GLORUH GLORUH
>abuses barbiturates
HALLELUEJAH
>carries a gun on his person at all times
HALLELU-U-U-UJAH
>buys you a Cadillac
HIS TRUUUUUTH
>records MFF threesomes with him and his wife
IS
>demands to meet the president and FBI director
MAAARCHING
>fricking hates John Lennon
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>makes Natalie Wood seethe
HIS TRUTH
>eats 1000 calories worth of PBBJ in one sitting
IS
>buys everyone else a Cadillac too
MAR
>impersonates police to give you his autograph
CHING
>gets away with it; is made an honorary sheriff's deputy
OOOOOOOOOO
>happily pays his manager 50%, is unaware this is financially abusive
OOOOOOOOOO
>is beloved to this day will be for every day after
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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MFF threesomes with him and his wife
It's better than the alternative, frankly
What alternative? NOT recording the threesomes you have with your wife and virgin groupies you just met? Because that's true
No, the alternative is a MFM threesome (which is clearly worse than what was in the OP)
>No, the alternative is a MFM threesome (which is clearly worse than what was in the OP)
lol fricking incel. You've never lived until you spitroast your wife or girlfriend with your best friend.
>you know what would make this hotter? another man's wiener
bruv thas gay
cucks will never be normal
i wonder if this kind of cuckoldry is a genetic failure.
Not okay if it’s you’re wife but if it just some prostitute then yeah
Stop using Goose to cuck post
Of course he didn't, he's not Bob Crane
When people say that he recorded threesomes, they mean that he never had sex with Priscilla (who was underage). He would instead watch her have sex with even more underage girls.
Yes, but he meant well.
thank you very much
yer fantastic, thank you
>dyes his hair black since high-school
Uh huh
>successfully de-nordcucks himself
amazing
Delete this, discord troony.
/misc/ is laughing at you all the way to the bank
He was right to do so, he'd never stand out blond.
Remember he never dipped below 14
What did he hunger for?
Everything. Every man is born wanting everything in life. Power, money, Women, good food, good booze etc. Very few have the ability to obtain it.
Once you geet de money den you geet de powah, den you geet de wimahn
another fools gold loaf
Those things are unironically delicious and I recommend making one at least once.
should also try a fried peanut butter and banana if you haven't
Friends and I made and then snuck in a fools gold loaf to see Elvis in theaters. 11/10 experience.
Immersing yourself is the best way to enjoy biopic kino
And he was a good friend
What’s your top 3 elvis songs lads? For me its
>suspicious minds
>return to sender
>burnin love
You were always on my mind is pretty good
Now or Never is somehow both underrated and overrated
love
>suspicious minds
Mine too and
>King Creole
Also, that wasn't him that sung originally but is much better with him
>Bridge Over Troubled Water
>Something
Great picks
Thanks anon
Here's a Cadillac
His underground gossip stuff is pretty good
>For me its
this on repeat
becaped elvis was best elvis
Juicy bass
Spanish Eyes
Suspicious Minds
Devil in dsguise
>Always On My Mind
>Unchained Melody
>Viva Las Vegas
>You'll Never Walk Alone
>The Girl of My Best Friend
>Crying in the Chapel
>If I Can Dream
>If I Can Dream
>Burning Love
>Heartbreak Hotel
>Polk Salad Annie
>Tie between Mystery Train and That's Alright Mama
>When My Blue Moon Turns to Gold Again
Well-O-When-a mah bloo mooon turn to gold againnnn
Yoga Is As Yoga Does
Old MacDonald
Clambake
his ass is kinda fat in yoga is
>If I can Dream
>The wonder of You
>American Triology
>Promised Land
>Paralyzed
>Blue Moon Of Kentucky
mfw genYners and zoomers say Elvis was racist
I wonder who tarred him with the racist brush...
Who would do such a thing to an honest hillbilly?
Sepia magazine, published by George Levitan
>buys everyone else a Cadillac too
based
for me its fat elvis
How did he get his receding hairline so kino
>receding
are you moronic?
let me check my graph here lets see um yes, yes he is
Eternal White Boy Summer energy here
>Feels like an Arby’s night
>Elvis why are you buying us all Caddies?
>I DUH KANG BABEH
This video stays with me as one of the most beautiful charismatic emulatable men I ever witnessed. He was incredible.
>Despite being offered the chance to enlist in Special Services to entertain the troops and live in priority housing, Presley was persuaded by his manager to serve as a regular soldier. This earned him the respect of many of his fellow soldiers and people back in the United States who previously viewed him in a negative light.
Col, Tom didn't frick up here, unlike West Side Story
Imagine Elvis as Tony
>fricking hates John Lennon
Based. Frick that commie homosexual.
for me it was when he was so beloved that america couldnt cope with his loss and spawned generations of impersonators
yes you can still get an elvis wedding to this very day in vegas
Reminder that Elvis impersonators are going extinct
I-Is this true bros?
Climate change hits them hard
Why do they like feet?
What's your point?
It's not a religious song btw. It's a battle hymn. Some might even say it's a very cynical, anti-war battle hymn.
That Natalie Wood story might be the greatest thing I've ever read.
What’s the story?
The quick version is that she wanted him bad, but Elvis had a thing about only screwing virgins. So he just got her naked and fondled her while lamenting the tragic death of James Dean. Apparently she was not a happy camper about the ordeal.
Christ what an autist
Women hate to get turned down
I bet it really drowned her spirit
holy shit
>Cinemaphile has based Elvis threads
>nowhere to be found on Cinemaphile
God, frick that board.
>God, frick that board.
it was never good but its now just kpop brainwashed zoomers
Cinemaphile has too many short threads with no discussion
in this area, it's even worse than Cinemaphile
I only know one Cinemaphiletant IRL, he aggressively pretends to be 18 when he's 28 and talks about watching Fantano like it was reading Wittgenstein.
You need to kill this man for the good of mankind
We recently reunited after several years, he's less mature than when we last were together. I'm feeling out if this is a friendship that's only going to drag me down.
Kanye still makes music consistently, it's just that the nature of 24/7 media has drama overwhelm anything substantial about him.
Elvis influence was horrible for America.
Why don’t we get cool god tier artists like Elvis and Michael Jackson anymore?
That kind of intersection of talent, mental illness, and extreme drive only exists in places where parents putting all their hopes on their kids to uplift them out of poverty is still common.
We do today but only in Kanye West, which is why the media takes every chance they get to slander his autism
Kanye West doesnt even have a triple digit IQ
Filtered
>I'm gonna show you what the real elvis is all about!
I remember exactly where I was when I heard Elvis had died.
It was summer vacation and I was eight years old and and my mom had dragged me along with her to JoAnne Fabrics, (on Ryan and 11 Mile Rd in Warren MI) literally the most boring place conceivable for a boy and when we finally got to the cash register, the three gals working there were all crying and my mom asked what was wrong and they said Elvis had just died, and my mom started crying also.
and then did you start crying or were you mommies brave little soldier
Kino.
Are you really 53?
>carries a gun on his person at all times
Luke 22:36-38 KJV
[36] Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. [37] For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end. [38] And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.
>fricking hates John Lennon
As does any decent man, Lennon was a satanist communist homosexual
>happily pays his manager 50%, is unaware this is financially abusive
Matthew 20:13-15 KJV
[13] But he answered one of them, and said, Friend, I do thee no wrong: didst not thou agree with me for a penny? [14] Take that thine is, and go thy way: I will give unto this last, even as unto thee. [15] Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? Is thine eye evil, because I am good?
Elvis was not a good person but a lot of your points are completely moronic, OP is a homosexual
a gun on his person at all times
What's wrong with that?
My first memory of a music gift was this record. It was Elvis for kids. Teddy Bear is the one song o remember most from it. Been an Elvis fan ever since
Wish I knew somebody who was that generous in giving away Cadillacs...