>God, I fricking hate nukes. >... >The bomb is right behind me isn't?

>God, I fricking hate nukes
>...
>The bomb is right behind me isn't?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only a modern day israelite would create the gayest quote in history,
    >“I have become death destroyer of worlds!”
    Like boy if you don’t sit that kosher ass down and get ready for Hebrew camp imma go back in time and put you in a concentration camp myself my homie because (you) need to focus on yo corny ass self and get some better material because this 6th grade emo shit ain’t it my guy the only thing worse than nuclear fallout is this Rick and Morty ass quote contaminating yo yee yee ass legacy, homieaa.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the quote already existed my homie
      don't hate the player hate the game naaamsay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn fr fr? I guess goofy homies been around since the beginning of time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      asap uncultured monkey

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t I got banned by the Jannyfeds for telling the truth but I’ll never stop spreading the message:

        >THE ROTHCHILDS ANSWER TO THE MCDUCKS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wobalobadingdang!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the quote already existed my homie
      don't hate the player hate the game naaamsay

      He got the quote wrong aswell, what a homosexual.
      >now I am become time, destroyer of worlds

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually here’s the quote you fricking teenage brown piece of shit stain in the toilet bowl of your gonna act like whites person with a brain learn to read first Fricking virgin trash

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is the story of this shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story of one mans triumph over the death of his cat, set against the background of the nuke.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what was the name of the cat?
        was it N-

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >was it N-
          Bro this is Cinemaphile you can say Black person or homie or homosexual or whatever you want. You’re not gonna lose your Reddit account.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oppenheimer was a normal guy until...
        >HIS WIFE DIED
        >*Oppenheimer standing over a grave looking sad*
        >"Opie, I know you're sad without me but it's okay. I got you this cat, Mr Scratchy, so you'll be less sad"
        >Oppenheimer cautiously looking at the cat
        >"meow"
        >BUT THEN
        >A group of ne'er-do-wells huddled up outside his house
        >"this the place?"
        >"yeah, the scientist's inside"
        >THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG MAN
        >home break in
        >Oppenheimer beaten and bloodied
        >left on the ground
        >right before he passes out, he sees the men kill his cat
        >NOW
        >Oppenheimer suiting up
        >wienering his gun
        >HE'S OUT FOR REVENGE
        >"Oppenheimer, just let it go"
        >"I will never let it go"
        >pew pew pew
        >bang bang bang
        >smash
        >"You think you can take all of them on? You're just one man. They have an army, neigh, they have a city full of soldiers"
        >"Well then I'll just have to build something to topple a city"
        >OPPENHEIMER
        >COMING THIS SUMMER

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >black scientist lady after she views the test results
          “Y’all white people crazy”
          >black comedy relief character who’s already been through a series of zany events
          “Sister, you don’t know the half of it”
          Music kicks back up
          JUNE 30th 2023

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man knowingly spends years of his life building the most destructive superweapon in history
      Has a breakdown when it kills people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh ok what's the third act?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jews leverage their power over the western world for the next 80 odd years

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          japs mutating and turning into autistic anime people

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the post credits scene is the emperor off Japan plotting to turn everybody gay with anime

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waah I'm a man of science but my invention is being used to kill people and now I am sad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick is the story of this shit?
      Kiks trying to justify their genocides and war crimes and why murdering children is good.

      Next movie will be about israelites had to genocide Palestinians and steal their land

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Explosion
    >Op`stares at the approaching blinding light.
    >*Record scratch*
    >Yep, that's me.
    >I guess you're wondering how I got myself into this mess, aren't you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now to understand how I, just a israeli nerd from the bronx, got myself into this mess we’re gonna have to rewind
      >rewinds to 1940
      >uhhh further
      >rewinds to ww1
      >yeah a little further buddy
      >rewind starts going really fast
      >ok ok ok STOP!
      >rewind stops on the crucifixion of Jesus
      >yep 30ad in a desert province of Rome called Judea, if you look closely you can see my great great great great gre- you know what you get the point
      >camera zooms in on Jesus
      >uh yeah not that guy
      >camera zooms in on an evil israelite hissing and spitting at Jesus
      >yep that’s him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol that's good

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would watch this

          Thanks I do it for the (you)s

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        (you) for effort and making me chuckle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >` instead of '
      kwab

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Damn you, Oppenheimer!! You're a loose cannon, you're not a team player and you don't follow the rules, but goddamit, you achieve results! Here's your lab pass back! Now, get out of my office!

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU SAID WE WE'RE MAKING A RICE COOKER!?!?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast em: Owen Wilson as Oppenheimer
    >talking to lead love interest
    >yeah I’m this big scientist with these big dreams and all this pressure but I’m also kind of a regular guy y’know
    >love interest: you don’t seem so regular to me
    >whoah ho ho coming on a little strong aren’t we? Is there a radiation leak or something? Are you feeling alright?
    >they start laughing and giggling and then stop and look into each others eyes and right before they begin to lean in for the kiss
    >”Elanor! What are you doing in here get back in the car!”
    >”yes Franklin dear” begins to leave as she mouths “I’m sorry” to Owen Wilson
    >”so how’s this project coming along Oppenheimer”
    >Wilson visually sad/upset form elanor leaving abruptly “uhh yeah it’s going great (mutters to himself) or was…
    >”good remember we need it before those krauts get their hands on it! Remember what your fighting for back home”
    >sees elanaor getting in the car through the window “yeah… yeah I guess your right”

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will Ferrell. Exact same performance Matt is already giving

      >WHY? WHY? MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF...HISTORY!?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WHAAAAAAAAT

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NEWTS?
          >nukes
          >…NUKES?
          >Gob’s not on board

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would watch this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized his pants and belt buckle are misaligned with his shirt and tie.
    >He had the imagination and will to create chink extinction bombs, but was unable to dress himself properly. This summer……..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I purposefully set mine off tilt.
      you sound like some kind of greasy shortnecked zip

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        404 not found

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't know about that, anon - you are mom called my wiener a nuclear weapon. Ask her, ask her alright!

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The poster looks like something from Korean movies

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >nukes are right behind me arent they…

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looking out the back window of the car
      >uhhh guys? Your gonna wanna see this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looking out the back window of the car
      >uhhh guys? Your gonna wanna see this

      >Nukes... I hate those guys...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nuclear explosion
        >black comedic relief character: OH HELL NAHHH

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >japanese man turns to his family
          >guess it's time for plan B
          >what's plan B?
          >RUUUUN!!!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >where’s (fat jap kid)?!!?
            >he’s running out the house after going back for the food
            What a rascal

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thank gohd black don't crack amirite haAHA on yo ass

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm a nuke, AMA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what is more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>God, I fricking hate nukes
    Uh, Oppy, we say 'bomb of atoms' now. Keep your bigotry to yourself.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Nukers.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NUKE?!
    >Aye.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ayy this nukeboy aight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >'THIS homie MAKING NUKES'

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oppenheimer the Netflix Adaptation

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ayy this nukeboy aight

          https://i.imgur.com/bBJkmOA.jpg

          >God, I fricking hate nukes
          >...
          >The bomb is right behind me isn't?

          somebody get these nukeheads outta here!

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    good one

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splitting the atom?
    >Yeah, I do that now.
    >Becoming death, the destroyer of worlds is a thing that I do. That's me.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man who singlehandedly created troonyme and subsequently destroyed western civilization.

    BAKA!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait... fire... hot?? but that mean...
    >*in the distance, people screaming*
    >"GRUGGENHEIMERRRRRRRR"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Grugenheimer
      My sides

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SEX BOMB, SEXBOMB, YOU'RE MY SEX BOMB
    >AND YOU CAN NUKE JAPAN WHEN THE SHIVA COME ALONG

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      On what?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HE DIDN'T DROP THAT BOMB. I DID.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This'll show them. They won't call me Openflyer anymore. I'm gonna nuke'em, I'M GONNA NUKE THEM ALL

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks genuinely good. Christopher Nolan films usually are.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor: How are you feelling, Bobby?
    >Op: Good! In fact, better than good. I feel amazing! What do the results say, doc?
    >Doctor: It's... I don't know how to put it... it seems the lab accident changed you... It's like... like it gave you... Atomic Powers!!
    >Op: It did? (Creates energy ball in his hand)
    >Op: Nice! Time to hunt... some Nazis!
    >THIS SUMMER...
    >GET READY FOR...
    >OPPENHEIMER!!
    >Hitler: Nein! Don't kill me! Who are you?
    >Op: Me?
    >Op: You can call me... Death, the Destroyer of Worlds!
    >Fade to black
    >Epic instrumental version of "Oppa Gangnam Style" ends.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitler sitting in his palace about to inject his daily meth listening to classical music
      >Oppaman goes flying past window throwing tanks and blowing buildings up
      >Hitler looks down at the meth “I really gotta stop this stuff”

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My mind is completely deformed by capeshit and goyslop...I'd watch it.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppbros? Realistically speaking, do we have a chance against the Barbiesisters?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a don't know how many hours long hour biopic about a wwII scientist against a ridiculous flick about a doll for children that doesn't seem to appeal to little girls nor to adults.

      I swear I'll be astonished if either of them make a single dollar profit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's over.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way that is an official poster

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nuke detonates
    >goofy black sidekick "WOOOO NOW DATS WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT"
    >British observer drops monocle in tea "Bloody hell what's all this then?"
    >dog covers eyes and whimpers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >granny does a breakdance

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take Cillian Murphy seriously

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make those yellow bastards pay, Oppy. Women and children too.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie ends with a dance party
    >gag reel over end credits
    >post-credits scene where a portal opens in Oppenheimer's lab, HP Lovecraft steps through and yells "I HATE Black folkS", and then it cuts to black
    >"Oppenheimer will return..."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The end. ?
      >hitlers arm breaks out the ground

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU'RE JAPMELTING ME

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Mark Twain in Oppenheimer

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