Good Black Spider-man

Uhmm, why can't we have this BLACK Spider-man?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek what if he shots while web swinging

    Designated shitting city

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's nyc, could u tell any difference? they're sewers literally stinks up the city

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's Asian, Cinemaphile really need to stop calling brown skin Asians and Hispanics black

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up chud. He's black. Like actual black skin. Africans aren't the only black people in the world.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats good about him?

        when did black become all encompassing? indians arent called black in the states or india

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          When did black means african american?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the 1800s

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meaning african africans are not black?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                theyre more black than their continental counterparts. africans have tribes and countries to source their lineage. black as a catch all traditionally is for the mixed and hybridized new worlders who cant directally source their history in the same way while providing a point of unity. i dont know how either indians or aboriginals got mixed up in this since they both have lineages to back up on. fairer skinned asians arent called white

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when did black become all encompassing
          when it became a reason to hate people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indians saying they're black is cope so they can participate in the BBC meme

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It literally says "indian" Spider man in the file name, yeah Americans need to stop projecting their color coded races onto the rest of the planet, no one fricking cares.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indians aren't asian they're literally the same phenotype as europeans

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well no one is going to call them white. Geographically they're Asian

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me walking around the city minding my own business
    >suddenly feel something land on my head
    >touch my head and check my hand and see a brown substance
    >sniff it
    >it's shit
    >look up in the sky to see spider-man, pants around his ankles, shitting as he swings around the city again

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    will this stop indians from complaining about how they don't get representation?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the internet is to be believed all of india loves Snyder movies and none of them demand any Indians in them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weirder that Latinos don't get representation if anything despite how numerous they are in the US, except as drug gang goons lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        60% of Cinemaphile media these days is latinos.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Streeter Shitter

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's extremely annoying

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DESIGNATED WEBBING STREETS

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"IT'S CHAI, NOT CHAI TEA, YOU'RE SAYING TEA TEA"
    [insert spider-india wojak]

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's Asian.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      street shitters are not asian

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        3rd largest country on the continent.
        They're more Asian than, Japan, Taiwan, and both Koreas put together.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toes and heel exposed
    sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this hyped me up too until i realized it’s a guy

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post some Indian poo culture webms

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more mad at this redesign than the one they made for Jessica. In fact i don't care at all about the latter, but the original Spider-Pajeet design was perfect in its semplicity.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was racist, apparently.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the thing though, it's a bit too simple for a character who's going to have some time in the spotlight. it's just normal spider-man but with baggy pants and a tunic. hard for kids to care about a character who looks like that, meaning it'll be harder to sell toys for him. plus, apart from the 100+ spider-men that are just bit cameos, for a character who's getting the spotlight you obviously want him to stand out a bit and that includes a stand-out design

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's was a standard Spider-Man top with Parachute pants. It was pretty boring.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The old one was barely a new design, it was just the regular Spider-Man costume with slightly different symbol and different pants.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's indian.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Miggy gay slowly realizing no one actually cares about Spider-Man 2099 and it took litty zapchads to give him relevance

    ZAPPIN'!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troony babble

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >obsessed schizo gets flustered over a single pic of miguel and goes crazy

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will he have a Dance sequence? cause I swear to good if they don't then why even have a Indi-Spiderman in the first place.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Peter Parker origin has him being bitten by a RADIOACTIVE / GENETICALLY ALTERED spider.
    >Peter Parker then has to BUILD his web shooters.
    >Alternate Spider-Mans are from era/worlds where neither nuclear power / bio-engineering or plain advance mechanical technology isn't possible.

    explain this!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's time to admit that how Raimi handled shooting webs was better, every alternate universe but our own has accepted this already

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Casual

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he considered a Street-Shitter Level hero?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are chapters that are part of every spider's story every time
    >I'm just as much a Spider-Man as any of you
    God what is this shit

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