This moronic image forgot to mention that it could just be literal advertising, which is all shill threads are, and what this actually is. Shills are people who advertise to you to get you to buy said thing. It's not political or complicated, it's just an annoying and intrusive marketing tactic that has plagued this board and Cinemaphile for well over a decade now.
>see a thread discussing a film in a positive way >know you don't like this director >can just not go and pay for the movie because you don't like it
I don't get the shilling argument, it's a thread you can hide or ignore, no one is forcing you to pay and watch the film.
>guy opines about a film on a message board quite literally titled "Cinemaphile - Television and Film", a use of the board concordant with its intent >neither OP nor anyone else suggests purchasing it, or even seeing it >gay shartles his maxi pad, squirts his babydick rage everywhere >"oh no i've entered a thread filled with things i don't like and now my c**t is hurt how could this have happened"
Why not just have a nice day? Seriously, why do you continue to exist? You're not even smart enough to understand people talking about films in a film forum is in no way "shilling".
There are 53 people here. 53. Do you really think it's an efficient use of a marketing budget to send a staff member to try and convince a 53-member gang of obese shut-ins, pedophiles, literal morons, and transexual gay degenerates to spend money on content they would only steal anyway, if they ever bothered to watch it? That's not how ad campaigns function, idiot. How are you this fricking stupid? What evolutionary purpose do you have? Why are you alive? You're human trash, too stupid to conceptualize your uselessness.
Pic related; this is how smart you are. A 14-year-old dumb enough to get cornholed raw by some Black person felon, and/or their Black person moron hatchling. That's the limit of your intellect.
The picture would be better without the 2nd part. Just the shill idenfitication. Or the solution needs to be more than simply “ignore it”. Since shills have multiple accounts to keep their threads bumping. We need to create slide threads and to give people other things to talk about
Black people and their constant bullshit just makes me tired anymore. I don't want to see black movies and hear about how the prison food and free school lunch they ate didn't have enough paprika or whatever they're b***hing about today, I just don't have the energy.
>See Black folk everywhere
sorry you live in such a place i guess, can't relate tho
2 years ago
Anonymous
They're everywhere. Maybe there's only a handful around you right now but just you wait. In time, you will understand too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
that sounds awful, if you're a racist.
i feel bad for you anon, you're missing out on half of the world.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Half of the world is a shithole. Why am I replying to a bait bot
2 years ago
Anonymous
>if you're a racist
But I am a racist?
2 years ago
Anonymous
either change or have a nice day its a sad existence im sorry
2 years ago
Anonymous
>NOOO YOU CANT RECOGNISE THE HECKIN' DIFFERENCES BETWEEN RACES! EVERYONE IS A UNIFROM ZOGBOT WITH NO INDIVIDUALITY OR DIFFERENCES
your low IQ is showing >either change yourself or have a nice day
No anon. I won't change because I live in the real word. And I will live a good life, pursuing a well paid career, in a peaceful, non-violent community that values family, tradition and responsibility.
I know it makes you seethe. Knowing that you and your people will never achieve that. Maybe if you worked harder and tried to help improve things instead of crying about muh racism on Cinemaphileg you wouldn't have to be jealous of others.
It's not all bad. Your people are more successful in sports and entertainment. That's something to be proud of.
2 years ago
Anonymous
man I miss being a teenager
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nice try but I'm in my 20s and mentally I'm 108. Seethe less.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm in my 20s
lol u just got out of diapers son
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't need to be 50 to understand statistics and studies on genetics. Being older isn't an argument. Nice try.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Struck a nerve I see. Being so thin-skinned I fear for your future here on Cinemaphile.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I’m in my 20s
We kneel before you, o wise one.
Jesus fricking Christ.
2 years ago
Anonymous
kek here's some hard hitting truth about the 20's as an age
>you could be wise as frick wiser (smart'ererer more expirienced than anybody you meet,) but you will still think you weere a moron compared to yourself even if not others in your late 30's
its not a hard and fast rule but tend's to be the case (t.late 20s chad)
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lmao. Dude. Would you say that to a black racist?
No.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I am the anon he's replying to. It's funny because I am not even white kek.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>either change or have a nice day
Weird how you think White people who don't want their people to cease to exist should die.
2 years ago
Anonymous
unironically this is why america and the west is dead. they won't get it until they're flooded up to their eyeballs.
it's not white people's fault, fish don't know they're underwater.
I live in a relatively poor city surrounded by Black folk, which is precisely why I cannot go outside. I tried my whole life to get along with these “people”. The only white people that vocally are against anti black racism most likely don’t ever have to see them, and certainly don’t have to interact with them on a daily basis. One city away from me is like 95% white and it’s a utopian paradise on earth relative to the absolute hellscape of my 45% white city.
sad, i live in romania and there's none in sight, some gypsies but they're harmless
2 years ago
Anonymous
>gypsies >harmless
there's such thing?
I live in a relatively poor city surrounded by Black folk, which is precisely why I cannot go outside. I tried my whole life to get along with these “people”. The only white people that vocally are against anti black racism most likely don’t ever have to see them, and certainly don’t have to interact with them on a daily basis. One city away from me is like 95% white and it’s a utopian paradise on earth relative to the absolute hellscape of my 45% white city.
Is it america?
I am also from a slavic country and I actually had a black guy living near me, and we had like 3 in the school and they were all normal people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes America. In my school there was a majority of blacks, and the white kids would either act black or just be a silent outcast. At the school the next town over that was 95% white, there were only a few blacks and they were either silent or just went along but you could tell didn’t like anybody.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a documented human reaction to being surrounded by strange people. Probably a survival response to keep from getting torn apart and eaten.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>there's such thing?
of course, they are a minority and when they step out of line they get beat up
2 years ago
Anonymous
>there's such thing?
In countries filled with real men that don't shy away from a good fight if they step out of line like in the Balkans yeah sure.
Some gyppo got a good beating just three days ago because he got drunk and asked some girls' number agressively. It was an old ex cop guy living next to the road where the girl was walking. He was tending to his garden and intervened and beat the gyppo with a rake lol. He had to apologize to the girl afterwards too.
t.albanian
2 years ago
Anonymous
When I was a kid I couldn’t even walk around my neighborhood, and I only got to ride my bikes a few times before I got jumped and had them stolen. That happened twice and I haven’t rode a bike since. It’ll make you crazy.
I just don't want to hear about it anymore but it's inescapable. >New movie out >Everyone is hyping it up >Let's have a look >"I hate yt peepoo. I only hire black actors in lead roles coz I has mutt identity issues"
I just don't care. Make the movie and frick off. The chuds are right.
do they ever say what the ufo creature is? like is it an alien or a sky shark sort of thing from earth?
i heard it morphs into a biblical angel at the end
There's a plethora of pre 2000's movies and tv shows to immerse yourself in to escape "the message", it would last you a life time. I've basically stopped pretending there's been any culture to speak of the last 20 years.
>The two protags are descendants of the jockey from Eadweard Muybridge's film. >There is a UFO stealing shit >It's an alien that eats anything that looks at it >The asian guy hosts a show where he plans to feed a horse to it and ends up getting like 40 people killed. >Eventually the protags manage to record and kill it
So it's literally a Wu Flu allegory about how Chinese greed/belligerence led to the rest of us getting devoured until someone got lucky and found a way to beat it?
No.
The Asian Guy was traumatized as a kid when a chimpanzee on a sitcom he was a child actor for killed two guys. He exploits that disaster years later and hasn't learned shit about not messing with shit you can't tame
that's why it's jupe's character arc and not just the main point of the movie
do they ever say what the ufo creature is? like is it an alien or a sky shark sort of thing from earth?
i heard it morphs into a biblical angel at the end
Here's the UFO
2 years ago
Anonymous
what's it even meant to be? a giant flying venus fly trap?
2 years ago
Anonymous
jellyfish
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why does it also take the form of a flying saucer? i'm guessing they are ripping of signs where the "aliens" are just creatures from the bible
i'm not gonna watch because the main female lead has a screechy voice
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Why does it also take the form of a flying saucer?
Aggressive mimicry to lure in prey I believe. Think of it as one of those deep sea fish with glowing antennas. >i'm guessing they are ripping of signs where the "aliens" are just creatures from the bible
It opens with a bible quote and the theme of the dangers of "seeing the other" has a long tradition in religious text so you're probably not far off.
2 years ago
Anonymous
A saucer form is probably the best way it can aerodynamically move around and catch stuff
2 years ago
Anonymous
> Why does it also take the form of a flying saucer?
Maybe it’s “true form,” took too much energy to morph into. That’s why it ate like 50 people all at once that time. Or why it eats in general.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hunt or be hunted; nature; survival. It's a predator that got killed. It wasn't an alien.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your theory is that it was on earth all this time?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes considering organisms can't travel through space unaided; it's a sky shark; something that hunts humans native to Earth. Or a biblical angel.
Who the frick cares? It's a movie. It was interesting and stupid. so are all movies. I havent even seen it yet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Like a ayyy jellyfish.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Like a ayyy jellyfish.
https://youtu.be/vUeL7r86H1Q
looks kinda kino, liking the music
a jellyfish that drifts
2 years ago
Anonymous
Seems like he went for the 50s sci-fi route, that’s a very pleasant surprise, we actually got a giant monster from outer space
2 years ago
Anonymous
>50s sci-fi route >joggers everywhere
failed on basic premise alone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
what the frick this is actually cool
I thought from the leaks the saucer alsway looks like it look but Peele actually went directrly for the "ship is the alien intself"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the "ship is the alien intself"
it's a cool premise but not exactly a unique take. some real world ufos have been speculated to be organic lifeforms
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes but I think the way he corresponds it with how people and wild nature relate to each other on Earth is pretty cool.
I'm warming up to Peele.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>dont exploit animals that can kill you on tv because you can't tame them >dont coax the predatory man eating alien ufo, that just so happens to look like a stingray, just to get footage of it
The alien looking like a stingray which killed steve irwin. the theme is animal exploitation.
>It's a vegan propaganda movie
Zoomer brains have been so deepfried by senseless Disney drivel that they consider any film with a message propaganda
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's the literal definition of propaganda.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They kill the alien in the end, and it's a happy ending. The alien doesn't get coaxed it just flies around the area being a danger to everyone. It kills their father at the beginning by dropping shit on him.
You're really reaching here, it's just generally about the dynamic of humans and nature. Also Peele himself is not a vegan.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why are people trying to assign deeper meaning to this pile of shit? It isn't even original idea, it was literally on Netflix last year.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>deeper meaning
It's not deep, there's literally an alien ship that is itself a wild creature and a flashback with a wild animal from Earth being a wild animal. This is a direct parallel.
2 years ago
Anonymous
name of netflix show
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bird Box
2 years ago
Anonymous
huh. yeah. it is birdbox.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What a hack!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bird Box was a Quiet Place rip-off with a concept that the cruptic monster just makes you have a nice day when you see it or something like that. The alien here is like an animal, looking at it provokes it to start following you and then eat you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If he keeps making monster movies he’ll become my favorite
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes but I think the way he corresponds it with how people and wild nature relate to each other on Earth is pretty cool.
I'm warming up to Peele.
Who gives a flying frick how is that interesting? You know what would interest me more? A good movie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’ll give him credit, that’s the most interesting big budget monster design I’ve seen in years
2 years ago
Anonymous
ah man you should see it move, looks like you're tripping acid
2 years ago
Anonymous
does anyone have another angle of this thing? it honestly looks pretty cool but I'm not sure I can make complete sense of it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not yet but I'll try to do my best describing it--try imagining a jellyfish like this one, but it also surrounds itself with these sort of tarp-like angelic wings which it splays out to intimidate but also can sort of be used wrap around and manipulate objects like the big balloon here. It's hard to put into words but it makes sense when you see the whole thing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
does anyone have another angle of this thing? it honestly looks pretty cool but I'm not sure I can make complete sense of it.
its a flower? are you blind?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Reported for not having actually seen the movie and having no clue what you're frickin talkin about lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
ahahhah correct but the singular picture in this thread is a flower?
Maybe your talking about how it moves??
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...]
[...]
Here it is
https://www.tiktok.com/@whysoserious420_/video/7123126313925446958?_t=8UCN6XwuDLa&_r=1
the account shows the scene where it explodes and you can see it fully, it literally is a jellyfish that hides bunch of it's organs inside and it's cap looks like a typical UFO
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not yet but I'll try to do my best describing it--try imagining a jellyfish like this one, but it also surrounds itself with these sort of tarp-like angelic wings which it splays out to intimidate but also can sort of be used wrap around and manipulate objects like the big balloon here. It's hard to put into words but it makes sense when you see the whole thing.
Best we got right now
2 years ago
Anonymous
hmm I actually like it
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's an incredibly creative design and when it fully deploys itself to go full aggro mode in the movie it's really hypnotic to watch which is half the point anyway--when it can't stay hidden and hunt from it's cloaked form it goes to the other extreme and basically becomes an animal spreading itself out to make itself as big as possible. I legitimately caught myself thinking in the theatre "I have never seen this in a movie before", the idea of the UFO being the alien itself isn't even something I think has ever crossed my mind as an idea.
do they ever say what the ufo creature is? like is it an alien or a sky shark sort of thing from earth?
i heard it morphs into a biblical angel at the end
So after SARS China learned nothing and still went on to do the exact same thing to the rest of us. This literally sounds like his typical allegory film.
The alien is a sentient creature.
The film is about how people overestimate their control over the wild nature and get fricked over because of it. Steven Yeun's character exploits the alien for fame similarly to how the monkey was treated as a harmless thing on the TV show which gets the whole town and him killed. The main characters then need to deal with the alien creature.
Asian boy doesn’t learn his lesson, a monster kills 2 people at the beginning of the movie and rewards the asian guy with a fist bump. 20 years later the asian guy still plays with fire and wants a dangerous flying creature as a new circus money making machine; the creature kills him this time and then it gets killed by the locals.
Basically it's Herzog's Grizzly Bear but as an action thriller comedy with a giant alien monster that devours people.
Asian boy doesn’t learn his lesson, a monster kills 2 people at the beginning of the movie and rewards the asian guy with a fist bump. 20 years later the asian guy still plays with fire and wants a dangerous flying creature as a new circus money making machine; the creature kills him this time and then it gets killed by the locals.
the alien should pissed gasoline when it ate blacks
No.
The Asian Guy was traumatized as a kid when a chimpanzee on a sitcom he was a child actor for killed two guys. He exploits that disaster years later and hasn't learned shit about not messing with shit you can't tame
Visuals and sound where great, but the story and pacing of characters is so fricking shit. If you watch the trailer, youll find that a lot of the interesting bits in it are sold short in the movie, making me believe that this really was more of a success in marketing than anything else.
I bet that this is simultaneously Peele's worst and least profitable film and also the one Cinemaphile likes the most. you guys have shit enough taste to deliver, I believe in you.
judging by reviews it's his most accessible movie, the marketing is also have been really well done, it's gonna make a shit ton of money
Cinemaphile might like it only because it's not political
What's wrong with liking it?
Is it because Peele's first movie was about raycist whypipo?
Come on now, you should know already that Peele already does edgy shit and doesn't give two fricks about systemic racism
How is this not woke bs? Black folk everywhere, made by Peele/Hollywood, and they have to make a point to tell you they have a "white" guy in their film like they were forced to and didn't want to. This whole thing reeks of predictive programming. Peele is a Black person sellout.
I hope this is bait. The UFO is silver.
Both black and white people die during the film, the father of the main characters is black, several people who came to the fare are black, the asian dies too.
It's honestly impressive how memefied Peele got, it's actually difficult for some people to believe he made a non-racial non-political film. Even Armond White is grasping for straws.
How is this not woke bs? Black folk everywhere, made by Peele/Hollywood, and they have to make a point to tell you they have a "white" guy in their film like they were forced to and didn't want to. This whole thing reeks of predictive programming. Peele is a Black person sellout.
They made a point to let people know Michael Wincott is in it. Oh and he's white. I don't remember when Men & Black came out people going "Oh and we hired Will Smith for the movie. Oh and he's black." Like they're being forced to conform to the diversity quotas being pushed on everyone. So they make begrudging statements like this. Peele is all about frick wypipo, even if it's not said directly in his creations.
They made a point to let people know Michael Wincott is in it. Oh and he's white. I don't remember when Men & Black came out people going "Oh and we hired Will Smith for the movie. Oh and he's black." Like they're being forced to conform to the diversity quotas being pushed on everyone. So they make begrudging statements like this. Peele is all about frick wypipo, even if it's not said directly in his creations.
literally the only wypypo Peele film is Get Out and that's not about wypypo in general but about obsessed liberals
Peele is definitely bitter and insecure about his race, he made some statements that show that, and produced and wrote bunch of actually embarassing wypypo bullshit but his features are not like that
No moron, stop listening to this site as if its gospel. Not shit in this movie was hating on wyippo, hell it had a pretty diverse cast all being friendly with each other. The whole plot of this movie is trying to bob and weave around a predator you've never encountered and the ignorance that comes with it.
>Except one of the main characters is white.
And? Also, I doubt it's a main character. It's more likely a co-star. It's clear the two black siblings are the main characters.
Regardless, how does only one of the characters being White disprove my statement?
>Which one of the statements is yours.
diversity is a code word for no more white people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Damn bro I guess you’ll have to keep crying about it then.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Damn bro I guess you’ll have to keep crying about it then.
That's not an argument though nor is it a refutation of my statement.
Also why are you supporting diversity aka "no more White people"? Are you anti-White or just non-White?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Damn dis gay is mad yall!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>DAMN! SHIT mang. dis cracka hear gonna make me drop my fried chimken into muh grape drank! DAS WACK!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Damn skippy dippy!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why does everything have to be an argument to you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Why does everything have to be an argument to you?
Why do you have to attempt to insult and demean someone because they have a differing opinion than you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
lmao keep crying then b***h. b***h want his bottle? goo goo gah gah? *jingles keys in front of face* haha homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
typical anti-white racist: >lmao keep crying then b***h. b***h want his bottle? goo goo gah gah? *jingles keys in front of face* haha homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
This is way more important to him than it is to you. Just let him have this bro. It’s all he has.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>noooooooooo! stop noticing things and pointing them out! >just be a mindless sheep like me!
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know you will, troony, Disney lost
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Disney
???
2 years ago
Anonymous
But there's a character that is white in the film, how is it "no more white people"? Also the film isn't being advertized for it's diversity, and the asian character was actually meant to be played by Jesse Plemons.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>But there's a character that is white in the film,
And? It's a token white person role.
> how is it "no more white people"?
Because "diversity" is a path towards "no more White people." When something is 100% diverse it will be 0% White.
>Also the film isn't being advertized for it's diversity,
It's implied based on the director and his history of making "anti-racist" aka anti-White movies.
> and the asian character was actually meant to be played by Jesse Plemons.
But he wasn't...was he?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>diversity is a path towards no white people
Diversity as an excuse to import all types of non-white people into a country is what you're describing. A film having two black characters a white and an asian is not literally muh genonice. You have /misc/ brainrot.
Jesse Plemons had a schedule problem or something and Steven Yeun applied for the role.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Diversity as an excuse to import all types of non-white people into a country is what you're describing.
It's multiple plans but yes, that too.
>A film having two black characters a white and an asian is not literally muh genonice.
That's arguable.
>You have /misc/ brainrot.
But you having mass media brainrot is acceptable?
>Jesse Plemons had a schedule problem or something and Steven Yeun applied for the role.
And?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's multiple plans
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here. >wikipedia
Fricking lol >mass media brain rot
Just a strawman, but if you think anyone not seething about every single non white and every single progressive tard is mass media brain rot then sure. >And?
There was no intention of diversity hire, Steven Yeun probably got hired because he was the only actor available.
>black and asian Montana farmers
The film takes place in Claifornia, and I don't see why it's impossible for two black to be farmers. Also they specifically tend horses that are used in movies and it is said in the movie that happened because their ancestor was closely tied with cinema from it's inception.
The asian is not a farmer he's a con artist who lives in the nearby town.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here.
all diversity is anti-white.
>Fricking lol
that's the UN definition of genocide. i posted the wiki because it's more clear and concise than the UN's page. my point was that is the politically correct left's own definition of what is considered genocide, even if they don't apply it to the current situation.
>Just a strawman,
But you claiming that i have /misc/ brainrot wasn't?
>but if you think anyone not seething about every single non white and every single progressive tard is mass media brain rot then sure.
Because the media certainly doesn't attempt to brainwash or indoctrinate people, right?
>There was no intention of diversity hire,
So why didn't they replace him with another White person? Are you suggesting if one of the leads wasn't available they would've replaced a black person with a white person?
>Steven Yeun probably got hired because he was the only actor available.
That's highly doubtful.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why do you use the left's definition of genocide if you oppose the left? Also I don't agree with their definition of genocide. Genocide is either direct massacre of people based on a specific quality of these people like nationality, ethnicity etc. And purposeful replcement of the population throught aggressive pro-immigration polcies. All Peele did is make a film that has two blacks, a latino a white person and an asian. All these races already exist in the US and have been there for quite some time. Not only that having a film with such cast is not something new for american cinema. Rush Hour had a chinese and a black person as main characters for example.
You can't replace one of the main character's with a white person because they're brother and sister but if they weren't and the only actor Peele could reach to fast enough to meet the deadlines was white probably he might have replaced him. But that's really just an irrelevant assumption.
Peele wanted a white actor - meaning he doesn't actually have some wypypo hate. Steven Yeun is also a good actor so I don't see any issue.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i think that anon is moronic and not trying to give him ammo but peele wanting an antagonist to be a white guy doesnt remove him from hating white people, fits a narrative more so
2 years ago
Anonymous
He's not really an antagonist. Everyone in the movie messes with the UFO. And it would probably still pose danger to people around the place even without the show, it's not like he made the alien come to Earth or something.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Why do you use the left's definition of genocide if you oppose the left?
to prove that even according to the left's own definitions, what they're doing is genocide.
> Also I don't agree with their definition of genocide.
weird how you have to change the definition so that genocide doesn't apply to what's being done currently.
> All Peele did is make a film that has two blacks, a latino a white person and an asian.
in an anti-white industry that is increasingly becoming more anti-White and more non-White.
>You can't replace one of the main character's with a white person because they're brother and sister
they're now step siblings. hope one of them doesn't get caught in the washer
> All these races already exist in the US and have been there for quite some time.
The USA was 95% white as recently as the 1950s.
>Rush Hour had a chinese and a black person as main characters for example.
But it wasn't implicitly anti-white and woke unlike virtually everything currently being released.
>Peele wanted a white actor
Singular, I'm sure. but Peele is already well known for making anti-white films.
>meaning he doesn't actually have some wypypo hate.
He just wants to put white people in their place.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The progressives are indeed hypocritical, you don't need to explain that to me.
Currently a full blown replacement is happening in many countries yes. Jordan Peele movies don't have anything to with that, at worst they're merely a symptom. This board overstates his influence. I don't even think he's anti-white, his only openly anti-white stance was that he won't cast white actors in his films anymore or something on major roles but he proceeded to cast a white actor on a major role in Nope so you see how much weight his words have, he's an edgelord.
I don't know about 95% exactly but yes up untill the 50s there weren't as many black people there. Nope doesn't take place in the 50s tho.
And Nope also isn't anti-white. It's about reckless exploitation of wild nature.
Get Out is the only excplicitly racial film he made and the white people there didn't hate black people but liked them so much they wanted to become black, it's a jab on obsessed liberal crowd. >in their place
What place? Another white actor in the film plays an important role, he literally operates all the equipment needed to capture the footage of the aliens, the main characters wouldn't be able to do shit without him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>blahblahblahshillshillshill
Still not gonna watch the Black from space movie bro.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's okay I am not asking you to watch it.
But hopefully you do stop spewing easily refutable nonsense.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don’t watch movies made after 1995
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’m not reading all that. Left can’t meme.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Also you seem to seethe hard at anyone who disagrees with the details of your political stance.
I oppose mass immigration and purposeful replacement of the population.
But I also don't care if a black person makes a film with blacks and an asian especially if these people do indeed exist in the country and the film itself is not historical, not a raceswap remake and is not supposed to represent some sort of majority but is just a confined story about specific people. It's not like the film takes place in Japan or Poland where actually seeing an asian or a black or especially a latino is indeed a massive rarity.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why give money or attention to people that hate whites, why help hostile ethnic groups by consuming or hyping their culture?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Still not watching it lol, last thing, LAST thing I wanna see is sweaty blacks in HD. Every webm I've seen of these characters looks like you can smell them a mile away.
Good, less of you cry baby homosexuals the better and the cast was literally 5 people you homosexual. 2 blacks, 1 asian, 1 hispanic?, and 1 white guy. Everyone else is a literal who on the screen for 2 mins.
>Good, less of you cry baby homosexuals the better
You mean less people who oppose the brainwashing propaganda you support?
>and the cast was literally 5 people you homosexual.
There are certainly more than 5 people in the movie, you're talking about main cast. Big difference.
>blacks, 1 asian, 1 hispanic?, and 1 white guy.
See? Whites are a minority in this movie. Why do you support that?
no, it's about not exploiting dangerous animals you have no control over, because they can and will eventually kill you. It's an anti-zoo film handled stupidly, but the premise is neat
A chimp on a TV show chimps out and kills humans because it's being exploited, except for one kid who it fist bumps.
Cut to: the kid as an adult, grown up. There's a UFO flying around that seemingly abducts people. Now an adult, he thinks he knows how to handle danger, so allows the UFO to abduct a horse in a public display.
Turns out the UFO is not a UFO but a predatory sky squid of unknown origin that kills and eats anything that has a face, and just looks like a flying saucer when it is in stealth mode/hunting.
It kills and eats everyone at the guys show because they see it. The guy's arrogance kills him. It is now up to the black protagonists to kill the creature, which they do. They kill it with a balloon.
the whole plot sounds like shit but >They kill it with a balloon
this is even more shittier
>a predatory sky squid of unknown origin that kills and eats anything that has a face
did any of the horses the characters ride get eaten? There was also a point in the trailer where it looked like time got frozen, and even had a horse upside-down. Was that explained?
Just did >no explanation about the lady with the weird face >no explanation about how a balloon was able to kill it, a fricking alien. the balloon just randomly explodes >theme is 'don't use nature for profit', the black characters use the recordings for money at the end, while the white and the chinese(?) guy die doing so
Damn it's almost like there's a whole movie that was made around this Wikipedia page that explains literally every part of this post, here king you dropped this
2 years ago
Anonymous
The article doesn't explain the lady part, it left her out. >a chimpanzee named Gordy suddenly attacks the actors on the soundstage for the television show Gordy's Home. The show's youngest actor, Ricky "Jupe" Park, hides and witnesses the brutal ordeal,
She's the asian guy's co-star that got their face ripped off by the chimp. That's it. The alien shoved the balloon in it's mouth and tried to eat it and it blew up. It didn't enjoy having a fake horse in it's windpipe(?), so a giant balloon that's almost it's size blowing up probably would do some damage.
The lady with a weird face is a co-star of Jupe who got attacked by the monkey but survived.
Yeah, it's kinda stupid with a balloon but not really relevant. Helium reacted with something in the alien or shit like that.
Theme is more than just don't use nature for progit it's more of a reckless use and underestimation of nature. I mentioned in the thread before, it's like that idiot from Grizzly Man who got himself and girlfriend killed IRL because he treated bears like pets.
The main white character is still alive schizo. He'll be cashing in as well.
Makes more sense, thanks >Theme is more than just don't use nature for progit it's more of a reckless use and underestimation of nature.
Got confused, wiki pointed out "OJ tries to keep the business afloat and maintain his father's legacy, while Em seeks fame and fortune in Hollywood. "
Peele's movies after Get Out sullied me, Get Out race things works for the plot and can be just happenstance ala Skeleton Key.
The plot sounds weird in pieces I just can't place, is it a cause of good idea, okay/bad execution?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Correct, the article doesn't. The movie does. See, we watch movies here on Cinemaphile. And those movies contain allllll these scenes, and allll these scenes have information in them, and when someone writes a Wikipedia page about a movie they have to leave allllll that information out because then they wouldn't be writing a summary. They'd be writing the movie.
Watch a movie sometime. They're quite informative.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not him but not everyone wants to pay for that which they might not like, tou sound like an actual shill some people in this thread complained about, someone wants to get spoiled so spoil it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nope is pretty straqightforward, much less cryptic than US. People in the film mess with the wilde life recklessly and get fricked over that. The monkey was directly exploited but the UFO was provoked, so it's not about exploitation specifically but about generally any reckless interaction.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So it's a lukewarm version of jurassic park
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kinda I guess. But more comedy and it's a weird giant ayyy creature instead of dinos.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'd argue JP has more comedic elements to it than Nope does. This seems surprisingly somber and interested in going for raw scares than his previous two movies, all the comedy seemed pretty well contained in between setpieces.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i haven't seen JP for a long time
also JP also has elements of borderline playing God but Peele was going more for don't frick with dangerous wild
2 years ago
Anonymous
JP is a "big environmental message" movie cautioning against not respecting technology that changes the world. Nope is more a commentary on "hey, play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in regards to the modern mentality that because everyone has a camera in their pocket nowadays we're all trying to capture our moment of fame and get rich off it and for every viral video out there there's another that never got seen because the person who shot it was a dumbass who got themselves eaten by a tiger or something.
She's the asian guy's co-star that got their face ripped off by the chimp. That's it. The alien shoved the balloon in it's mouth and tried to eat it and it blew up. It didn't enjoy having a fake horse in it's windpipe(?), so a giant balloon that's almost it's size blowing up probably would do some damage.
The lady with a weird face is a co-star of Jupe who got attacked by the monkey but survived.
Yeah, it's kinda stupid with a balloon but not really relevant. Helium reacted with something in the alien or shit like that.
Theme is more than just don't use nature for progit it's more of a reckless use and underestimation of nature. I mentioned in the thread before, it's like that idiot from Grizzly Man who got himself and girlfriend killed IRL because he treated bears like pets.
The main white character is still alive schizo. He'll be cashing in as well.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The cinematographer is white and he died, the other guy is latino. But it doesn't really matter, I think people are overanylizing that part because of Peele's race meme. Plenty of blacks die too, like the father and the people in the audience.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The white cinematographer was also the most Chad character in the movie, spent his entire life in pursuit of the perfect shot which he came to understand through a lifetime of shooting predatory animals meant it would ultimately be something he'd have to die to achieve--man goes out like a boss filming it on a hand-crank camera the whole time
2 years ago
Anonymous
I watched it today. By the end, I envied that audience.
I don't think anyone in this thread is saying that, if not link me to it. The movie isn't about that. It's about the ruthlessness of a different type of creature or animal that also lives with us in this universe. They prey on us. Most people call them aliens, here we just call them Black folk.
The chimp stuff is his frick white people scene, it feels shoved in, the movie isn't really about that but its clear the dude doesn't like whites. The movie is about not controlling nature or something.
the original leak made it to be an anti white scene but it's obvious from the film he uses it as a parallel on how people tret wild nature thinking it won't strike back because you know it's a wild fricking animal, it's also shows that because the monkey acted normal near Yeun's character he didn't learn anything and then used the UFO for his show which ended with now the alien going bananas and eating everyone
Its Jordan Peele dude, maybe another director you can say that but its clear what the intention behind that scene is. This is a guy who actively says he wants to do less work with whites, which don't get me wrong he is free to say, if he wants to be around blacks well that's how he is, not my business.
>when the rest of Cinemaphile sees this movie this guy is gonna be memed/worshipped
you mean actual literal zoomers who have never seen The Crow or known anything but mumble rap in the charts?
This movie was so fricking boring. Not scary whatsoever, stupid plot with gaping plot holes all over the place and horribly written characters. Complete waste of Keith David, too. There's really not even any wokeshit in it. It's just sleep-inducing. I had a feeling after the shitpile that was Us I shouldn't watch any more Jordan Peele movies, but I didn't learn my lesson. Welp, now I did.
Except for this, yeah I guess there is kinda some wokeshit, in the sense that Peele tends to make white characters act like complete morons. Anyhow it sucked dick and I regret spending money to see it.
the ufo stuff has some weird aryan/nazi connections i hope peele revisits the topic in another movie and exposes the ridiculous and racist nature of the whole thing.
the first mass reported american ufo abduction case was the fbi hiring some kkk guys to kidnap and torture an interracial couple in like the 1950s to frick with them because they were active communists. look it up - betty and barney hill.
Look guys, I hate blacks too. But damn this movie is good. If we all go to see, maybe even buy multiple seats and see it multiple times (I'm on my 4th viewing tonight), we may be able to beat top gun. Wouldn't that be the greatest "troll" or "acceleration" if thats your thing? Will you join me?
The chimp stuff really overshadows the whole movie, its so different it feels like a scene from a different (better) movie. By the end the movie is just going through the motions.
I don't think he's comparing blacks to chimps, but that whole subplot is meant as a frick you to whites because the chimp only goes after whites. Which ok i mean it Peele, his distaste for whites isn't exactly a secret but still he could made a whole movie from that premise and it might have been a better movie than his ufo stuff. So chimp stuff feels less like an analogy and more like a random frick you scene.
>Jordan Peele literally got away with making a movie about a biblical angel eating people and filtered all of Cinemaphile by tricking them into thinking it was Get Out 3
Depriving yourselves of some top shelf alien horror here lads
you have to admit Peele wypypo memes are funny, especially since he did write and produce shit like new Candyman and Lovecraft Country
but trying to make Nope to be Get Out 3 unironically is moronic
>/tvpol/ in absolute shambles, meltdown initiated, another swing and a miss for those plucky fascists
holy frick Peele sisters, I can’t STAND all this winning
So I watched Grace Randolph's review for spoilers and she said the scene where the alien eats the people who came to the show looks really surreal and shows the insides of the ship?
Is that true? How does it look?
Really fricking spooky. Like, it doesn't show much of anything at all, pretty much just "what it's like to be inside a digestive tract", and it's just the sounds more than anything that frick you up.
This scene was great. They got sucked up and a woman inside was screaming side. Looked claustrophobic. I wanted more scenes like that. Probably one of my favorite shots.
Really fricking spooky. Like, it doesn't show much of anything at all, pretty much just "what it's like to be inside a digestive tract", and it's just the sounds more than anything that frick you up.
This scene was great. They got sucked up and a woman inside was screaming side. Looked claustrophobic. I wanted more scenes like that. Probably one of my favorite shots.
Here it is
https://www.tiktok.com/@whysoserious420_/video/7123126313925446958?_t=8UCN6XwuDLa&_r=1
I cant imagine having an issue with Jordan Peele movies. We said for years that blacks should make their own shit rather than expecting to be injected into existing franchises or race-swapping legacy characters.
Peele is creating his own shit and leaving existing shit alone. Isn't this what we wanted?
Unfortunately I wasn't alive 300 years ago but yes, I agree we should have just tended to our own shit and not had slaves in the first place. Bringing them over was the first mistake. Freeing them and letting them stay was the second. If we hadn't loaded them onto ships they never would have set foot outside of Africa (and that's a good thing).
It has Blacks in it they're scary enough on their own. Just put a few of those around and any reasonable person will check their belongings and feel on edge.
>Black folk trade the lives of 41 people so that they can get rich
what did peele mean by this?
im not even exaggerating here, nobody other than angel gives a shit that the ufo kills people and needs to be stopped, all the two blacks want to do is get their video still, not warning a crowd event that they knew was gonna happen days earlier that there was something going on in the valley.
Still not watching it. You could say... nope. Not watching it.
this is literally the worst iteration of this meme ive ever seen
Nope - not watching it.
Goddamn it, you're a shill
This. FPBP. I won't even watch it for free, I will never support ANYTHING anti-White Jordan Peele works on. Works both ways, pedowood.
I don't watch films made by genocidal pedophiles.
fpbp
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF -nope, ahhh i might watch it
Ayyyy
did i ask? sneed
This is a image board, a type of internet forum. Creating a post is an inherent invitation for feedback.
I wanna see the final form of the flying saucer, that's all im interested in.
You like it because you're a fricking shill.
Woah is that a heckin chudjack? Fresh. Original. You bunkertrannies have got this all figured out!!!
>post not related to trannies or blacks
>begins seething about them anyway
Incel vibes, my dude.
>the shill cries out in pain as it strikes you
Meds - the movie will be received well and shall sell well. All you can do is sit there and seethe.
this demoralization part of this image is true
ive noticed Cinemaphile having more demoralization threads the past month
its really strange
Same. Just browsing the catalog almost every topic is very aggressively and angrily worded. This place is losing its fun.
How else am I going to get attention except by acting confrontational and contrarian?
Maybe it's because whenever people act genuine or sincere you gays jump to calling it "reddit"?
This moronic image forgot to mention that it could just be literal advertising, which is all shill threads are, and what this actually is. Shills are people who advertise to you to get you to buy said thing. It's not political or complicated, it's just an annoying and intrusive marketing tactic that has plagued this board and Cinemaphile for well over a decade now.
>see a thread discussing a film in a positive way
>know you don't like this director
>can just not go and pay for the movie because you don't like it
I don't get the shilling argument, it's a thread you can hide or ignore, no one is forcing you to pay and watch the film.
>guy opines about a film on a message board quite literally titled "Cinemaphile - Television and Film", a use of the board concordant with its intent
>neither OP nor anyone else suggests purchasing it, or even seeing it
>gay shartles his maxi pad, squirts his babydick rage everywhere
>"oh no i've entered a thread filled with things i don't like and now my c**t is hurt how could this have happened"
Why not just have a nice day? Seriously, why do you continue to exist? You're not even smart enough to understand people talking about films in a film forum is in no way "shilling".
There are 53 people here. 53. Do you really think it's an efficient use of a marketing budget to send a staff member to try and convince a 53-member gang of obese shut-ins, pedophiles, literal morons, and transexual gay degenerates to spend money on content they would only steal anyway, if they ever bothered to watch it? That's not how ad campaigns function, idiot. How are you this fricking stupid? What evolutionary purpose do you have? Why are you alive? You're human trash, too stupid to conceptualize your uselessness.
Pic related; this is how smart you are. A 14-year-old dumb enough to get cornholed raw by some Black person felon, and/or their Black person moron hatchling. That's the limit of your intellect.
>A 14-year-old dumb enough to get cornholed raw by some Black person felon, and/or their Black person moron hatchling.
I can tell you get off on that by your vivid description, that was entirely unneeded to make your point. Gas yourself.
Saved
The picture would be better without the 2nd part. Just the shill idenfitication. Or the solution needs to be more than simply “ignore it”. Since shills have multiple accounts to keep their threads bumping. We need to create slide threads and to give people other things to talk about
bait
Do we have a cam rip of the asian guy's show getting rekt by the UFO yet? That's all i care about
Black people and their constant bullshit just makes me tired anymore. I don't want to see black movies and hear about how the prison food and free school lunch they ate didn't have enough paprika or whatever they're b***hing about today, I just don't have the energy.
but you have the energy to cry about it.......funny huh
It’s nothing compared to blacks crying over wypipo 24/7, or you policing and crying over Cinemaphile posts
literally go outside lmao
>Go outside
>See Black folk everywhere
>Day ruined
Any other ideas, anon?
>See Black folk everywhere
sorry you live in such a place i guess, can't relate tho
They're everywhere. Maybe there's only a handful around you right now but just you wait. In time, you will understand too.
that sounds awful, if you're a racist.
i feel bad for you anon, you're missing out on half of the world.
Half of the world is a shithole. Why am I replying to a bait bot
>if you're a racist
But I am a racist?
either change or have a nice day its a sad existence im sorry
>NOOO YOU CANT RECOGNISE THE HECKIN' DIFFERENCES BETWEEN RACES! EVERYONE IS A UNIFROM ZOGBOT WITH NO INDIVIDUALITY OR DIFFERENCES
your low IQ is showing
>either change yourself or have a nice day
No anon. I won't change because I live in the real word. And I will live a good life, pursuing a well paid career, in a peaceful, non-violent community that values family, tradition and responsibility.
I know it makes you seethe. Knowing that you and your people will never achieve that. Maybe if you worked harder and tried to help improve things instead of crying about muh racism on Cinemaphileg you wouldn't have to be jealous of others.
It's not all bad. Your people are more successful in sports and entertainment. That's something to be proud of.
man I miss being a teenager
Nice try but I'm in my 20s and mentally I'm 108. Seethe less.
>I'm in my 20s
lol u just got out of diapers son
I don't need to be 50 to understand statistics and studies on genetics. Being older isn't an argument. Nice try.
Struck a nerve I see. Being so thin-skinned I fear for your future here on Cinemaphile.
>I’m in my 20s
We kneel before you, o wise one.
Jesus fricking Christ.
kek here's some hard hitting truth about the 20's as an age
>you could be wise as frick wiser (smart'ererer more expirienced than anybody you meet,) but you will still think you weere a moron compared to yourself even if not others in your late 30's
its not a hard and fast rule but tend's to be the case (t.late 20s chad)
Lmao. Dude. Would you say that to a black racist?
No.
I am the anon he's replying to. It's funny because I am not even white kek.
>either change or have a nice day
Weird how you think White people who don't want their people to cease to exist should die.
unironically this is why america and the west is dead. they won't get it until they're flooded up to their eyeballs.
it's not white people's fault, fish don't know they're underwater.
No I'd rather stay inside and cry over natzees on 4chong
I live in a relatively poor city surrounded by Black folk, which is precisely why I cannot go outside. I tried my whole life to get along with these “people”. The only white people that vocally are against anti black racism most likely don’t ever have to see them, and certainly don’t have to interact with them on a daily basis. One city away from me is like 95% white and it’s a utopian paradise on earth relative to the absolute hellscape of my 45% white city.
sad, i live in romania and there's none in sight, some gypsies but they're harmless
>gypsies
>harmless
there's such thing?
Is it america?
I am also from a slavic country and I actually had a black guy living near me, and we had like 3 in the school and they were all normal people.
Yes America. In my school there was a majority of blacks, and the white kids would either act black or just be a silent outcast. At the school the next town over that was 95% white, there were only a few blacks and they were either silent or just went along but you could tell didn’t like anybody.
It's a documented human reaction to being surrounded by strange people. Probably a survival response to keep from getting torn apart and eaten.
>there's such thing?
of course, they are a minority and when they step out of line they get beat up
>there's such thing?
In countries filled with real men that don't shy away from a good fight if they step out of line like in the Balkans yeah sure.
Some gyppo got a good beating just three days ago because he got drunk and asked some girls' number agressively. It was an old ex cop guy living next to the road where the girl was walking. He was tending to his garden and intervened and beat the gyppo with a rake lol. He had to apologize to the girl afterwards too.
t.albanian
When I was a kid I couldn’t even walk around my neighborhood, and I only got to ride my bikes a few times before I got jumped and had them stolen. That happened twice and I haven’t rode a bike since. It’ll make you crazy.
Yes yes we know you spineless crybaby homosexual.
>i live in a poor city
You are a Black person, moron. A pussy, too.
Black person fatigue just keeps getting worse, I thought I maxed out already
I just don't want to hear about it anymore but it's inescapable.
>New movie out
>Everyone is hyping it up
>Let's have a look
>"I hate yt peepoo. I only hire black actors in lead roles coz I has mutt identity issues"
I just don't care. Make the movie and frick off. The chuds are right.
Ok chud
ywnbaw
Cool, so you haven't seen it?
That isn't what I said
There's a plethora of pre 2000's movies and tv shows to immerse yourself in to escape "the message", it would last you a life time. I've basically stopped pretending there's been any culture to speak of the last 20 years.
what's this about, Black folk from outer space?
>The two protags are descendants of the jockey from Eadweard Muybridge's film.
>There is a UFO stealing shit
>It's an alien that eats anything that looks at it
>The asian guy hosts a show where he plans to feed a horse to it and ends up getting like 40 people killed.
>Eventually the protags manage to record and kill it
Sounds like a child wrote the plot
It's this post generated by a neutral network?
So it's literally a Wu Flu allegory about how Chinese greed/belligerence led to the rest of us getting devoured until someone got lucky and found a way to beat it?
No.
The Asian Guy was traumatized as a kid when a chimpanzee on a sitcom he was a child actor for killed two guys. He exploits that disaster years later and hasn't learned shit about not messing with shit you can't tame
That’s a terribly weak theme to base a feature film on
that's why it's jupe's character arc and not just the main point of the movie
Here's the UFO
what's it even meant to be? a giant flying venus fly trap?
jellyfish
Why does it also take the form of a flying saucer? i'm guessing they are ripping of signs where the "aliens" are just creatures from the bible
i'm not gonna watch because the main female lead has a screechy voice
>Why does it also take the form of a flying saucer?
Aggressive mimicry to lure in prey I believe. Think of it as one of those deep sea fish with glowing antennas.
>i'm guessing they are ripping of signs where the "aliens" are just creatures from the bible
It opens with a bible quote and the theme of the dangers of "seeing the other" has a long tradition in religious text so you're probably not far off.
A saucer form is probably the best way it can aerodynamically move around and catch stuff
> Why does it also take the form of a flying saucer?
Maybe it’s “true form,” took too much energy to morph into. That’s why it ate like 50 people all at once that time. Or why it eats in general.
Hunt or be hunted; nature; survival. It's a predator that got killed. It wasn't an alien.
Your theory is that it was on earth all this time?
Yes considering organisms can't travel through space unaided; it's a sky shark; something that hunts humans native to Earth. Or a biblical angel.
Who the frick cares? It's a movie. It was interesting and stupid. so are all movies. I havent even seen it yet.
Like a ayyy jellyfish.
>Like a ayyy jellyfish.
a jellyfish that drifts
Seems like he went for the 50s sci-fi route, that’s a very pleasant surprise, we actually got a giant monster from outer space
>50s sci-fi route
>joggers everywhere
failed on basic premise alone.
what the frick this is actually cool
I thought from the leaks the saucer alsway looks like it look but Peele actually went directrly for the "ship is the alien intself"
>the "ship is the alien intself"
it's a cool premise but not exactly a unique take. some real world ufos have been speculated to be organic lifeforms
Yes but I think the way he corresponds it with how people and wild nature relate to each other on Earth is pretty cool.
I'm warming up to Peele.
>dont exploit animals that can kill you on tv because you can't tame them
>dont coax the predatory man eating alien ufo, that just so happens to look like a stingray, just to get footage of it
The alien looking like a stingray which killed steve irwin. the theme is animal exploitation.
https://twitter.com/jordanpeele/status/1131584669164531712
https://vegnews.com/2017/3/get-outs-jordan-peele-says-milk-is-kind-of-gross
It's a vegan propaganda movie
>It's a vegan propaganda movie
Zoomer brains have been so deepfried by senseless Disney drivel that they consider any film with a message propaganda
That's the literal definition of propaganda.
They kill the alien in the end, and it's a happy ending. The alien doesn't get coaxed it just flies around the area being a danger to everyone. It kills their father at the beginning by dropping shit on him.
You're really reaching here, it's just generally about the dynamic of humans and nature. Also Peele himself is not a vegan.
Why are people trying to assign deeper meaning to this pile of shit? It isn't even original idea, it was literally on Netflix last year.
>deeper meaning
It's not deep, there's literally an alien ship that is itself a wild creature and a flashback with a wild animal from Earth being a wild animal. This is a direct parallel.
name of netflix show
Bird Box
huh. yeah. it is birdbox.
What a hack!
Bird Box was a Quiet Place rip-off with a concept that the cruptic monster just makes you have a nice day when you see it or something like that. The alien here is like an animal, looking at it provokes it to start following you and then eat you.
If he keeps making monster movies he’ll become my favorite
Who gives a flying frick how is that interesting? You know what would interest me more? A good movie.
I’ll give him credit, that’s the most interesting big budget monster design I’ve seen in years
ah man you should see it move, looks like you're tripping acid
does anyone have another angle of this thing? it honestly looks pretty cool but I'm not sure I can make complete sense of it.
Not yet but I'll try to do my best describing it--try imagining a jellyfish like this one, but it also surrounds itself with these sort of tarp-like angelic wings which it splays out to intimidate but also can sort of be used wrap around and manipulate objects like the big balloon here. It's hard to put into words but it makes sense when you see the whole thing.
its a flower? are you blind?
Reported for not having actually seen the movie and having no clue what you're frickin talkin about lmao
ahahhah correct but the singular picture in this thread is a flower?
Maybe your talking about how it moves??
the account shows the scene where it explodes and you can see it fully, it literally is a jellyfish that hides bunch of it's organs inside and it's cap looks like a typical UFO
Best we got right now
hmm I actually like it
It's an incredibly creative design and when it fully deploys itself to go full aggro mode in the movie it's really hypnotic to watch which is half the point anyway--when it can't stay hidden and hunt from it's cloaked form it goes to the other extreme and basically becomes an animal spreading itself out to make itself as big as possible. I legitimately caught myself thinking in the theatre "I have never seen this in a movie before", the idea of the UFO being the alien itself isn't even something I think has ever crossed my mind as an idea.
frick off
No, I'm white
the actual point of the movie is that chasing things for the sake of capturing a spectacle is shitty
It's two scenes dude
do they ever say what the ufo creature is? like is it an alien or a sky shark sort of thing from earth?
i heard it morphs into a biblical angel at the end
So after SARS China learned nothing and still went on to do the exact same thing to the rest of us. This literally sounds like his typical allegory film.
Wasn't this just on Netflix with Sandra Bulloch?
So it's just that one scp in the photo of the mountains.
Weird fellow, I heard he
what
Someone explain the metaphor here. I cannot conceive of how this was pitched. Literally what.
The alien is a sentient creature.
The film is about how people overestimate their control over the wild nature and get fricked over because of it. Steven Yeun's character exploits the alien for fame similarly to how the monkey was treated as a harmless thing on the TV show which gets the whole town and him killed. The main characters then need to deal with the alien creature.
Thanks, fellas.
Asian boy doesn’t learn his lesson, a monster kills 2 people at the beginning of the movie and rewards the asian guy with a fist bump. 20 years later the asian guy still plays with fire and wants a dangerous flying creature as a new circus money making machine; the creature kills him this time and then it gets killed by the locals.
Basically it's Herzog's Grizzly Bear but as an action thriller comedy with a giant alien monster that devours people.
the alien should pissed gasoline when it ate blacks
is the chimpanzee an allegory for blacks?
It seems like you don’t understand what the word allegory means.
>stealing scps like bikes
underrated
>The two protags are descendants of the jockey from Eadweard Muybridge's film.
>they are nogs
the frick
Visuals and sound where great, but the story and pacing of characters is so fricking shit. If you watch the trailer, youll find that a lot of the interesting bits in it are sold short in the movie, making me believe that this really was more of a success in marketing than anything else.
This thread is about Nope. You are on the wrong board.
it had some white people in it that weren't antagonists
I liked the other 2, didn't think they were as full on globohomosexual as Cinemaphile made them out to be
>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
>a new TERROR from the TWISTED MIND of JORDAN PEELE
I would watch it because i like Peele but i hate everything now. Thanks for the audacious prices to escape for two hours homosexualhood
I will watch it for Keke
>wide screen shots on her tasty pierced belly.
Im here for it.
I bet that this is simultaneously Peele's worst and least profitable film and also the one Cinemaphile likes the most. you guys have shit enough taste to deliver, I believe in you.
judging by reviews it's his most accessible movie, the marketing is also have been really well done, it's gonna make a shit ton of money
Cinemaphile might like it only because it's not political
>black and asian Montana farmers
and asian Montana farmers
they're just taking back the land whites stole from them, after all.
Film takes place in the Californian desert moron
Cinemaphile mght actually like it since it's the closest thing we'll get to og Shayamalan kino without any of the race or politics.
Get out made bank cause it pandered to a certain people's view on race and politics.
What's wrong with liking it?
Is it because Peele's first movie was about raycist whypipo?
Come on now, you should know already that Peele already does edgy shit and doesn't give two fricks about systemic racism
gays are so polarized these days that they think they're disrespecting their very ancestors for liking something made by someone they dont.
The king of Cinemaphile has spoken
https://www.nationalreview.com/2022/07/nope-continues-the-castigation-as-entertainment-trend/
Goddamn it, you've never seen it.
OP posted the image from a screening so I guess he did
Sorry OP. Not buying it.
How is this not woke bs? Black folk everywhere, made by Peele/Hollywood, and they have to make a point to tell you they have a "white" guy in their film like they were forced to and didn't want to. This whole thing reeks of predictive programming. Peele is a Black person sellout.
>and they have to make a point to tell you they have a "white" guy in their film like they were forced to and didn't want to
What are talking about?
The alien UFO is white/pale in colour and gets killed along with all the white people who died
I hope this is bait. The UFO is silver.
Both black and white people die during the film, the father of the main characters is black, several people who came to the fare are black, the asian dies too.
It's honestly impressive how memefied Peele got, it's actually difficult for some people to believe he made a non-racial non-political film. Even Armond White is grasping for straws.
It is bait. Im
They made a point to let people know Michael Wincott is in it. Oh and he's white. I don't remember when Men & Black came out people going "Oh and we hired Will Smith for the movie. Oh and he's black." Like they're being forced to conform to the diversity quotas being pushed on everyone. So they make begrudging statements like this. Peele is all about frick wypipo, even if it's not said directly in his creations.
>why are they announcing the actor who plays one of the main roles is in the movie
films peele directs are good
films and shows peele produces are complete shit
ill wait the torrents
WTF, I just read a Wikipedia synopsis and it indeed sounds pretty cool.
And surprisingly, doesn't seem to be about white people being inherently evil or something.
literally the only wypypo Peele film is Get Out and that's not about wypypo in general but about obsessed liberals
Peele is definitely bitter and insecure about his race, he made some statements that show that, and produced and wrote bunch of actually embarassing wypypo bullshit but his features are not like that
looks kinda kino, liking the music
>practical effect with an actual sense of scale
at least Peele is trying
you people are mentally ill
so is it actually, unironically about "white people bad" or not
No, it’s about how humans shouldn’t underestimate nature
It's not, it's a creature feature about the dangers of messing with the wild nature.
Aren't humans technically wild animals?
>is /tvpol/ right or are they, once again, wrong
do I really need to tell you the answer?
No moron, stop listening to this site as if its gospel. Not shit in this movie was hating on wyippo, hell it had a pretty diverse cast all being friendly with each other. The whole plot of this movie is trying to bob and weave around a predator you've never encountered and the ignorance that comes with it.
>hell it had a pretty diverse cast
diversity is a code word for no more white people.
Except one of the main characters is white.
>one of the main characters is white
>one
What a time to be alive.
>Except one of the main characters is white.
And? Also, I doubt it's a main character. It's more likely a co-star. It's clear the two black siblings are the main characters.
Regardless, how does only one of the characters being White disprove my statement?
Which one of the statements is yours.
>Which one of the statements is yours.
diversity is a code word for no more white people.
Damn bro I guess you’ll have to keep crying about it then.
>Damn bro I guess you’ll have to keep crying about it then.
That's not an argument though nor is it a refutation of my statement.
Also why are you supporting diversity aka "no more White people"? Are you anti-White or just non-White?
Damn dis gay is mad yall!
>DAMN! SHIT mang. dis cracka hear gonna make me drop my fried chimken into muh grape drank! DAS WACK!
Damn skippy dippy!
Why does everything have to be an argument to you?
>Why does everything have to be an argument to you?
Why do you have to attempt to insult and demean someone because they have a differing opinion than you?
lmao keep crying then b***h. b***h want his bottle? goo goo gah gah? *jingles keys in front of face* haha homosexual
typical anti-white racist:
>lmao keep crying then b***h. b***h want his bottle? goo goo gah gah? *jingles keys in front of face* haha homosexual
This is way more important to him than it is to you. Just let him have this bro. It’s all he has.
>noooooooooo! stop noticing things and pointing them out!
>just be a mindless sheep like me!
I know you will, troony, Disney lost
>Disney
???
But there's a character that is white in the film, how is it "no more white people"? Also the film isn't being advertized for it's diversity, and the asian character was actually meant to be played by Jesse Plemons.
>But there's a character that is white in the film,
And? It's a token white person role.
> how is it "no more white people"?
Because "diversity" is a path towards "no more White people." When something is 100% diverse it will be 0% White.
>Also the film isn't being advertized for it's diversity,
It's implied based on the director and his history of making "anti-racist" aka anti-White movies.
> and the asian character was actually meant to be played by Jesse Plemons.
But he wasn't...was he?
>diversity is a path towards no white people
Diversity as an excuse to import all types of non-white people into a country is what you're describing. A film having two black characters a white and an asian is not literally muh genonice. You have /misc/ brainrot.
Jesse Plemons had a schedule problem or something and Steven Yeun applied for the role.
>Diversity as an excuse to import all types of non-white people into a country is what you're describing.
It's multiple plans but yes, that too.
>A film having two black characters a white and an asian is not literally muh genonice.
That's arguable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocide_Convention#Definition_of_genocide
>You have /misc/ brainrot.
But you having mass media brainrot is acceptable?
>Jesse Plemons had a schedule problem or something and Steven Yeun applied for the role.
And?
>It's multiple plans
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here.
>wikipedia
Fricking lol
>mass media brain rot
Just a strawman, but if you think anyone not seething about every single non white and every single progressive tard is mass media brain rot then sure.
>And?
There was no intention of diversity hire, Steven Yeun probably got hired because he was the only actor available.
The film takes place in Claifornia, and I don't see why it's impossible for two black to be farmers. Also they specifically tend horses that are used in movies and it is said in the movie that happened because their ancestor was closely tied with cinema from it's inception.
The asian is not a farmer he's a con artist who lives in the nearby town.
>I'm not even sure what you're trying to say here.
all diversity is anti-white.
>Fricking lol
that's the UN definition of genocide. i posted the wiki because it's more clear and concise than the UN's page. my point was that is the politically correct left's own definition of what is considered genocide, even if they don't apply it to the current situation.
>Just a strawman,
But you claiming that i have /misc/ brainrot wasn't?
>but if you think anyone not seething about every single non white and every single progressive tard is mass media brain rot then sure.
Because the media certainly doesn't attempt to brainwash or indoctrinate people, right?
>There was no intention of diversity hire,
So why didn't they replace him with another White person? Are you suggesting if one of the leads wasn't available they would've replaced a black person with a white person?
>Steven Yeun probably got hired because he was the only actor available.
That's highly doubtful.
Why do you use the left's definition of genocide if you oppose the left? Also I don't agree with their definition of genocide. Genocide is either direct massacre of people based on a specific quality of these people like nationality, ethnicity etc. And purposeful replcement of the population throught aggressive pro-immigration polcies. All Peele did is make a film that has two blacks, a latino a white person and an asian. All these races already exist in the US and have been there for quite some time. Not only that having a film with such cast is not something new for american cinema. Rush Hour had a chinese and a black person as main characters for example.
You can't replace one of the main character's with a white person because they're brother and sister but if they weren't and the only actor Peele could reach to fast enough to meet the deadlines was white probably he might have replaced him. But that's really just an irrelevant assumption.
Peele wanted a white actor - meaning he doesn't actually have some wypypo hate. Steven Yeun is also a good actor so I don't see any issue.
i think that anon is moronic and not trying to give him ammo but peele wanting an antagonist to be a white guy doesnt remove him from hating white people, fits a narrative more so
He's not really an antagonist. Everyone in the movie messes with the UFO. And it would probably still pose danger to people around the place even without the show, it's not like he made the alien come to Earth or something.
>Why do you use the left's definition of genocide if you oppose the left?
to prove that even according to the left's own definitions, what they're doing is genocide.
> Also I don't agree with their definition of genocide.
weird how you have to change the definition so that genocide doesn't apply to what's being done currently.
> All Peele did is make a film that has two blacks, a latino a white person and an asian.
in an anti-white industry that is increasingly becoming more anti-White and more non-White.
>You can't replace one of the main character's with a white person because they're brother and sister
they're now step siblings. hope one of them doesn't get caught in the washer
> All these races already exist in the US and have been there for quite some time.
The USA was 95% white as recently as the 1950s.
>Rush Hour had a chinese and a black person as main characters for example.
But it wasn't implicitly anti-white and woke unlike virtually everything currently being released.
>Peele wanted a white actor
Singular, I'm sure. but Peele is already well known for making anti-white films.
>meaning he doesn't actually have some wypypo hate.
He just wants to put white people in their place.
The progressives are indeed hypocritical, you don't need to explain that to me.
Currently a full blown replacement is happening in many countries yes. Jordan Peele movies don't have anything to with that, at worst they're merely a symptom. This board overstates his influence. I don't even think he's anti-white, his only openly anti-white stance was that he won't cast white actors in his films anymore or something on major roles but he proceeded to cast a white actor on a major role in Nope so you see how much weight his words have, he's an edgelord.
I don't know about 95% exactly but yes up untill the 50s there weren't as many black people there. Nope doesn't take place in the 50s tho.
And Nope also isn't anti-white. It's about reckless exploitation of wild nature.
Get Out is the only excplicitly racial film he made and the white people there didn't hate black people but liked them so much they wanted to become black, it's a jab on obsessed liberal crowd.
>in their place
What place? Another white actor in the film plays an important role, he literally operates all the equipment needed to capture the footage of the aliens, the main characters wouldn't be able to do shit without him.
>blahblahblahshillshillshill
Still not gonna watch the Black from space movie bro.
That's okay I am not asking you to watch it.
But hopefully you do stop spewing easily refutable nonsense.
I don’t watch movies made after 1995
I’m not reading all that. Left can’t meme.
Also you seem to seethe hard at anyone who disagrees with the details of your political stance.
I oppose mass immigration and purposeful replacement of the population.
But I also don't care if a black person makes a film with blacks and an asian especially if these people do indeed exist in the country and the film itself is not historical, not a raceswap remake and is not supposed to represent some sort of majority but is just a confined story about specific people. It's not like the film takes place in Japan or Poland where actually seeing an asian or a black or especially a latino is indeed a massive rarity.
Why give money or attention to people that hate whites, why help hostile ethnic groups by consuming or hyping their culture?
Still not watching it lol, last thing, LAST thing I wanna see is sweaty blacks in HD. Every webm I've seen of these characters looks like you can smell them a mile away.
I don't rememer telling you to go see it
Good, less of you cry baby homosexuals the better and the cast was literally 5 people you homosexual. 2 blacks, 1 asian, 1 hispanic?, and 1 white guy. Everyone else is a literal who on the screen for 2 mins.
>Good, less of you cry baby homosexuals the better
You mean less people who oppose the brainwashing propaganda you support?
>and the cast was literally 5 people you homosexual.
There are certainly more than 5 people in the movie, you're talking about main cast. Big difference.
>blacks, 1 asian, 1 hispanic?, and 1 white guy.
See? Whites are a minority in this movie. Why do you support that?
I support anything that makes gays like you cry and seethe.
Opposing banana peele movies make you cry though
no, it's about not exploiting dangerous animals you have no control over, because they can and will eventually kill you. It's an anti-zoo film handled stupidly, but the premise is neat
A chimp on a TV show chimps out and kills humans because it's being exploited, except for one kid who it fist bumps.
Cut to: the kid as an adult, grown up. There's a UFO flying around that seemingly abducts people. Now an adult, he thinks he knows how to handle danger, so allows the UFO to abduct a horse in a public display.
Turns out the UFO is not a UFO but a predatory sky squid of unknown origin that kills and eats anything that has a face, and just looks like a flying saucer when it is in stealth mode/hunting.
It kills and eats everyone at the guys show because they see it. The guy's arrogance kills him. It is now up to the black protagonists to kill the creature, which they do. They kill it with a balloon.
the whole plot sounds like shit but
>They kill it with a balloon
this is even more shittier
>a predatory sky squid of unknown origin that kills and eats anything that has a face
did any of the horses the characters ride get eaten? There was also a point in the trailer where it looked like time got frozen, and even had a horse upside-down. Was that explained?
A few horses get eaten, you can read the Wikipedia synposis if you want it has pretty much everything.
Just did
>no explanation about the lady with the weird face
>no explanation about how a balloon was able to kill it, a fricking alien. the balloon just randomly explodes
>theme is 'don't use nature for profit', the black characters use the recordings for money at the end, while the white and the chinese(?) guy die doing so
Damn it's almost like there's a whole movie that was made around this Wikipedia page that explains literally every part of this post, here king you dropped this
The article doesn't explain the lady part, it left her out.
>a chimpanzee named Gordy suddenly attacks the actors on the soundstage for the television show Gordy's Home. The show's youngest actor, Ricky "Jupe" Park, hides and witnesses the brutal ordeal,
Makes more sense, thanks
>Theme is more than just don't use nature for progit it's more of a reckless use and underestimation of nature.
Got confused, wiki pointed out "OJ tries to keep the business afloat and maintain his father's legacy, while Em seeks fame and fortune in Hollywood. "
Peele's movies after Get Out sullied me, Get Out race things works for the plot and can be just happenstance ala Skeleton Key.
The plot sounds weird in pieces I just can't place, is it a cause of good idea, okay/bad execution?
Correct, the article doesn't. The movie does. See, we watch movies here on Cinemaphile. And those movies contain allllll these scenes, and allll these scenes have information in them, and when someone writes a Wikipedia page about a movie they have to leave allllll that information out because then they wouldn't be writing a summary. They'd be writing the movie.
Watch a movie sometime. They're quite informative.
Not him but not everyone wants to pay for that which they might not like, tou sound like an actual shill some people in this thread complained about, someone wants to get spoiled so spoil it.
Nope is pretty straqightforward, much less cryptic than US. People in the film mess with the wilde life recklessly and get fricked over that. The monkey was directly exploited but the UFO was provoked, so it's not about exploitation specifically but about generally any reckless interaction.
So it's a lukewarm version of jurassic park
Kinda I guess. But more comedy and it's a weird giant ayyy creature instead of dinos.
I'd argue JP has more comedic elements to it than Nope does. This seems surprisingly somber and interested in going for raw scares than his previous two movies, all the comedy seemed pretty well contained in between setpieces.
i haven't seen JP for a long time
also JP also has elements of borderline playing God but Peele was going more for don't frick with dangerous wild
JP is a "big environmental message" movie cautioning against not respecting technology that changes the world. Nope is more a commentary on "hey, play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in regards to the modern mentality that because everyone has a camera in their pocket nowadays we're all trying to capture our moment of fame and get rich off it and for every viral video out there there's another that never got seen because the person who shot it was a dumbass who got themselves eaten by a tiger or something.
She's the asian guy's co-star that got their face ripped off by the chimp. That's it. The alien shoved the balloon in it's mouth and tried to eat it and it blew up. It didn't enjoy having a fake horse in it's windpipe(?), so a giant balloon that's almost it's size blowing up probably would do some damage.
The lady with a weird face is a co-star of Jupe who got attacked by the monkey but survived.
Yeah, it's kinda stupid with a balloon but not really relevant. Helium reacted with something in the alien or shit like that.
Theme is more than just don't use nature for progit it's more of a reckless use and underestimation of nature. I mentioned in the thread before, it's like that idiot from Grizzly Man who got himself and girlfriend killed IRL because he treated bears like pets.
The main white character is still alive schizo. He'll be cashing in as well.
The cinematographer is white and he died, the other guy is latino. But it doesn't really matter, I think people are overanylizing that part because of Peele's race meme. Plenty of blacks die too, like the father and the people in the audience.
The white cinematographer was also the most Chad character in the movie, spent his entire life in pursuit of the perfect shot which he came to understand through a lifetime of shooting predatory animals meant it would ultimately be something he'd have to die to achieve--man goes out like a boss filming it on a hand-crank camera the whole time
I watched it today. By the end, I envied that audience.
Time doesn't get frozen, that was a statue of a horse which actually ends up playing a big part in revealing that the UFO is a living creature
I don't think anyone in this thread is saying that, if not link me to it. The movie isn't about that. It's about the ruthlessness of a different type of creature or animal that also lives with us in this universe. They prey on us. Most people call them aliens, here we just call them Black folk.
>Anon expects /tvpol/ to be right.
The chimp stuff is his frick white people scene, it feels shoved in, the movie isn't really about that but its clear the dude doesn't like whites. The movie is about not controlling nature or something.
the original leak made it to be an anti white scene but it's obvious from the film he uses it as a parallel on how people tret wild nature thinking it won't strike back because you know it's a wild fricking animal, it's also shows that because the monkey acted normal near Yeun's character he didn't learn anything and then used the UFO for his show which ended with now the alien going bananas and eating everyone
Its Jordan Peele dude, maybe another director you can say that but its clear what the intention behind that scene is. This is a guy who actively says he wants to do less work with whites, which don't get me wrong he is free to say, if he wants to be around blacks well that's how he is, not my business.
i'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt here honestly, the script was written when the actor playing Jupe was white
>he wants to do less work with whites
he wants to give non-white actors more leading opportunities
oh jordan
Were the aliens racist?
Watched the trailer, its obviously made for black people judging by the cast. OP should lead with that information, would make this thread redundant.
unironically the best character in the movie. i'd kill to have a voice like that.
when the rest of Cinemaphile sees this movie this guy is gonna be memed/worshipped.
I'll just watch him in the crow or robin hood prince of thieves.
>when the rest of Cinemaphile sees this movie this guy is gonna be memed/worshipped
you mean actual literal zoomers who have never seen The Crow or known anything but mumble rap in the charts?
That homosexual was a moronic schizo that ruined everything and almost got them all killed.
>wypipo bad and stupid
>blacks smart and brave
This movie was so fricking boring. Not scary whatsoever, stupid plot with gaping plot holes all over the place and horribly written characters. Complete waste of Keith David, too. There's really not even any wokeshit in it. It's just sleep-inducing. I had a feeling after the shitpile that was Us I shouldn't watch any more Jordan Peele movies, but I didn't learn my lesson. Welp, now I did.
Except for this, yeah I guess there is kinda some wokeshit, in the sense that Peele tends to make white characters act like complete morons. Anyhow it sucked dick and I regret spending money to see it.
the ufo stuff has some weird aryan/nazi connections i hope peele revisits the topic in another movie and exposes the ridiculous and racist nature of the whole thing.
the first mass reported american ufo abduction case was the fbi hiring some kkk guys to kidnap and torture an interracial couple in like the 1950s to frick with them because they were active communists. look it up - betty and barney hill.
grow up;)
I’m not going to see it because I don’t like to be startled so don’t like scary movies period.
Look guys, I hate blacks too. But damn this movie is good. If we all go to see, maybe even buy multiple seats and see it multiple times (I'm on my 4th viewing tonight), we may be able to beat top gun. Wouldn't that be the greatest "troll" or "acceleration" if thats your thing? Will you join me?
I’m from pol (no gf, no job, don’t lift weights, the works) and even I enjoyed this movie. Pretty good casting too
Must have struck a nerve.
I'm going to buy a ticket to top gun, go into the Nope theater, and play on my phone and talk during the movie
AH AH AH AAH
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wtf is this?
sahaquiel
A bad junji ito ripoff
Dude can't not be a weeb for five whole minutes?
Any pictures of the UFO creature?
it's full form
The chimp stuff really overshadows the whole movie, its so different it feels like a scene from a different (better) movie. By the end the movie is just going through the motions.
Does the chimp represent Ns?
I don't think he's comparing blacks to chimps, but that whole subplot is meant as a frick you to whites because the chimp only goes after whites. Which ok i mean it Peele, his distaste for whites isn't exactly a secret but still he could made a whole movie from that premise and it might have been a better movie than his ufo stuff. So chimp stuff feels less like an analogy and more like a random frick you scene.
the role was written for Jesse Plemons who is white but he he wasn't able to play in the film
My dumbass thought that the chimp scene was just a really long logo for monkey's paw at first.
>Jordan Peele literally got away with making a movie about a biblical angel eating people and filtered all of Cinemaphile by tricking them into thinking it was Get Out 3
Depriving yourselves of some top shelf alien horror here lads
>tricking them into thinking it was Get Out 3
only a moronic racist would think that
you have to admit Peele wypypo memes are funny, especially since he did write and produce shit like new Candyman and Lovecraft Country
but trying to make Nope to be Get Out 3 unironically is moronic
>filtered all of Cinemaphile
Exactly, friend
WHY PEPO: AHHHHH!
Directed by Jordan Peele
I would hope this leads to a resurgence of goofy horror films. I'd like to see Jordan Peele do a take on Gremlins.
It's so bad it's good
I honestly just don't like blacks enough to give any money to them. Is that bad?
Better than Us and Get Out at least, he's getting better.
Remember when everyone hated blacks in 2010? Now everyone loves and worships them only a decade later? What happened? I want to go back
>everyone hated blacks in 2010
just you, cumskin
Gordy did nothing wrong
>/tvpol/ in absolute shambles, meltdown initiated, another swing and a miss for those plucky fascists
holy frick Peele sisters, I can’t STAND all this winning
someone post the audience massacre scene
So I watched Grace Randolph's review for spoilers and she said the scene where the alien eats the people who came to the show looks really surreal and shows the insides of the ship?
Is that true? How does it look?
Really fricking spooky. Like, it doesn't show much of anything at all, pretty much just "what it's like to be inside a digestive tract", and it's just the sounds more than anything that frick you up.
This scene was great. They got sucked up and a woman inside was screaming side. Looked claustrophobic. I wanted more scenes like that. Probably one of my favorite shots.
Here it is
https://www.tiktok.com/@whysoserious420_/video/7123126313925446958?_t=8UCN6XwuDLa&_r=1
voregays gonna get a blast
>#foryou
What was the point of the shoe?
This is shill bot thread. It's creepy reading these posts.
>This is shill bot thread
looks like another broken chud, how does Peele effortlessly cause so much seething?
>muh bots
hey chud, its time for you to …. Get Out
I cant imagine having an issue with Jordan Peele movies. We said for years that blacks should make their own shit rather than expecting to be injected into existing franchises or race-swapping legacy characters.
Peele is creating his own shit and leaving existing shit alone. Isn't this what we wanted?
No I want blacks to not exist at all.
Should have picked the cotton yourself then
Unfortunately I wasn't alive 300 years ago but yes, I agree we should have just tended to our own shit and not had slaves in the first place. Bringing them over was the first mistake. Freeing them and letting them stay was the second. If we hadn't loaded them onto ships they never would have set foot outside of Africa (and that's a good thing).
>we
Shut up.
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>he wants to give non-white actors more leading opportunities
The hilarious part of this is how you typed it somehow thinking you were dunking on him and not actually saying something positive
How tf are they going to make a Halloween Horror Nights house out of this?
It has Blacks in it they're scary enough on their own. Just put a few of those around and any reasonable person will check their belongings and feel on edge.
Chuck Testa
so many bots
what are trying to accomplish exactly
No you didn’t.
>Black folk trade the lives of 41 people so that they can get rich
what did peele mean by this?
im not even exaggerating here, nobody other than angel gives a shit that the ufo kills people and needs to be stopped, all the two blacks want to do is get their video still, not warning a crowd event that they knew was gonna happen days earlier that there was something going on in the valley.