Only a modern day israelite would create the gayest quote in history, >“I have become death destroyer of worlds!”
Like boy if you don’t sit that kosher ass down and get ready for Hebrew camp imma go back in time and put you in a concentration camp myself my homie because (you) need to focus on yo corny ass self and get some better material because this 6th grade emo shit ain’t it my guy the only thing worse than nuclear fallout is this Rick and Morty ass quote contaminating yo yee yee ass legacy, homieaa.
Actually here’s the quote you fricking teenage brown piece of shit stain in the toilet bowl of your gonna act like whites person with a brain learn to read first Fricking virgin trash
>Oppenheimer was a normal guy until... >HIS WIFE DIED >*Oppenheimer standing over a grave looking sad* >"Opie, I know you're sad without me but it's okay. I got you this cat, Mr Scratchy, so you'll be less sad" >Oppenheimer cautiously looking at the cat >"meow" >BUT THEN >A group of ne'er-do-wells huddled up outside his house >"this the place?" >"yeah, the scientist's inside" >THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG MAN >home break in >Oppenheimer beaten and bloodied >left on the ground >right before he passes out, he sees the men kill his cat >NOW >Oppenheimer suiting up >wienering his gun >HE'S OUT FOR REVENGE >"Oppenheimer, just let it go" >"I will never let it go" >pew pew pew >bang bang bang >smash >"You think you can take all of them on? You're just one man. They have an army, neigh, they have a city full of soldiers" >"Well then I'll just have to build something to topple a city" >OPPENHEIMER >COMING THIS SUMMER
>black scientist lady after she views the test results
“Y’all white people crazy” >black comedy relief character who’s already been through a series of zany events
“Sister, you don’t know the half of it”
Music kicks back up
JUNE 30th 2023
>Big Explosion >Op`stares at the approaching blinding light. >*Record scratch* >Yep, that's me. >I guess you're wondering how I got myself into this mess, aren't you?
>Now to understand how I, just a israeli nerd from the bronx, got myself into this mess we’re gonna have to rewind >rewinds to 1940 >uhhh further >rewinds to ww1 >yeah a little further buddy >rewind starts going really fast >ok ok ok STOP! >rewind stops on the crucifixion of Jesus >yep 30ad in a desert province of Rome called Judea, if you look closely you can see my great great great great gre- you know what you get the point >camera zooms in on Jesus >uh yeah not that guy >camera zooms in on an evil israelite hissing and spitting at Jesus >yep that’s him
>Damn you, Oppenheimer!! You're a loose cannon, you're not a team player and you don't follow the rules, but goddamit, you achieve results! Here's your lab pass back! Now, get out of my office!
Cast em: Owen Wilson as Oppenheimer >talking to lead love interest >yeah I’m this big scientist with these big dreams and all this pressure but I’m also kind of a regular guy y’know >love interest: you don’t seem so regular to me >whoah ho ho coming on a little strong aren’t we? Is there a radiation leak or something? Are you feeling alright? >they start laughing and giggling and then stop and look into each others eyes and right before they begin to lean in for the kiss >”Elanor! What are you doing in here get back in the car!” >”yes Franklin dear” begins to leave as she mouths “I’m sorry” to Owen Wilson >”so how’s this project coming along Oppenheimer” >Wilson visually sad/upset form elanor leaving abruptly “uhh yeah it’s going great (mutters to himself) or was… >”good remember we need it before those krauts get their hands on it! Remember what your fighting for back home” >sees elanaor getting in the car through the window “yeah… yeah I guess your right”
I just realized his pants and belt buckle are misaligned with his shirt and tie. >He had the imagination and will to create chink extinction bombs, but was unable to dress himself properly. This summer……..
>Doctor: How are you feelling, Bobby? >Op: Good! In fact, better than good. I feel amazing! What do the results say, doc? >Doctor: It's... I don't know how to put it... it seems the lab accident changed you... It's like... like it gave you... Atomic Powers!! >Op: It did? (Creates energy ball in his hand) >Op: Nice! Time to hunt... some Nazis! >THIS SUMMER... >GET READY FOR... >OPPENHEIMER!! >Hitler: Nein! Don't kill me! Who are you? >Op: Me? >Op: You can call me... Death, the Destroyer of Worlds! >Fade to black >Epic instrumental version of "Oppa Gangnam Style" ends.
>Hitler sitting in his palace about to inject his daily meth listening to classical music >Oppaman goes flying past window throwing tanks and blowing buildings up >Hitler looks down at the meth “I really gotta stop this stuff”
It's a don't know how many hours long hour biopic about a wwII scientist against a ridiculous flick about a doll for children that doesn't seem to appeal to little girls nor to adults.
I swear I'll be astonished if either of them make a single dollar profit.
>nuke detonates >goofy black sidekick "WOOOO NOW DATS WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT" >British observer drops monocle in tea "Bloody hell what's all this then?" >dog covers eyes and whimpers
>movie ends with a dance party >gag reel over end credits >post-credits scene where a portal opens in Oppenheimer's lab, HP Lovecraft steps through and yells "I HATE Black folkS", and then it cuts to black >"Oppenheimer will return..."
Only a modern day israelite would create the gayest quote in history,
>“I have become death destroyer of worlds!”
Like boy if you don’t sit that kosher ass down and get ready for Hebrew camp imma go back in time and put you in a concentration camp myself my homie because (you) need to focus on yo corny ass self and get some better material because this 6th grade emo shit ain’t it my guy the only thing worse than nuclear fallout is this Rick and Morty ass quote contaminating yo yee yee ass legacy, homieaa.
the quote already existed my homie
don't hate the player hate the game naaamsay
Damn fr fr? I guess goofy homies been around since the beginning of time
asap uncultured monkey
Can’t I got banned by the Jannyfeds for telling the truth but I’ll never stop spreading the message:
>THE ROTHCHILDS ANSWER TO THE MCDUCKS
wobalobadingdang!
He got the quote wrong aswell, what a homosexual.
>now I am become time, destroyer of worlds
Actually here’s the quote you fricking teenage brown piece of shit stain in the toilet bowl of your gonna act like whites person with a brain learn to read first Fricking virgin trash
what the frick is the story of this shit?
The story of one mans triumph over the death of his cat, set against the background of the nuke.
what was the name of the cat?
was it N-
>was it N-
Bro this is Cinemaphile you can say Black person or homie or homosexual or whatever you want. You’re not gonna lose your Reddit account.
>Oppenheimer was a normal guy until...
>HIS WIFE DIED
>*Oppenheimer standing over a grave looking sad*
>"Opie, I know you're sad without me but it's okay. I got you this cat, Mr Scratchy, so you'll be less sad"
>Oppenheimer cautiously looking at the cat
>"meow"
>BUT THEN
>A group of ne'er-do-wells huddled up outside his house
>"this the place?"
>"yeah, the scientist's inside"
>THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG MAN
>home break in
>Oppenheimer beaten and bloodied
>left on the ground
>right before he passes out, he sees the men kill his cat
>NOW
>Oppenheimer suiting up
>wienering his gun
>HE'S OUT FOR REVENGE
>"Oppenheimer, just let it go"
>"I will never let it go"
>pew pew pew
>bang bang bang
>smash
>"You think you can take all of them on? You're just one man. They have an army, neigh, they have a city full of soldiers"
>"Well then I'll just have to build something to topple a city"
>OPPENHEIMER
>COMING THIS SUMMER
>black scientist lady after she views the test results
“Y’all white people crazy”
>black comedy relief character who’s already been through a series of zany events
“Sister, you don’t know the half of it”
Music kicks back up
JUNE 30th 2023
Man knowingly spends years of his life building the most destructive superweapon in history
Has a breakdown when it kills people
oh ok what's the third act?
Jews leverage their power over the western world for the next 80 odd years
japs mutating and turning into autistic anime people
the post credits scene is the emperor off Japan plotting to turn everybody gay with anime
>waah I'm a man of science but my invention is being used to kill people and now I am sad
>what the frick is the story of this shit?
Kiks trying to justify their genocides and war crimes and why murdering children is good.
Next movie will be about israelites had to genocide Palestinians and steal their land
>Big Explosion
>Op`stares at the approaching blinding light.
>*Record scratch*
>Yep, that's me.
>I guess you're wondering how I got myself into this mess, aren't you?
>Now to understand how I, just a israeli nerd from the bronx, got myself into this mess we’re gonna have to rewind
>rewinds to 1940
>uhhh further
>rewinds to ww1
>yeah a little further buddy
>rewind starts going really fast
>ok ok ok STOP!
>rewind stops on the crucifixion of Jesus
>yep 30ad in a desert province of Rome called Judea, if you look closely you can see my great great great great gre- you know what you get the point
>camera zooms in on Jesus
>uh yeah not that guy
>camera zooms in on an evil israelite hissing and spitting at Jesus
>yep that’s him
Lol that's good
Thanks I do it for the (you)s
(you) for effort and making me chuckle
>` instead of '
kwab
>Damn you, Oppenheimer!! You're a loose cannon, you're not a team player and you don't follow the rules, but goddamit, you achieve results! Here's your lab pass back! Now, get out of my office!
>YOU SAID WE WE'RE MAKING A RICE COOKER!?!?
Cast em: Owen Wilson as Oppenheimer
>talking to lead love interest
>yeah I’m this big scientist with these big dreams and all this pressure but I’m also kind of a regular guy y’know
>love interest: you don’t seem so regular to me
>whoah ho ho coming on a little strong aren’t we? Is there a radiation leak or something? Are you feeling alright?
>they start laughing and giggling and then stop and look into each others eyes and right before they begin to lean in for the kiss
>”Elanor! What are you doing in here get back in the car!”
>”yes Franklin dear” begins to leave as she mouths “I’m sorry” to Owen Wilson
>”so how’s this project coming along Oppenheimer”
>Wilson visually sad/upset form elanor leaving abruptly “uhh yeah it’s going great (mutters to himself) or was…
>”good remember we need it before those krauts get their hands on it! Remember what your fighting for back home”
>sees elanaor getting in the car through the window “yeah… yeah I guess your right”
Will Ferrell. Exact same performance Matt is already giving
>WHY? WHY? MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF...HISTORY!?
>WHAAAAAAAAT
>NEWTS?
>nukes
>…NUKES?
>Gob’s not on board
I would watch this
Kino
I just realized his pants and belt buckle are misaligned with his shirt and tie.
>He had the imagination and will to create chink extinction bombs, but was unable to dress himself properly. This summer……..
I purposefully set mine off tilt.
you sound like some kind of greasy shortnecked zip
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Don't know about that, anon - you are mom called my wiener a nuclear weapon. Ask her, ask her alright!
The poster looks like something from Korean movies
>nukes are right behind me arent they…
>looking out the back window of the car
>uhhh guys? Your gonna wanna see this
>Nukes... I hate those guys...
>nuclear explosion
>black comedic relief character: OH HELL NAHHH
>japanese man turns to his family
>guess it's time for plan B
>what's plan B?
>RUUUUN!!!
>where’s (fat jap kid)?!!?
>he’s running out the house after going back for the food
What a rascal
>thank gohd black don't crack amirite haAHA on yo ass
I'm a nuke, AMA
You know what is more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words
>>God, I fricking hate nukes
Uh, Oppy, we say 'bomb of atoms' now. Keep your bigotry to yourself.
Fricking Nukers.
>NUKE?!
>Aye.
Ayy this nukeboy aight
>'THIS homie MAKING NUKES'
>Oppenheimer the Netflix Adaptation
somebody get these nukeheads outta here!
good one
>Splitting the atom?
>Yeah, I do that now.
>Becoming death, the destroyer of worlds is a thing that I do. That's me.
The man who singlehandedly created troonyme and subsequently destroyed western civilization.
BAKA!
>wait... fire... hot?? but that mean...
>*in the distance, people screaming*
>"GRUGGENHEIMERRRRRRRR"
>Grugenheimer
My sides
>SEX BOMB, SEXBOMB, YOU'RE MY SEX BOMB
>AND YOU CAN NUKE JAPAN WHEN THE SHIVA COME ALONG
based
On what?
>HE DIDN'T DROP THAT BOMB. I DID.
>This'll show them. They won't call me Openflyer anymore. I'm gonna nuke'em, I'M GONNA NUKE THEM ALL
This looks genuinely good. Christopher Nolan films usually are.
>Doctor: How are you feelling, Bobby?
>Op: Good! In fact, better than good. I feel amazing! What do the results say, doc?
>Doctor: It's... I don't know how to put it... it seems the lab accident changed you... It's like... like it gave you... Atomic Powers!!
>Op: It did? (Creates energy ball in his hand)
>Op: Nice! Time to hunt... some Nazis!
>THIS SUMMER...
>GET READY FOR...
>OPPENHEIMER!!
>Hitler: Nein! Don't kill me! Who are you?
>Op: Me?
>Op: You can call me... Death, the Destroyer of Worlds!
>Fade to black
>Epic instrumental version of "Oppa Gangnam Style" ends.
>Hitler sitting in his palace about to inject his daily meth listening to classical music
>Oppaman goes flying past window throwing tanks and blowing buildings up
>Hitler looks down at the meth “I really gotta stop this stuff”
My mind is completely deformed by capeshit and goyslop...I'd watch it.
Oppbros? Realistically speaking, do we have a chance against the Barbiesisters?
It's a don't know how many hours long hour biopic about a wwII scientist against a ridiculous flick about a doll for children that doesn't seem to appeal to little girls nor to adults.
I swear I'll be astonished if either of them make a single dollar profit.
No. It's over.
no way that is an official poster
>nuke detonates
>goofy black sidekick "WOOOO NOW DATS WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT"
>British observer drops monocle in tea "Bloody hell what's all this then?"
>dog covers eyes and whimpers
>granny does a breakdance
I can't take Cillian Murphy seriously
>Make those yellow bastards pay, Oppy. Women and children too.
>movie ends with a dance party
>gag reel over end credits
>post-credits scene where a portal opens in Oppenheimer's lab, HP Lovecraft steps through and yells "I HATE Black folkS", and then it cuts to black
>"Oppenheimer will return..."
The end. ?
>hitlers arm breaks out the ground
>YOU'RE JAPMELTING ME
Why was Mark Twain in Oppenheimer