God i cant get enough of Adriana. Its not just her looks, its the way she moves and talks. I remember in the second episode i think, when they are in chris' apartment and shes just b***hing around and i'm like fricking hell this b***h is perfect, i love her.
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same but with carmela
She’s the ideal dumb but faithful bimbo wife material
moron
>faithful
mhm
She was 100% going to suck Tony’s dick. Did you not see how close they came to kissing?
For me, it's Charmaine Bucco
>Charmaine Bucco
the best, especially when she is in charge of the restaurant and super full of contempt for tony and carmela
Her top was super full of booba
She loves it when you rub her muzzle
I could bury my wiener in those fricking breasts
carmella will you please stop doing POOOOOOOOORN
That old bawd is arguably more attractive than Edie Falco
Name?
>DAT TOUCHED-UP ASS
Goddamn I forgot this image and basically the whole DAT ASS meme. I hope anons of the past have found paradise in mainstream popularity of giant shapely asses and them pretty much being the beauty standard now.
Who?
I would frick the shit out if sexually repressed fit middle ages housewives
Imagine rocking her world
And this is what would happen to (You) shortly after
pls i could beat this fatfrick with one hand
height and weight?
Not him but 6'3 and 95kg
Out of my way zoomer fricking shits
blessed, congratulations
Frick off Jamal Ginsburg
Worth it
OH N-
you think she shat herself after getting shot?
100%
Most likely even before.
Always annoyed me how it was the sound of a .308 gunshot in that scene and not a pistol caliber.
>Mobsters are so fricking evil and stupid they'd kill a hot piece of ass like that.
And people idolize mobsters? ...the frick
I mean he probably raped her a lil before finishing her off. May as well if you're gonna kill her and bury the body somewhere in the woods. Not like Chrissy will find out.
Silvio? No way. Paulie on the other hand
to be fair i was so glad she got killed. she deserved it
One of the most kino decisions was to make Sil the one who did it. Obviously we saw him slap Tracee the stripper around a bit, but for the most part Silvio was chill. Hearing him call Adriana a c**t and shit really made an impact
He knew their place. Those frickin' whowahs
That accent, that face, them abs
I am 37 and I every time I see young hot women I imagine what they will look like old. Its hilarious. The illusion disappears, and its like the pussy has no power over you anymore. You can think rationality.
I can't do that, but what I can see, vividly, is what they'd look like if they were a man. Shit is a curse.
this stays permanent if you ever meet their father, uncle or brothers
cope
why would you want to think rationally?
He said rationality, can't you read
basedcope
She still looks almost exactly the same
If you ever see their mother, that's what they will turn into
I can confirm this. It is a truly horrifying transformation.
I usually refuse to believe this but it has come true with my first love kek, already balooning entering the 29yo zone
The sister is the hottest character
Then the undercover FBI woman who befriends Adriana
Then the BPD woman who kills herself
>The sister
Janice?
>undercover FBI woman who befriends Adriana
this
No the hottest character it the redhead from the D girl episode.
Alicia Witt
Patrician taste
Please god let me meet her
BPD fishnets is the hottest female ever on tv imo
For me it's Devin and Rhiannon. How did AJ pull the best girls? His taste for feet is exquisite.
what was going on between her and tennis coach
Tennis coached was big time lezzed out and Adriana was too stupid to realize it. Carmela was almost too stupid to realize it but then did and got sad at the fact that she's becoming an old hag.
For me its the vice president girl from the episode D-girl
first couple seasons adriana looked relatively normal but as the seasons progressed she looks like one of those mullato 'rappers'
>studded leather outfit to a funeral
and what's with every woman having long fake nails on this even carmella i thought christian women were supposed to be toned down and simple
>i thought christian women were supposed to be toned down and simple
Protestants yes, catholics dont have to give a frick, as long as they treat the priest well
>yes I got my knowledge of the world from movies and tv, how could you tell?
Protestant countries is where homosexualry and sexual degeneracy trends started. The protestant reformation is what started the decline of Europeans.
>i thought christian women were supposed to be toned down and simple
A MAJOR plot point of the entire show is Carmella's struggles to reconcile her mob wife lifestyle with her traditional Christian values
Drea DiMatteo circa 1998 was the hottest woman tht ever lived besides Monica Bellucci circa 2002
That madam of thr cop that kills hinself was also very hot, the whole show had great looking girls, like that one that appears in the construction site
>tfw no love for angie
that fricking body man
she's sort of a butter face actually
i know it's slightly awkward because she's younger when the show starts but come on... deep down you all know meadow soprano to be the superior woman
>Not Caitlin
she was cute but come now... deep down you all know meadow soprano to be the superior woman
>Mobster Lisa Simpson
Fricking hell no. Especially considering her past relationship list
Lisa Simpson
Kek, accurate
Nah, Caitlin is still superior: the perfect body, not too thin, not too fat, perfection
Caitlin is Bridget Jones lite
truly unfortunate lack of taste
After she took a coal braciole?? Come on now
looks like a muttoid compared to caitilyn BOOM BOOM!
Like, she doesn’t even register as being “hot”. No one ever even lists her on Top 10 hottest Sopranos women or whatever.
She fricked Jamal Ginsburg. She's damaged goods.
True. Especially pudgy Meadow.
>unzips dick
time to get the blu ray box out
>fat
americans man. You are all morbidly obese but call this fat when you see it on the TV. moronic McHumans.
I've been to Europe and it sucks
because they don't have american sized entrances? hehehe
Stop seething, already. This is an American website.
nice waddling meadow
had an ex exaclty built like that but with breasts
Misty was hot as frick, the kind of girl you’d meet at a bar in college
I'd make her drink an entire carton of sugar juice every day
For me it's:
Milfi
>t. Jesus Rossi
I wish I was him
She looks and talks annoying and dresses like white trash
Shes a soild 7/10 prostitute
D-Girl —> Ade —> Meadow —> that stripper Ralphie killed —> Russian goomar —> Mikey palmice’s wife —> Gloria —> Carmella —> Melfi
Oh yeah the super rich WASPy girl that AJ dates is top shelf too
Don’t forget the undercover FBI agent that posed as Ade’s friend.
>No Caitlin
>No Charmaine
>No Lorraine
>NO GINNY
Shit list
in decreasing order of attractiveness mind you i'm only in begining of season 5
young and hot tier:
>russians (subconsciously prefer rina over the cripple cause i'm into legs and feet)
>FBI agent with the hair
>adriana
>gloria
>valentina
>caitilyn
>meadow
milf tier:
>melfi
>tracee (i place her with the milfs cause she probably has aids)
>angie
>gabriella
>carmella (before the lesbian hair)
>roaslie (she's probably great at verbal humiliation)
desperate tier:
>ginny
>janice
shit i forgot italian boss lady she has to be number one
holy based
u forgot the one legged one though
She looks exactly like one of my cousins
She works at clubs in Ibiza
shame i'll never have a gf
how green is my fricking valley
d-girl > the born again christian from barone > lithium delirium dentist girl > undercover fbi girl > meadow's roommate > charmaine > jackie jr's sister > tracee > irina > meadow
Too trashy. The best broad is Valentina. The bit of her and Tony fricking is a GOAT sex scene
the best and most youthful are obviously russians
but some people just prefer the blown out roastie look i guess
It's funny, isn't it? How Chrissy fricked up so bad, abusing her all these years before finally giving her to Tony, who takes a massive dump on him no more than a few hours later.
What are you referring to? The scene where tony beats christopher up?
Yes
But he shits on him regularly in general from that point on anyway
True but he kinda started with shitting on him at the start of season 5.
for me, it's blanca. i like 'em brown. that being said, her relationship with a 12-year-old-looking AJ was totally unbelievable.
not really. A nuyorican chick would date the son of a well known gangster and then dump him because she's disgusted that he's physical onions
i more meant the initial attraction. i know AJ is supposed to be like 19 or 20 at that point, but he has perpetual babyface and she is well out of his league. their sex scene is uncomfortable.
>Leaving great steady role in The Sopranos by being "co-main character" in Friend's Spin-off "Joey"
>Show gets cancelled in 2 seasons
>You can't go back to The Sopranos unless some flashback because they killed off your character for going to do that series who was supposed to endure 10 years as Friends
>Ruins career
Feels bad for her man, she's a very nice person IRL too
>try to get some of sopranos money by starting a podcast where you rewatch the series
>chrissy and bobby steal your idea, become very popular with the fandom, doing tours
reeked of cigarettes
the lack of images exploring these actresses bodies of work is dissapointing
yeah I came to this thread and was also extremely dissapointed and my day is ruined
thanks gays.
eeeh don't worry bout it tone
she looks like her clit is bigger than most Cinemaphile users' dicks
The size of offspring genitalia is determined by the mothers genital size.
Haha wouldn't it be crazy if you fricked Svetlana and you could pick her up and frick her and she wraps her leg around your shoulder and teases you haha... that would be so weird haha
Honestly the most chad woman because she fricks Tony and then drops him while still being classy about it. Like she's literally the only woman on the show that gets one over on him.
>didn't take shit from anyone let alone Tony
Based even with one leg gone
I'd like to put my goo in her gabba if you know waddamtalkinabout
>i'm not a prostitute!
>is a prostitute
?
FRICKIN' D GIRL.
The hottest that woman has ever looked though except in that shitty Urban Legends movie. When she showed up in the Walking Dead I was like holy shit she aged
Top tier every fricking time.
>blocks your path
yikes whata fridge
Remember the season they gave her irritable bowel syndrome lmao
Having to lie to your fiance and being pressured with telling him or cooperating with the feds and major jailtime might make anyone shit their pants.
My smerry valentine
what did the fbi girl looking at her bracelet after she puked all over the table mean? was she jealous of her?
Finally a patrician discussion about the sopranos
>It was nice
>but you need to go
>I'll call you sometime
>take some pelmen with you
This thread made me realize a girl I dated for some months last year is the spitting image of Adriana face-wise but with red hair. Sadly her body was not great because she lost a lot of weight during the previous years and had that bizarre loose skin flaps. Still frickable, and she moaned like she was in a porn movie. But the biggest yikes comes from the fact the she too has irritable bowel syndrome, absolute kek.
>OMG Christofah, I have to sheeeeit
apes and gorillas. i am surrounded by apes and gorillas.
Idk she's got a beautiful face and body but her character is just gross to me. I guess it's the IBS stuff but idk maybe it's also because she's a trashy mob gf. I don't think I find any of the women on the Sopranos attractive they are just rotten people. Oh I would frick the shit out of Meds college roommate Caityln holy shit what a lovely slampig.
>filters anon and his preference for white trash
How many batches flew through the air ...
belly kino
Watching S01E04 rn her at the hospital with Chrissy, dang she is fine.
Watch the episode where they drop Christopher off at rehab... when Ade gets out of the car you get a look at her ass and she must have hit the gym that morning, it's so round and firm I just wanna eat her.
I'm rewatching the show as we type I'll keep this in mind and when I get to it I'll be like "that anon was right damn".