got/hotd

Maegor did nothing wrong edition

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't behead every fuedal lord and have sex with one of their daughters leading to a targ in every single region in the kingdoms.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bran sends Maester Luwin running out of his room by howling
    kek Maester Luwin is such a failure

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine what a mess alicents' cunt was after she had birthed him and his chin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at that height, with that velocity, in that weather and that temperature, he would be like an ice cream in second, at least he would die happy with that gay smile.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assume there’s some Valyrian magic in their DNA that allows them to tolerate the extreme cold, and lack of oxygen, when their dragons fly to high altitudes; same as how they’re fairly resistant to extreme heat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and lack of oxygen
          excelent point, let's say is just magic, but fuck that scene was gay as fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at that height
        he is zooming through canyons 2 feet above ocean in that scene. am i going to turn into a popsicle if i jump 3 feet in the air?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Queen of Love and Breeding!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should have fucked jace and gave birth to three strong children

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love luke yes i do
    i love luke how bout you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heaven is a place on earth with luke

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is definitely angelic

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing Maegor did right, he was a massive fuck-up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      * The only thing Maegor did right was die, I meant to say.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing Maegor did right, he was a massive fuck-up.

        To his credit, he cleaned up after his brother's mess since Aenys was among the weakest kings to sit on the throne.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think Visenya /ss/d him when he was a boy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how he was conceived.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's pure evil. WTF is wrong with Visenya

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She technically choose the best option because she's a mother who knows what it would be like to lose a child so there's no possible way Sharra would give up her only child for futile resistance. But the real question is, if Sharra really was hinged on keeping her seat if it meant the death of her son, would Visenya actually kill the boy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >conceived in mid air
        Maegorbros, no wonder he was so fucked up….

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if Visenya did absolutely nothing to the boy, you know for a fucking FACT that he had a fetish for tall blondes in armor forever after that moment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why was he now a lordling?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was King of the Vale before Visenya took his crown and virginity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the vale was a kingdom before aegons conquest after they were just a noble house

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Visenya was desperate to be mother..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ss/d

      wut is that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Older woman grooming little boys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how he was conceived.

      I thought she used witchcraft to make a male clone of herself who unfortunately was sterile.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More wine, your grace?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how 'bout that breastplate stretcher? Found it yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always wondered why wine flasks in got look like sports drinks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Irl it's a plastic bottle wrapped in pleather, real ones were glass or clay wrapped in leather

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since he's a Lannister, do you think he pisses out Arbor Gold and recycles it?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jaime chapter
    >the mad king kept cutting off his hands
    Did GRRM write this pun on purpose?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jacaerys should have survived and married aegon's widow. It would have been kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Bastards don’t get good endings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >willing to sacrifice an innocent's life just to get back at a bastard
        you're more pathetic than any bastard will ever be

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jaehaera should’ve married Aegon III. Jacaerys got what he deserved.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did helaena?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No. But that’s Daemon & Rhaenyra’s fault.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and married aegon's widow
      No.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    House Peake must go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who must go?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His name was Lyman Beesbury

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like Lying Deadandburied, amirite?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /luke/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lukefriend, did you see this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of you sitting in a zoom call jerking off to him has to be the most dreadful thing ever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut up

          Can I join you?

          yes of course 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can I join you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CUTE!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we WILL be there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CUTE!!!

        Stop giving yourself (you)s.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off gay

          /luke/ lives

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lukeposter
            >calling someone a gay
            ironic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So all /luke/posters post pedophilia from an Iphone? Imagine being this stupid.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              luke

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you should be stoned to death

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sometimes i turn my computer on

                >keeps phoneposting
                ahahahahahahahaha

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you think we are going to get in trouble for posting screencaps from an hbo production? i don’t get it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >do you think we are going to get in trouble for posting screencaps from an hbo production?
                No, but the horny comments that come attached to those screencaps most certainly will. The moment the word "pedophilia" got typed in this thread, you can bet your ass a jannie or a glowie is looking at it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that is not even remotely illegal. & most of the comments are just along the lines of “cute”

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remember that you're expressing sexual gratification over pics of a 15-year-old at the time of the pic. Multiple times over the past month.
                I'll let you figure out the legality of that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LUKE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the most adorable peach fuzz

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sometimes i turn my computer on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was super cute. Shame about those bong genes about to kick in though

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My prince

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The High Sparrow is the protagonist is ASOIAF.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All communists will be put to the sword.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gee, sir sword of the morning, why does your mom lets you have two swords?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wish you good fortune in the wars to come
        What the FUCK did he mean by this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And now it begins
          Pretty sure it was 'good luck bro, you're gonna need it'

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but if he survives to see those wars did dayne know he was gonna die? he would have won if not for cheating ass reed

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I always looked at like Dayne knew this was it. I mean even if he's that good, its still 5 on 2, then 4 on 1. Good chance one of them gets him from behind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i-is that a froglet? NOOOOOO MY KNEES ARE BENDING ON THEIR OWN SAVE ME RHAEGAR-SAMA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >armor has no color
        >you can barely see the sigil
        I hate this trend, GIVE ME COLORS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kingsguard
          >Steel Targ sigil uniform
          >no white cloak
          Bruh. I understand that they dumbed it down for normies but damn its truly disappointing.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lukeposters don't belong on team black btw, just to make it clear, they are on their own and we do not claim them. Most of them are also whores for Aemond so there you go, fucking traitors.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not me though, i hate chinman but i would lick aegon's balloon knot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of them are also whores for Aemond
      i'm an aemondwhore, don't lump me together with those pedos please

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >During the Dance of the Dragons, after Rhaenyra Targaryen fled the capital, Mysaria was taken while attempting to flee the Red Keep after Ser Garth the Harelip surrendered the castle to Ser Perkin the Flea and his gutter knights. Perkin informed Mysaria that if she could travel naked through the city to the Gate of the Gods while being whipped, she would be allowed to live.
    Bros, why'd they have to cast Mysaria as a woman with no tits or ass? We could've gotten Walk of atonement kino.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I jerked off to elsa jean on blacked and pretended it was rhaenyra and corlys

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all lukeposters should have their dicks cut off with hot butter knives and stuffed down their throats

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dany was cute
    Stannis is the one true king
    Tommen didn’t deserve it
    Margaery wasn’t that hot
    Robert Baratheon was a piece of shit and the Wot5K was his fault
    Renly deserved worse than what he got
    D&D are talentless garden gnomes
    GRRM is a piece of human garbage, and his fans should hate him even though he crafts an interesting story
    Only the first two and a half seasons of GoT were “good”, with only a handful of quality episodes following thereafter
    Beric is unabashedly BASED
    Bloodraven is the GOAT
    Daemon is miscast, and should be handsome
    moron Velaryons ruin the entire adaptation, and it’s not worth watching
    Aemond is painfully well-cast
    The Criston Cole changes from the source material are garbage
    Women and non-Hispanic minorities should not be involved in any way in any adaptation within the Fantasy genre, except as character written by men, though Linda deserves credit for understanding the source material
    The Targaryens not having purple eyes really shrunk the franchise’s live action potential

    Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Daemon is miscast, and should be handsome
      charisma trumps handsomeness. look at cole - he's handsome, but has a charm of a sack of potatos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only the first two and a half seasons of GoT were “good”
      imagine thinking that a le ebin plucky nurse girl-power wank is "good" let a alone a good replacement for the westerling subplot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The good still outweighed the bad that season. Robb’s motivations being horniness instead of what was in the books was pathetic, but the other stories were still okay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw didn't get to whatever season that was because I dropped S2 the moment I saw Stannis's fucking daughter had blonde hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If a handsome guy (by men standards like Cavill or Evans for example) was cast as Daemon there are many chances I wouldn't like him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >iphone phoneposter
      I'm not even going to read your essay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matt Smith is Handsome in a brutal cave man sort of way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Matt is cute!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's alright. his greatest strength is his charisma though and his huge dick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop being a size queen, it's not about that, he's very charming in his interviews

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's what i said - charisma. but let's not pretend that a huge dick isn't a boon too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              saw his dick and it's average length at best.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I prefer his butt, I'm a dyke so maybe that's why

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                his butt is perfect, it's something i can agree on with anyone, even a carpet muncher

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lesbians don't exist. Admit that you are a femcel fujo and you get cunt tingles from gay porn.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i admit, i shlick to gay webms on /gif/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a fujo and I hate gay porn, I just unironically like butts from every gender and he has a good one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop lying. You want him to fuck you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't! I just like his butt because I love butts in general, stop forcing your heterosexuality to everyone. I am a lesbian and happy for it too. The only cast member I'd like to have sex with is Olivia.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah lesbians don't exist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stay in denial friend

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m a lesbian
                >but I still like British men that are popular on Tumblr, like Matt Smith and Benedict Cumberbatch

                Many such cases

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're not a lesbian

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                best episode of the Crown

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the first one? Is this the only episode to feature matt's delicious butt front and center?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure but these scenes are either from episode 1 or 2, definitely in season 1 though. It's been a while since I watched it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are we getting more nudity from our prince next season or is it over now that Daemon is almost 50?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Matt complained about the amount of sex scenes he had (he said there were too many) so I think it's over

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too many
                he only had two and he wasn't even naked in the second one with Emma

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being a woman and getting ass mogged by a man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mysaria's ass is aesthetic kino tbh. Only retard incels hate on it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Predator eyes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            never was a fan smith (i don't give a single flying fuck about dr who), or of cucumberbatch as well as some other butterface bongs. but after having seen him in hotd i now understand the lust women have for him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moron Velaryons ruin the entire adaptation, and it’s not worth watching
      I disagree. it was a weird choice but it puts a VERY OBVIOUS highlight on the Strong Boys being Strong boys, and how it's effectively an open secret. maybe targ-like valaryons could have been used to make the whole issue more vague (especially if Rhaenys had book-accurate black hair with targ-white streaks), but it also highlights Viserys' penchant for dealing with problems by not dealing with them, the archetypal weak man made by good times who brings about bad times.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Viserys I is born into the most prosperous era in the Targ dynasty
        >has loads of parties and just enjoys life, doesnt give much of a shit about actual governance
        >dies having squandered all of his advantages and leaves his future generations in the fucking lurch
        >is basically the first domino in the destruction of his line
        Holy shit Viserys is a fucking baby boomer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is Daemon gen x?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Viserys is arguably the worst Targ king to ever live. Not even Aegon IV or the Mad King come even close to the damage Viserys has done to the Targ line and I am tired of hearing people defend him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. The Blackfyre wars were caused by falseborn Daeron and Robert's Rebellion was mostly Rhaegar's fault.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Blackfyre wars were admittedly Aegon IV's fault too

              he trolled the realm hard with those pointless deathbed legitimizations

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, he shouldn't have legitimized Bloodraven.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Worse than Anus I
            >Worse than Maegor
            >Worse than Aegon II
            >Worse than Baelor I
            >Worse than Aegon IV
            Lol no

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You forget Aegon II, who is largely seen as the worst king in Targaryen history.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it puts a VERY OBVIOUS highlight on the Strong Boys being Strong boys
        >i am retarded and can only understand cuckoldry when it's white on black
        and you wonder why the shows are getting worse and worse as the years go by. it's because of retards like you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. I'm tired of hollywood emasculating black men.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its always the Americans. Tbh they probably felt like they had to dumb it down. They thought normies would be confused if there were more silver haired white people than just Targs so they made Mysaria a generic moron with a French accent and the Velaryons morons with mophead wigs. I guess we now know that House Rogare is fucked. Probably a hapa with silver hair but probably some brown Filipino. Btw so much was dumbed down but I never see people complain about how they ruined the Vale or Stepstones subplot, or how they made Larys just a horny creep. They also teased the maester conspiracy but refused to commit. They fucked it themselves the moment they chose to cover almost 3 decades in 10 episodes.

          why the fuck can't they give blacks of this show good wigs and hairstyles?

          Ffs they're going to change all the fan art to make the Velaryons black now aren't they.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ffs they're going to change all the fan art to make the Velaryons black now aren't they.
            you're saying this as if there've been a lot of velaryon fanart in the first place. who cares. let amerimutts worship their moron overlords, they are still canonically white

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why not just make the Strongs black or some other color, if it has to be color (it doesn't)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s less of an open secret as opposed to 100% conclusive evidence that makes everyone a complete retard for not believing it

        Rhaenyra and Laenor, both descended from 99.9% Valyrians with pale skin, platinum blonde hair, violet eyes and aqua line features, having pug nosed brown hair commoners is 10,000x better of an open secret, with at least a hint of deniability, than Rhaenyra married a mop headed Black and having full white kids. You people are so irredeemably stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stannis is the one true king
      Lying. Robert is ususper.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did d&d make beric a 40 y/o bald guy instead of a 22 y/o chad that had jeyne poole swooning?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they are retards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did the same with Addam Marband. Instead of being a super handsome guy in his thirties, he was just a generic old dude.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn enter your bedroom and find phia like this
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that our lady of the autism?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah!
        there's also a rare ewan from that photoshoot. for the ewanfags.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you, he's beautiful

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aegor
    Faegor
    Laegor
    Daegor
    Aemon
    Daemon
    Raemon
    Maenon

    Also didn't do anything wrong

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matt Smith looks like he overdosed on Chad pills the point that he horseshoed back to being ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly underrated post

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matt Smith now religiously wears Daemon's pinky ring from the show in public.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a great conversation starter

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw team black but fucking love aemond

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a fellow man of culture, I see

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello /got/hotd/

    It's me, the anon who made the Wojak Rhaenyra getting eaten by Sunfyre meme. I just got Premiere Pro and I plan on making webm memes, however I'm new to video editing. Any idea how to do basic stuff like copy and paste something onto a video? Like how south park copy and pastes celebrity faces or something like how they added "implying" to pic related?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post meme? i missed it

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aemond! :3!

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Varys isn't actually a eunuch in the books.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how many seasons might we be looking at, dragonbros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i find it hard to believe they could drag it for longer than 3 seasons, and even that is a stretch tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they were going all the way up to Robert's rebellion if they get the chance?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck no, it is getting boring as it is, after God's Eye it's gonna be hard to drag it on

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >after God's Eye it's gonna be hard to drag it on
            I disagree on that, watching Rhaenyra go full Maegor (if they don't whitewash her) should be entertaining

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They already whitewashed her, women cannot do wrong in this show, not even claim Aemond's balls (Baratheon femcel). Let's just hope Sunfyre does eat her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >women cannot do wrong in this show
                Explain Vhagar whitewashing Aemond then.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Arrax whitewashed Vhagar. Best girl did nothing wrong. Bastard dragon was too cheeky

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She never does anything truly worthy of Maegor, she just raises taxes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ask Tyland Lannister about it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, by God's Eye all the best characters we know are dead.
            Unless the next additions to the cast (Daeron, Cregan, Kermit&Co) are as good as the Season 1 crew, this shit will be stretched thin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the Dance? 4

      i find it hard to believe they could drag it for longer than 3 seasons, and even that is a stretch tbh

      If they wanted they could have done 9 seasons. 3 before the war, 3 during the war and 3 after the war. But there's no point of doing the regency since they fucked up all the set up that was supposed to occur before the war. But that would take actual brainpower being focused on replicating GRRM's work and they refuse to do anything more than symbolism.

      I thought they were going all the way up to Robert's rebellion if they get the chance?

      Lol no. Way too many timeskips. We've got 3 more spinoffs to go really. Aegon's conquest, early Blackfyre and late blackfyre. After that they're forced to do a reboot of GOT. If they're smart it'd be animated and true to the books.

      Fuck no, it is getting boring as it is, after God's Eye it's gonna be hard to drag it on

      Well no. They would've been building up to Tumbleton 2.0 already. Addam and Daeron coming head to head, the Caltrops, the riots in Kings Landing causing the destruction of the Dragonpit, etc. Aegon and Rhaenyra having their final moment would probably be the climax of the story. As long as they don't make it obvious that the war is over then it's fine, too bad F&B let's us know it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If they wanted they could have done 9 seasons.
        of course they could. They could have done 15 if they wanted to, but the fact is dance doesn't have much content to drag it for more than a couple of seasons and i'm not really interested in poorly written fanfiction that doesn't even have smut and is overflowing with morons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really fanfic tier if you copy unused GRRM plotlines and entire chapters like giving a Young Larys alterations of Bran's dream sequences. Explore how he becomes a Greenseer. Of course you wouldn't admit it was Larys or a flashback until some reveal moment for the normies. Instead of it being in Winterfell it's on the Isle of Faces. The other subplots are really easy.
          >Cregan's coup
          He's a captive of his uncle, he escapes, joins forces with his friends and sneaks back into Winterfell taking it during a feast. Use characters already named in F&B like Mad Hal, Cerwyn, Timothy Snow. These are his best friends. Wouldn't they have helped him? And Roddy the Ruin and Torrhen Manderly. Mix the coup at Castle Black and Stannis' battle of ice together. Maester Kennet spikes the wine so Bennard and his men are intoxicated meaning there's no expensive CGI battle. Add in a love story with Arra Norrey and you got a packed subplot. GRRM did all the heavy lifting, they just have to stitch it together.
          >Dalton Greyjoy
          Simple really. His uncle is back stabbed by X, he takes his revenge and becomes the red kraken, goes back to Pyke and is Lord of the Iron Isles. He had time to prep for the war because of info he discovered during his time in the stepstones. Maybe something that comes out of the mouth of a Triarchy character. They were already allied to Otto and were preparing for the Battle of the Gullet. Don't reveal too much but enough for people to wonder and when it happens everyone connects the dots. Through Dalton we can discover bits and pieces of the meddling Otto made before the war.
          >Daeron
          Set up for reach politics really. Basic connect the dot work. Perfect scene would be a funeral for Lord Tyrell. It gathers all the lords of the Reach and maybe some of the Riverlands. You see the division in the realm and personal quarrels without any expensive CGI crap. There's more I could've said like the Vale subplot. It really doesn't require much work.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they just have to stitch it together.
            i have no faith in their sewing abilities

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Neither do I. I'm just saying it was entirely possible. Safest option would be to do 1 no time skip prewar season but if you want the Vale subplot in the Regency seasons to really matter for example or you wanted to feature anything before ep 8 in HOTD like Aemond taking Vhagar you would have to put the set up early on and that requires 3 pre war seasons so that the pacing isn't ruined. They didn't even have to change their cast if they did either of the 2. With the former there's no timeskips hence no need to switch the cast. With the latter the actors would age naturally. If you want to maximise it you'd film all the child actor scenes of prewar season 2 first and then film season 1. That way once you're filming prewar season 3 the child actors had 3-4 years of real time aging to grow up. Grab them before they hit puberty and time will do its magic. I looked like an infant when I was 14 and by the time I was 17 I had a jawline, gained 40 pounds, a few inches here and there, and some stubble. For characters like Cregan just put them in the gym for the filming gap and they're jacked enough to play the role. If you're really smart you'd check out their parents so you can estimate the size of the kids once they finish puberty.
              >You don't want to accidentally cast a future manlet like Daniel Radcliffe
              This isn't gigabrain shit. A jagged filming schedule and some subtle filtering.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TAOOOBAA

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Okay so when does this Luke show up? I sadly got bored after episode 3 or 4 when it all revolved around the same problem and nothing seemed to happen.
    I heard there were time skips with children growing up, but this is the first time I see a face.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever made a character in the Song of Ice and Fire universe?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no trad gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I felt bad for Rhaenyra getting mogged so hard by Alicent

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aegon bros...not like this...the comments especially. Why the greens on Twitter embarrass us so much?

    https://twitter.com/helaem0nd/status/1593073294793912321

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does this mean that Aegon is a gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no real evidence he's done anything with another guy. Though lets be honest the man would probably gargle anyone's marbles for a bottle of Arbor red.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's definitely experimented with Aemond

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jon Arryn pulled off something that no one had ever pulled off in three hundred years: a successful rebellion against the Targaryean monarchy. Despite losing Rickard and Brandon Stark, which potentially eliminated the Tully alliance, and despite having to wage a war on three fronts and against their own vassals, Arryn held together an alliance that conquered the loyalists areas of the Stormlands, saw off the armies of four separate Hands, reforged an alliance with House Tully, and then took the Throne. Once the war was over, Arryn successfully reintegrated the Lannisters and Dorne into the Seven Kingdoms, and served as Hand for fourteen years, longer than any Hand in living memory other than Tywin Lannister.

    Why was Jon Arryn able to fuck the Targaryens so successfully?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He couldn't breed. It was incel rage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still lets littlefinger get in the small council

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aerys did a fair bit of the legwork for that one, being both widely despised and too batshit fucking loco to realize it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had a lot going for him like

      Aerys did a fair bit of the legwork for that one, being both widely despised and too batshit fucking loco to realize it.

      said. Aerys being a mad man was known to half of the realm at least, otherwise Brandon Stark would've found a different way to vent if he knew what kind of death trap he walked right into by provoking a mad man with absolute power. Moreover, the alliance was likely remnants of a pre-existing alliance (hence why Ned and Robert were wards with a few other marriages by Hoster) so despite losing Rickard, all he had to do was reaffirm Hoster's part with a new proposal. Tywin was probably in on it too but backed out since he had beef with Aerys and lost his heir but saved Cersei for a royal marriage. But Robert was likely one of the best warriors during his time and not even at peak of his youth which meant he was amazing and had potential to be better. Losing Rickard also had a positive effect since Rickard was a respectable Warden of the North like most Stark lords and was likely loved by his subjects since Northerners usually have a strong bond with one another unlike the Southerners because winter forces their culture on the importance of banding together. This meant it was easy for Ned to gather his swords compared to Jon and Robert but his problem was getting back North alive and calling his banners since their noble houses live far apart.

      Aerys was surrounded by traitors and eager incompetents. Most of the competent lords didn't support him but rather they support Rhaegar who is missing and the one to blame for the rebellion in the first place. They had numbers since people are either forced or eager to fight for glory on the loyalist side. Jon had a rough start but once he got the ball rolling, it was plain to see Aerys had a weak hold on his armies and relied on unreliable men (Mace being a lazy gloryhound, Connington another gloryhound and sycophant courtiers). At the battle of the trident, it was roughly even but Robert came out the victor.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinks water
    >dies
    sasuga

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinks milk of the poppy
    >dies
    Oy vey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he died the day he stopped taking it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he drank at least two times throughout the episode, with a third heavily implied one

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Luke is serious cuddlebait and adorable
    i couldn’t agree more :3 i’m going to miss him so much

    [...]
    Okay so when does this Luke show up? I sadly got bored after episode 3 or 4 when it all revolved around the same problem and nothing seemed to happen.
    I heard there were time skips with children growing up, but this is the first time I see a face.

    this version of luke is in episodes 8 & 10

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    pretty bad t b h. hopefully he has someone who will treat him well

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be trucker
    >HOTD happens
    >renewed interest in ASOIAF
    >buy Audiobooks for all non mainplot ASOIAF books(fire and blood,a hedge knight, a world of ice and fire and etc)
    >exhaust all other sources
    >well time to do it
    >start main ASOIAF Audiobooks
    >start listening
    >get to Varys
    >narrator sounds like he's guzzling cum with a mouth absents of teeth in order to give the character a unique voice as he reads all novels
    >totally kills all small council scenes especially in comparison to what my mind jumps to(the show)
    fuck I guess reading is better other character voice drive me near as mad but I can handle them but Varys is god awful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/c/davidreadsasoiaf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >obese daffy duck varys
      >puh-tire baelish
      >scottish pirate brienne
      >I cant remember who or where (arya POV I think?) but Dotrice pronounces someone's name three completely different ways in the same chapter
      it's fucking ABYSMAL.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/c/davidreadsasoiaf

      Only girl voice he can do right is Arya and that's a feat considering he has an impressive range with male voices. If he has a female va with him, it would be a solid audiobook choice that's free.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brb

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the fuck can't they give blacks of this show good wigs and hairstyles?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they dont actually give a shit about them? why werent they given anything to do other than stand there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There were even scenes filmed of them interacting with their parents but they got cut because they wanted Daemon to look like a deadbeat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whats the deal with hess' hate boner for daemon. is it because women want to fuck him? makes me think shell mess up aemond next.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No need to worry for Aemond because the dyke loves him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They need to balance out the moral playing field of the blacks and greens and since Daemon is the only adult straight white male on the Blacks, he is the only one that's allowed to be evil.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            daemon ruined the dance because martin didn't hop off his cock. it's fair that retarded gary stu that didn't even exist first gets written this way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aemond is love. The favorite even from the clothes designer and hair stylist. How can you even say he's hated when he has the most consistent development from child to teen? While Nyra gave a 180 personality wise and Alicent is inconsistent, and other characters just exist?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They already made Aemond completely unrecognizable from his book self. Don't worry, anything bad he does will continue to be blamed on Vhagar, Daemon, or the people Aemond is killing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He is the prince who was promised (true) bloodline. We know Aegon was sterile so his prophecy is fucked. The Great Empire of Dawn fought the First Long Night, the Hightowers (the descedants with Daynes) helped Starks vs second. Targs were only joining with a greater bloodline.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >whats the deal with hess' hate boner for daemon
            she fucked up because people still want to fuck him

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We archive today, won't we?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where can i read the asoiaf books online. i wanna read them on my phone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait till z-lib comes back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It WILL come back and we WILL be happy

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anime.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 rats who wouldn't have died if Alicent wasn't a vicious cunt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Back to twitter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To talk with the deranged blackfags? No thank you, they're worse than the Greens

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a deranged blackfag sorry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 rats who wouldn't have died if Alicent wasn't a vicious cunt

      I'm actually writing a fic where some of the Greens supporters actually fight for them, some due to marriage (Unwin), or simply because Jaehaerys is a legitime heir who was born to his actual father instead of being a bastard (because bastards are le bad)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i've read a fanfiction in which jahaerys is jace's son. it was very sweet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > some of the Greens supporters actually fight for them
        Already out of character.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >page 9
    the general is dead. bury it.
    consider this mercy.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s over

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s a helaena

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s a luke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow i love it

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lukeposters keep this general alive with our blood sweat & tears

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im so lonely you guys are my only interaction outside of work and im also drunk rn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what you drinking anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blackni.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stunning!

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope that Vic doesn't get betrayed by Moroqqo or Dany, he's my favorite character.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All fucking Freyscum and Boltonshits must fucking hang.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What would she think of Jon Snow?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you, rotten tully stark corpse. They did nothing wrong.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need a washed up pretty boy to play Aegon VI.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be better beginning with Daeron the Young Dragon fighting the Dornish and killing him off in the first episode, setting the stage for everything to come.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Execute your great uncle!
    No.
    >Train at arms!
    No.
    >Peake is a tyrant, do something!
    No.
    >Eat the turnips!
    No.
    >Don't wed that child!
    No.
    >Don't greet Oakenfist!
    No.
    >Stop neglecting your wife and whipping boy in favour of your brother!
    No.
    >Eat the poisoned pie!
    No.
    >Hand over your brother's wife!
    No.
    >Open the door!
    No.
    >Believe Lord Rowan's inadmissible confession!
    No.
    >Go on a royal progress!
    No.
    >I'm your Hand!
    No.
    >Consummate your marriage!
    No.
    >Stop killing dragons!
    No.
    >Hunt!
    No.
    >Hawk!
    No.
    >Ride!
    No.
    >Laugh!
    No.
    >Smile!
    No.
    >Talk!
    No.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Daemon Targaryen (2570)
    >Aemond "One-Eye" Targaryen (2263)

    Surpassed his mom. He's coming from Daemon's geriatric ass next.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't you save him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wasn't there, and he was kind of a sperg

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, this is promising

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is time to visit her chambers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jon is too much of a moralfag to do such a thing, though I'm trying to change him through endless sacrifices to the Gods. He got the hemophiliac perk and all.

          [...]
          Is that a mod that mkaes the portraits closer to the show counterparts? Jon is described as clean shaved in the books

          No idea, I'm using Merged AGOT, it has a lot of weird additions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a mod that mkaes the portraits closer to the show counterparts? Jon is described as clean shaved in the books

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"all characters are varying shades of grey"
    >bad quality: comically evil and sadistic
    >good quality: sHe LovES HeR ChILDreN

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This Tully Lord died after consuming what drink:

    1.moon tea
    2.arbor gold
    3. milk of the poppy
    4.water
    5. sweet sleep

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For a new Empire in Essos

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel that Valyrian religion will never be truly explored.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realized Baelon and Alyssa were the best incestual couple?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dayne?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they're gonna leave the scene of daemon being an absolute madman an jumping off a flying dragon to land on vaghar and killing his nephew mid flight by piercing his eyesocket, or are they gonna make it boring?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /daemyra/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's got a cute smile. he should do it more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently all these bits at the table were unscripted that showrunners just decided to keep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emma looks exactly like Lizzie when she smiles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now that's a shot straight out of a horror movie

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hi ned, welcome back i’m so happy you’re not dea-
    >what’s with the baby you’re holding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow she was ugly even when young(er)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would she be better?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lookswise yes but its recasts voice that sells her character.

        >hi ned, welcome back i’m so happy you’re not dea-
        >what’s with the baby you’re holding

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's ugly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow she was ugly even when young(er)

      trans anon

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the stress of having a bastard living in the same home as her aged her rapidly

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    METH MONKE

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good Morning, Helaenamaniacs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Ser Anon comes into the room

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just saw my first cregan/jacerys art
    i think the fujoposting here is affecting my Twitter I demand you stop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chinese fujos have been making it for weeks, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        awe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point of drawing characters you dont know the looks of yet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's described in the books....

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rhaenyra is fat and ugly in the books
            Viserys is fat and ugly in the books
            Helaena is fat and ugly in the books

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All those three actors are kind of fat in the show, too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh anon have we been watching the same show?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what you have been doing. Viserys actor is soft and chubby (not when he becomes a corpse), Nyra has a pudgy face and Helaena is just thick in that unflattering dress she wears all the time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What malnourished shithole do you live it to consider any of these fat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek burger detected

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The burger thinks that because he is obese everyone must be too
                Lay down the burgers fatty

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >amerimutt thinks that anyone that weighs less than 80 kils is malnourished

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I'm not the one who called this

                *fat titted

                fat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But, Phia's phias are very fat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *fat titted

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That, too. Book accurate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pia has a hairy armpit apparently

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And, I thought I couldn't get even more in love with Phia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well, post it then. I need to evaluate this fanart you're talking about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cregan/jacerys
      disgusting. jacerys is for heleana

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why weren't the seven kingdoms renamed into an empire?

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread was made 17 hours ago
    >still here
    It's fucking over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this is the end of /got/hotd/ I'd like to confess that even though I'm green I'd like to have sex with Daemon, he makes my pussy wet for some reason, something that my babies (Aemond and Aegon) cannot make me feel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's ok, you'd have to be a dyke to not want to have sex with Daemon

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no, it's some other femanon who has two sons named aemond and aegon

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New

    [...]

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      notice how Luke posters are always posting first in these generals, they really have no life

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