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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      at your local movie theater frick face. See this with an audience, if you're not a pussy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >See this with an audience, if you're not a pussy.
        What is that even supposed to mean

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has to be bait at this point, I've seen more than handful of people talk favourably about this absolutely dogshit movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I am being unironic. It's a great moobie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Rise is better. Has better atmosphere. 2013 is tryhard and unfunny. No charm.

        She was hot af I'll give you that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Rise is better. Has better atmosphere. 2013 is tryhard and unfunny. No charm.

        she's so pretty...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        She was hot af I'll give you that

        [...]
        she's so pretty...

        damn I will frick her

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you implying?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She has such an odd facial structure, I shouldn't find her hot but I do, she's stunning

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's really funny too~

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >odd facial structure
              Average Scandi woman.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's an Australian mutt I think

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Australian
                Not a race. She's obviously genetically Norwegian or something.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's a model, models often look a bit weird

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              "I shouldn't find her hot"

              Dude, she is literally a runway model. You're undoubtedly a fat neckbeard.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll let your eyes tell you

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Too scared to sexo / sexo

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mia was better as a deadite than the mother in Rise, and better as a protagonist than the protagonist in Rise tbh. 2013 in general didn't hold back at all with how the characters got messed up, and I especially liked how cruel the deadites were with their dialogue, mutilating themselves to scare people, etc. Mia got the worst of it all, which made it rewarding when she became the last survivor in the end.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which made it rewarding when she became the last survivor in the end.
                Bro shut up the last 15 minutes shat up the whole movie lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wouldn't be Evil Dead if someone doesn't actually stand up for themselves and kill the demons in a gruesome manner, the suffering they endure is meant to desensitize and prepare them for the violence they are about to be immersed in, from victim to hero. All the movies except Army of Darkness follow this pattern.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So? Still poorly executed.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't watched it since it ran theaters, but I think I thought it downplayed the deadites resilience compared to the original, and I seem to recall it being more strictly linked to a christian hell rather than an ancient evil that might have just informed christianity among other beliefs. Haven't seen the new one.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                One thing I didn't like and probably my least favourite part of the movie was how the Deadites didn't mock their victims enough other than repeating dialogue lines from previous movies like when they all started chanting dead by dawn. The closest to this was when the mother mocked Mia for being a prostitute who couldn't keep her legs shut and calling her unborn child a bastard. The deadites using their current victims to mock their intended ones is part of what makes the series, more of that would've been better. Overall I'd say Rise was a good horror movie on its own but not a very good Evil Dead movie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Rise is better. Has better atmosphere. 2013 is tryhard and unfunny. No charm.

        muh

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Rise is better. Has better atmosphere. 2013 is tryhard and unfunny. No charm.

        Why boner

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shills exist.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was MID

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what is your metric for good?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The other evil dead movies

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most of the movie is terrible character interraction
    >none of the gore is impactful
    >fodder characters are wasted on a minute scene where two of the characters die in throw away deaths and a third is killed off screen
    >never any tension or stakes or investment
    >deadite dialogue is incredibly lame
    >pacing is terrible
    If you think this movie is good you should just stop sharing your opinions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This gore was lame, nothing came close to the 2013 movie, which should be the new standard

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was clearly inferior to the 2013 movie and I was massively disappointed. Still a decent flick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Rise is better. Has better atmosphere. 2013 is tryhard and unfunny. No charm.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn I will frick her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This movie actually felt like an Evil Dead movie, the 2013 one did not.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice
        but weird nose

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cabin from midsommar
    >blood elevator from the shining
    >creature design stolen from the thing at the end
    >recycled lines and one liners from previous evil dead movies
    This movie was le epic member berry, total hack job

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this movie makes the writer's strike all the more absurd, because it is a new low in writing.

      This gore was lame, nothing came close to the 2013 movie, which should be the new standard

      2013 had its issues, as a stand alone horror it was pretty good, especially for a generic 2013 horror. It still has nothing on the originals. Way better than Rise though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It still has nothing on the originals
        this meme needs to fricking die
        the originals aged like absolute dogshit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not if you have taste. Raimi goofiness is pure SOVL

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the opposite, the limitations of the makeup, prosthetics and effects give the originals a heightened feel and have actually made them timeless.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The originals are /b/ horror movies.

            These new ones are modern horror movies.

            Both Evil Dead & Rise are great horror movies.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Evil Dead is a midling horror movie.
              Rise is a terrible movie full stop. It's just not good. I've seen people insist it's good but they never say why nor do they have anything to say to the criticisms.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's good and your criticism doesn't make sense.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's good
                With no justification
                >your criticism doesn't make sense
                With no counter arguments
                Why even reply if all you're going to do is say "nu-uh!"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not everybody looks at movies the way you do.

                Critics are the worst kinds of people.

                Not every piece of art needs criticism you ape.

                And no one needs to justify why they enjoy something.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So then don't say it's good, say you enjoyed it so that everyone knows you have shit taste and they don't have to go see this pile of shit.
                >Critics are the worst kinds of people
                Having taste doesn't make someone a critic, thinking that everyone should just chow down on goyslop and not complain is npc tier thinking.
                The movie is objectively bad.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >goyslop

                ahhh, there he is.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do trannies have such terrible taste?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look, it learned a new word

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have anything against trannies (other than they usually have terrible taste) but you 100% are one.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see. So you're not actually talking about the movie one way or the other

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. Everything looks goofy, the plot is incoherent, with water that was dyed red for blood.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Everything looks goofy
              In my opinion that is part of what creates unsettling visuals, kind of like claymation.
              >the plot is incoherent
              The plot is incredibly straightforward I don't get what you mean.
              Regardless it is still a masterfully filmed and directed unique movie with a distinct style and setting.

              I see. So you're not actually talking about the movie one way or the other

              No idea what you're trying to say.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder you liked ED 2013. The most boring horror movie in history.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure if b8. Care to explain?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just watched the first two. I had to assume people like them because they're ironic. They look like they were made in the 60s with no budget.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The latest one looked the worst. Like every lottery funded British genre film of the last 15 years. They love that torquoise and orange look on cheap sets. Also the second movie doesn't look cheap. Pretty good DP.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to forget single mothers and pregnancy, elements that have no place in an evil dead movie.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil Dead is a series that work both if you cake the goofy route and the super serious route, so it's hard to frick up, that being said this movie was just by the numbers. The two main sisters did a great job though

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is all you need to know about the new one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what James Cameron produced terminator deep fake, doesn't mean it's good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? no it isn't. of course they'd fund their own attempted launch at having Evil Dead make money for them without them having to do any work.

      Also, isn't it Sam that decided to not release any non-George-Lucas'd version of the original on bluray, so why would I trust him?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it last night. Worst of the series, but still a decently entertaining watch. Main problem was the kids. The bizarre troony thing was just...unaddressed and distracting to see on screen. The tomboy was a qt, but incredibly bad at performing as a deadite. Almost don't think they needed the Aunt character. Small scale and low budget were a bit dissapointing since even some episodes of Ash Vs ED looked better. Really liked the tone of the opening. The title shot was genuinely unsettling. The cheap Britcuck photography bothers me a lot though. I was also hoping it would be a bit more Demonish - the whole block, not just one floor.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony bothered me too. They're a poor family which mean they wouldn't have the money to pay for her transition. It's just unrealistically. Unless she was meant to be a normal boy, which c'mon now. Get real.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry for the fricking typos I just woke up and my brain is still booting up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony bothered me too. They're a poor family which mean they wouldn't have the money to pay for her transition. It's just unrealistically. Unless she was meant to be a normal boy, which c'mon now. Get real.

      Lots of boys look like that. They tend to get bullied, but they exist. I didn't even know when I saw it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wish I didn't knew either, probably wouldn't have taken me out of the movie as much

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a bit weird because it doesn't pass at all, but I couldn't tell if it was just meant to be a boy in universe. Distracting. I thought the filler neighbours should have had a bit more character too.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bitchy feminist tattoo artist single mom
    Dies
    >Her FtM pooner troon "son"
    Dies
    >Her dykeish daughter who goes to labor day protests to cry about global warming
    Dies
    >Her only daughter young enough to still be innocent and kind
    Lives and gets a better mother
    >Penitent pregnant woman who chooses life
    Lives
    >Her unborn child
    Lives and is recognized by the demon to have a soul

    K I N O

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is as moronic as thinking a movie is good because they forced diversity into it.
      A movie agreeing with you doesn't make it kino.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a horror movie, it just has to be fun. And these people dying is fun.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get where you're coming from but this movie kind of blue balls that anyway. The characters aren't even fun to dislike and when they die you're still not rid of them, plus nobody has a fun death. It robs you of even the catharsis of seeing the characters you don't like suffer.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It must be hard being white. To only see people as different than you.

          You guys are sad, man.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you just have to pretend it's good to play them at their own game.
        Stay mad cupcake.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got to hand it too them. I think know the son was supposed to be trans till I stumbled on somebody b***hing about it online.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Similar thing with the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie, all of the lefties die horribly and the gun toting rural White guy is the only one brave and capable enough to fight off Leatherface (despite jobbing). Even the end of the movie has the anti-gun tomboy pick up the White guy's shotgun to fight off Leatherface. I wonder if some modern horror movie directors use their films as a way to blow off steam by having a bunch of obnoxious leftists and diversity hires die in horrific ways while killing tow birds with one stone by hitting diversity quota checklists in doing so.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bitchy feminist
      You didn't watch the movie.

      >b-but I-
      You didn't watch the movie.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good
    the 2013 remake was better.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has to be a shill thread because this movie was shit. It was saved financially because all the best bits were in the trailer.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the rare film I gave generously 15 minutes. 10 of those minutes were at the stove.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look at me I didn’t watch the movie

      No one cares moron

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Evil zombie goes coo coo
    >NPC stands still with both arms hanging with a not very believable face of concern
    >Bad things happen
    >NPC still standing still until it's xer turn to get fricked
    Terrible movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was weird they did "discover mom, get crawl attacked bit" twice and back to back.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2>1>3>Remake>Rise

    Can't rank the show because quality varies wildly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is objectively all correct though the gap between 3 and remake is a power gap and the game between remake and rise is huge.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    rise felt really pg13 at times with how much it held back on the gore and action
    there's so many scenes of the mom just standing there being creepy instead of attacking or trying to rip people apart, a lot of the hallway carnage was off screen
    i really liked how the film looked and it had some nice moments but the lack of danger in a lot of scenes made me not enjoy it as much as 2013 or even the originals
    too many scenes of demon's throwing people or doing little things instead of just full on ripping people apart or actually being scary
    instead of a rollercoaster the movie was like the little dragon ride at the town fair that just circles over little hills over and over

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Evil Dead
    now you have my attent-
    >without Bruce Campbell
    no

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally produced it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He literally produced it
        no one cares
        you watch Evil Dead for Ash. No Ash, no watch

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shit was histerical, I laughed so much watching this episode

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish the newer Evil Dead movies had something as outrageous as this in it. I was thinking when they said the woman was pregnant in Rise that maybe her baby would get possessed while it was still in her womb or something.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be so silly if her and Jane Levy got into a kissfight haha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be very sloppy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMAGINE...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's so adorable. She's always sharing fanart and responding to fans on social media, she's like the cutest I swear

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          True actually, her tweets are comfy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            cute gals

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Left ones pussy must be the hairiest.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Left is hairy, middle has a cute red soul patch and right is bald

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no tattoos, no piercings, not fat, no crazy colored hair, really a sight to behold.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                they really do look like sisters, good casting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god she's taller than me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kissfight
      Is that a thing? I've never heard or seen that.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah it was mid af vlud main girl was wildin tho

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the evil dead movies are shit (yes the old ones too, boomers)

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it 7 times.

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