>go to Germany
>turn on TV
>The good, the bad and the ugly is on
>cool
>Clint Eastwood is speaking german
>go to Germany >turn on TV >The good, the bad and the ugly is on >cool >Clint Eastwood is speaking german
>go to Germany
>turn on TV
>The good, the bad and the ugly is on
>cool
>Clint Eastwood is speaking german
>go to Germany
>turn on TV in the middle of the day
>some movie that looks like hardocre scatporn is on
>google its title
>it's a family-friendly comedy
>you can barely make out what they say because they only lowered the audio and didn't cut it entirely
Talking over the original dialogue only happens in Eastern Europe
Germany might as well be eastern Europe at this point
Why do they do that?
because dubbing is considered childish and everything besides cartoons gets either subtitles or voiceover
It stems from commie times when they authorities needed to make sure there wasn't any subversive context or needed to explain context to the viewer so you have one dude basically commenting over the entire film. Also it's cheap.
There is no original dialogue. Spaghetti westerns we’re shot silent so they could be dubbed in multiple languages. On the set of this movie there was actors speaking Spanish, German, Italian, French, whatever the fuck
Thanks anon I knew the audio felt fucked compared to the actors but I didn't know why, first time I watched it I spent like 30 minutes trying to mess with the audio delay.
Then why do Americans overwhelmingly prefer dubs?
it happens in Germany
t. lived in Germany
No it doesn't
t. lives in Germany
you don't know shit Haşim
Wrong, dubbing is mostly a western thing
Almost half of the east dubs only cartoons
>go to Germany
>turn on TV
>Das Boot is on
>cool
>every character is speaking german
The most brutal blackpill on Germany of all time…
This guy seems to be really hung up on trash.
>On sunday, in Germany, nobody works. they just sit around angrily
waiting for monday
based
>noooo wagies have to give me my tendies whenever I like.
What a douche
German here and yes I assume every italian or french person I meet is a retarded child, and experience has proved me right time and time again.
It doesn't bother you that the rest of Europe considers you all autistic?
Don't care. I get to fuck their daughters and sisters in our legal brothels.
I'm pretty sure that "the rest of Europe" includes more countries than Romania
Not being able to deal with banter and getting aggresively defensive is a clear sign of autism fr fr
Cope Hans Kuntenburg.
Tell us your funniest joke, germ bro
Belgium
stealing british jokes doesn't count
You guys know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? In Dubai they like the Flintstones. In Abu Dhabi, they Abu Dhabi do
I dont get it
I think it's a reference to yaba daba do, but it doesn't make sense to me either.
Why aren't you able to pick up your watch after you drop it? Because you have no Urheberrecht (translates to both "right to pick up watch" and "copyright")
was teilt dem Mensch vom Tier?
Das Mittelmeer
absolute truth. even year long friends won't listen to helpful advice and will mock you for pointing mistakes out and I say that as a german.
Seriously this reads like such a self-own.
>a 22 year old explaining the German recycling system to ME???
well given how even Germans tend to fuck up when it comes to 4 different bins and what goes where it doesn't seem unreasonable they would explain it to foreigners.
>People refusing to serve ME just because it's Sunday?
Well excuse me princess but this is one of the cases where I'm thankful for unions existing to prevent a 7 day work-week for anyone.
>Germans are so mean, every time I voice criticism they react negatively although I'm being so nice
Sounds like the problem is you coming off worse than you think to be honest.
All true especially the kitsch part gott verdammt
>trains are on time
knew right then and there that this fag's never been to germany
>Train arrives 2 mins past
Gottingdam! Zis train train is late again!
yes but unironically
>trains on time
that's how you know this whole post is bullshit
>some people in the country were dicks so all of them are
shit take
>not wagecucking 24/7 is bad
sundays are to chill and that's good
>trains are on time
proof their opinion is worth nothing
>PhD
>27
>room mates
What the
>literature and philosophy
And so a retard but he’s right about germs being shit.
>Germans are lazy as fuck and resent working more than any other people in Europe
>sessions of anger-fuelled work to moments where they do absolutely nothing
>On sunday, in Germany, nobody works
Based and Germaniapilled
This is what Tacitus said about their ancestors:
https://facultystaff.richmond.edu/~wstevens/history331texts/barbarians.html
>When not engaged in warfare they spend a certain amount of time in hunting, but much more in idleness, thinking of nothing else but sleeping and eating. For the boldest and most warlike men have no regular employment, the care of house, home, and fields being left to the women, old men, and weaklings of the family. In thus dawdling away their time they show a strange inconsistency - at one and the same time loving indolence and hating peace.
>dormmates were both german
>two friends that came to US for uni
>they're cool guys and we become friends
>introduce them to my friends, they get along great
>introduce them to my family, they interact great
>family lets them stay over the summer in guesthouse because they get along with everyone
>"you should come back to Hamburg with us next summer"
>"yeah sounds cool"
>it was not cool
>all of their old friends act like emo american teenagers
>most are aloof and awkward to be around yet strangely smug about it
>dormmates reciprocate this attitude towards them
>act cool with me, but cold to them
>tell me stories about grudges and slights they all have between each other
>like they're all siblings that don't really get along but live together
>ask them why they're all still friends if they seem to resent each other
>"that's just how germans are"
Didn't make sense at the time since I always knew them as fun, outgoing guys, but they seemed to revert to german mode at home.
Lmao
autismland
german here, yes this is 100% accurate
Italians and spanish do the same. You have no right to shit on americans for not watching movies with subtitles if your country does this shit
Only Americans shit on Americans for not liking subtitles.
They seem to believe it's sophisticated or some shit because "foreign" movies are usually arthouse and subtitled.
Nobody in Europe likes subtitles or gives a shit about where a movie is from, everything gets dubbed since forever.
Only kid movies are dubbed in the scandinavian countries + Finland
Dubbing does not exist in Portugal.
Those aren't real countries though.
We've been a real country for 900 years m8
I think it's pritty much only the major countries with big domestic media productions that does it. Spain, Italy, Germany etc
>dubbing movies
>disgust.png
Still better than remaking it
>Noo you need to watch Squid Game with subtitles for it is a deeply profound masterpiece that has to be experienced as the creators intended
France is the worst in dubbing, but they created their own markets by dubbing everything and their taste is different to the rest of europe. Scandis have their own shows but watch movies in english, also the dutch and belgium dont dub. Germany does but its becoming rarer, which should be so because germans are perfectly fine in speaking english.
>rarer
It's 'more rare' and it's false. The german dubbing industry is bigger than ever and won't be dismantled anytime soon. Believing that germany is an english speaking country above toddler level is ridiculous. Most students nowadays are not proficient in german anymore and you really consider them english speaking? jesus, delusional.
Because English dubbing is usually terrible. I want to hear actual dialogue, not someone that was sitting in a booth reading lines. I can't speak for European but the American VAs doing dub work fucking suck. Anime and videogames do a much better job than our film industry when it comes to dubbing and most of those suck too.
Also the only person I knew that complained about reading subtitles was literally borderline retarded and/or illiterate.
The difference is that most Italians and Spanish don't speak English. Germany really has no excuse, as most of them do.
>see random German kids show
>it’s about a group of “detective kids” who go around solving crimes
>the fucked up thing though is they randomly interrogate/torture other kids they suspect of being criminals?
>the first one by tying him to a hammock and tickling him while breaking his CDs
>the second one by tying him blindfolded to a chair and pouring ice cold water on his feet
>and these were the good guys?
It was weird. Seems like I got some strange insight into the German mentality. Makes sense how the Gestapo happened
sounds way cooler than some gay power of friendship thing and more like something real kids would do
I was something similar but then it was about a group of kids punishing a dad for forgetting about his kids birthday. They tied him up and forced him to eat a bowl of boogers. Strangely enough having seen the myriad of gore and bodyhorror shit on here it still remains one of the only things that'll make me quelch just thinking about it
>They tied him up and forced him to eat a bowl of boogers
I hate Germans so fucking much.
There’s also this shit from a German kids movie. Why are the good guys so sadistic
Wondering if it’s still a good idea to learn this language
anglos can't learn german
Warum sagst du das du Mistkerl
lmao visigoth moron, german is just autismo english.
English is a bastardized germanic language, sorry.
>machinery
>bdsm
>shit taste of humor
>bad acting
Might be the most german thing i have ever seen
But when Hollywood does deranged shit it's just these westcoast liberals right?
Meds
I fucking remember that, it was Die Pfefferkörner
I also remember the hammock kid saying something about the Geneva Convention and they responded with "we don't care" basically
wtf
>Get The Specialist 1969 on Blu-ray
>It's in French
>There's no complete English dub in existence
>Everyone is clearly speaking English or Italian in the film from the lip movement
>Germany
So no Arabic dub yet?
ALLAHKART.YTMND.COM
>go to England
>Star Trek TNG is on
>everyone is dubbed into British
Why even bother ?
>everyone is dubbed into British
Do they all have British accents or something. I couldn't imagine Riker as a Brit.
It’s a joke because Picard is British
Ich bin Du
the battle at the bridge and blowing it up and the ending are peak kino for me and i can't watch them without crying like a baby, they're so perfect
dubbed movies are a blight
>Go to USA
>Turn on TV
>It's another movie that's a 1:1 remake of a foreign movie
Why are Amerimutts so uncultured
Euro posting hours Hans. No mutts here. Your country sucks donkey dick
Keep seething.
>go to Vietnam
>turn on the kinobox and it’s playing The Matrix
>every line of dialogue is the same vistnemese person reading a script with no emotion
>they don’t even remove the English so you hear faint English and gross monotone monkeybabble on top of it
SEAmonkies are truly subhuman
>be czech
>used tohave great dubbing with actual talented voice actors that are sometimes even better than original
czech dub of Harrison Ford is much beter than Ford himself imo
it's impossible to take this shit seriously lmao
yeah I don't blame you, it must be weird te hear different voices in different language
you didn't watch dubbed Pokemon or Dragon Ball when you were kid or what?
>proud of his countries dubbing industry
I'm not watching that shit pirog bro
>better than original
Kek, you guys and your "the voice actor for "..." is REALLY good!" never cease to make me laugh.
Dubbing should be a crime punishable by law.
We're they also androids/robots?
>go to Germany
>TV is in German
>HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME REEEEEEEEEE
retard