Green Knight

Was it kino?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >arthurian legend
    >shitskin actor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Beautiful movie that really uses the strength of the medium, especially visually and non verbal atmospheric building stuff.
      Only idiots complain about it coz there wasn't enough "story" or coz it didn't adhere to the stupid fairytale closely enough.

      Fantasy. It doesn't matter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely shit fucking taste, and probably brown

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It does matter and i literally did not watch the movie because of the disgusting attempt at erasing a people’s culture

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I didn't watch it for that reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the actor was decent for the role, but yeah he did stick out a bit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this
      Don't care how well made it is, when you brownwash a character from European folklore, count me OUT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop replying to yourself you weirdo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally the reason I didn't watch it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      this
      Don't care how well made it is, when you brownwash a character from European folklore, count me OUT

      Yeah I didn't watch it for that reason

      I thought the actor was decent for the role, but yeah he did stick out a bit.

      ironically there's literally an Arthurian character who IS a moor, Sir Palomides, the rival/friend of Sir Tristram (aka Tristan) who has many of his own stories
      they could have made a story about him, instead they turned the whitest palest motherfucker in all of Arthurian legend - Sir Gawain, son of Morgause/Morgan le Fay, Arthur's sister and King Lot of Orkney (look where those are on a map sometime), - into a streetshitting dalit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      He looks like George Harrison with a tan. You people are fucking weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like an Indian with a styled beard. Funnily, he is.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No not really

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is mudshit
      And people complained it was unrealistic

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more like the brown knight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His brownness was good for character. Would have been dull with a self respecting white fellow.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fell asleep in the theater watching it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Redeem Knight

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it a lot. Looked great, lots of memorable sequences. Really felt like a journey, they did a good job with the pacing.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very competent movie, very brave. And Anonymous is credited in the beginning, was it writer or director, don't remember.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The story is Anonymous if I remember right. I thought it was a cool ass movie. And anyone who complains muh shitskin actor
      is shallow as fuck. There's pandering and then there's just having a good actor who isn't some based Aryan God. If they had a bunch of Shaniquas running around then yeah you'd have a point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A) bad actor
        B) it's pandering to cast an actor that doesn't look the part when one that does could easily be found. Or extreme nepotism.
        C) post nose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Indians and Pakis have absolutely no claim to those stories and its fucking gross.

        Also post nose

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, but Americans are retarded and think since it has "knight" in the title, it's supposed to be an action movie. It's full of witchy, pagan sex magic. Pacing is unbalanced, but I'd watch it again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans are retarded and think since it has "knight" in the title, it's supposed to be an action movie.
      Who went into this expecting an action movie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No one, hes just crying about Americans unprompted.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it was kino.

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  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there weird gay sex in this or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. There’s hetero sex only. There’s only one scene where a guy misses the knight on the lips and it’s from the original poem.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weird. And sexy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't there weird gay sex in this or something?

        the witch and her father, and their house and ghost, the fox and all of that are illusions and part of the knight's game
        so they're technically him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're thinking of the dream you had last night

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >european mythology
    >make a brown man the lead
    >owns the chuds

    >literally anything but european mythology
    >put a white person in there at all
    >uhm sweaty this is problematic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was born of a peasant/exiled lady canonically.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cheddar Man confirmed culturally, now canonically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >european mythology
      You know that hinduism is the only surviving prechristian european religion right?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >green knight is chilling in his house
    >hears loud hindi music blaring outside
    >goes to his door
    >sees a shitty toyota pull up
    >indian guy gets out, talking loudly on his phone, with an ubereats bag
    >"hello sir uber deliver have nice day"

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah there's just so much quality Arthurian content coming out all the time so I was perfectly happy letting a brown lead be a deal breaker for me.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's a good film, thank you very much sir, next question?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was gawain or whatever his name was a piece of shit in the poem like in the movie? I mean I liked that he was shown to be a less than great knight. Also whats the meaning of his head not getting chopped at the end?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not getting chopped off? Did we watch different movies? I think not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haven’t seen the movie, but in the poem Gawain is basically a perfectly noble guy, a “faultless hero” who bravely accepts the Green Knight’s strange challenge, keeps his word to go and find the Green Chapel, and expertly navigates the lady’s attempts to seduce him. His one mistake is that on the third day of his bargain with the lord of the castle (who is secretly the Green knight), he accepts the girdle from the lady out of fear for his life, and then he fails to admit to the lord that he got the girdle, thus breaking their covenant to trade all their winnings each day. In the end, he is ashamed at having betrayed the lord’s trust and confesses his deceit, which imo makes him even more noble than if he’d never broken the promise in the first place.

      As to your second question, the Green Knight never intended to cut off his head in the first place. It was all a test orchestrated by Morgan Le Fay. The Green Knight gives two ineffectual strikes of the axe (Gawain flinches from the first, and the second one GK just pretends to hit him), and the third stroke of the axe nicks his neck. He tells Gawain that he did not hit him the first two times because he kept their deal the first two nights. He hit him on the third stroke as payment for his breaking of the covenant on day 3. Again, this is all based on the poem; I haven’t seen the movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fits the movie.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SIR

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You know that hinduism is the only surviving prechristian european religion right?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the shitskin knight and the evil loo
    what the fuck do you think retard?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever explain why Merlin turned Gawain into a poo?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They cast him because he looks like Jesus.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been better without Mr. Hanky

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can someone post the kiss webm

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks ass. Decent cinematography and music direction were wasted on utter shit writing with utter shit acting. I couldn’t finish it

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