Gunnerkrigg Court

Chapter 92: Page 30

We've been wondering

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's actually a completely normal new person and Annie just sexually harassed her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=-sEzLYLxhR3xudN2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Annie must go further! Grope her Annie! Fondle her boobs without consent! Assault her mouth!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New girl moves her arms like she has autism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a thing autismo people do?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It varies from person to person but weird body language is an autistic feature.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is not "language", btw. It is usually muscles being strained in most comfortable way physically and simultaneously psychologically. Just like when you, for example, move a spoon with your hand, when you are alone, you are not radiating any specific information or any information at all, you just move a spoon. Exactly the same thing is with autists, but all the time, no matter if they are talking to someone or not (unless they intentionally try to emulate something). It just gives comfort to bend your hand "like that", and your leg "like this".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >when you are alone, you are not radiating any specific information or any information at all,
            Um, yes you are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon is thinking of the classic "tard pose" which is elbows down, hands up, wrists limp. She's moving more like a Disney princess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that not a default setting for all of Kat's creations?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I save 20 year old memes like this in hopes I wake up in the past.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, anon. The past is gone. You wasted it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't we all brother

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely, she's some kind of fusion between Lana and Zimmy, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zimmy's schizophrenia
      >Lana's bawdtiness
      >Loup's knot
      Bit late to be introducing Annie's love interest, but I'll take it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lana x Coyote x Zimmy. Fun times ahead.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you doing? You're not a pilot! I know every pilot in the world!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GKC girl size chart:
    https://imgur.com/a/TfZCWn5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone's been drawing dicks!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >New Annie perfectly in the middle of Forest and Court
      Holy based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I agree with almost everything here but I would have expected Paz to be about equal to New Annie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's very fair. I wasn't sure about Paz. I probably should have put her more along the lines of the male average.
        I'm not happy with a lot of them. Another I am not sure about is Jones. It's just too long. Jones is meant to look like a prime human specimen, but that dick is rather inhuman.
        I think Janet should also be covered by foreskin. Let me revise the chart real quick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's fair, you nailed the "perfect" aspect but it's definitely a little on the large size. It should still be larger than average but more like pornstar big and not "world's biggest dick" big. Prime specimen after all. Paz being average makes more sense to me too since she kind of is just a normal human in most regards and her proportions are very similar to Annie's.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm also adding a bunch of girls I forgot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's very fair. I wasn't sure about Paz. I probably should have put her more along the lines of the male average.
      I'm not happy with a lot of them. Another I am not sure about is Jones. It's just too long. Jones is meant to look like a prime human specimen, but that dick is rather inhuman.
      I think Janet should also be covered by foreskin. Let me revise the chart real quick.

      Very based Imaa, would love to see a similar thing for booba and pusspuss so we can determine which girls are most compatible with which futa counterparts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, you might be on to something! I agree that we could use further charts.

        About the futa chart, I agree with Jones being too big as well. Furthermore I think the chart has too many extremely long dicks. Like of course the likes of Zimmy, Parley and Jones would be very big, but Janeth and Lana too?
        What I mean is that I would expect more girls being around Kat's size rather than that many being super long.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's also a good point honestly, most of them ARE just fairly normal girls so their dick variation would probably be more minor and come down to things like foreskin, girth, and veininess. Also 10,000% agree on the additional charts, would be neat to compare all of the girls in all of their assets.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >most of them ARE just fairly normal girls so their dick variation would probably be more minor and come down to things like foreskin, girth, and veininess.
            AND head shape. The head shape is also important and would give further differenciation.

            >Also 10,000% agree on the additional charts, would be neat to compare all of the girls in all of their assets.
            How about an ASS chart, too?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >AND head shape
              I fricking knew I was forgetting something! Yes the head shape would be a big deal.
              >How about an ASS chart, too?
              Shit man why not, flesh out the girls to their fullest.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Furthermore I think the chart has too many extremely long dicks
          That's my main complaint with it. Not necessarily the size, but they're not proportioned well. One long dick is alright because it's unique, but there aren't any that are suitably fat for the size.
          > Parley and Jones would be very big, but Janeth and Lana too?
          I think Lana is one of the most believable ones as far as "everyone is futa" goes because new people have self-customised bodies. If Gunnerkrigg Court was an H-comic the new people would need absolutely nothing changed in their lore to be /d/-tier sex gods/goddesses.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, there's a lack of thicker, fatter dicks.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is probably true. I'm not very good at drawing dicks. I'd much rather if an expert had made the chart, but the last thread got me interested in finally making one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's also a good point honestly, most of them ARE just fairly normal girls so their dick variation would probably be more minor and come down to things like foreskin, girth, and veininess. Also 10,000% agree on the additional charts, would be neat to compare all of the girls in all of their assets.

          Futas are generally much larger than males. I would put the futa average length at maybe around 10 inches that's why so many of these girls are 'very large'.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Futas always having massive shlongs is kind of boring IMO, they should be just as varied as men.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The chart IS varied. The average is just larger.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the chart is based, just stating my own overall preference.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very cool! We finally have it!

      >balls
      Eh, I'll take it, I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gamma's cute lil pp
      >zimmy's massive thighslapper
      gamma's poor little butt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know there's still some characters missing but I think I'm done. Final version:
        https://imgur.com/a/xhTkoU9

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who's Shell?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Michelle.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who's Michelle?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aata's girlfriend.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ma belle, sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wieners aside I'm actually surprised at how cute you drew Surma and Anja, guess I'm not used to seeing you draw MILFs but still.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anja is the cutest character in the comic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Very based taste my friend

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Very based taste my friend

              Anja IS cute

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love her, she deserves way more art.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With her huge meatstick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh I think her as a regular woman teaching a futa Kat or Annie about sex through example would be hotter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean like Anja letting either futa Annie or Kat to bone her? for educational purposes, or course.
                That IS hot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like that idle pic!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes exactly! Her maintaining her calm demeanor while they get totally lost in the pleasure, it's just perfect.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With Anja somewhat losing her composture by the end, struggling to keep her poker face specially when it's Kat's turn...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her getting extremely turned on when Kat finally cums inside her, but just barely managing to hold on enough to stammer out some memorized line about ejaculation...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fun fact, I just did the math and Jones turned out to be EXACTLY average. This was not planned.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >coyote
          Thanks for that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          New and improved size chart
          https://imgur.com/a/Cp9tLCl

          GKC girl size chart:
          https://imgur.com/a/TfZCWn5

          Is this what you do on these thread?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I suppose so?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, I don't know guys. I think today's thread is a little bit gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New and improved size chart
      https://imgur.com/a/Cp9tLCl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where's coyote, reynardine, and ysengrin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Coyote might be a girl, but the other two aren't. This is the girls' size chart.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Red
        >Her dick goes up! UP!
        Heh

        Is that Jeanne?? The longest one that's in flames? That's Jeanne right? I don't recognize her.

        Damn! You included everyone! Who else could posibly still be left? Only the mama elf, and that giant horse show crab.
        You literaly did almost every single female named character!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elf mama, Sareed, Paz' family, Bugsy, other ex-forest students, <Snuffle>, Becky Ground

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of Sareed, it's weird that Annie hasn't visited her since the elves came to the court.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Annie being rude
              What a shock.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It speaks volumes that these threads are only ever 10 horny posters replying to themselves and never discussion of the comic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Discussion of the comic is pointless. It's unpredictable in the worst way, where every random theory ends up being better than what actually happens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not true and you know it. Every once in a while when a discussion worthy page is posted, you'll see at least two autists goibg back and forth over semantics, or people calling out the comic's current shit status, or yurigays gushing at any """hint"'" at a lesbian ship.
      It's just that most of the time, the page update gives you nothing to talk about so the thread either dies really fast or gets hijacked by horny posters.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is still going?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barely

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