Godzilla x Kong The New Empire

Great dumb monster movie, had a lot of fights. Hope they do another one.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would hope that

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're a team lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope they fight another duo in the next movie. It's a fun format.

      Didn't they fight already in the last movie?
      Maybe they should like do movies with some other giant animals sometimes.

      They team up in this one to fight other monsters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Arent Legendary about to lose the Godzilla license? I thought thats why they keep making Godzilla more gay and propping Kong up as the real shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Toho and Legendary renewed the license after Godzilla vs Kong. Originally it was going to be gone before this movie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They prop up Kong because Skull Island overall outgrossed 2014 and easily outgrossed KOTM.

          Wingard was even going to direct Skull Island when it was originally a Jackson King Kong prequel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            skull island is a weird beast, it clearly has some cool moments that could make a GREAT movie but there's so much else about it that fricking sucks dick

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Skull Island is dumb but kino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah this movie is actually the second top-grossing movie to Skull Island several years since they've been trying to chase that success. Cope you dumb b***h.

          Hope they fight another duo in the next movie. It's a fun format.
          [...]
          They team up in this one to fight other monsters.

          It's too bad they can't keep the ongoing frenemy relationship because I love the concept of Godzilla wanting Kong to stay in his lane underground, seems like they're full on pals at the end of GxK though.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they fight already in the last movie?
    Maybe they should like do movies with some other giant animals sometimes.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im not a "real godzilla" fan because I hate all the moronic Saturday Night RASSLEMANIA monster movies and think theyre a betrayal of what makes Godzilla compelling in the first place. There is not one good Legendary Godzilla movie and they literally get worse with each next one

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The monster stuff was alright, but anytime- A N Y T I M E- there was a cut to the human's bullshit, I rolled my goddamned eyes.

    Especially when the little deaf girl just like, floats down in a cloud of light all triumphantly like she fricking did anything.

    But yeah, I liked it for the most part. Especially when Kong starts swingin' little buddy around like a club

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will the dvd release come out? I want to watch it and its not in theaters

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seems like this would be even worse garbage than a bad marvel film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's much better than a Marvel movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It WAS a Marvel movie, are you fricking kidding? The guy in the hover craft/jet or whatever it was flying around defying physics, and playing B-Side 80's music.

        I almost think that they took a rejected marvel movie script and said "Add giant monsters".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how its been since kotm
          >DOOD LETS GET SYSTEM OF A DOWN TO COVER GODZILLA
          >DOOD LETS ADD QUIPS

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            KOTM and GvsK is quippy, this movie wasn't even quippy despite the characters being goofy. You're just a homosexual.

            It WAS a Marvel movie, are you fricking kidding? The guy in the hover craft/jet or whatever it was flying around defying physics, and playing B-Side 80's music.

            I almost think that they took a rejected marvel movie script and said "Add giant monsters".

            Let's add this to the list of shit that Godzilla fans suddenly care about
            >human stories more than giants monsters
            >realistic plane physics
            You guys rule, so awesome.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >LIKE THE MOVIE!!!!!!
              mogged by minus 1 which was borderline impossible for the west to watch until last week

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah you don't have to like the movie, I get it, maybe just stop being a homosexual and lying about the content because you're an over-emotional moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youre the one flying off the handle here, relax, its shlock

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Both movies were good. Never thought the Godzilla franchise would be at a point like this again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >point like this again
                When was it ever like this before? Braindead moronic american movies coming out alongside more serious and experimental Japanese movies?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >When was it ever like this before?
                Millennium era had regular releases with varied tones. GxK is like Final Wars and Minus One is like GMK.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                eh, the jap movies that paired with Matthew Brodericks Godzilla movie were far more Power Rangers and far less Shin Goji or Minus One. sure the earth is in danger of total annihilation but youve still got badguys doing choreographed sentai movies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >were far more Power Rangers
                It's the other way around, Power Rangers is like Godzilla. Godzilla created tokusatsu.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah sure whatever, all Im saying is the Jap films werent experimental. They were candy, no film that features Goji fighting Zilly set to Sum41 can lay claim to the term "Experimental"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                GMK was more "experimental" than Minus One.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >GxK is like Final Wars
                That is an insult to Final Wars and you know it. Final Wars actually had properly choreographed battles, amazing special effects, and characters that went through actual development throughout the story. It was a return to a more Showa-esque style plot, but it clearly was still taking itself rather seriously like the rest of the Millennium era films with scenes like the opening, the old man explaining Godzilla's rage, and the Oozaki's emotional turmoil.

                Godzilla Final Wars is 10x the kino and actually functions as a good movie in its own right, being an action-packed monster adventure with stunning special effects. If the monsterverse were all as good as Final Wars, no one would even entertain the notion that the American films "don't get it" or "don't do Godzilla justice," because Final Wars does.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Listen kid, there are two things you didn't know about the Earth. One is me. And the other is... Godzilla.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Captain Gordon is fricking cool.
                >Empty your guns. This is it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do have to agree on this, the fact Godzilla (and all the monster in that universe) are getting popular again and getting attention is exciting, and for the most part, they're giving me (specifically) everything I want in giant monster movies.

                I mean, Kong used the little monkey dude as a fricking sledge. Love it.

                And the scene when Kong comes out of middle earth and Godzilla is all "I thought I told you to stay in your hole!" and Kong goes "Wait! I have something to tell you! You need to help me save the world!" and then Mothra is like "Silly boys, stop fighting over my bugussi" Pure fricking kino

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hello Adam Wingard. No, I don't like Kong more than Godzilla, so would you please stop trying so hard to make him a character, and just make a proper monster movie?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Nobody ever said I like Kong more than Godzilla. Don't be putting words in my mouth. I would have been just fine if Godzilla drilled and atomic breath blast into Kong's gorilla butthole in GvK, but we all know that wouldn't (and won't ever) happen, so.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Godzilla is quickly becoming one of the most popular characters in the world again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >System of a Down cover of Godzilla
            >something played during the credits
            >versus something run into the ground THROUGHOUT THE RUNTIME OF THE MOVIE
            That isn't the same at all.

            I will give you that KotM was quippy, though.

            KOTM and GvsK is quippy, this movie wasn't even quippy despite the characters being goofy. You're just a homosexual.
            [...]
            Let's add this to the list of shit that Godzilla fans suddenly care about
            >human stories more than giants monsters
            >realistic plane physics
            You guys rule, so awesome.

            No, no, you're misinterpreting my post: I don't give a rat's ass about the physics, or the ship, or the human plot in general, just that it is so far beyond disjointed (especially when compared to any of the other movies plots) that it really does seem like they made all the CG stuff then went "Here's a script, add it to the movie in post" for the human shit.

            And again, that they basically took a reject Guardians of the Galaxy scrip and slapped that in, too. "I Was Made for Loving You" has no reason to be in the movie other than some executive suit went "Well, it works for Guardians of the Galaxy, and I want that kinda box office"

            All in all, I did enjoy the movie, but they REALLY gave up on trying to make the human side of the movie even remotely worthwhile, and just wasted money on it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as soon as one singular human is on screen it goes from high budget monster kino to Asylum film who the frick wrote this shit.
      I know moron Hollywood execs basically make a bunch of cool video game cutscenes and then they have to make a human narrative that fits between those but holy shit its so bad and hasnt been even passable since 2014, and no Im not saying 2014s humans were good

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna know why they KEEP using the "Godzilla is powering up by siphoning *insert power source*" and how they're going to keep it interesting.

    It worked in KotM because, well, they had the emotional aspect, he lost his frickin' girlfriend, so he was pissed. But also they just made it cool as frick.

    In GxK it was really fricking lame, and didn't really do anything other than turn his spikes and atomic breath a technicolor purple/pink.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he gets another power-up in the next movie. It's like Dragon Ball at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh me, too. I just don't know how they're going to make it interesting if, in this one, it was just... put in there to justify a color change so it would actually show up on screen (since most of the fights are in broad daylight and blue atomic breath wouldn't show up so well on a blue sky)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many slow motion shots were in their fight?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst thing they did in this series was perma kill of Ghidorah. They couldnt even make mecha ghidorah, its pathetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The shitty Netflix anime had some cool Ghidorah elements despite being dogshit where Ghidorah was like a metaphysical beast which I thought was cool. Legendary Ghidorah is such a jobber they completely fricked him. He should have been more eldritch and scary, but instead hes just three headed Godzilla who gets buttfricked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see this, this to me is frickin sick and gives Ghidorah distinct elements that make him more than just yellow flying Godzilla. Imagine miles and miles of ghidorah neck crowding the sky. Maybe even cover Godzilla in a cocoon of Ghidorah necks that he bites and blasts his way out of. Thatd look super cool I think, versus Godzilla boxing match thats over in 10 seconds
        >but thats not Ghidorah
        and Godzillas characterization is not faithful to OG Goji, get over it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The shitty Netflix
        I actually kinda like the second one, it felt like a huge step up from the first one, and Haruo being armed with a Mobile Suit Gundam with the goal of revenge on Godzilla actually got me somewhat invested into the characters and where the story was going. Plus the music was radical.

        The the third one came and completely dropped everything the second one set up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didnt like it by virtue of Godzilla being practically unmoving jpeg tier. They all have this annoying shit of Godzilla being little more than a drag and drop image with smoke effects. He barely does anything, even in scenes where hes the star.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I didnt like it by virtue of Godzilla being practically unmoving jpeg tier.
            Yeah, but that's what I liked about the second one. Right at the end, after shit hits the fan, Haruo looks at Godzilla and it zooms in oon him, and he comes off as malevolent and like he's enjoying their suffering. It finally felt like he started becoming a more interesting and dynamic villain for the heroes to face off against.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ill give you that. Goji is always at his best when he is straight up fricking evil/uncaring God of Death. The second a human goes "YEAH, YOU GO GODZILLA, IM ROOTING FOR YOU!" I tune out a bit. I get that lesser evil is better than greater evil, but this homie has killed every single thing youve ever loved. Hold the applause for 5 frickin minutes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ghidorah, The Three Headed Jobber

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To make it worse, they made mecha king ghidorah into mechagodzilla and gave mechagodzilla a shitty design. He didn't even shoot one missile. Zero soul

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEST GODZILLA MOVIE BY FAR!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, wrong pic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, wrong pic.

      the original will always be the best, by far, simply because it qualifies as a real film and not simply a popcorn monster movie
      not to say the others are bad, but their merits don't make them equal to the original

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would extend "not simply a popcorn monster movie" to more than the original, but the original absolutely is the most poignant in terms of message, and serves as an amazing little window into post-war Tokyo culture. The fact that it was even made is frankly a miracle, and it belongs on "greatest of all time" lists next to films like Citizen Kane and Seven Samurai.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking cried when small godzilla got killed and daddy godzilla melted down out of sheer rage and sorrow

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am tired of pretending Godzilla x Kong The New Empire is not pure slop KINO.
    I fricking loved it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rio flattened
      >100s of 1000s of casualties
      Were ice-lizard and the other monkey the good guys?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its good but legendary is sucking off Kong again with this installment
      ape fatigue is real

      Kong fatigue is real. Give me Godzilla.

      this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kong fatigue is real. Give me Godzilla.

        Monsterverse Kong is very likeable. Is he technically King Kong now? He beat star king

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's what they say about him after every movie. He's getting boring as well that's what he's becoming.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kong fatigue is real. Give me Godzilla.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will godzillla and kong fight next? When will we see space godzilla kinoslop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want Gigan. The director supposedly wants to do Hedorah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope they just Godzilla his own movie next time but it was absolutely delicious this round.

        Since Godzilla and Kong rule over seperate domains its more likely that Godzilla will get his own movie again. It wont be an unfair 3v1 if Kong is underground and Mothra just provides support again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kong will be in the movie which is worrying because he requires less effort than Godzilla so the writers may feel compelled to give him a bigger role than Godzilla received in GVK and GxK.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they just Godzilla his own movie next time but it was absolutely delicious this round.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    american slop reached new lows

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What Mortal Kombat fatality do you think we'll see in the next movie? So far we've had:
    >Godzilla's kiss of death
    >Kong pulling a Skull Crawler's guts out
    >Ghidorah getting partially eaten and vaporized
    >Kong ripping a monster's head off and drinking the blood
    >Skull Crawler getting laterally cut in half
    >Mechagodzilla getting his spine ripped out
    >Scar King getting Sub-Zero's ice shatter fatality

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