>go to Germany >turn on TV >The good, the bad and the ugly is on >cool >Clint Eastwood is speaking german

>go to Germany
>turn on TV
>The good, the bad and the ugly is on
>cool
>Clint Eastwood is speaking german

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Germany
    >turn on TV in the middle of the day
    >some movie that looks like hardocre scatporn is on
    >google its title
    >it's a family-friendly comedy

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can barely make out what they say because they only lowered the audio and didn't cut it entirely

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talking over the original dialogue only happens in Eastern Europe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Germany might as well be eastern Europe at this point

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they do that?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          because dubbing is considered childish and everything besides cartoons gets either subtitles or voiceover

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It stems from commie times when they authorities needed to make sure there wasn't any subversive context or needed to explain context to the viewer so you have one dude basically commenting over the entire film. Also it's cheap.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no original dialogue. Spaghetti westerns we’re shot silent so they could be dubbed in multiple languages. On the set of this movie there was actors speaking Spanish, German, Italian, French, whatever the fuck

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon I knew the audio felt fucked compared to the actors but I didn't know why, first time I watched it I spent like 30 minutes trying to mess with the audio delay.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why do Americans overwhelmingly prefer dubs?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it happens in Germany
        t. lived in Germany

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't
          t. lives in Germany

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't know shit Haşim

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, dubbing is mostly a western thing
        Almost half of the east dubs only cartoons

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Germany
    >turn on TV
    >Das Boot is on
    >cool
    >every character is speaking german

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most brutal blackpill on Germany of all time…

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy seems to be really hung up on trash.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >On sunday, in Germany, nobody works. they just sit around angrily
      waiting for monday
      based

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo wagies have to give me my tendies whenever I like.

        What a douche

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      German here and yes I assume every italian or french person I meet is a retarded child, and experience has proved me right time and time again.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't bother you that the rest of Europe considers you all autistic?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care. I get to fuck their daughters and sisters in our legal brothels.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure that "the rest of Europe" includes more countries than Romania

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not being able to deal with banter and getting aggresively defensive is a clear sign of autism fr fr

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope Hans Kuntenburg.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell us your funniest joke, germ bro

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Belgium

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            stealing british jokes doesn't count

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You guys know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? In Dubai they like the Flintstones. In Abu Dhabi, they Abu Dhabi do

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont get it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's a reference to yaba daba do, but it doesn't make sense to me either.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why aren't you able to pick up your watch after you drop it? Because you have no Urheberrecht (translates to both "right to pick up watch" and "copyright")

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          was teilt dem Mensch vom Tier?
          Das Mittelmeer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolute truth. even year long friends won't listen to helpful advice and will mock you for pointing mistakes out and I say that as a german.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously this reads like such a self-own.

      >a 22 year old explaining the German recycling system to ME???

      well given how even Germans tend to fuck up when it comes to 4 different bins and what goes where it doesn't seem unreasonable they would explain it to foreigners.

      >People refusing to serve ME just because it's Sunday?

      Well excuse me princess but this is one of the cases where I'm thankful for unions existing to prevent a 7 day work-week for anyone.

      >Germans are so mean, every time I voice criticism they react negatively although I'm being so nice

      Sounds like the problem is you coming off worse than you think to be honest.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All true especially the kitsch part gott verdammt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trains are on time
      knew right then and there that this fag's never been to germany

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trains on time
      that's how you know this whole post is bullshit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some people in the country were dicks so all of them are
      shit take
      >not wagecucking 24/7 is bad
      sundays are to chill and that's good
      >trains are on time
      proof their opinion is worth nothing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PhD
      >27
      >room mates
      What the
      >literature and philosophy
      And so a retard but he’s right about germs being shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Germans are lazy as fuck and resent working more than any other people in Europe
      >sessions of anger-fuelled work to moments where they do absolutely nothing
      >On sunday, in Germany, nobody works
      Based and Germaniapilled

      This is what Tacitus said about their ancestors:
      https://facultystaff.richmond.edu/~wstevens/history331texts/barbarians.html

      >When not engaged in warfare they spend a certain amount of time in hunting, but much more in idleness, thinking of nothing else but sleeping and eating. For the boldest and most warlike men have no regular employment, the care of house, home, and fields being left to the women, old men, and weaklings of the family. In thus dawdling away their time they show a strange inconsistency - at one and the same time loving indolence and hating peace.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dormmates were both german
      >two friends that came to US for uni
      >they're cool guys and we become friends
      >introduce them to my friends, they get along great
      >introduce them to my family, they interact great
      >family lets them stay over the summer in guesthouse because they get along with everyone
      >"you should come back to Hamburg with us next summer"
      >"yeah sounds cool"
      >it was not cool
      >all of their old friends act like emo american teenagers
      >most are aloof and awkward to be around yet strangely smug about it
      >dormmates reciprocate this attitude towards them
      >act cool with me, but cold to them
      >tell me stories about grudges and slights they all have between each other
      >like they're all siblings that don't really get along but live together
      >ask them why they're all still friends if they seem to resent each other
      >"that's just how germans are"
      Didn't make sense at the time since I always knew them as fun, outgoing guys, but they seemed to revert to german mode at home.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        autismland

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        german here, yes this is 100% accurate

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Italians and spanish do the same. You have no right to shit on americans for not watching movies with subtitles if your country does this shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Americans shit on Americans for not liking subtitles.
      They seem to believe it's sophisticated or some shit because "foreign" movies are usually arthouse and subtitled.

      Nobody in Europe likes subtitles or gives a shit about where a movie is from, everything gets dubbed since forever.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only kid movies are dubbed in the scandinavian countries + Finland

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dubbing does not exist in Portugal.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dubbing movies
        >disgust.png

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still better than remaking it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Noo you need to watch Squid Game with subtitles for it is a deeply profound masterpiece that has to be experienced as the creators intended

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        France is the worst in dubbing, but they created their own markets by dubbing everything and their taste is different to the rest of europe. Scandis have their own shows but watch movies in english, also the dutch and belgium dont dub. Germany does but its becoming rarer, which should be so because germans are perfectly fine in speaking english.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rarer
          It's 'more rare' and it's false. The german dubbing industry is bigger than ever and won't be dismantled anytime soon. Believing that germany is an english speaking country above toddler level is ridiculous. Most students nowadays are not proficient in german anymore and you really consider them english speaking? jesus, delusional.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because English dubbing is usually terrible. I want to hear actual dialogue, not someone that was sitting in a booth reading lines. I can't speak for European but the American VAs doing dub work fucking suck. Anime and videogames do a much better job than our film industry when it comes to dubbing and most of those suck too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is that most Italians and Spanish don't speak English. Germany really has no excuse, as most of them do.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see random German kids show
    >it’s about a group of “detective kids” who go around solving crimes
    >the fucked up thing though is they randomly interrogate/torture other kids they suspect of being criminals?
    >the first one by tying him to a hammock and tickling him while breaking his CDs
    >the second one by tying him blindfolded to a chair and pouring ice cold water on his feet
    >and these were the good guys?
    It was weird. Seems like I got some strange insight into the German mentality. Makes sense how the Gestapo happened

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get The Specialist 1969 on Blu-ray
    >It's in French
    >There's no complete English dub in existence
    >Everyone is clearly speaking English or Italian in the film from the lip movement

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Germany
    So no Arabic dub yet?

    ALLAHKART.YTMND.COM

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to England
    >Star Trek TNG is on
    >everyone is dubbed into British
    Why even bother ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone is dubbed into British
      Do they all have British accents or something. I couldn't imagine Riker as a Brit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a joke because Picard is British

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ich bin Du

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the battle at the bridge and blowing it up and the ending are peak kino for me and i can't watch them without crying like a baby, they're so perfect

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dubbed movies are a blight

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to USA
    >Turn on TV
    >It's another movie that's a 1:1 remake of a foreign movie
    Why are Amerimutts so uncultured

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Euro posting hours Hans. No mutts here. Your country sucks donkey dick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep seething.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Vietnam
    >turn on the kinobox and it’s playing The Matrix
    >every line of dialogue is the same vistnemese person reading a script with no emotion
    >they don’t even remove the English so you hear faint English and gross monotone monkeybabble on top of it
    SEAmonkies are truly subhuman

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be czech
    >used tohave great dubbing with actual talented voice actors that are sometimes even better than original

    czech dub of Harrison Ford is much beter than Ford himself imo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's impossible to take this shit seriously lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >proud of his countries dubbing industry
      I'm not watching that shit pirog bro

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better than original

      Kek, you guys and your "the voice actor for "..." is REALLY good!" never cease to make me laugh.
      Dubbing should be a crime punishable by law.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're they also androids/robots?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Germany
    >TV is in German
    >HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME REEEEEEEEEE
    retard

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