MAKE ANOTHER LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP IN STAR WARS
KILL OFF ANYTHING FUN FROM THE FRANCHISE
BRING BACK ANY EU CHARACTERS TO BAIT BACK IN OLD FANS
JUST FRICK THE EVERLOVING CORPSE OUT OF THIS FRANCHISE, I FRICKING DARE YA DISNEY
CALL R2 GAY, C3 A FRICKING TRANS WHATEVER THE FRICK MAN
Take it easy!
Arty was such a b***h. I'm not sure I was meant to hate him as a character but I did. He was so weak there really was nothing to like about him.
He got the more sensible, business minded, capable, arguably loving wife who DIDN'T WANT Tony and who Tony lusted after multiple times but couldn't bag (granted Artie got his one time sloppy seconds but... these guys are all fricking everything they're all weird eskimo brother fricks).
Not for nothing he does absolutely destroy Benny (but everyone destroys Benny). And the silver lining of having his hand fricked up, he rediscovers his passion for authentic cooking that had been lost most of the series.
Artie is pretty pathetic in this world of gangsters, but he's not that bad off. I mean contrast him with fricking Furio, ultimate mafia badass. He caught feelings for fricking Carmela of all people and had to flee back to Italy.
He also got drunk and told Christopher where to go
Furio was almost my favourite character, right after Paulie. Nothing quite tops this though:
I'm a firm believer that nature effectively recycles the majority of our DNA, there's only slight variances but overall we're very likely just copies of things that existed once before. Miscegenation challenges this idea, so I think it only applies within races.
There is literally no explanation. In all the time we have known what DNA is there has never been a case of a match in two DNA's Not at one point in time and not before or after there have never been two cases of identical DNA.
The law of probabilities would dictate that it can and does happen though, we have identical twins, fraternal twins, and even octoplets in some cases. Many other animals born of a litter are identical, like pigs, and are essentially clones. The idea that DNA randomly replicates based on genetic coding and also environmental factors stands to reason that it would replicate identically in some instances. I think you need to re-read this meme:
It is a theory, for sure, but it's as valid as God or anything else people believe in.
>The law of probabilities would dictate that it can and does happen
The law of probabilities would dictate that we should observe spaceships and extraterrestrial civilizations. But we don't.
>we should observe spaceships and extraterrestrial civilizations
>what are UFOs
>what is Roswell
>what is Atlantis
>what is the Great Flood Theory
>literally have an Antikythera mechanism
ummmmm wake up maybe?
I happen to know you two were high at OP's "Artie Star Wars" thread. You were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.
This scene induces more and more cringe in me every time I watch it. Like someone who's never done drugs wrote it to sound "druggy". Like when pot highs are depicted as hallucinations of tie-dye kaleidoscopes.
Do you mean the writers are the problem with it?...
Please keep in mind Christopher is an idiot who thought the Cuban missile crisis was entirely fiction from a movie.
I'm not saying idiotic pseudism while high isn't like Chrissie. He's weak, he's out of control, and he became an embarrassment to himself and everybody else.
Just also that that particular bit of writing sounded like what teetotalers think users sound like. Rang as imitative and inauthentic.
Sopranos had some silly tropes for the time though, like how they thought teenagers acted too. Vito's homosexual goth son was cringe, some of the stuff just doesn't make sense like when he shits on the shower floor.
Read this as
>stuff that just doesn't make sense when the shit hits the shower floor.
Cause I'm a bit dyslexic but it sounded like you coined a hilarious Sopranos-based neologism.
>like when he shits on the shower floor
Firstly, the turd doesn't fall far from the homosexual's ass. Secondly, that was an underrated, albeit unorthodox, straight up power move. He was being incessantly bullied, could not reasonably expect to retaliate or fight off his bullies to make them cease in that moment, and used the weapon he had available to him. He even showcased his knowledge of psychology by adding the dramatic flair of waffle stomping it his turd to drive them away for good. It was a rash but truly ballsy move he committed to and followed through with.
Also it should be noted that Vito's son totally puts Tony in his place. He calls him out with a level of understanding of his situation that you would never see from AJ at that age, or even when older, when Tony tries to give him his talk. You can even tell Tony is taken aback at it and does all he can, which is double down on the I'M THE TOUGH ADULT GUY routine.
After Tony has been shot, Paulie and Vito both fight over who will get to give AJ a ride. Paulie wins out, he probably did this because of his knowledge of AJ's monster hunter alter ego.
Everytime I see a clip of anybody, anywhere throwing a chair, my brain instantly yells FRICKEN QUEEAHS just to myself
You're supposed to view him as pitiable/annoying, basically the guy who wants to be a gangster but isn't built for it at all. That being said, he has a legitimate skill and a successful business and doesn't have to look over his shoulder every day waiting to get shot, so in a lot of ways he's actually better than Tony. But in the show you mostly see him how Tony sees him: as a pathetic frick-up and an easy mark.
He allows himself to get cucked over and over though, he exists only though Tony's graces. They respected him so little they blew up his frickin restaurant lol. He was a certified chump the whole series. Artie and Phil were the only two characters I genuinely hated.
>He was a certified chump the whole series.
Absolutely, and he had a weak, arrogant personality while being pretty fricking dumb. All I'm saying is that if you look at the big picture, at the end of the series Artie is still alive and running his restaurant while a lot of way tougher guys with way more respect are dead. In the context of criminal life Artie is totally pathetic, but in the context of life in general he's relatively successful.
It's juxtaposing the lions who live and eat well, but they live dangerous lives. Artie is like a worm that just exists, suffering every indignity and swallowing shit daily just to survive.
Guys like Artie will always exist because they're allowed to exist, but they live under the thumb of men stronger than them. We don't know what happens after Tony gets killed at the end of the series, but if we follow the general them there'd be a new boss taking over and Artie would just be subservient to him. I guess that's just why I never liked him, he was a worm and a pushover. Even if the other guys were all scumbags they had attributes you could respect, like charisma and courage.
>Artie would just be subservient to him
Not necessarily. Artie was in the position he was in because he was Tony's best friend, along with the friend of several other guys that came up with Tony. But he was still a civilian. He might get shaken down a little or something and have to pay his dues in basic protection but he's not going to necessarily be as leaned on for free shit as Artie was, who by the way benefited from that relationship in other ways (or at least that he short-sightedly perceived, like being able to get loans or business opportunities and be "the place" they all went).
>They respected him so little they blew up his frickin restaurant lol.
They did that entirely because they didn't want Artie to be associated with a mafia hit. Artie was much better off after the explosion than before it. They only started to really disrespect Artie after he got his new restaurant when they all eventually stopped paying and Artie got progressively more pretentious.
I'M STUPID
How can a robot without sexual organs or reproductive inclination have a sexuality?
When "it's giving gay" is their most technical and formal explanation.
By being really fricking annoying and acting like a homo. Headland was right in that C-3PO was a huge gay, but she crossed a line suggesting R2-D2 was anything but a total G.
He wants to plug into USBu-C.
Artie didnt say that
People have been calling R2D2 and C3PO gay since pre-internet days lol
Yeah in the appropriate way: as a joke the punchline of which is the laughable, pathetic nature of being a perverted, degenerate, homophilic catamite. Not in some filthy, sex-pervert sympathizing way.
GHOULES
>OP? What the fuuuck? FRICK YOU DOIN?
Having fun. What does it look like, you village degenerate?
You're a fricking gay?
NAAAAAAH IT'S A JOKE
WE JUST JOKIN IS ALL
HEY IT'S A JOKE!
At least you had the self awareness to represent yourself as the pathetic spineless wimp character in this cringey screed
it's posts like this which make me think there's genuinely people on this board who like nu-starwars and aren't just saying it to be ironic or shit-disturbing.
sad. pathetic, even.
Gays, w*men, and israelites are pathetic spineless wimp. That's why they had no rights for all of human history. Because the nepenthetic, formidable heroes of the story of Earth (straight, White men) were capable of rendering them as such.
Big if true.
We're in this peculiar era of media where every gay joke and stereotype of characters are just made canon by the people in charge.
I always thought it was odd why Paulie referred to A.J. as Van Helsing. Did Paulie believe that there were vampires besides the ghouls? But how did Paulie know that A.J. was Van Helsing? Is it some kind of secret between them? It's just weird that no one else has revisited this topic and we never saw A.J. fight the unclean forces like vampires and ghouls that haunted poor Paulie.
He calls him that because of his long hair in the later seasons.
This is why Meadow wants to go to college as far away as possible. AJ can sense she's a ~~*vampire*~~ posing as an Italian princess, so she flees to reside with her troll and orc friends at the vampire academy in New Amsterdam.
I have completely checked out when it comes to movies, shows and games now.
There is 0 point in caring about any of it anymore.
I love how the chipmunk voice still sounds distinctly Tony Soprano.
Stop watching slop.
NONSTOP STAR WAR RAPE
>Hey Mr. Soprano
>I'm Noah Tannenbaum
lmao it's like the writers knew they'd made the worst possible scenario for Tony, a mixed race israeli leftist college kid in his own home trying to dick his little girl
this show really was ahead of its time by decades