New Leaks from “Shadow of The Sith” - Luke’s Jedi Order was on Ossus, it was very large, Corran Horn was there and Luke is the one who hid Rey Palpatine with Lor San Tekka.
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This lmao
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This. Sequels killed my interest in star wars
Sounds like they are retconning the Sequels. Now:
- Luke knew of and helped hide Rey
- Luke’s Jedi Order was pretty large and had multiple generations of classes and included big names from Legends (Horn)
- Ben is a Jedi Knight who was left in charge while Luke went on New Republic missions
-Luke and Ben are actually really close
-Ochi comes out of the closet
Disney is starting to realize the sequels suck? Baby steps, I guess.
Disney knows millions of people are pissed off with the decisions made in the ST and the way the lore was trashed. They literally have to fix this time period or they’ll be a dead brand forever
why do comic word bubbles emphasize the wrong words
I guess they don't really give a shit about a cohesive story so long as it makes a buck.
>cohesive story is hated
It has no value, so change it. There's no artistic value to objective garbage
>Sequel Trilogy
>cohesive story
The Sequel Trilogy was the most disjointed, chaotic mess ever created. If anything, all of these new changes are massive improvements to what we got.
>If anything, all of these new changes are massive improvements to what we got.
Yeah. They have to show that Luke isn't a complete failure to make any of it work anyway.
>They have to show that Luke isn't a complete failure to make any of it work anyway.
Correct. They need to fix Luke. As goes Luke so goes Star Wars. Disney needs to restore most of his achievements and power or nobody will come back for post ST content. As it is, Disney Wars is struggling to keep their much smaller fanbase in line. They won’t survive like this unless they change the ST lore to make better sense
>Disney needs to restore most of his achievements and power or nobody will come back for post ST content.
Yeah. That's why I think they're decentralizing everything in the retcon. Go out, help people, and settle in to pass on your expertise once you're ready.
Objectively good
What’s objectively good?
>- Luke’s Jedi Order was pretty large and had multiple generations of classes and included big names from Legends (Horn)
uhhh wouldn't there be a bunch of them running around then? why didn't they help la resistance?
Nobody helped the Resistance until the end of Episode 9. For all we know they were in exile or imprisoned somewhere
>uhhh wouldn't there be a bunch of them running around then? why didn't they help la resistance?
What if the New Jedi Order is decentralized and they were ordered to make their own temples elsewhere after a while?
>Ochi comes out of the closet
What.
Yes, it’s 2022, Chuderino. Let Ochi live his life
Wasn’t this Snoke image before they made him a clone or does it still apply? They can’t even get his backstory straight
I think after but I don’t actually know
The Sequels killed everyone’s interest in Star Wars. It was a brand/ franchise destroying event. It sounds like this book is actually doing some things right but you always know that Kathleen Kennedy is just around the corner…ready to attack and humiliate Luke again
no one cares.
Take your meds weeb
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fpbp. not in the movies, dont care. these supplemental materials exist to attempt to fix what disney fricked up, none of it was planned.
No one cares
Holy fricking based
So Horn is dead?
I don’t know. He may have left prior to the attack.
Who?
Who?
I hope every single Star Wars fan commits suicide.
Who the frick are the characters? Luke I know. Who’s Ray and Lorsan arepa and so on?
Ray’s full name is Mary Sue Palpatine. And she learned the force in 5 hours because WOKE™
True, who did anything besides her and Kylo? I guess Po would be the closest to a character.
>That was totally shat on by Rian and Admiral Purple Hair
That image was dumb considering Luke was the leader on echo base and Han was leading that very squad on Endor
How do you not know lor San tekka? He was the old guy in the first 3 minutes of TFA WHERE kylo says "look how old you've become"
nothing after ROTJ is canon
battlefront 2 tho
i meant chronologically
>Shadow of the Sith is a forthcoming adult novel by Adam Christopher
it's just a novel by some soi author, not anything real like a movie or game
Does anyone else get anxiety reading these books because it's just word on a page and none of it is real or really happening or am I just autistic
Anyone who still pays attention to star wars after 1999 is a loser and possibly child molester.
>Ossus
>Corran Horn
>Lor San Tekka
Why does nu wars have such terrible names?
Corran Horn and Ossus are old EU things.
lol. They retcon lore the way they want in books and comics, to shit on their own book lore again in the next movie. The Star Wars franchise is garbage.
Jurassic Park is learning from Star Wars, the last movie felt like watching tros
There will never be a more hilarious obvious retcon to a central part of the story in film history than Kylo telling Rey her parents are nobody then telling her "well they chose to be nobody."
>retcon old EU stuff
>so you can just pick its bones for your lifeless garbage
Corran Horn was one of the premiere badasses of the EU and Luke's New Jedi Order. theyll make him some cucked moron and kill him off since he isnt in the sequels, where they could have used the services of a Jedi Master.
yeah TROS and that last jurassic park movie are total garbage from the same dump heap. once they destroyed the island and head to that mansion i couldnt stay awake. and the end devolves into a scooby-doo chase thru a mansion.
>Corran Horn was one of the premiere badasses of the EU and Luke's New Jedi Order. theyll make him some cucked moron and kill him off since he isnt in the sequels, where they could have used the services of a Jedi Master.
Right. Corran Horn needs to be side by side with Grand Master Luke on missions, in essence be his Lancelot to Luke’s own King Arthur. Maybe after many years they have a falling out (look up what happened with Lancelot and Arthur) and Horn leaves the order to travel the unknown territories
luke, corran and kyle katarn need to go on some absolute bro tier jedi master adventures
>luke, corran and kyle katarn need to go on some absolute bro tier jedi master adventures
If anyone other than Kathy Kennedy ran Star Wars, we’d have already gotten it by now.
THE LAST JEDI WAS SO FRICKING BADF
911 HAPPENED
THE MCU WAS ALWAYS TRASH
REY SUCKS
>Corran Horn was there
I will be sure to never read anything about this because they're gonna fricking ruin my homie Corran.
They already threw kid Corran into Kenobi.
Really?
Yeah, there's a con-man faking being a Jedi that's part of a network smuggling force sensitives and political enemies of the Empire to planets out of their reach that is introduced through a mother asking him to help her son Corran.
Call me when he hid the salami with rey.
>Rey, did I ever tell you that you were once my pupil? Yes, it is true. I knew you were a descendant of the Emperor so hid you away on Jakku, where you would be safe from his reach. We also wiped your memory with the force so you would not try to find us and so I could also hide away too. We were good friends.
Kek
>All those times you were raped in Jakuu as a little child? It was to protect you from the Emperor, he was a good friend.
lmao. Exactly. Star Wars is written by perverts on drugs.
Rey needs to have had a lot more training prior to the Sequel Trilogy- otherwise her skills don’t make a lot of sense (and makes everyone hate Rey). So whether Luke taught her when she was young and then somehow used the force to bury her memories until she needed them (like in TFA) or Rey was trained by the Sith Eternal as a child, something needs to be done to fix that 2 hour force mastery shit. It’s embarrassing and ruins the saga.
Also, Rey needs a much better relationship to Luke to justify taking his surname. So that needs to be fixed too. Because right now it’s a punchline
You can't save Rey's character with the help of training and shit. She is Palpatine, she will be forever, she can only enter the Skywalker family through Kylo - the last Skywalker and Vader's grandson - and nothing else.
The Force itself bound the two. They are a dyad that is "stronger than life" and this is canon. After Kylo's disappearance, Rey's force sensitivity should also go away. Or she should be "pulled" to where Kylo is.
The Palpatines are only canonically half as powerful as the Skywalkers. So that doesn’t explain her skill. She needs training somehow
>Head canon post
George Lucas Canon
This is what they should've done and what I think the original plan was but then Johnson changed it. Still if they went this route a 5 year old Rey learning lightsaber skills equivalent to beat 18 year old seasoned Kylo Ren doesn't make sense.
Years after the fact they’re STILL releasing patches and bug fixes to the nu-trilogy.
>I-I-I RECOGNIZE THAT CHARACTERRRR
>quoting redditlettermedia
I will never get why they didn't have the premise simply be that Luke leads a new jedi order while Leia is like the leader of the new republic or something, then the new generation of jedi have to face some new threat. It just seems like the natural progression, and would make it really easy to introduce a few new diverse jedi without worrying about the backstop of them
>make it really easy to introduce a few new diverse jedi without worrying about the backstop of them
There's one other benefit: If Luke has to die, he dies with a serious legacy.
Red Letter Media and the Fandom Menace brainwashed Normies that they only wanted A New Hope rehashed. And that anything different is bad.
and all of this is pointless because of the sequels
OH BOY. I CAN'T WAIT FOR A YOUNG LUKE SKYWALKER SHOW CALLED "SKYWALKER" SHOWING HIM FIGHTING A BLACK LADY THAT COVERS 15 YEARS OF HIS LIFE AS YOUNG REY GETS INTO MISCHIEF.
So were gonna have Luke materialize on another planet with his cadet branch jedi are still around in the next movie?
>drinks seal titty milk
>refuses to train Rey
>teleports behind Kylo Ren
>“see you around kid, heh.”
>dies
>“CLEAN IT UP JEDI JANNIES!”
Kino
Luke was never there, he actually became one with the force years before. He appeared to Rey and Kylo and did only what he needed to which is why he vanished. All of the events of the trilogy really just happened in Rey's mind.
Honestly, they're going to need to pull some kind of major retcon to get out of the mess Disney's bad writing got them into, and I don't think they can write their way out of it without basically just writing it out or rebooting it like they did with Clone Wars.
>I DID 30 YEARS IN THE FRICKIN JOINT
>I WANTED MANIGOTT, I COMPROMISED
>I HEATED SEAL TITTY MILK ON THE RADIATORS
>Let's make a trilogy
>Let's not plan out the story ahead of time though
>Let's take it 1 movie at a time, see how it goes
Brilliant.
I'm convinced the initial plan was soft reboot of Episode 4 with the Force Awakens, and then do a sort of loose adaptation of Dark Empire.
Except "Last Jedi" fricked up everything, and then nobody cared about "Rise of Skywalker" which wound up just being a mess as it tried to fit in a ton of the originally planned content and solve the problems Last Jedi created like the "Resistance" having no military resources, and there being no clear bad guy, etc.
>Let’s reboot the most popular movie of all time that made $4 billion dollars, is the absolute lynchpin of the entire saga, and is beloved by tens of millions.. what could possibly go wrong
This was their first problem. Nobody wanted a reboot. Everyone wanted a continuation of the Skywalker Saga. And if Kathleen didn’t feel like honoring the Original 6 films then she should have set her stupid movies 500 years after RoTJ and left them alone.
>Everyone wanted a continuation of the Skywalker Saga.
Lets face it, everyone who cared wanted an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy or the New Jedi Order. Either of which would have been easily doable for a company with Disney's resources. Kathleen Kennedy decided to throw everything out and just put no effort into writing up a coherent setting, overarching story that would make sense, creating characters that people would care about, or even at the most basic level that would be marketable.
Disney could have been selling boatloads of "Yavin 4 Jedi Temple" Lego sets. Or stuff for little kids doing Jedi Training without the whole 'getting brutally murdered by Vader' baggage. Lego made sets based off of stuff that was only in the EU because of video games in the 90s and it sold better than the new Star Wars toys.
500 years later might have been better, but even then its pretty clear the people in the drivers seat for the Disney movies just didn't give a shit.
>Lets face it, everyone who cared wanted an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy or the New Jedi Order. Either of which would have been easily doable for a company with Disney's resources.
Correct, but they could still conceivably do both. Luke’s Jedi Order is apparently pretty big in this new book. And it’s on Ossus. So it does seem like Lucasfilm is actually trying to align Legends and Canon together. It’s like free money to do so too.
>everyone who cared wanted an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy or the New Jedi Order.
The actors are too old for those, but the writers actually ripped off elements of what came after, such as how Ben is Jacen Solo.
>Animation
>Recast
>Deepfake
>book/ comic series
It’s easy enough
Actually, they might be flipping it around by putting Ahsoka in Luke's place... or they're both banging.
>Disney could have been selling boatloads of "Yavin 4 Jedi Temple" Lego sets
yeah they could have done tons of shit with a whole new generation of Jedi being trained by Luke, showing all kinds of padawans human and alien being trained under Luke and having adventures across the galaxy investigating the mysteries of the old jedi and sith orders. build your own jedi shit out the wazoo for kids, like Jedi Academy writ large.
There was a great post on saltier than crait that explained that the reason the sequels were so bad was because they were never meant to be serious adult follow ups. They were meant to be YA movies in the vein of Hunger games, Divergent and so on. They even posted leaked instructions from the initial auditions for the characters instructing the actors to act like they were in that kind of a movie.
That's really no excuse, even kids know when you're not putting any effort into making a story make sense. Even with a kids or 'young adult' audience in mind Disney upper management should have made sure they had a solid story bible for the trilogy, and what the toys would be like for each one well in advance.
The Clone Wars animated series for instance was clearly for kids, but had decent story telling, and was bearable to watch as an adult watching it with my 5 year old.
>The Clone Wars animated series for instance was clearly for kids, but had decent story telling
A lot of the political themes in that series would fly over adults' heads, let alone kids.
This isn't unusual for good content aimed at kids. You think that when I saw Return of the Jedi in the theater as a kid that I grasped its message about the dangers of religious extremism, or how violent resistance against fascist authoritarianism is justified and is often the only way to make progress towards a fair and just society?
That's really the big problem with Disney's trilogy, they clearly gave no thought to the messages in it, other than what Chinese censors would object to.
>I grasped its message about the dangers of religious extremism, or how violent resistance against fascist authoritarianism is justified and is often the only way to make progress towards a fair and just society?
I definitely did, but The Clone Wars is way more complicated than even those messages. They even have an arc about bank nationalization.
>bank nationalization
which is what ~~*they*~~ fear the most
You aren't as smart as you think you are
ST won't get retconned until Kennedy is in charge on Lucasfilm
and she will be in charge for the rest of her life because she has Disney execs by the balls with lots of incriminating material
Who still cares about star wars at this point?
>let's ruin everything
BRAVO KATHLEEN
Do they really think anyone cares to know?
We already know the entire Skywalker family is dead but the Palpatine seed lives on.
End of your hope, end of story. Frick Disney.
>We already know the entire Skywalker family is dead but the Palpatine seed lives on. End of your hope, end of story. Frick Disney.
I still can’t believe that they actually did this. Like not a single DFL person raised their hand at the story meeting and asked “what in the actual frick?!’
disney SWINO is fricking shit.
No one cares.
don't care
Where is my waifu Mara Jade?
You will see her (pickrel.) in the next series.
>Disney's Thrawn Trilogy
>Talon Karrde is now mansplaining butthole
>Mara Jade, independent black woman, who is also stronger than Luke in the force, teaches sexist Karrde a lesson and brings the smugglers together under her control
Where she belongs, safe in the EU, never to be molested by the mouse.
…my god…somehow…a beautiful fate.
>Lor San Tekka
Ah right Max von Sydow was in nu wars, doing basically nothing. Such a great use of an actor