Good Black Spider-man Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous Uhmm, why can't we have this BLACK Spider-man?
Kek what if he shots while web swinging
Designated shitting city
it's nyc, could u tell any difference? they're sewers literally stinks up the city
He's Asian, /toon/ really need to stop calling brown skin Asians and Hispanics black
Shut up chud. He's black. Like actual black skin. Africans aren't the only black people in the world.
whats good about him?
when did black become all encompassing? indians arent called black in the states or india
When did black means african american?
Meaning african africans are not black?
theyre more black than their continental counterparts. africans have tribes and countries to source their lineage. black as a catch all traditionally is for the mixed and hybridized new worlders who cant directally source their history in the same way while providing a point of unity. i dont know how either indians or aboriginals got mixed up in this since they both have lineages to back up on. fairer skinned asians arent called white
>when did black become all encompassing
when it became a reason to hate people
Indians saying they're black is cope so they can participate in the BBC meme
It literally says "indian" Spider man in the file name, yeah Americans need to stop projecting their color coded races onto the rest of the planet, no one fucking cares.
Indians aren't asian they're literally the same phenotype as europeans
Well no one is going to call them white. Geographically they're Asian
>be me walking around the city minding my own business
>suddenly feel something land on my head
>touch my head and check my hand and see a brown substance
>look up in the sky to see spider-man, pants around his ankles, shitting as he swings around the city again
will this stop indians from complaining about how they don't get representation?
If the internet is to be believed all of india loves Snyder movies and none of them demand any Indians in them
It's weirder that Latinos don't get representation if anything despite how numerous they are in the US, except as drug gang goons lol
60% of /toon/ media these days is latinos.
He's extremely annoying
DESIGNATED WEBBING STREETS
>"IT'S CHAI, NOT CHAI TEA, YOU'RE SAYING TEA TEA"
[insert spider-india wojak]
street shitters are not asian
3rd largest country on the continent.
They're more Asian than, Japan, Taiwan, and both Koreas put together.
>toes and heel exposed
this hyped me up too until i realized it’s a guy
Someone post some Indian poo culture webms
I'm more mad at this redesign than the one they made for Jessica. In fact i don't care at all about the latter, but the original Spider-Pajeet design was perfect in its semplicity.
It was racist, apparently.
that's the thing though, it's a bit too simple for a character who's going to have some time in the spotlight. it's just normal spider-man but with baggy pants and a tunic. hard for kids to care about a character who looks like that, meaning it'll be harder to sell toys for him. plus, apart from the 100+ spider-men that are just bit cameos, for a character who's getting the spotlight you obviously want him to stand out a bit and that includes a stand-out design
It's was a standard Spider-Man top with Parachute pants. It was pretty boring.
The old one was barely a new design, it was just the regular Spider-Man costume with slightly different symbol and different pants.
>Miggy fag slowly realizing no one actually cares about Spider-Man 2099 and it took litty zapchads to give him relevance
>obsessed schizo gets flustered over a single pic of miguel and goes crazy
Will he have a Dance sequence? cause I swear to good if they don't then why even have a Indi-Spiderman in the first place.
>Peter Parker origin has him being bitten by a RADIOACTIVE / GENETICALLY ALTERED spider.
>Peter Parker then has to BUILD his web shooters.
>Alternate Spider-Mans are from era/worlds where neither nuclear power / bio-engineering or plain advance mechanical technology isn't possible.
It's time to admit that how Raimi handled shooting webs was better, every alternate universe but our own has accepted this already
Is he considered a Street-Shitter Level hero?
>There are chapters that are part of every spider's story every time
>I'm just as much a Spider-Man as any of you
God what is this shit