my brother still collected the dvds til like 4 years ago because he loved the idea of it being set in my town, it really is the perfection definition of soul and souless
>they replaced comfy scale models with lameass cgi
They WHAT?
yeah its gone full diversity now aswell i swear theres trains from every part of the world i dunno about a troony train but its possible
lmao it is but its based on the town of barrow in furness/ walney island but set in the local of isle of man (you can literally see it from my b***h)
theres a place called vickerstown in sodor and i get the bus there alot. lots of shipyard and rail roads are still here mostly derelict now and not used
>fell in a ditch >some boys sang a song to mock him
He's pretty cringe. Henry was more based for becoming the first NEET engine and staying in the tunnel.
It may seem like that since he was let out in the next episode but I'm sure it would have been months or even years given the amount of dirt around him.
"All I wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders."
"And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?"
"I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders."
"And you never once asked about your orders? Who these people were? Where you were taking them, and why?"
"Useful engines don't ask questions. It wasn't my job to know. It was my job to arrive on time."
"Did you ever consider why the carriages were full on the way there, and always empty on the way back?"
"..."
"Thomas?"
"I am around coal-powered tank engines all day, every day. I know the smell coal makes when it burns. I knew that the smoke in that place wasn't coal."
"And you took thousands of people there every day, for two full years?"
"Those were my orders. If I didn't follow them I would be dead too. A useful engine always follows orders, and there was no place in the Reich for useless engines."
"So you valued your life over the lives of the countless innocent people you carried to their deaths?"
"Do you think they would still be alive if I didn't? Don't you think they would have found another engine to arrive on time? Those people were dead before they even stepped on the platform. Nothing I could have done would have changed that. The only difference between me and them was that I had a choice; a choice to move forward and live, or stay put and die. I made the choice for the lowest possible number of people to die. Is self-preservation a crime?"
"If you knew what was happening, why did you agree to take the job in the first place?"
"You think I knew then? All anyone knew then was that things were better than they had been. The trains were running on time and if you didn't ask too many questions you could have a good life. We were still confident that victory was on the horizon. I only found out what was going on when it was too late for me to say no. There were no choices left for me then - move forward or stay put; live or die."
"Why do you think you were given the job you were given? Why not transporting troops or supplies to the front? What do you think they saw in you that made you suitable?"
"I was never there first choice! The Allies had bombed the Reich's infrastructure to smithereens, there was nobody else left. You bombed Herr Gordon, Herr James, Herr Percy. They chose me because they had to choose someone and their first choices were all dead."
"So you were the last resort?"
"Everyone else was gone. I only survived because I kept my head down and followed orders, like a useful engine should."
"So if you were truly the last engine they could call upon, you could have saved those people?"
"What? I never said that. What are talking about? They were already dead, all I could do was follow my orders."
"And if you refused to follow them, there was nobody left to replace you?"
"..."
"Is that not what you said Thomas? You were never the first choice? Everyone else was gone? Move forward or stay put, and you chose to go forward?"
"...Useful engines follow orders and arrive on time."
"And it didn't matter what you were useful for, as long as you were useful for something?"
"Useful engines follow orders."
"Was it useful for the people you carried to the camp?"
"..."
"Thomas?"
"You would have done the same. You all would."
"I'm sorry? What do you mean by that?"
"The only difference between you and I, sir, is that I can see the tracks I follow. If you were on the tracks, you'd have followed them too."
"Do you regret what you did?"
"..."
"Thomas? Do you regret it?"
"...I see those gates every time I close my eyes. Every time I sleep I hear the crying children and smell the..."
"The crying children, Thomas."
"..."
"Do you still feel like useful engine now, Thomas, because you followed orders and arrived on time?"
"..."
"Thomas?"
"Kill me or let me go. You punish me either way. I can only follow the tracks, I don't get to decide where they lead."
Black person was just a diminutive word for anything black, e.g. the dog from the Dam Busters. The problem is that black people are hated by everyone, so any commonly used word for them eventually becomes pejorative. This is why benign terms like "colored people" or "Black folks" are bad now even though they were the preferred words 50 years ago.
>Because that doesn't count as eating it with his mouth.
You're right. In that case I have nfi. I actually hope the good reverend covered this somewhere.
I'm pleased with your performance
but not with what I see
You're causing a disturbance
and that's the role for me
I'll consume railway profit
until I'm good and full
I'd drag you into rail hell
but I'm forbidden to pull
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
HIDE FROM RAIN
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
MAGIC RAILROAD
YOU ARE WRONG
If you pull the buffet car
then that's where I am too
Don't come between myself and lunch
or I'll send you to Crewe
Comment on my stomach
or on my high heels
or the length of my hat
you'll go under Winston's wheels
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
HIDE FROM RAIN
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
MAGIC RAILROAD
YOU ARE WRONG
Pic related gave me a chuckle. Been looking for hq versions of the episodes that use models but no luck. All the dvds just seem to be random episodes thrown together not complete season's.
>All the dvds just seem to be random episodes thrown together not complete season's.
This is the weird thing they do in the USA for the Region A dics. You can order entire seasons in box sets on Region B discs from Amazon UK.
hes a dickhead, theyre all dickheads the fat controller is a NONCE
t. i live in sodor
thats not a joke either
>the fat controller is a NONCE
Source?
bro i live in sodor its well known hes always handing out quids to the kids at the big park
Oh no
That’s awful :/
anyone else dropped the show when they replaced comfy scale models with lameass cgi?
>they replaced comfy scale models with lameass cgi
They WHAT?
in season 12th they replaced scale trains used in season 1-11 with cgi instead.
my brother still collected the dvds til like 4 years ago because he loved the idea of it being set in my town, it really is the perfection definition of soul and souless
yeah its gone full diversity now aswell i swear theres trains from every part of the world i dunno about a troony train but its possible
>not even Thomas the Tank Engine is sacred.
the new dennis the menace (uk) replaced the ginger kid with........ CAN YOU GUESS?
>loved the idea of it being set in my town
wait I thought sodor was fictional?
lmao it is but its based on the town of barrow in furness/ walney island but set in the local of isle of man (you can literally see it from my b***h)
theres a place called vickerstown in sodor and i get the bus there alot. lots of shipyard and rail roads are still here mostly derelict now and not used
>a troony train
So a mentally ill tram?
Do they have a pajeet train yet?
Pretty there is the female pajeeta train
Yes, two of them
Yes. I won't even give it a chance.
yes and never understood why. surely the cost of animation and VAs are far more expensive than the models right?
Not when outsourced to chinese
Partially this
but also 3D models are an initial investment but make everything hyper easy after the fact.
The show's ended now anyway
They kicked out Henry and Edward at some point and replaced them with a Black person train and a girl train
>fell in a ditch
>some boys sang a song to mock him
He's pretty cringe. Henry was more based for becoming the first NEET engine and staying in the tunnel.
James had a kino theme and a splendid coat of red
I'M RED
Theme gets me amped every time
>Gordon never has to fetch his own coaches, he thought to himself, and he's only painted blue
Hold on, that's unironically really fricking good.
For me, it's
Always felt Gordon got done dirty. Man just wanted to stay fresh and Fat dicktroller bricked his ass up in a tunnel for eternity.
That was Henry bro
You right. I even googled 'Henry bricked up' but somehow wrote Gordon in the post.
homie read your own filenames
They let him out like a day later.
It may seem like that since he was let out in the next episode but I'm sure it would have been months or even years given the amount of dirt around him.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FAT CONTROLLER!
What REALLY happened to """Henry""" at Crewe?
Ding ding motherfricker its Toby time
One of the most kino episodes
Up there. I prefer the darker stuff. Like the flying kipper
>is it electric?
Hssssssssssss
"All I wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders."
"And were you aware of where you were taking the people you transported?"
"I had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to...I just...I had my orders and I followed them sir. useful engines follow orders."
"And you never once asked about your orders? Who these people were? Where you were taking them, and why?"
"Useful engines don't ask questions. It wasn't my job to know. It was my job to arrive on time."
"Did you ever consider why the carriages were full on the way there, and always empty on the way back?"
"..."
"Thomas?"
"I am around coal-powered tank engines all day, every day. I know the smell coal makes when it burns. I knew that the smoke in that place wasn't coal."
"And you took thousands of people there every day, for two full years?"
"Those were my orders. If I didn't follow them I would be dead too. A useful engine always follows orders, and there was no place in the Reich for useless engines."
"So you valued your life over the lives of the countless innocent people you carried to their deaths?"
"Do you think they would still be alive if I didn't? Don't you think they would have found another engine to arrive on time? Those people were dead before they even stepped on the platform. Nothing I could have done would have changed that. The only difference between me and them was that I had a choice; a choice to move forward and live, or stay put and die. I made the choice for the lowest possible number of people to die. Is self-preservation a crime?"
"If you knew what was happening, why did you agree to take the job in the first place?"
"You think I knew then? All anyone knew then was that things were better than they had been. The trains were running on time and if you didn't ask too many questions you could have a good life. We were still confident that victory was on the horizon. I only found out what was going on when it was too late for me to say no. There were no choices left for me then - move forward or stay put; live or die."
"Why do you think you were given the job you were given? Why not transporting troops or supplies to the front? What do you think they saw in you that made you suitable?"
"I was never there first choice! The Allies had bombed the Reich's infrastructure to smithereens, there was nobody else left. You bombed Herr Gordon, Herr James, Herr Percy. They chose me because they had to choose someone and their first choices were all dead."
"So you were the last resort?"
"Everyone else was gone. I only survived because I kept my head down and followed orders, like a useful engine should."
"So if you were truly the last engine they could call upon, you could have saved those people?"
"What? I never said that. What are talking about? They were already dead, all I could do was follow my orders."
For me it's:
"And if you refused to follow them, there was nobody left to replace you?"
"..."
"Is that not what you said Thomas? You were never the first choice? Everyone else was gone? Move forward or stay put, and you chose to go forward?"
"...Useful engines follow orders and arrive on time."
"And it didn't matter what you were useful for, as long as you were useful for something?"
"Useful engines follow orders."
"Was it useful for the people you carried to the camp?"
"..."
"Thomas?"
"You would have done the same. You all would."
"I'm sorry? What do you mean by that?"
"The only difference between you and I, sir, is that I can see the tracks I follow. If you were on the tracks, you'd have followed them too."
"Do you regret what you did?"
"..."
"Thomas? Do you regret it?"
"...I see those gates every time I close my eyes. Every time I sleep I hear the crying children and smell the..."
"The crying children, Thomas."
"..."
"Do you still feel like useful engine now, Thomas, because you followed orders and arrived on time?"
"..."
"Thomas?"
"Kill me or let me go. You punish me either way. I can only follow the tracks, I don't get to decide where they lead."
EAT MY TRAIN SHIT
Oh shit
Naggers?
This has to be shooped
You underestimate how old and British Thomas is.
oh no no no
not really, up to 1950s or even 1970s this was a normal word and not considered an insult
aghata christie even wrote a book like
https://www.raptisrarebooks.com/product/ten-little-Black folk-agatha-christie-first-edition/
Black person was just a diminutive word for anything black, e.g. the dog from the Dam Busters. The problem is that black people are hated by everyone, so any commonly used word for them eventually becomes pejorative. This is why benign terms like "colored people" or "Black folks" are bad now even though they were the preferred words 50 years ago.
>when the boys fathers find out about them breaking windows they all get beat
It was adifferent time
ummm wtf
Always wanted to get DP'd by Donald and Douglas
Rosie is a cute and I'd frick that train.
Not in a weird way though.
Daisy can get it. Little bawd strutting around with those white bumpers.
Diesel could shunt me that dirty little engine
what do you mean? I'm not following
Is there any tank more stacked than Frick? Dudes a fricking Chad. 5.6 with cannons for arms.
Duck*
My child mind saw Duck wearing a barristers wig
He's bald in mine. Probably from juicing.
Gordon was the only one pulling his weight
He was cringe. No one was more easily triggered by the trucks than him.
What would happen if the trains ate something with their mouths?
Like would they digest it and poo it out? Where would it be poo'd from?
Also if anyone knows the answer is it the same function for Caterpillar cakes?
This was addressed in the fish episode. It's processed in their boiler and expelled by smoke, but it does make them feel sick.
Which episode? The one where Thomas has a fish in his water tank? Because that doesn't count as eating it with his mouth.
>Because that doesn't count as eating it with his mouth.
You're right. In that case I have nfi. I actually hope the good reverend covered this somewhere.
I'm pleased with your performance
but not with what I see
You're causing a disturbance
and that's the role for me
I'll consume railway profit
until I'm good and full
I'd drag you into rail hell
but I'm forbidden to pull
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
HIDE FROM RAIN
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
MAGIC RAILROAD
YOU ARE WRONG
If you pull the buffet car
then that's where I am too
Don't come between myself and lunch
or I'll send you to Crewe
Comment on my stomach
or on my high heels
or the length of my hat
you'll go under Winston's wheels
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
HIDE FROM RAIN
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
MAGIC RAILROAD
YOU ARE WRONG
Slander me before the trucks
you should all take note
I'll put you through the barber's wall
and make him slit your throat
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
HIDE FROM RAIN
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU'RE LATE
YOU ARE WRONG
IF YOU CRASH
YOU ARE WRONG
JOKE WITH TRUCKS
YOU ARE WRONG
MAGIC RAILROAD
YOU ARE WRONG
YOU ARE WRONG
YOU ARE WRONG
YOU ARE WRONG
YOU ARE WRONG
meds
Pic related gave me a chuckle. Been looking for hq versions of the episodes that use models but no luck. All the dvds just seem to be random episodes thrown together not complete season's.
Thomas Comes to Breakfast particularly was a key influence on how I became the violent and psychotic individual I am today.
>All the dvds just seem to be random episodes thrown together not complete season's.
This is the weird thing they do in the USA for the Region A dics. You can order entire seasons in box sets on Region B discs from Amazon UK.
interesting, thanks
>Reviewed in the United States
of course
She's highly sprung.
pulling is bad for her swerves