Guy walks in his house with a duck under his arm. He looks at his wife and says, "Honey, this is the pig I've been fucking." She says "ya idiot that's not a pig! That's a duck!" Husband says "I wasn't talkin to you"
Guy walks in his house with a duck under his arm.
I hate junior so bad it's fucking unreal
the fuck you want, a boutonniere?
You looking for a smack in the fuckin mouth?
Get out. Next time you come in heavy or not at all.
You know you had it tough when your childhood pedophile says he just wants to be friends.
CAZZATA, MALANGA
What, just because he liked to go down?
Southhh of the border, where the tunafish play
Take it easy. We’re not making a Western.
Fucking blabbermouth cunt.
Uh oh, Uncle June's in the muff.
Peppers and eggs?
Okay, Tone.
AYYYYYYY
KEEEEK
For me it's the one about a couple of fags having a kid.
Two fags decide they want a baby. So they jack off in a cup, use the sperm to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant. Nine months later they go to the hospital. They see all the babies in the nursery. "Look," they say, "Our baby's the sweetest one. He's not even cryin' at all!". Uh, uh... Goddamn it, what the fuck is it?
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I don’t get it
it's got a dick in its mouth
>"Not yet" the doc says. "Just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass."
Kekek
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based
Wait what's the fag joke.
and the chinaman says
"But I drive a rincon continental."
So there’s an Englishman, a Welshman, and a Pakistani man. And their 3 wives are having children. On the day of their birth, they all rush to the hospital and wait in the waiting room. A few hours later, the doctor comes out and says “Listen fellas, I got good news and bad news. The good news is all the births were successful. The bad news is we’ve mixed up whose baby is who’s. So each of you go in and see if you might be able to tell which ones yours.” So the Englishman goes first, and a few minutes later, walks out with the baby that’s obviously the Pakistani man’s. The Pakistani man runs after him and says “Hey! Why’d you take that baby? That’s clearly not your one.” The Englishman turns around to him and says “One of the other two is Welsh, and I’m not taking any chances.”
Two israelites are walking down the street when they pass a Church. Outside the church there’s a sign: “JOIN CHRISTIANITY TODAY: RECEIVE $20.” “Can you believe that?” The first israelite says, “Bribing people with money to join their faith. It’s disgusting.” “I dunno,” says the second israelite, “I mean.. $20 is $20.” “You can’t be serious.” The first israelite replies. “Just watch me.” The second says, and he walks into the church. 10 minutes later, he comes out. “Well? What happened? Did you get the money?” He asks. “Why’s it always money with you people?” The second replies.
CORE!
CORE NGRATO!
I get it... he fucks a duck
no thats not it
Junior never told that joke it was Christopher's friend and then Tony copied from him
A man is walking on the boardwalk when he sees a girl with no legs and no arms crying on the pier. He walks over and uhhh... he um... where am I again?
UNDER THE BOARDWALK
YOU SOPRANOS
YOU GO TOO FAR
I like him more with every rewatch.
Why do we all just say random sopranos quotes
Because we have empty lives, and the only things that give us joy are the fictional scenarios we see play out on screen
you go about in pity for yourself
Who put up the note anons?
How well do you pay attention to what's happening on screen?
Hey! I got my own fucking problems.
You're weak, you're outta control and you've become and embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
You hear about the Chinese... wait... what was it?
The man was a treasure.
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never had the making of a varsity (You) farmer