Go Broke

>It is totally a success, Chuds!
>less views than Ashoka, which was considered a bomb

How do Leftists lie to themselves everyday?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >How do Leftists lie to themselves everyday?
    It is very easy to them. These are the same creatures that think men are women.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have to lie to yourself constantly in order to keep the cognitive dissonance from creeping in.

      t. Former shitlib

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. obvious poltard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I am familiar with this. The cognitive dissonance is terrible. This is why television has completely warped into pure propaganda to validate their beliefs and alleviate their pain.

        t. former leftist

        >t. obvious poltard

        Maybe you'll grow up one day. Hopefully you wont have mangled your dick or ruined your body with hormones.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You fool no one poltard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      these are the same people that look at your average african slum and think "oh yes, my equals" so their default state is delusion.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go Woke, Go Broke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what were Andor's viewing numbers?

      42% more than ACKsoka. So it’s not a gotcha moment for wokes.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what were Andor's viewing numbers?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      3.5 people watched it. More people watched a bunch of Star Wars cartoon shorts. More people watched The Mandalorian on the week of Andor's finale. It is by far the most flopped show.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >barely above Andor, the least viewed Star Wars property
        >shills still claim it is a success

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Its kinda sad that the only good star wars tv show was the least watched.
        The average star wars fan wants lightsabers, jedi vs sith, the force and action scenes. We cannot have 2 characters talk for more than 5 minutes without being interrupted. It's all fireworks and spectacle, with no substance.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It came out when Disney was flooding the platform with tons of shitty Star Wars shows. People were burnt out and “the guy from rogue one” wasn’t enough pull for people. Turns out his show is the best, which is why it’s had the longest lasting discussion I’ve seen

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >which is why it’s had the longest lasting discussion I’ve seen
            Where? On reddit? On twatter? Lmao. Definitely not here. No one gives a shit about that crap other than the same 5 Schizos who occasionally make a thread and spam the same files over and over, and it never even reaches bump limit. The show was shit. Generic BBC drama about Black folk and Mexicans with a few tie fighters and a stormtrooper in the last episode. It's pointless and boring. No one watches star wars for this dreadful, dull, pretentious misery porn.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      3.5 people watched it. More people watched a bunch of Star Wars cartoon shorts. More people watched The Mandalorian on the week of Andor's finale. It is by far the most flopped show.

      Andor while still nu-starwars slop, lets be fair it wasn't shilled like they did the Acolyte or any of the other shows.

      I barely remember any publicity for it and i just read about it here on the Cinemaphile threads.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's essential to lie to yourself if you pin your entire sense of reality on hedonism being acceptable and popular. It isn't, and civilization cannot survive it. They elevate the dumbest people and the dumbest aspects of humanity and expect success. I'm glad it was denied.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Joe Biden save Star Wars?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy eating Ice Cream.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    LOOK AT XER HEAD

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RUSSIAN BOTS HACKED DISNEY+

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I blame Mauler

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More like the ACKolite!

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the writing is horrible.
      >check imbd
      yeah. now I know

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Says a lot when even the audience is rotten. Even Ahsoka and Mandalorian had fresh scores.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How will Red Letter Media spin this? They love defending Woke media (like Furiosa) and shilled for TLJ.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jay will call all the actresses charismatic and Mike will call it schlock and say it was meant to be bad on purpose.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Mike will call it schlock and say it was meant to be bad on purpose.
        So basically the same thing he did with Kenobi.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Stoklasa will blame white people and say Disney+ should show more indie crap no one wants while hiking up the price of the service.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rlm watch Star Trek shows, not Star Wars.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mike will say that graveyards are just filled with dead white people and should be bulldozed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if they cover it at all its because Disney paid them, no matter how they review it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Stoklasa will just pull out a piece of paper and read off reviews criticizing the show and strawman them for not consuming the woke garbage show like he has done before.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. Remember his "Cinema is dying" video consisted of him reading a pop!news article and some literally who voice actor's tweet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mike will either hate to because he hates the Jedi or love it because he is afraid of being sexist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they'll do what the actman & angry joe types do; flip a switch & suddenly become disingenuous & start flailing their arms around that "woke" has lost all meaning & full of grifters taking the most strawman "hate women" argument. never addressing the point that the woke crap gets in the way of making a good product.

      they don't want to be targets of the radical left hate mob. it's transparent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >and shilled for TLJ
      Was that before or after ep9 came out? There is no fricking way that lot is smart enough for that movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They'll go off on a tangent about the prequels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >How will Red Letter Media spin this? They love defending Woke media (like Furiosa) and shilled for TLJ.
      Mike: Look at what the people that dislike this show look like. If anything the girl bosses weren't girl bossy enough
      Jay: I'd like to publicly apologize about my consume product rant now that it has been coopted by the far right. You should consume every Disney product as long as it's not directed by a white man named George.
      There, now you don't have to watch their shit.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >leftists

    But I'm a Republican and I like Star Wars. I just think space opera is cool man idk why everyone is so obsessive over this specific franchise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      poltards call everyone leftist, it's a division tactic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >idk why everyone is so obsessive over this specific franchise
      Because it's probably the most culturally important franchise in American history, even now, so both political parties feel like they have some sort of ownership of it.

      No matter how much people post how dead star wars is, it will never be true because every Star wars release is treated like it's super duper important.
      Even people who "hate" star wars now can't stop talking about it, or in some cases, making fan art of it:

      [...]
      42% more than ACKsoka. So it’s not a gotcha moment for wokes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah sw is dead.
        That it's corpse is being paraded around weekend at bernies style with an everchanging roster of black lesbians doesnt change that.
        Kids dont give a shit about star wars and the aging söydemographic wont prop it up forever.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's only dead if you let it be dead anon.

          Ever hear the term "all publicity is good publicity"? Because right now it's the only show people are talking about despite the franchise being "dead" for a decade, and another 10 years from now it will still be "dead" while the newest show is being pumped out and it gets dozens of threads and trends on Twitter for a month

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Anon. The show has ratings that are as bad as Andor despite being shilled by everyone.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Ever hear all publicity is good publicity
            Yes I have heared this term a lot recently since it got uploaded into the npc groupconsciousness as a meaningless buzzword.
            If you actually thought about that statement for one second you would realise how untrue it is.
            While it is true that the "buzz" generated by people on X for this is the only thing that's bringing the show into the public limelight, anybody with half a brain must realise that "people talking about how insanely far sw has fallen and how shit and terrible it is now and has been for 10 years" does in no way correlate to people sitting down to watching it, or generating interest for the next abysmal show.
            The final demographic that consumes sw is dying out or driven away and they've failed to get their hooks into the next generation completely.
            Kids still like pokemon but are completely indifferent to star wars.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's used out if context constantly. The saying is ment in reference to personal fame or notoriety, not branding. Bad publicity is absolute poison for a brand.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Ever hear the term "all publicity is good publicity"?
            The number of "hate watchers" pales in comparison to the people who will be completely turned off by it and have no interest in it. You're moronic.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >right now it's the only show people are talking
            lol name one person actually talking about this
            Unironically, tell me how one of your workfriends or your neighbour or your brother or your girlfriend or your daughter initiated a conversation with you about the acolyte.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >hello my fellow republicans

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes poltard we know you're gatekeeping.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      omgsisa

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >discord filename

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why has Star Wars not connected with Zoomers or Gen Alpha?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers and Gen Alpha don’t watch movies and shows and instead use Tiktok and YouTube. And occasionally video games like Minecraft and Roblox.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers grew up on the prequels and were teenagers just in time to be disappointed by the sequels. Gen alpha didn’t really grab on to the sequels and the sequels don’t have the extensive expanded material the prequels had. The clone wars show salvaged that whole era for a lot of people. Mandalorian season 1-2 was the first time since force awakens I saw Star Wars break into mainstream. But then they delayed season 3 for a bunch of shitty spin offs nobody watched. Then season 3 sucked by making the mandalorian a side character. They somehow found a golden goose AGAIN and killed it AGAIN

      Star Wars will die with zoomers

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really give a frick about Star Wars tv shows doing well or not, but your two examples are an article talking about a 24hr period vs a week's worth so you're full of shit no matter if you have a point or not.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Marxists always marry a truth to a lie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yea we've seen your posts.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest D+ premiere of 2024
    What other event did they have so far this year?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Percy Jackson, X-Men, and Dr Who are the only significant ones

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's just normal news bullshit i am surprise they haven't started going First gay black troony freak of current year, but they will since they always got to be first at something.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was told Acolyte was the most popular show of all time. Did they lie?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Damn. Those are some bad numbers. What happened? I thought people liked Star Wars?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >How do Leftists lie to themselves everyday?
    These are the same people that think black people cant commit crimes then act surprised when they get stabbed by them. Just look at Ryan Carson.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No poltard they don't think black people can't commit crime. No poltard this board isn't for your failed political takes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the coworkers that made a kickstarter over his death to get off work
      What a bunch of douchebags.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That dumb frick thought he was a psychiatrist at 4am in NYC.
      >Turn around and walk the other way.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Disney should sell Star Wars to Amazon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon isn't a production company, just a distributor. They would need to sell it to Warner Brothers or Sony

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They would turn Star Wars into something like The Boys. Pass.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's the gayest Star Wars property yet, and that's a good thing!

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that they rehash the fatherless birth from the prequels?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >First Marvels bombs
    >then Furiosa bombs
    >now this

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TEN fricking threads about this shit, and probably a few that I missed. For something you claim to hate, you sure love giving it lots of free publicity.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most of those threads are mocking people who hate it thougheverbeit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You're not allowed to laugh at how pathetic we are
      Why not though? It's funny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most of those threads are shills doing damage control though? Can you not read?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Poltards complaining about gays and ratings isn't 'shill damage control'.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Most of those threads are Disney shills trying to claim ACKoltye is a succes though.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong as always poltard.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars lost its balls when Lightsabers became cuck weapons that didn’t kill people after stabbing them.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The biggest disney+ debut of 2024
    Ahhhh and 2024 has been such a good year of debuts for Disney lol.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >You know what Star Wars needs? More lesbians!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, but unironically. Everything needs more lesbians.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies on suicide watch (again).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Trannies out of nowhere

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >out of nowhere
        Sir, this show stars a brave transwoman.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. It is the most LGBT Star Wars show and advertised as such.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Should have added more dinosaurs like they had on the white board.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can Season 2 salvage the show?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only if they cast contrapoints as a sith who has to fight with philosophytroon.
      And vaush as goblin-type alien.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t see how.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely what needs to be salvaged? Feels like all the complaints are politically driven

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. Even Normalgays hate the show.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is all Mike Stoklasa’s fault. He ruined Star Wars.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to hear what the thing is that is supposedly ruining Star Wars for all eternity. I mean we already had The Last Jedi, how much more damage does it take to finish off this fricked up franchise?

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Still more views than Andor.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    but ahsoka is their own product. how did they advertise is as a flop while this one is another captain marvel/black panther? ahsoka also looked pozz'd as frick

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ahsoka did 14m in 5 days. 4.8m in one day is extremely good.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Frick em.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t they just make good shows?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Bunkerchan, we know you're raiding.

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