Gonna have me a nice sunday night 'za and watch The Batman
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Im going to have sex with your mom and watch Superman
i'm gonna have sex with superman and your mom's gonna watch
Are you me?
I’m gonna reddit and you’re gonna reddit while I make reddit comments. LE PUN LE REVERSAL
>>He doesn’t know
Lurk moar
Kys
Your mom's gonna have sex with a black man while I watch.
im going to watch you eat pizza out of supermans butthole while your mother fricks supermans armpit
I'm going to frick everyone sister in this thread and cum in your PIZZA
le heckin reverserinooo like plebbiy. look look mommmy i made a heckin recerse unooooko. frick off and die troony homosexual
I'm gonna watch your mom have sex with batman and maybe Superman will watch
sounds comfy
Hope you enjoy yourself. 🙂
bon appetit
extremely Bino pizza
have fun
>Zoomers will never know what it was like to get a pizza in on a comfy Friday night and play some N64 with your best friends
it's okay, old man. we know you only have felt happiness during that time but try to have fun in this sunday night.
You could have had it all, but you failed
It'll only get worse for each following generation too.
>here's your controller anon
>Get the shitty madcatz controller
>Still kick everyones ass
Literally better than sex.
That pic is gay as hell
You triggered zoomie
Only if you're a woman. Women, and people who think like women, cannot understand genuine companionship. To a woman, everything is seen as "what does this get me" so if they see men together then it's a "they want sex/romance from each other"
Why are there shoes everywhere
Because they took them off
But they’re in living room?
Yes?
Theres a deck to the right, so its safe to say they were probably outside at some point then came in to the living room.
if you don't take your shoes off before passing out you get dicks drawn all over your face.
>N64
>Not PS1
lol, fricking soi as hell tendie
All the good multiplayer games were on the n64 zoomer. I had both a N64 and a pirated PS1.
LMAO! Have fun coping with your 32.93 million N64's, tendie. Doesn't even come close to the 102.49 PS1's sold.
Underage b&
for me it was dreamcast and ps1, never had the n64
PS1 and Sega stuff were always the consoles for the poor kids with divorced parents.
so did dreamcast homie
dreamcast was expensive as frick compared to ps1 and n64 but I'll concede that my parents divorced not long after I got one and it was one of the first things they sold
>so did dreamcast homie
meant for
Yes but dreamcast also sold like shit.
I wouldnt have cared if I went to a friends and they had a dreamcast but it never happened.
When people think 4 player multiplayer in 99 they think of mario party and smash.
>Yes but dreamcast also sold like shit.
true
>When people think 4 player multiplayer in 99 they think of mario party and smash.
I never had an n64. I had one friend that had one and we just played 1v1 goldeneye
n64 had 4 controller ports, it was THE multiplayer console at the time.
You could actually get an expansion to make 4 ports on your ps1 but Ill concede that Nintendo always had better multiplayer games
Yeah dude kids these days will never experience eating the most popular food in the world while partaking in the most popular passtime for young people
You fricking moron
More like the most cringe time ever
I would get a pizza on a confy Friday night and play Xbox 360 with my best friends, is that the same?
yeah, you pass
Finally, some good looking pizza. I disagree with the ham, but understand it is a common topping.
Wears going on with that gif?
>Cheese isnt even cooked
vomit tier
za is my favourite scrabble word
where is the pineapple
looks like a pakishop tier pizza but sometimes that's all you need.
I'm gonna be eating roast, reading, and might get around to watching something old or pretentious on Criterion Channel.
excellent choice of toppings
Just feinted after pissing and now too scare to cook
Am I going to die?
Explain more
I don’t know, I woke up from a nap and went to piss and right after that I feinted
Sounds like you just stood up to fast anon, take things slower
I had this happen to me once, basically the exact same way.
Went to the doctor and they said I was fine and have never had it again. You were just pinching a nerve or blood vessel in your sleep then when you got up it all came flying back.
We must return to the world before Social media, we must
>'za
Pathetic
I miss having friends
I still have them they just live like 40 miles away and have other commitments. we play video games and meet up maybe 3 or 4 times a year.
Same for me bro, its so sad
I became lactose intolerant.
we still have borgers anon
>tfw as a teen could eat a large pizza easily
>Cant even finish half of it now without feeling ill
what the frick happened?
Try eating junk only occasionally (sometimes even months apart).
I do eat it occasionally because i cant even finish half the thing without feeling like im going to vomit, meanwhile 15 year old me would destroy that shit in minutes
Maybe you have serious health problems which are catching up with you?
Nah because i can eat endless clean food no problem, just stuff thats processed fatty shit my stomach just refuses
when I was going to the gym 3 x a week, I could eat like a pig without consequence. I became druk 2 years ago though and now I can only eat mouse portions of food.
>fellow DRUK bro
I love you
cheers homie, you too
what is druk?
Someone who drinks untill they cant fuction, aka kino
everything. nothing.
Same but with sugar.
I cant even drink a soda anymore without feeling like I should go brush my teeth. When I was 15 I would drink a whole 2 liter in a single day.
Going to cook up my halouni
I’ve been trying to make more like pizza by adding tomato and basil pesto but it’s still missing something
Maybe I’ll add some veggies or mozzarella this time
Update since you gays made me crave pizza
I fried some halloumi with baked mozzarella on top with basil, tomatoes and peppers
Pretty good but it still doesn’t scratch the pizza itch
Maybe I need to add something to mimic the crust
>I fried some halloumi
love me some squeaky cheese me
Not even joking i would give anything to have the RLM life, just having a couple bros who love watching funny shit and get together with you weekly to just drink
Fail bait
WHat is?
best chain pizza?
honestly i like papa johns the best
pizza hut is shit
dominos is okay
Im a bong so we have like nothing to pick from, although i have a local place that does solid pizza so its ok
I like Dominos the best of all the chain pizza places, but I usually order from local places. They just mog the hell out of any chain restaurant,
chain? dominoes I think here in bongland. however, a new independent place opened up for the same prices locally and it's way better so I order from there now
They're all ass. I haven't had a chain made pizza that tasted even half as good as the stuff I get from mom and pop style pizzerias. The chains massively overprice their crappy pizzas over here too, despite being objectively inferior to a fricking frozen pizza chucked in a pizza oven.
>objectively inferior to a fricking frozen pizza chucked in a pizza oven
being a poorgay, I often resort to buying a bunch of frozen margherita pizzas and just slapping my own ingredients on top before throwing them in the oven. works pretty well.
Get yourself a side loading air fryer like this one, you can get them pretty cheap these days. Give your frozen pizza a light spray of canola or olive oil and chuck it in @ 195 degrees for 8 minutes. It's amazing how they can make crappy frozens taste pretty damn good.
That's celcius by the way, so adjust for fahrenheit
This, air friers are fricking amazing for home made pizza
What the frick is an air frier? Seems like some hippy shit
When I fry I use beef lard or duck fat not air like some homosexual
lmao moron alert
>Some product reviewers find that regular convection ovens or convection toaster ovens produce better results,[3][4][1] or say that air frying is essentially the same as convection baking.[5]
Seems like a gay toaster oven for gays
Its ok anon, time to cope
>convection baking toaster blah blah blah
I don't know what that shit means, I only know that the shit that comes out of it tastes way better than my normal oven, that's good enough for me
But I have a toaster oven, this seems like the same thing just rebranded to sound healthier
Look it up and then join the 21st century, homie. I don't even use my gas oven anymore.
>cooking in lard
that's not good for you anon and I say this as someone that eats beef dripping sandwiches
I imagine people said the same shit about microwaves when they came out.
Yes I threw mine away
>Yes goy join the 21 century and eat the corn syrup and canola oil
No thanks, going to deep fry in beef tallow like god intended
Its a counter top convection oven. Basically a toaster oven with a supercharger. It is actually pretty handy especially if you only cook for 1 or 2 people or druk cook a mess of dino nuggets or pizza rolls.
>adding oil to frozen pizza
Before baking it? What's it do? Sounds interesting
Helps crisp up the toppings and the edge of the base, and adds to the flavor if you use olive oil. You lightly spray it on, and it seems to work best in a convection oven/"air fryer" that blows hot air down from the top.
I'm gonna try this, if it sucks I'm charging you for the fricking fryer, c**t
>spray oil
Don't use this btw, you're asking to get oil in your lungs and that's never good
>despite being objectively inferior to a fricking frozen pizza chucked in a pizza oven.
Speaking of which, I also like getting me a DiGiorno every now and then to save money. Same with Little Caesars. Far from being the best pizza, but it's hard to argue with $5 pizza.
Dominos is super consistent but boring. Hut is pretty shit, but probably the cheapest. PapaJohns is all over the place, occasionally it's really good though.
Nobody will agree with me but I like little caesars.
I agree with you Master Chief
i'm going to do the same but watch hot tub time machine and maybe hot tub time machine 2
>no jalapenos
Sissy.
Wasn't in the mood. I did have this personal pizza with jalepenos on it and it was the bomb.
Now thats a bino pizza
Acceptable.
Cold pizza the next day is the single greatest food of all time
My local pizza place makes the best Pizza in the world, your head would explode if you tasted it
Is it run by an angry old Chinese man?
I swear they make the best pizza
I literally just ordered a kebab based on seeing that pizza, because It made me hungry but you can't get good pizza at midnight here.
That looks like a good 'za.
>Use to be able to east endless junk food
If i eat any now my stomach just explodes and i get diaria
>Use to be able to drink litres of fizzy pop daily
If i drink more than a single 500ml bottle a day now i feel like someone placed a bomb inside me
>Use to be able to stay up untill 5am and function off just a few hours sleep
Now i'm in bed for 11 at the latest and need 8 solid hours or i feel like my brain wont switch on
I'm the same but I can still pull an all nighter. I definitely can not stay up 3 fricking days in a row like I used to when my friend would come over some weekends.
Start doing excercise. I'm getting close to 40 and I felt the same way until I started cardio and light lifting.
I always hated pop even from being a kid. think it's done me good in the long haul because I still don't like it. closest I can enjoy is sparkling water.
At 20 i felt like a stud, at 30 i feel like an ancient old man who is on his death bed
Frozen pizzas from Asda and Tesco are unironically better than Dominos or Pizza Hut
An anon after my own heart. I too enjoy the Sunday pid'zer. I'm gunna have a slice or two, a few cold beers, and check out Da Norfman.
do kids even play coputer games at the same screen now?
is 'split screen' still a thing? or is it all online??
I dont think anything but maybe some first party switch games come with split screen no.
I used to be able to eat junk food nonstop too. Then I started getting diarrhea and feeling sick. Long story short my gallbladder rotted inside my body and destroyed a bunch of my guts and damaged my liver and I almost died. I had to have 8 hours of major open surgery with multiple specialists working on repairing all the damage. I tell you this as a warning. Get your diet straight or it's going to frick you up. Stop eating poisonous garbage.
Sorry to about hear that. I hope you're feeling better.
Thanks for the advice but I will eat poisonous garbage every once in a while instead. Regulation is everything.
Everyone life peaks when you are a teen and you can never return
I was on a pretty happy upward trajectory until about 23 and then, I don't know what happened, I just felt better being drunk all the time. not even depressed, just love being druk.
become a sober chad, live life again
I love druk life. maybe I'll get bored in a few more years
Sober life slows things down, makes things feel again
Microdosing is sober+
sober from alcohol, sure
but
yeah
i don't 'crave' it, just every 2-3 days i see life in HD. the world is a beautiful place and i love exploring it. if there was a game you loved coming home and playing as a child (for me it was Zelda) that's how i feel about going outside now.
drukBlack person here. I'd like to try microdosing but the only place I can get shrooms is the darknet and it wasn't that long ago someone I know got arrested because his mail was getting intercepted for over a year by the pigs.
The seeds are legal so just buy that for “research” and grow it yourself
Google the uncle Ben method, it’s pretty easy now
Sorry not seeds, spore syringes
this is good it means you can just ship drugs to your enemies
kek
it's still a class A and treated no differently to dealing cocaine. I'm too much of a pussy to risk it. some homeless fricks might break into my shed and find it and then I'm fricked, that's how my brain works.
obviously set and setting are important for psychedelics but they help with this sort of thinking.
ego death is liberating because you realise you're not that 'important', but in a freeing way rather than a miserable way. your shed is safe!
>t. Homeless man looking for a jackpot
I’m on to you
I love you homosexuals
nah your pic says it all
developed alcoholism in my 20s
got into psychedelics in my 30s
don't deny the world is on fire or any of that stuff, but personally i am having an enjoyable time
>caring about what a woman thinks
Become a schizotypal chad and get some hobbies
Drawing and programming for me
My ex LOVED to complain about her exes so I guarantee you I'm living rent free in there
Nah thats just a gay cope so you can feel sorry for yourself. Plenty of people peak in their 20s 30s and even 40s
nice cope gay
>peaking in your teens
Yes, you did
No, my teens were the worst
Poor and in high school and like double prison
I’ll take having money and working from home any day of the week
cringe
Its commonly known men peak in their 30s and 40s anon. But hey if you want to mope about not being a dumb c**t teenager than be my guest
no
Sincerely hope the pizza is better and more digestible than the clunky, overly serious movie.
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You will never be a woman and you will never fry with air
You are an ugly man with a crotch wound and a convection oven
>you will never fry with air
Anon please tell me what you think an oven does.
Pizza is so fricking overrated
I miss been a kid old bros, it hurts
But why? Now I can order all the 'zas I want.
Pizza is cringe
Why are you in a 'za 'ead 'en
Something in the wayyyy
>east Za
>OMG PIZZA
Name a more reddit food.
Post food
How can you say that when bacon exists
Bacon is reddit. But Pizza is the most.
Black person jizz
hot
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He posted pizza not ice cream
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He posted pizza not dicky
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Getting old is horrifically scary, i just turned 30 and i feel ancient
I sometimes wander into the town centre after a few drinks and go to some clubs by my lonesome. the zoomers are always intrigued by me like I'm some wild animal because I still dress like I did 10 years ago. comfy still though because I can handle my booze better and dance with their ladies before disappearing and slaloming home. pic unrelated
choose literally any other movie
Too late. I'm almost done watching.
you should be ashamed of yourself
Anyone who calls pizzas a za is an insufferable queer
>t. za-less homo
Thank you for proving my point
I have a Za on the way bud literally
koreans still make the best pizza
i'd eat that if you know what i mean
reckon you could start spamming the troony threads, chink poster? would really up your cred around these parts
asian pizza is disgusting
they put shit like mayo, fish flakes, ketchup, sweet corn, durian, and much worse on it
Bout to whip up a bot of this shit and watch 1917.
>fortune ramen
Black person get fricking better shit than that. wtf do you live in a flyover state?
what do you recommend?
This but toss the hot pack and sub with vegetables and a can of fish.
not him but you can get some korean instant noodles that burn your ass to pieces. highly recommend
>ramen made in the usa
Grim
whatcu drinking Cinemaphile I got a bottle of wine left
you can take my sister pajeet. just give me a curryfu in return
I just want a curryfu. I'm going to sleep now. kill me if I wake up
I just had pizza