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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    High on Life made me envy the deaf and the blind.

    • 1 year ago
      Froggy

      A saw a small clip, and I was like "haha okay that was worth a little chuckle", then I saw more and wanted to rip off my ears. The whole thing is just nonstop talking and jokes that rely on heavy repetition or commentary.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, you can toggle the amount of dialog you hear in the options menu, but the point still stands.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        High on Life made me envy the deaf and the blind.

        There's a full minute where all it is is just Roiland name-dropping anime and games. That's it. No punchline, just his whiny Morty voice referencing stuff he thinks the intended audience will recognize.

        ?t=14

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Code Lyoko
          Okay, I appreciate that deep cut.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This homie really was one-note as frick.

          >All his character designs look the same
          >Every voice he does is just a slight twist on Lemongrab

          He should've just picked up on cosplayers/girls trying to show him their portfolio at SDCC like everyone else does instead of leaving a trail of awkward DMs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I love how some of those DMs involve him immediately turning around and begging them not to report him when they reveal their age, or that they have no interest in him. Its actually really funny just how pathetic he is without having his career to fallback on.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This homie really was one-note as frick.

              >All his character designs look the same
              >Every voice he does is just a slight twist on Lemongrab

              He should've just picked up on cosplayers/girls trying to show him their portfolio at SDCC like everyone else does instead of leaving a trail of awkward DMs.

              Must be hard being a doughy middle aged man with an infinite access to stupid jailbait.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Only reason he was able to get as far as he did. Idiots who grab kids from shopping carts had more charm than him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >insane in the membrane I so Chinese

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Evanjellion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lezduit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe Yahtzee gave that game a positive review.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I actually got crestfallen at this, not because of Roiland but because the game is just plain bad, there is no irony at play here it's just name-dropping animes and games and saying "space [thing]" and doing his funny Morty voice and fricking space Applebees, there is no joke here, at least he mentioned how the gameplay was shallow which granted it fricking is; then again maybe the irony is in the video and Yahtzee giving the game a rather positive review (even if it is a non-serious format that people watch for Yahtzee instead of the review itself) was the joke, when everyone and their battered ex-wive wanted him to slam the game for being the unfunny Rick and Morty garbage that it is, or maybe he actually liked the comedy because he got to the age where one starts to enjoy shitty comedy, my father is an avid fan of The Big Bang Theory and he really liked Rick and Morty, I'm sure anyone can relate having heard similar and as you should know by now this demographic was the prime target for Family Guy and all of it's copies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I actually got crestfallen at this, not because of Roiland but because the game is just plain bad, there is no irony at play here it's just name-dropping animes and games and saying "space [thing]" and doing his funny Morty voice and fricking space Applebees, there is no joke here, at least he mentioned how the gameplay was shallow which granted it fricking is; then again maybe the irony is in the video and Yahtzee giving the game a rather positive review (even if it is a non-serious format that people watch for Yahtzee instead of the review itself) was the joke, when everyone and their battered ex-wive wanted him to slam the game for being the unfunny Rick and Morty garbage that it is, or maybe he actually liked the comedy because he got to the age where one starts to enjoy shitty comedy, my father is an avid fan of The Big Bang Theory and he really liked Rick and Morty, I'm sure anyone can relate having heard similar and as you should know by now this demographic was the prime target for Family Guy and all of it's copies.

        You're both at fault for watching one of the biggest hipsters on YouTube.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a hyperbole, the bar for being a hipster on Youtube is gigantic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He shat all over the Last of Us II so I have to stick with him

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's sad that detesting an objectively bad game lacking in good story and the multiplayer, the only good parts of the previous game, isn't the norm.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's strange to say this but given how bad the voices in any online nerd community has gotten, Yahtzee probably rises to the top of people who might have a decent and credible opinion nowadays.

        I'm serious about that. Used to think the guy was kinda annoying but now everyone else has quit and the people who've replaced them have gotten more grating.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      isn't there a setting to lower the gun chatter to bare basic shit?
      if you have to put hat in a game, maybe the dialogue needs to be addressed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm betting a good chunk of the team realized how shit the humor was, but knew telling Roiland to tone it down outright would lead to his wife getting beaten more, so they compromised.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what what what you you you you dont dont dont like my like totaly fricking hilarious improv?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow I think this is a huge hoax advertisement campaign for the next season. I have no proofs, nothing but gut feeling and this weird voice in the back of my head telling how there is something wrong here, how artificial it feels.

    Is not impossible and somewhat on brand, but realistically speaking is probably just pure copium.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hulu also dropped him so I doubt it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but that really doesn't mean much if they gave him enough artistic freedom.

        Is just that this entire thing doesn't sit to me, the reaction of kicking him off the show even he being so essential is far to extreme, that an a few other incongruences here and there, doesn't feel as natural. If isn't a hoax I almost think he was set up in some way and this whole thing is just a ploy to take him down for personal reasons.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder how the show is going to do without him. Either it survives and does relatively almost the same or it does so bad that it ends.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The ratings were already plummeting. It's over.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder how the show is going to do without him. Either it survives and does relatively almost the same or it does so bad that it ends.

          Roiland hasn't wrote for the show since season 3 (which aired almost 6 years ago), it's been Harmon's show if anything for years now (and even he hasn't had a writing credit since 2017).

          The only thing he's contributed for years is his voice and that's easily replaceable, I've heard plenty of good Rick and Morty impersonations.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Roiland hasn't wrote for the show since season 3
            Make sense if true

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Roiland hasn't wrote for the show since season 3
            Really? Because it's been shit since Season 2 and 3 was the last one I could really tolerate. Makes sense I guess

            >The only thing he's contributed for years is his voice and that's easily replaceable, I've heard plenty of good Rick and Morty impersonations.

            Or maybe they pull a Squidbillies and hire a completely different sounding voice.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt that last one. The voices were a big part of their identity, and finding a replacement wouldn't be too hard or costly.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone actually care for justice or you all are just doing this shit cause it's cool to hate the show

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry that your hero is a wife beater and child groomer, you get used to it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Never said he wasn't, but thanks for putting words in my mouth I guess.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There was a point in time where I'd agree with you, but nowadays it's just safer to assume anyone involved in the entertainment industry is a blood drinking pervert.

      So frick 'em. He's got money. He'll be fine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He might neck himself but he can still live a relatively cushy life if he gets through prison. Assuming he gets convicted.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Zero chance of prison on these charges. Zero.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            For multiple felonies? Lol. If he pleads to lesser charges maybe, but this shit has mandatory minimums, m8.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I agree. He'll probably get of lighter than most with his expensive lawyers, but there's just too much against him for him to walk away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Justice hasn't had it's day in court yet. Dude more or less sexted teenagers that alone justifies canning the guy. It doesn't matter if he had a long comfortable relationship with the girl and those casual jokes were casual talk for them you just don't fricking put that shit in writing to people. It doesn't matter if the legal system takes their kick or not the stuff he texted is protected by freedom of expression but by no means should that protect him from social or professional penalties - the ones he is suffering now.

      I'll admit that the vast majority of morons hating on this guy are only here for the recent drama. You can tell because it's a bunch of morons itching to find any excuse to hate on women and defend a wifebeater because they're the runoff from the other boards. It's going to be impossible to talk about Rick and Morty from here on out now that those people are here.

      But that being said, before all this shit happened, people have been hating on the show here since Season 3. It's been normal to hate it since Season 3. A lot of people, myself included, kinda just watched it because of the tragedy of how bad it's gotten. And you know what the funny thing about this whole fricking thing is? This whole time I've blamed Dan Harmon for the show going to shit and just recently one of the game developers revealed that Roiland basically has only worked on the voices since Season 2 inclusive. The game developer was presenting the case that Roiland was completely replaceable in the production of the show but for me it confirmed that the show went to shit after they booted him out of the writing room.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shut up landwhale

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The game developer was presenting the case that Roiland was completely replaceable in the production of the show but for me it confirmed that the show went to shit after they booted him out of the writing room.
        Agreed. I hope that he does something new once he's no longer in court or prison. Or better yet, he could team up with Sam Hyde and they can be cancelled comedians together.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They rig our elections like it's a banana republic and cheer on BLM riots then call it a peaceful protest. Justice in America died a long time ago anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They
        I don't know what's funnier, how crazy you are or how buck broken you are.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's over Rickbros...... No more Poopybutthole.....

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    will Justin become an hero?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hope so

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eva parodies are overdone

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is cringe. Imagine caring about Rick and Morty enough to experience a feeling of loss.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great image, but I was hoping to see more Roiland stuff in there. A Cosby clone, a Cup with sharpee on it, Lemongrab..

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should have just died at the end of season 5 on the citadel ship thing, that was their last chance to redeem the show.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im not a gay cartoon watcher. who is this guy and why is he in prison now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >im not a gay cartoon watcher
      Why are you on Cinemaphile? Justin is the voice of Rick & Morty and an alleged woman beater

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i see. did he actually touch a kid as it has been stated?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are texts with young girls that have surfaced

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How young are we talking?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              15 at the youngest

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What will Justin even do now, what HAS he even been doing

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe now they can reboot the series the way Michael Cusack truly envisioned it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His parody episode was the funniest thing thats come out of the franchise

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rest in piss.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was Dan instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he'll get his reckoning soon enough. Dude's pretty damn open about being a pedo, and I wouldn't put it past Roiland whistleblowing him to cut a couple years off his sentence.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The face is too handsome to be Roiland. He needs to look more Downsy

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All he had to do was not beat his girlfriend and none of this would have ever come out. Isn't it crazy how that happens?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, most of the pedo shit was publicly visible waaaay before this. Its just that not enough people saw it, and a lot of the people who did were hardcore fans that didn't give a shit or didn't believe it.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pic is pretty sound is shitty. so is life.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post some of your favorite leaked DMs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an imgur link or something where I can see all of them?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/14uqGLySLUFp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/0l4cbn.mp3

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/0l4cbn.mp3

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh joy. Another trivial variation on Pachelbel's Canon.

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