Gyllenhaal and Amazon are making another Road House movie. Why? Wasn't the first one a failure that everyone hated?

Gyllenhaal and Amazon are making another Road House movie. Why? Wasn't the first one a failure that everyone hated?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    road house wasn't even entertainingly-bad, it was just bad-bad.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trying to see if they can cash in on meme-status

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to see if they can cash in on meme-status
      That's literally what they did with the first one. Apparently, it was somewhat successful. But nobody is going to fall for the same trick twice.

      Also, the director was very audibly at odds with Amazon. So if there's a sequel, he won't be back. Not sure if that's good or bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Apparently, it was somewhat successful.

        I can forgive this zoomer take since you literally would not know that the original Roadhouse WAS THE FRICKING SHIT back in the day. "pain don't hurt"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't suppose to be a comedy of film making.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it wasnt that bad

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile ultimate fighting championship when?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to hate it and it was still decent.
    Pretty good allegory for the white spirit being pushed by modern society.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jake is israeli

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jews are White.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He meant Conor

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Road house was kino. McGregor was the best part

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie is like bad and based at the same time. Strangely just what the would needed right now. Every normie I know at work that saw it liked it though.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me and my friends loved it. we just treated it as another ufc event. drank some beers, had some laughs, had a good time. its probably shit to watch by yourself though, just like any ufc fight really. just wish they did a better job with the fights. the choreography was good but the actual hits had comedic sound effects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      insufferable homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UFC is fun to watch if you’re an autistic fight lover. Sometimes I sit there and dissect every little movement and then go practice stuff I see at the gym when I spar, ofc it rarely ever works, but it’s fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        powerslap is better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >FOUL STEPPING
          >FOUL FLINCHING
          >FOUL CLUBBING

          Powerslap sucks, the fighters AND the officials don't understand the rules

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love when they have celebrities in the audience and they film their insane overreactions to anything that happens

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS DOGSHIT and the people who like it are gay
    I've never seen a more obviously AI-generated movie

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you think these companies actually care about what the audience wants? lol

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Jake signed a guaranteed two picture deal with them.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the remake better

    I dont see the appeal of the homolust Swayze movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least the swayze one was fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was it?

        I never watched it until just before the new one came out. Choreography is way better in the new one and Gyllenhaal is an actual actor.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you cant be this stupid

    >be 2024
    >no one is going to movies
    >everyone is streaming and cancelling simultaneously
    >celebs watched like a hawk so their every breath is important to their image and career
    >the only success in both film and tv with the outlier of directorial israelite giants is found with a multi-faceted “lore” bullshit with a trilogy minimum and/or something something super multiverse
    >dumb gay strike where they just agree no AI for humans (CGI and marketing gets phoned in) except whatever interview we can turn into LeMeme of LeWeek
    >all the millennial favorites are aging like artificial potatoes

    every actor ever is now going to sign onto some obscure controversial bullshit or some dumb series/trilogy aimed to be binged and streamed into oblivion

    damn america you Black folk are fricked

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give it a watch, I like ole Gyllenhaal.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The end of the line for jake!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did gooby die? Which washed up ufc tomato can will they cast as the next big bad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Masvidal or Nate Diaz

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Masvidal is a cool guy who has villian energy but peeiaz has brain damage, I feel bad for him at this point after the jake paul humiliation ritual.
        Still rooting for Jorge.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hope they go full crazy mode and bring back conor as a cyborg or some shit

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wasn't the first one a failure that everyone hated?
    Was it? I watched it with my parents a few weeks ago and we all liked it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this shit

    ?si=RjtPU85zeuUfAsjk

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when Gyllenhaal was trying to win an oscar, man was a kino machine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you blame him? he was nominated in 2005 and was never nominated again, even though hes was in kinos. feel like Prisoners and Nightcrawler was his last attempt.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wasn't the first one a failure that everyone hated?
    no
    it was just mid
    it did nothing better than the original, but it wasn't terrible
    I'm sure jake is eager to do it cause what else is he going to do?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Road House was the best kino I've seen all year. I've watched it 5 times.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it filtered the normies but already achieved cult status

    my favorite scene was when Jake gets shoot and he nonetheless works his way through the pain and then punches the guy that shot him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it filtered the normies

      Not really. The normies actually liked it. It filtered the pseuds.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should make it like fast n furious, just slowly get more and more CGI and ridiculous bs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the real Road House was the family we made along the way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie kind of already did. Which was part of its charm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No like he has to do fist twirls that take out 40 guys at once, and

        >DALTON HAS TO SETTLE THINGS DOWN ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. RUSSIAN COSMONAUTS ARE STARTING TROUBLE.

        save the world, etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DALTON HAS TO SETTLE THINGS DOWN ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. RUSSIAN COSMONAUTS ARE STARTING TROUBLE.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    member the scene when Conan McGregor walks naked through the street of Italy?

    INSTANT. CLASSIC.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I got a Lil tip for ya...

    What in the actual frick did he mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=f18TRsySu940CTQr
      Chael Sonny for roadhouse II

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turned it off after the opening CGI fights and the generic sassy black woman who I assume is the bar owner. How could you waste time watching this trash? Then again im sure you morons that "watched" also had your phone/tablet in your face, probably watching a reaction video of a fricking streamer watching the movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Turned it off after the opening CGI fights and the generic sassy black woman

      I totally understand this. I get it. I really REALLY do. But the further you go into the movie the more you get sucked into "getting" it. It's a meme movie. It knows its a meme movie. But it's a meme movie in the best way possible.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me on my way to steal every scene in your shit movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick did mcgregor de-age himself like 10 years? Does hgh really make you look young again?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but anyone hating on this movie doesn't know kino when they see it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DALLLLLLTONNN
    DALLLLLLLTONNNNNN :DDD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who put dohs bikes in me way

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My predictions for part 2 spoilers for ending of movie

    [Spoiler] I think the bosses son is dead. Dad is revealed to be Alec Skarsgard. Sarsgaard will
    Blame Dalton and later McGregor will be revealed go be ok and these 2 psychos will have to fight together along with new UFC fighters to take down Skarsgard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Masvidal or fraud jones would be a good villian for the sequel

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the kind of statement some producer who wants to make a sequel to get a payday will desperately whisper to an industry magazine

    And then we won't hear anything from this ever again.

    Rian Johnson's Star Wars trilogy is more likely, and that's never gonna happen.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a UFC gay but Conor Mcgregor was pretty awesome in this movie.
    Movie is terrible.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just an ingredient on cooking numbers

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New bad confirmed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kicks you in the knee
      >pops it out of the socket

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no mcgregor in the sequel
    DOA. Also
    >heyyyy fellas

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad unironically liked t more than the original

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the original is so good and charming but the remake is soooooo soulless. It's kind of a reflection of how terrible and dull current year is but I swear for the past 10 or so years almost no one is able to make anything with soul anymore. Not just movies but video games, tv shows, music too.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't a marketing economy anymore, chud
    Welcome aboard

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