Gyllenlads, when is our boy going to go back to making kino?

Gyllenlads, when is our boy going to go back to making kino? He's better than Gosling in every way, but after the Mid-10s he started going downhill. Now all he's got in the pipeline is a Guy Ritchie flick and a part in his sister's feminist Frankenstein movie. How do we bring forth the Gyllenaissance?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling he is the guy Rebecca Ferguson got in that big fight with and now everyone is steering clear of him until the story dies down.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno, they seemed fine in interviews they did together. It's probably Hugh Grant, the guy was badmouthing Wonka the minute the trailer came out. Jake comes off as autistic but Grant's a diva.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm hoping Jake's career improves. Apparently that Road House remake got a lot of views on streaming so hopefully that helps him land some more roles.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't even finish Road House, but at least that's something.

      Thinking about catching Source Code on blue ray here in my country.

      The tv's played it so many times that I don't think I could rewatch it within the decade.

      He's literally in a tv show airing rn called Presumed Innocent.

      You literally said it yourself anon. He went from starring in movies to an Apple miniseries that is a remake of a movie based on an airport novel.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        TV shows aren't the career black hole they used to be. Get with the times, grandpa. Tons of A list actors have done TV shows

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about catching Source Code on blue ray here in my country.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally in a tv show airing rn called Presumed Innocent.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He already made the magnum opus which is Brokeback Mountain anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was actually Nocturnal Animals, but it was too based for Hollywood.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kino movie but not his kinoest

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what is?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That would be subjective.
            In the eyes of the beholder.
            In ones own opinion.
            You are not one of those sheep that need to be told what to like and what not to like are you?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              anon, you ever heard of asking for recommendations? It's like that, but less words.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Im not here to educate you buster.
                You wouldn’t know what kino looked like even if it ran you over.
                Go frick yourself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Roadhouse sucked. Too bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was schlock(ino)

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    too bad cape shit is in the gutter right now, I actually enjoyed his take on Mysterio , I think he can play based villians(nightcrawler), he needs more of that imo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >too bad cape shit is in the gutter right now
      yeah, too bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He should've accepted the Mr. Fantastic role and pulled double duty as the Maker as well.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting you brought that up, I was thinking he could play DOOM as well, but they've already fricked everything up baka. I wish I could get a proper adaptation of the comics not made by yisney.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I brought it up because he was up for the role and passed because the script was too Sue-centric and they didn't give him enough cash. But I still think he could be a great one-off Evil Reed who comes in and wrecks everyone's shit up. Unlikely to ever happen, because even if they thought of it, he'd outshine Pascal so much that the audience would never be able to accept "main" Reed again.
          >DOOM
          He'd be GOAT but at this point I kind of don't care because Pascal as Reed is such bad casting. He has middling charisma and I cannot buy him as a 50s/60s man at all. I'm a Med myself so it's not that he's a "heckin Latinx", he just doesn't have the face or the chops. Reed's the quintessential WASP, I will accept nothing else. The rumoured names for Doom are Ben Affleck, Jon Hamm, Josh Hartnett and the such, and all I can think of is that they'll be put against Pascal's Reed and I cannot even imagine them having any chemistry. I'm legitimately kind of hoping they bypass the Reed/Doom rivalry and focus on Doom/Strange. Cumberbatch can definitely play off any of those names.

          I'm just bummed. Ever since he passed on the role and Pascal took it I've been utterly apathetic. When Kangz was turned into a Black person I was mad. When they made Sentry a Korean and then went back to a white dude, I went from mad to relieved. The FF cast is so bad it killed any and all interest I had in any of it. I'm just apathetic and see no point in caring now that they're ruined something they should've gotten right. This makes me think the X-Men castings will be cheap and underwhelming as well.

          I still maintain that having Jake and Margot play Evil Reed & Sue from Ultimate would be the best way to salvage this Phase and it'd actually work, but it'll never happen because studios are averse to good ideas and concepts.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            appreciate the reply. and I mostly agree.

            >The FF cast is so bad it killed any and all interest I had in any of it. I'm just apathetic and see no point in caring now that they're ruined something they should've gotten right. This makes me think the X-Men castings will be cheap and underwhelming as well

            yep precisely why, I have given up entirely on shitney producing a worthwhile product. I'll just preserve my memory of the comics.

            >but it'll never happen because studios are averse to good ideas and concepts.

            yep , don't even have hope, the people there don't give a frick about the legacy/writing/history etc etc. It's really sad to see.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly. It seems that nobody cares anymore. IMHO, these flicks are worse than the 00s attempts because they're both drenched in irony while having no actual merit put into them or having an identity. They're just corporate products. Fant4stic was utter trash, but the idea of doing Ultimate FF but with a focus on horror was neat. This is just Disney wanting to use the IP but not caring enough to get it right. The more I think about it, the more angry I become.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Prince of Persia 2 will save his career

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    His best role was in Enemy with Sarah Gadon

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to join the DCU as batman.

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