Glitch Techs

How would Fives and Miko fare in a Dark Souls kind of game if they had to defeat a glitch in there? I think Fives would take it slow and Miko would just rush down and get herself killed instantly

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A S S

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yup, it would be a five episode where he shows the virtue of some patience to miko.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then Miko would beat the boss because Fives would be busy blocking all the time

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This image is 100x hotter to anyone who's played Dragon Quest 11 S.

    Verification not required.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragon Quest 11 S.
      >Verification not required
      What a based individual

      >Verification not required

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bunny Miko is best Miko

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, drawguy, do Bunnygirl Miko with a tail plug

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posting art by a known p*dophile

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Please don't devolve the thread into this shit again

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's fair, I'll just do my own research into it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She killed the Timewyrm? Damn! I'd say she earned it.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miko would rush in but she'd hold her own pretty well. She'd focus on dodging and melee damage, while Fives would hang back and use magic and shields, but use the attacks bosses used on Miko to learn their patterns and save her sweet ass from shit she didn't see coming.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game would you play with Miko?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [spoilers] Custer's Revenge [/spoiler]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever she wanted but my first suggestion would be Smash Bros. I wanna see who she mains.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOA Extreme Volleyball

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smash, Splatoon, or Tf2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      doctor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the one where I bend her over, blind-fold her and make her guess what I shoved up her ass.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What if Lizard Miko became a new Hinobi mascot character as a cover for "Well, we can't change her back"?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hinobi would definitely just keep her locked in a basement and wipe everyone's memories that she ever existed.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chickpea is the only artist who draws her good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. That moronic cheek he does on some characters doesn't look as good. He draws great bodies, but that detail i don't like at all

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Balding bunny.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had an ass like her I would let you all frick me.
    You seem to need it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, for real?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not all at once.
        But I bet a few of the people here are virgins. If I could change that I would.
        If I had Miko's body, I'd consider it a community service to bust my ass on your wieners.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can still live out the dream of becoming a bawd, you just gotta put in the work to improve your body.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sweet, dude

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that’s generous of you anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not all at once.
      But I bet a few of the people here are virgins. If I could change that I would.
      If I had Miko's body, I'd consider it a community service to bust my ass on your wieners.

      Man, where's that drawgay when you need him? I need to see bawd Miko ready to get plowed by a myriad of wieners

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miko the bawd
        https://files.catbox.moe/xmbiz5.jpg
        https://files.catbox.moe/4pg0tj.jpg

        [...]
        An above view of Miko laying naked on her stomach, playing a video game and asking for the viewer/Fives/Zahra to join her (both the game and nudity)

        She saved you some space
        https://files.catbox.moe/qkho03.jpg

        [...]
        More art of her in casual clothing with loose messages on it like [...] could be neat, I love that kind of stuff. Doesn’t have to be the same outfit or message it can be shorts, a shirt, a choker etc and doesn’t have to be the same message but in a similar vein, like “Sperm bank” or “butt bawd” etc. Can be a bit off model but not to any ridiculous extremes.

        New attire

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now that's a nice bawd, drawgay. Great work

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That looks horrible, don't draw again.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post yours

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You might like this also there's a fully naked variant if you want me to catbox it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think catbox is dead.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's back now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trans btw

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm trans btw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks bro. I’m sure it’d sort me out.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Per the honest off-topic, a Chef YouTuber showed to inspire from cooking with Fred in the start of Season 1. Hi-5 (whose real name as Hector Nieves) does start a day before work and/or gaming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZtEn8lkGws

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Which drawgay are you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not Chickpea

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you give /ic/ a try for a couple months kid.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't you? You could maybe start posting your drawings

  12. 10 months ago
    vdk
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice shiny rounder, friend

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    More art of her in casual clothing with loose messages on it like

    Chickpea is the only artist who draws her good.

    could be neat, I love that kind of stuff. Doesn’t have to be the same outfit or message it can be shorts, a shirt, a choker etc and doesn’t have to be the same message but in a similar vein, like “Sperm bank” or “butt bawd” etc. Can be a bit off model but not to any ridiculous extremes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll see what closes i can give her

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's spaghetti girl.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    An above view of Miko laying naked on her stomach, playing a video game and asking for the viewer/Fives/Zahra to join her (both the game and nudity)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got it

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Behind view Zahra naked headscarf included, looking back at the viewer with a shy expression
    Also are you still gonna do the stuff on the MHA thread on Cinemaphile?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got it
      >spoiler
      I just got it done

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zarah's good side
      https://files.catbox.moe/q2di07.jpg

      Hey, drawguy, do Bunnygirl Miko with a tail plug

      Where's the leak, ma'am
      https://files.catbox.moe/verphz.jpg

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death isn't a big punishment in Dark Souls so it'd be fine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking in retrospect: while the Dark Souls questionnwas good, i should've made it about water sport games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, how was it different from Castlestien where Five just kept dying to the Donut Fight Knight?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show exists in the minds of the board solely for porn and nothing else
    Don’t even bother faking thread ropics, just post more dyed hair jap ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And is that a bad thing? The show is over pretty much forever. The fact it can still bring enjoyment to people in another form should be celebrated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In all honesty: I just made the thread to draw crap. Glitch Gechs is cool, but there's nto many things to talk about aince it finished airi g a lo g while ago, but even then, some fun conversations pop up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is Miko doesn't feel like a cartoon character, at least to me. I occasionally read these (in hindsight INCREDIBLY sexist) PS2 magazines as a kid, and Miko kind of has this vibe of a video game company mascot trying to draw in geeky losers with eye candy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't Miko designed by a French guy? I feel like it is in the French's nature to make these kinds of designs for female characters in kid's media.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, that "sexy character trying to draw in nerds" sure worked

          Wasn't Miko designed by a French guy? I feel like it is in the French's nature to make these kinds of designs for female characters in kid's media.

          The french are blessed for horny character design, even if some of the products are kind of ass

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in hindsight INCREDIBLY sexist
          based

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. You had you had your typical "sexy girl says buy this" type ads. Then there were ads like picrel.

            But the cherry on top was a short lived segment where you could send in pictures of your girlfriend and could win prizes if the editors found her sexy enough. They'd fricking rate her breasts and face and shit like she was cattle, it was moronic and based as hell. Unsurprisingly most people buying a PS2 magazine rarely had girlfriends to show off so it was canned soon after it became a thing. Still. The early 2000's was a wild time for game ads. More so because was still seen as more of a niche thing.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the legendary AAA

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They'd fricking rate her breasts and face and shit like she was cattle, it was moronic and based as hell.
              I wonder if they had women rating them too

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >women
                >playing playstation
                >in the aughts
                Press Triangle to doubt

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's "X"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's called the Sears Tower, Elon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just in case you aren't joking, "X" is a button used by most all platforms while "Triangle" is Playstation exclusive. The button prompt change is to continue the theme of the Playstation-centric discussion.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more fanart respected her modest chest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice, and a good contrast with her fat ass and hips

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
    OOOOOoooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeee that ass is so fat i put my dick in it ahhhhh this shit is so tight ayyyyie fuuuuuuuuuu my dick wawawawawawawa

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miko is really good so I feel like she would handle it. She would run around with like one hit left but really make the most of it.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reject Miko.
    Return to Zahra.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zahra is for a wholesome relationship with Five, Miko is for the streets. But we love her for it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are fine. Zahra has the cuteness factor due to her scarf, but Miko has the sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >majestic purple hair
      VS
      >nuuuu, I can't have my hair out, it's against da religion!!!
      I know where my vote is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moron who made this wrote the Konami code wrong

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really well since you get infinite no-consequence respawns in most soulsbornes

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never even seen this stupid cartoon yet have blown countless ropes to Miko's magnificent posterior.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not missing much. Decent show but not much more.

      Captcha: DR8ASS
      I wheezed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show's nice and short, plus it has some good Miko moments

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, it’s pretty great. I highly recommend it.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butt bawd

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder that even if this was not cancelled by nick, it still wouldn't do sponge or incest house numbers

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking about how big those thighs are off screen

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass queen Miko Kubota

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miko is goblino now. What do?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >normal sized nose
      That's a green elf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gets into a petty rivalry with a fellow goblino.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the show's creator freak out over Miko getting porn or did I dream that up?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He still does

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons were posting miko porn in his DMs so he became very against it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boohoo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly his fault for being this moronic.

          No-one asked him to make her thicc with a big phat ass booty. He was basically asking for her to get hit by the R34 van.

          Dude must've been really optimistic or not have enough self awareness to see what was coming

          That's not the point. The point is not to slide into people's DMs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly his fault for being this moronic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No-one asked him to make her thicc with a big phat ass booty. He was basically asking for her to get hit by the R34 van.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude must've been really optimistic or not have enough self awareness to see what was coming

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna beat u up

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not Chickpea

    Learn to draw.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post yours

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not too bad. And at least it's not AI """art""".

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Miko showing off her butt in a Zero Suit Samus cosplay or nude body paint, I'll leave it up to you

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MODS = GODS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still here, seething moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a homosexual you are

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're such a whiny little b***h, you didn't even get rid of all his posts.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky Five

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of panties does Miko wear?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big cheap white ones. Like granny panties without the frills.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      An ass like that cannot be contained. She has a graveyard of busted kevlar thongs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      panties?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      White

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    never thought i'd see the day where one Cinemaphile user in particular seethed so hard he got the mods to hit a drawgay who's trying to genuinely learn to draw
    some people just deserve early deaths god damn.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, i'm still here, i just haven't drawn anything cause i'm tired

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they deleted your post but you didn't get slammed with a vacation or anything? weird.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, ei ther way, i'm tired of drawing stuff for like a day. I might do the resting ones on sunday, also

          You might like this also there's a fully naked variant if you want me to catbox it

          this shit's nice. Wonder if the guywho posted this and the Jackie one redrew my pics

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you do get around to em, are they gonna be here and the Jackie thread (if they still exist by then), or will you post it to the drawthread or wait till a new Jackie or Miko thread comes along

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok Cinemaphile, give it to me straight. Is this show actually worth watching or is it carried by one character design?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, if only for what might have been.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a fun competent cartoon. People didnt like Season 2* as much but your choice to continue

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miko & Fives have wholesome dynamic that's refreshing, they genuinely care about each other

      Yes, if only for what might have been.

      >if only for what might have been.
      What he said, better to have seen it then not

      Also Miko's pet bird, Ally is cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoyed every single episode, my dude.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely you're not including the clip show episode?
        I liked every episode except for that one which was a waste of time and budget.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a fun watch and i still rewatch the castlevania episode from time to time.

      real bummer it ended literally when the plot started.

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