Greetings Mephisto here long ago I made a deal with Peter Parker and as a result his marriage with MJ never happened look up OMD for details.

Greetings Mephisto here long ago I made a deal with Peter Parker and as a result his marriage with MJ never happened look up OMD for details.

Anyway welcome to the new Spider-Man thread you fans enjoy the thread and I will just keep enjoying having Peter's soul. Anyway I am off now for new conquests oh you may find this interesting I did once make a deal with Norman Osborn.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a dumb idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good job it never happened

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess else what never happened? oh yes because of the deal peter made he never had a child.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"muahahahaha, you'll never have children now!"
          >"ok"
          >proceeds with sex adventures with every known female from Black cat to Felicia Hardy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Child is traced photos of the daughter Joe Quesada lost custody of in the divorce

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deal with peter and mj
    >deal with miles
    >deal with otto
    >deal with norman
    What other spider character will Mephisto make a deal with? Is he going for the whole set?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next thing you know we will find out Aunt May or ben reilly made a deal with him.

      Yes I can see it now
      Mephisto to May: I can bring your husband back to life just give me your soul in exchange
      May: O-Okay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it'll be funny if Jessica Drew ends up making a deal with Mephisto to undo what happened to her son.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why not Eddie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder, Marvel gave the chance to stop Mephisto with Alexandra, but Alonso said no to not piss off quesada and we got Reyes GR in exchange, which unironically worked well since Johnny, Robbie and Danny became bros and Eli wants to take mephisto's place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stilt-Man

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyway I am off now for new conquests oh you may find this interesting I did once make a deal with Norman Osborn.
    I can't believe that Norman was so based in making a deal with Mephisto solely to kill Gwen!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never happened anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't believe that Norman was so based in making a deal with Mephisto solely to kill Gwen!
      unironically speaking Norman ended up becoming the green goblin due to the deal. Thus had he never simply no to it the green goblin never would have been born, harry had keept his soul and Gwen never would have died.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter is such a shit stain of a character at this point . Just kill him off and let Miles be the main Spider-Man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But miles did the same.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s funny how in both cases Mephisto did exactly what he said he would, no more and no less, took no-one’s souls, and the deals ultimately had no repercussions outside of doing what the Editors want and nothing else.

        He’s the Genie from Aladdin now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly who wouldn’t cut a deal with Mephisto at this point?

          CHARLES XAVIER DO THE RIGHT THING AND GIVE MEPHISTO YOUR LEGS TO UNDO THE KRAKOA ERA

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mephisto wrote this post…

            You don’t need anyone’s marriage. You don’t even need an extra set of legs!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's only one true successor to the spider-man name

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP posted an hours long tirade about how he wanted to frick children, multiple times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Peter deserve every shitty thing that’s happened to him since OMD for making the deal in the first place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know man.

      Does Joe Quesada deserve to be killed for demanding OMD in the first place?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now that JMS denies having been pressured to write it, both of them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Now that JMS denies having been pressured to write it
          JMS knew his run was over, and he just stopped caring about what would happen to Peter, MJ, aunt May and everyone else after he left. Joe asked him, "Can you write this, this and this?", JMS agreed, "Yeah, whatever you say, I'm leaving anyway," and that's how we got OMD.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He deserve to suffer as long as refuse to rescue Anne from Mephisto and May from Osborn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his daughters are sucking wieners in hell

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gwenschizo posting about underage girls sucking dick again

          And here… we… go!

          %3D%3D

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, cause post-OMD Peter is functionally a different person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s become a self insert for Dan Slott and Zeb Wells.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND YOU KNOW WHO, upon finding out she had a clone, would use it as an excuse for a threesome rather than angst about who her husband likes better? That's right, MJ Watson!
    What's YOUR excuse, Jean Grey!?!?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s funny how Tom Brevoort is basically OMD-ing up X-Men post Krakoa to the point where I also think they should just go all in and bring in Mephisto to undo all the scary changes and take them back to the Mansion.

    >Your soul? I don’t want your soul, Charles!
    >I want something much, much more precious to you…
    >I want… YOUR LEGS!
    >MWAHAHAHAHA

    I mean conceptually that’s what Rise from the Ashes is anyways.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have absolutely no issue shitting up the schizo’s schizo threads while constantly berating him for bragging about wanting to frick kids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make anti-schizo thread then. No the other one doesn't count

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://bleedingcool.com/comics/ultimate-spider-man-5-dominates-bleeding-cool-weekly-bestseller-list/

    >Gwenschizo seeing this article and vowing to be an even bigger and more obnoxious pedophile now out of revenge against Johnathan Hickman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1. Ultimate Spider-Man #5
      >2. Hellverine #1
      >3. Wolverine #50
      >4. Rise of the Powers of X #5
      >5. Avengers: Twilight #6
      >6. X-Men: The Wedding Special One-Shot
      >7. Midnight Sons: Blood Hunt #1
      >8. Edge of Spider-Verse #4
      >9. Star Wars: Darth Maul Black, White & Blood #2
      >10. Universal Monsters: Creature from the Black Lagoon Lives! #2

      THIS ISN’T FRICKING FAIR, THERE’S NO ADHD RIDDLED FILLER FIGHTS IN EITHER ISSUE 4 OR 5 OF USM AND YET IT STIL BEAT OUT THE HECKING WHOLESOME GAY MARRIAGE ISSUE FOR X-MEN!?!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, the Marvel comic outsold the other Marvel comic. How will Marvel ever recover from this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You say this as if people like Dan Slott aren’t freaking the frick out over Ultimate’s success. There’s a lot of internal pettiness and intrigue in these companies, because they’re exactly the same toxic nerds they accuse their fans of being.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You say this as if people like Dan Slott aren’t freaking the frick out over Ultimate’s success.
            And are these people like Dan Slott with us in this wedding special?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ur one FATT SLOBB

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is disgusting. The character is ruined. How do you go back from this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You reboot with Ultimate again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I’ll never phonepost again.

        Good thing schizo threads are not worth the effort!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You anons making fun of Gwenschizo better be careful, or else he might start spamming his own thread with yet another homosexual story-time of What If Dark Spider-Gwen for the eightieth time.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I truly dont care if spiderman is single or married , but having he strike a deal with the devil makes me go schizo. Next thing they are going to make him go back in time to kill uncle ben.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul abuse is rare but funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always wholesome. I hope he gets his kids back but only for a few minutes and only to take them away again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mephisto: Here's your Fake Kids back, Paul!

        Paul: Hooray!

        Mephisto: PSYCHE, b***h!

        Kids: D-Dadddy...what a world, what a world!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone leak the spoilers already, i want Gwenscizo now that he was exposed as the Anti-ESO sperg from Cinemaphile and /vg/ shitting and crying blood out of his impotent rage.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on so he wants to be married to Peter or MJ?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I want your love
    So, threesome? Kinky boy, safeword is artichoke.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I figured it out
    >Billy Kincaid is a deranged child-killer and pedophile in the Spawn universe.
    >Billy Kincaid returns in Issue #8 of the Spawn comic book series. He awakens in an "orchard" of Hell
    That's why Gwenschizo is so obsessed with Mephisto.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No jokes about spawn I one had a idea which involved a demom disguised as a angel who offered a deceased Gwen Stacy a chance to return to life and get revenge on her murderer. So not really thinking about she would agree to the deal not knowing she made a deal with a demon in reality. Basically she would have resembled a female version of spawn. The ironic part is she would know who killed her but not remember who she was later she would regain he memories.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Less then fricking no one gives a frick about 616 gwen stacey, gwen pool is absolute shit and an embarrassment, and spider-gwen is only popular because of the costume.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did peter and mephisto even interact before OMD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No jokes about spawn I one had a idea which involved a demom disguised as a angel who offered a deceased Gwen Stacy a chance to return to life and get revenge on her murderer. So not really thinking about she would agree to the deal not knowing she made a deal with a demon in reality. Basically she would have resembled a female version of spawn. The ironic part is she would know who killed her but not remember who she was later she would regain he memories.

        Briefly in a couple of weird ways actually. One was during a bet with the Beyonder, where the Beyonder bet that Spider-Man couldn’t or wouldn’t save Wilson Fisk from an assassin and Mephisto bet that he could/would. They seemingly both chose Spider-Man at random, as a stand in for humans in general.

        The other is a weirder one but more tangential and indirect. During the 90s Norman Osborn framed Spider-Man for murder, so to avoid the city-wide manhunt Peter created four fake identities as different super people: Ricochet, Prodigy, Dusk, and Hornet. After clearing his name he retired the identities and costumes and went back to being Spider-Man.

        Years later, a retired Golden Age superhero called the Black Marvel cut a deal with Mephisto to relive his glory days by living vicariously through young superheroes he would mentor and train. In exchange, Mephisto gave him four magic costumes… which were of Ricochet, Prodigy, Dusk, and Hornet, who called themselves the Slingers.

        The Slingers were able to free themselves and the Black Marvel from Mrphisto’s hold on them, but not even the Black Marvel had any idea the identities were connected to Spider-Man. Peter thought it was weird, investigates but found that his old costumes were still where he left them so he just wrote them off as wacky teen heroes creating a team based on identities he retired, shrugged, and went back to fricking his insanely hot red headed wife. He has no idea of the Slingers’ connection to Mephisto, and the Slingers have no idea of their connection to Spider-Man.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, was meant to respond to

          did peter and mephisto even interact before OMD

          not

          No jokes about spawn I one had a idea which involved a demom disguised as a angel who offered a deceased Gwen Stacy a chance to return to life and get revenge on her murderer. So not really thinking about she would agree to the deal not knowing she made a deal with a demon in reality. Basically she would have resembled a female version of spawn. The ironic part is she would know who killed her but not remember who she was later she would regain he memories.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a whogay forgot to take xir meds today

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There will never be a 616 Mayday because they made a fricking bullet wound impossible to deal with.

    They made Doctor fricking Doom unable to deal with a bullet wound when he'd fricking be over the moon to save Pete's aunt just from hearing how that damned Richards couldn't do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quesedilla litterally sold spiderman's life love humanity and the soul of his unborn first child to satan for the fantasy of times where he was cool to fricking losers.

      I don't know what rich white trash/soullles worshipper of baphomet paid that fat c**t to do it.
      But I hope whatever good or boon he got out of it burns to ashes around him.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I will just keep enjoying having Peter's soul.

    That's not what happened. You got tricked into turning yourself into a pigeon is what happened.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are maryshittygays so stupid? she's already happy with Paul.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stockholm Syndrome isn't love, you worthless piece of human trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ultimate Peter Parker
      >is actually married to Mary-Jane instead of just rooming with her
      >has actual human children instead of fakes created by his dad
      >has better facial hair and no manbun
      >has an actual job and an income
      >has birth certificate, valid ID, and Social Security Number
      >did not murder billions of people

      PAULBROS WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey so... are you really a child abuser?

      Because there are a lot of screencaps of you saying some shit...

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