flicks full of intrigue suspense and scifi-esqe elements
for example
Biologists infiltrate Giant tree that has grown on the moon And realise its slowly turning them against each other while learning about the Tree
just fill the X;s with anything and print 10 of them lmao
Title: Stitches
Pitch: Clerks but Edna from The Incredibles is the manager
Michael Fassbender and Jon Hamm are brothers who operate a tailoring shop for super heroes and villains with their mom, Michelle Pfeiffer. They enforce a stern no superpowers used in the store policy, which leads to a lot of arguing between customers. The rest of the time they just regale stories about supetheroes they made suits for.
>Ok so like, listen, like, there's this guy ok... And like, the guy has a friend right... and the guy's friend has a girlfriend, and like, the guy cheat's with the guy's girlfriend, but then the guy finds out and like, kills them both? I didn't figure that part out yet, but it would be totally... what do yous say? Kino? Is that it?
ryan gosling must infiltrate the taliban
Romeo and Juliet but with zombies
Evil Dr Who, but he doesn't go on fun adventures, he just goes back in time and helps the Nazis win ww2
What makes him evil ?
If the Nazis won there would be no Cinemaphile.
>t. Time traveler
What would we have instead?
Fuhrerchan
We would have 4communist
A place where outcasts of the nazi regime comes to complain and blame everything on the establishment
Would be kino!
Frenchresistancechan
a pleasant place to live
Nazi twitter
there's already a solid presence of them on twitter
Wouldn't know, I'm not some cancerous homosexual that uses twitter.
no freedom of speech
Strong tightknit neighborhoods without graffiti and no women with pierced noses
A unified nation.
Me and your wife having sex
the end.
it should be the length of a movie, not just the trailer
im in the mood for some survival horros about the standard trope of
X infiltrates X and tries to Survive X while learning about X
just fun little action flicks full of intrigue suspense and scifi-esqe elements
for example
Biologists infiltrate Giant tree that has grown on the moon And realise its slowly turning them against each other while learning about the Tree
just fill the X;s with anything and print 10 of them lmao
Everybody look! This homie doesn’t know how variables work
the variable is the MC's the Location,The Antaganist and the Intruige
>everybody look this guy is a moron lmao
marines infiltrate blacksite while being asailed by mutants to learn about genetic virus
anything like this i need some scifi shlock the industry does not make films like this anymore
they still do, so much crap horror and action and sci fi schlock goes to straight to VOD that you never hear of
thanks devil ill have to look for some
cat
A racist US colonel plans to aid theConfederacywith submachine gun plans and is pursued through time by a black cop.
how old are you? You have to be 18 to be on this site, you know?
adapt Umberto Eco's Baudolino
Looks gay.
you should like it then
Apocalypse Now, as a western. replace the U.S military with cowboys and the Vietcong with Native American’s
Dances With Wolves sort of hit this note already, but it could be done in a darker way for sure
A time travel movie to go back and stop HG wells from inventing the Time Travel trope
these days cat pic = terrible zoomer thread every single time
Title: Stitches
Pitch: Clerks but Edna from The Incredibles is the manager
Michael Fassbender and Jon Hamm are brothers who operate a tailoring shop for super heroes and villains with their mom, Michelle Pfeiffer. They enforce a stern no superpowers used in the store policy, which leads to a lot of arguing between customers. The rest of the time they just regale stories about supetheroes they made suits for.
Slum dog millionaire but instead of winning a game show he becomes popular on Twitch as a streamer.
Tariq Nasheed goes back in time to save his ancestors from being buckbroken... but it isn't that simple.
it's about a boy who gets his finger caught in a bottle of mr. pibb
warwick davis portrays a child, who tries to escape the run-down neverland ranch, while the zombified michael jackson is chasing him
Chuck's Brothel transitions into Sneed's Feed & Seed
Would see in theater
it would be a classic tale of the dying days of the wild west
movie about the life of a janny.
be honest, would you even want to watch it?
too depressing
It would also feature the lives of the shitposters that he works so tirelessly to defeat so it'd be a like a black comedy with side characters
irreversible but with me playing the guy in the tunnel and instead of Monica Bellucci it's Sadie sink.
Robert Pattinson is a drug-addicted conman who ends up being hunted by the taliban after getting involved in whacky shenanigans
Predator, only with a woman and everything is primitive
>Ok so like, listen, like, there's this guy ok... And like, the guy has a friend right... and the guy's friend has a girlfriend, and like, the guy cheat's with the guy's girlfriend, but then the guy finds out and like, kills them both? I didn't figure that part out yet, but it would be totally... what do yous say? Kino? Is that it?