Godzilla Minus One: No English Dub

Idiots at Toho aren't releasing an English dub for Godzilla Minus One. The first G movie ever that didn't get an English Dub.

Why is Toho so fucking retarded? Nobody except permavirgin weebs wants to watch Godzilla in the awful Japanese language, which sounds like somebody choking to death.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subs>dubs
    The only time this isn't the case is dragonball and that's only because grandma goku is cancer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to movie
      >end up reading the entire time
      >the subs spoil all the jokes, all the scares, and half the plot for anybody who can read at a normal pace
      Subtitles are absolute AIDS unless you're a brainlet who reads at 5 wpm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. My grandmother needs subtitles. We watched a Seinfeld ep together and all the jokes were totally ruined by the subs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shitfeld isn't funny to begin with

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >autistic weeb can't into normal humor
            Many such cases.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >YOU DON'T LIKE MUH FAVORITE NORMIESHIT BOOMERSLOP?!? YOU MUST BE AUTISTIC!!!!
              Seethe more NPC, Shitfeld is israeli garbage

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spaniard here.

          Have been my entire life watching subbed animes, series and movies. tbh, much more in english and japanese than my own language.

          So why burgers, when confronted to a subbed foreign movie, act like Rachel from Friends?

          Come on, putos...

          Your gradma is watching lame telenovelas from Turkey.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            American here. The average American can't read fast enough to keep up with subs. You think I'm exaggerating but it's true.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you watch old italian movies or japanese samurai movies dubbed as well? Such a brainless anti-art mentality.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, the only non-English movies I ever watch are Godzilla movies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's extremely sad. I pity you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based OP

        Subtitle fags are the worst. They absolutely ruin the movie for the reasons explained. They ruin the pace and dramatic and comedic moments.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still better than shitty low budget voice actors and dialogue that's obviously not matching lips.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a slow reader?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Watch everything with subs because audio is mixed so retardedly now
        >Read so fast that subtitles ruin everything
        Can't win bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weeb freak demands subtitles
      We get it. Japanese dudes talking in their horrid language makes you get a boner. The rest of us would rather watch Rosie O'Donnell change a tampon than listen to that awful shit language.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >go to movie
          >end up reading the entire time
          >the subs spoil all the jokes, all the scares, and half the plot for anybody who can read at a normal pace
          Subtitles are absolute AIDS unless you're a brainlet who reads at 5 wpm.

          Subtitles are for deaf people. If you're not deaf but you want subtitles, you're just as gay as that transdog freak who froze his hands off to make paws.

          >autistic weeb can't into normal humor
          Many such cases.

          >weeb freak demands subtitles
          We get it. Japanese dudes talking in their horrid language makes you get a boner. The rest of us would rather watch Rosie O'Donnell change a tampon than listen to that awful shit language.

          If you prefer dubs you are unironically a tranny just like me.
          t. tranny that prefers dubs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All I got out of this is that you have thought about Rosie O'Donnell changing tampons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we all have, now.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    awww the american can't read!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not american and you will never be white

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a normie who isn't a Kaiju freak but still watches every Godzilla in theatres because they're fun and I loved the 1997(?) one, I won't be bothered going lol. rip

      Yeah sure, shit on people but this just hurts the box office and likelihood of future movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess you didn’t see Shin Godzilla in theaters then, Mr. Godzilla fan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never said I was a Godzilla fan you dumb nagger

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not being a Godzilla fan is the #1 symptom of being a dumb nagger. #themoreyouknow

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anon

      92% of US adults having almost "Level 1" literacy in 2014 while Nationally, over 20% of adult Americans have a literacy proficiency at or below Level 1.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subtitles are for deaf people. If you're not deaf but you want subtitles, you're just as gay as that transdog freak who froze his hands off to make paws.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck are you talking about
      please get off the internet and go outside

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe some american studio will dub over it ala the original overdub with Raymond Burr
    I hope it's that Chris guy that does lots of things.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited to watch it in Japanese & then again when dubbed. 🙂
    I watch Godzilla stuff in Japanese when alone, but in English when with other people.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dubbing is laughable and stupid. The movie clearly wants to be taken more seriously than the goofy, shitty 60's and 70's Godzilla movies that were all dubbed.

    They should have just made the movie in English to begin with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese people should make the movies made for Japanese people that will be released within Japan... in English

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japan is our vassal. So, yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, ok. Maybe you should go back to painting some maps on your computer. Mmkay?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's such a brainlet he can't read and watch a movie at the same time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Subs ruin the dramatic tension in a movie. I know what's about to happen 90% of the time because I instantly read the subs.

      You must be a retard who reads three words a minute, which means you don't have that problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. If you've been watching movies since you were a child you would have known how to read it at the exact speed the actor says the line in his language.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only given 1 subbed movie shit before and that was because the typing was physically fucking tiny.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt as the voice of Godzilla
    Jack Black as japanese man
    Florence pugh as japanese woman

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henry G. Saperstein is a hero to true Godzilla fans. Dude gave America some of the best G films ever made.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, hopefully it's going to be all action and no stupid fucking diatribes. Hopefully I won't leave thinking "two wasn't enough".

    ;A; pls

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, now i don’t want any non-Japanese actors or producers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla movies are best when they have one Anglo actor in them that gets dubbed over in Japanese.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best G movie

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind subs personally but I probably won't see the movie in theaters and I don't think many other Americans will either.

    Nobody is taking their non-weeb friends or girlfriends to a subtitled movie at a cinema.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me and two non-fans are going to the IMAX on the 29th. Pic related is how many seats are sold right now. Tickets were $20ea after fees...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The showing of Shin Godzilla at my AMC was packed, it was subtitled.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As an American I don't care. I'm more than fine to read subtitles. Only europoors complain about this.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DubSissies seething and crying because they have to read
    You LOVE to see it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dubfags get the rope, no matter the media.

      Get fucked dubshitters, learn to read

      ESL's ecstatic they can participate in the convo lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        American English (Real English) is my first language bucko

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pedro, pls.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the correct artistic choice but it seems like leaving money on the table - or have the US VA unions gotten to full of themselves that they cost more than they're worth?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "correct artistic choice"

      Go back to R*ddit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dubfags get the rope, no matter the media.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get fucked dubshitters, learn to read

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subfags are the same people who said that Christopher Nolan was "based" for making half the speech in his films totally unintelligible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christopher Nolan is my dad so you better watch your filthy mouth.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at least no one has said the n word yet
    Pretty good thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nagasaki?
      Nuclear?
      oxygeN Destroyer?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is that a problem? I mean, nobody actually prefers to watch foreign movies with terrible dubs, do they? I honestly find even the mere thought that such people might exist vaguely disquieting.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >minus one about to filter the pleb en masse
    Holy based, how can the monsterverse trash even compete?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be subfag
    >can watch thousands of subtitled kinos from every era of every culture and appreciate their actors' performance, intonation and delivery in the moment, as intended by the director
    >be dubfag
    >can only watch shitty mainstream flicks dubbed by some second-rate voice "actor" reading lines off a paper

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is some wild contrarianism. Are you really THAT mad over not getting an english dub? I thought people here hated dubs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought people here hated dubs?

      They love (you)s more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But have you seen these dubs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla dubs are known for being horrendous. I have seen most of them, such as the first Mothra one. Have you?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No English Dub
    Still watching.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TEST DEEZ NUTS nagger homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOW DARE YOU SAY THE N WORD!!!

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually look at world map to see which countries prefer dubbing and which prefer subbing, you will notice it will be very similar to a map which shows low IQ countries and high IQ countries in different colors, with the exception of Asia, and that is probably due to their writing systems being unsuited for subtitles.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not like the monsters talk, who the fuck cares about the human subplots. Watch the sub and turn off subtitles, you already know what's going on and what everyone is saying from context and familiarity with these kinds of movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not like the monsters talk

      Who is gonna tell him?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who is gonna tell him?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Isn't it the literal opposite?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is shin Godzilla good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes.

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