I'm sure this billionaire playboy would want to dress up in tights and go fight criminals instead of banging the gotham volleyball team every single night.
No way it's actually him, but I wouldn't be shocked if he was funding him or something. How else would the Bar get the money for all the gadgets he uses?
I’m so sick of these fricking threads you unbelievable gay! Batman is not Bruce Wayne! You have to be really fricking dense to think that. Wayne just sits around with air head blondes while drinking thousand dollar wine. I honestly can’t wait for Luthor to win the election so he can unmask him to prove how wrong you are.
How many hours did you spend analyzing Bruce Wayne's ass?
ZERO
ZERO
THERE ARE ZERO SHOTS OF BRUCE WAYNE'S ASS ON THE INTERNET AND THERE ARE ZERO SHOTS OF BRUCE WAYNE'S ASS IN THE REAL WORLD
IF ANY MAGAZINE HAS A SHOT OF BRUCE WAYNE'S ASS, THEY HAVE NEVER PUBLISHED IT
IF ANY NEWS SHOW HAS A SHOT OF BRUCE WAYNE'S ASS, THEY HAVE NEVER BROADCAST IT
There was only ever that one guy who claimed he had Bruce Wayne's sextape, but it turned out to be HIS OWN sextape. He found one of Bruce Wayne's old girlfriends and he taped his night with her and when she revealed that, not only was his reputation nothing but a joke, I hear he had to resort to softcore modelling to make ends meet.
And then he got killed in one of the terrorist plots in Gotham. Don't know how to feel about that.
I wasn't looking at Bruce Wayne's ass you fricking moron, I was looking at Batman's ass. It's clearly a solid part of the bat costume and as such it's impossible to identify Batman's secret identity by matching his ass to anyone's ass, it's armored.
Nah. I did however hear that he and Batman are roommates. Dunno however if Batman lives in Bruce Wayne's basement, or if Bruce Wayne actually lives in Batman's attic.
Yes that is another thing his love life. He would never have the time or the energy if he were a crime fighter all night. It just doesnt make any sense. We should ask commissioner Gordon and see what he thinks.
What are you talking about? It's happened a couple times, but not ALL the time. Like, when Robin was a blond girl for a couple of months, Bruce Wayne didn't have a blond girl he adopted! And he adopted Tim Drake like almost 4 years after Batman got that 3rd Robin after the awful middle east thing. The one that led to the Joker, of all people, being appointed a UN diplomat.
Thank god Supeman showed up and put a stop to that.
Don't be moronic, anon. Batman is just Superman on vacations.
Na that’s clearly photoshopped
Go back to Arkham schizo
I'm sure this billionaire playboy would want to dress up in tights and go fight criminals instead of banging the gotham volleyball team every single night.
Yeah, how could Wayne be Batman? Guy's always fricked up from doing daredevil shit, like mountain biking down mount Everest or some shit.
>he still thinks Batman is human
oh and I suppose it's just a fancy toy that lets him summon swarms of bats from thin air?
>>>/x/
No way it's actually him, but I wouldn't be shocked if he was funding him or something. How else would the Bar get the money for all the gadgets he uses?
I’m so sick of these fricking threads you unbelievable gay! Batman is not Bruce Wayne! You have to be really fricking dense to think that. Wayne just sits around with air head blondes while drinking thousand dollar wine. I honestly can’t wait for Luthor to win the election so he can unmask him to prove how wrong you are.
Yeah?
Do the butts match?
The bat ass is clearly an armor piece. I've spent countless hours analyzing ass shots of Batman and it's been proven.
How many hours did you spend analyzing Bruce Wayne's ass?
ZERO
ZERO
THERE ARE ZERO SHOTS OF BRUCE WAYNE'S ASS ON THE INTERNET AND THERE ARE ZERO SHOTS OF BRUCE WAYNE'S ASS IN THE REAL WORLD
IF ANY MAGAZINE HAS A SHOT OF BRUCE WAYNE'S ASS, THEY HAVE NEVER PUBLISHED IT
IF ANY NEWS SHOW HAS A SHOT OF BRUCE WAYNE'S ASS, THEY HAVE NEVER BROADCAST IT
There was only ever that one guy who claimed he had Bruce Wayne's sextape, but it turned out to be HIS OWN sextape. He found one of Bruce Wayne's old girlfriends and he taped his night with her and when she revealed that, not only was his reputation nothing but a joke, I hear he had to resort to softcore modelling to make ends meet.
And then he got killed in one of the terrorist plots in Gotham. Don't know how to feel about that.
I wasn't looking at Bruce Wayne's ass you fricking moron, I was looking at Batman's ass. It's clearly a solid part of the bat costume and as such it's impossible to identify Batman's secret identity by matching his ass to anyone's ass, it's armored.
SO
THE BUTTS DON'T MATCH!
IT'S AN ARMORED ASS YOU FRICKING moron
Clark Kent is Batman.
Nah always figured it was that Lex Luthor jerk off from Metropolis
#freemyhomiejoechill
No dude it's clearly his butler. Do you really think a multi billionaire has the time to go around punching criminals?
Sure dickhead.
Next, you're gonna tell me Elon Musk is Ironman.
Nah. I did however hear that he and Batman are roommates. Dunno however if Batman lives in Bruce Wayne's basement, or if Bruce Wayne actually lives in Batman's attic.
This is like saying the bozo who renamed Twitter to X is actually a vigilante who goes out at night and stops robberies and fights supervillains.
Or that motherfricking TRUMP is!
Come the frick on.
I dont subscribe to that theory but I'll respect it. Just think of this logically, batman fights all night. When would Wayne get any sleep?
Or frick his b***hes. He's... got a lot of b***hes. Sure, he could frick some of them during the day, but not all of them.
Yes that is another thing his love life. He would never have the time or the energy if he were a crime fighter all night. It just doesnt make any sense. We should ask commissioner Gordon and see what he thinks.
OK but don't you guys find it kinda weird that Bruce Wayne adopts Kids and almost everytime Batman gets a new sidekick not long after?
What are you talking about? It's happened a couple times, but not ALL the time. Like, when Robin was a blond girl for a couple of months, Bruce Wayne didn't have a blond girl he adopted! And he adopted Tim Drake like almost 4 years after Batman got that 3rd Robin after the awful middle east thing. The one that led to the Joker, of all people, being appointed a UN diplomat.
Thank god Supeman showed up and put a stop to that.
>Joker
>A UN diplomat
Less of a clown than the rest of 'em, amirite?