does anyone *really* think this is real?
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Gordon Ramsay is full of shit
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I would rather watch my wife take a massive creampie from a virile, ripped Black person wiener than be subjected to watch anything gordon cuckitini has to say about cooking
Hey buttmunch, Gordon Ramsey taught his son to RESPECT WAMEN which is something I bet your cucked daddy NEVER taught a r-slur like you.
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You got it right the first time bud
What kind of person posts something like this?
one with a big nose and a tiny hat
Same. I'd rather her birth some Black person mud blood and raise him as my own over watch something he produces.
ORGANS NICE AND BRUISED
rustic
Bread? Barely warm. Cheese? Frozen solid. Chilly, arctic, rustic.
Did the cheese even melt?
if i had the ability i would inflit pain upon you for no reason but for you top be happier for it
that fat chedder block however were not allowed to talk about
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more images here: https://imgur.com/a/b8s9ixq
and the way he's moving in the video, he keeps pointing and using his bruised side. if you're really hurt, you keep the hurt parts as still as possible
How the frick do you bruise like that? I was hit by a car and had numerous bones shatter and my skin didn't look that bad
he was in a fight with Goku
i think hes implying he got hit by a car, and if so, he'd probably have broken ribs. if he has broken ribs, he wouldn't be jostling and stabbing the air like he does in the video.
you as a normie dont get the good drug wienertails
He's 70 years old, his skin is paper thin.
he's fricking rich you don't think his doctors gave him painkillers
Horror skin
ohh shit ozempic is liquefying his organs
ITS FRICKING BURNT
lel
In the video he is shaking like crazy, and I recognize those as the shakes of someone in extreme pain.
I just want to say that Hell's Kitchen is the best reality tv show still being made
Least bad*
I said what I said
It looks unbelievable to me but I don't know, I've never been really bruised. But if it is I don't know how he's even standing and coherently speaking
He's even visibly touching the area when he lifts his shit like wouldn't that fricking magnify the pain?
he's on the good good right now and wanted to make a tiktok being concerned dad probably because his helmet got fricked to all shit when he got hit by a car
most of his video is repeating the century old shit "Wear a fricking helmet" and considering he's infront of cameras for a living the make up crew went to town on the parts meant to be viewed by the Camera.
Of course in this TikTok he wanted to look like a badass by seeming "okay" for the most part, and then reveal the bruised torso for emphasis.
Remember when he tried to do a redemption grilled cheese and fricked it up again but just in different ways?
utmost muppet
Pretzel buns are a meme and they all belong in a landfill.
Pretzel buns are a miracle and id use them more if they werent so fricking expensive
You're a homosexual, here's your (You), no further discussion.
>he doesnt like pretzels
>doesnt appreciate the denseness of it compared to weaker, fluffier breads
Whatever you say you little b***h
Checkem and weep
The worst part is the hypocrisy.
daily reminder that he took issue with the size of the patty relative to the bun and not the fact that it was a large burger. the chef ran out of appropriately sized buns. gordon's patty fits under the bun; there is no hypocrisy here
Why is he opening and closing his mouth and giggling like its a struggle to take a bite then?
he's hamming it up for the camera probably, but if you watch the episode the specific complaint is about the bun. he makes a joke about it being "a little hat"
Oy vey
>he's hamming it up for the camera probably
So Gordan Ramsey is a liar.
>a little hat
This is why you don't frick with Guy Fieri. Gordo's lucky he just caught hands instead of getting unalived like that frickstick Bourdain.
Fieri's got connections, but you didn't hear it from me
is it true that flavortown is just a euphamism for something more sinister?
Flavortown isn't a place or a thing, it's a state of mind.
RIBS NICE AND TENDER
Well tenderized
This looks fake, notice how the bruised area is kind of raised if you look at the bottom line you can see it very clearly, looks like they put fake skin on him then make up'ed it purple and then told him to pretend to be hurt, also notice in the vide how hes always using his arms and moving without flinching once?
>Gordon got the vaccine
That's very obviously a botched adrenochrome/blood transfusion accident. How the frick does that happen falling off a frickin bike? It's bizarre that people are buying this shit.