>Ha, those stupid Eternals and their Uni-Mind can't stop us mutants! We'll just use our own combined telepathic powers to ARGHHHHHHHH.
>AVENGERS, TASUKETE!
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What am I looking at?
more big two garbage, plus OP has deluded himself into thinking he has a personality although he still pays attention to this garbage
Have you considered that you are just as bad for being mad that OP likes a thing?
It's shit
You shouldn't even be on this board if you haven't read Kirby.
>assuming anyone liked the trash that is the Eternals and the Fourth World.
Only hipsters like that shit. Fantastic Four and the Hulk were the only things Kirby was actually famous for.
How would you know it's trash if you didn't read it, casualbabby?
I did, they’re shit. It’s Kirby rehashing the same idea over and over again because editors told him it was garbage. It wasn’t until better writers edited his garbage to something readable.
>It’s Kirby rehashing the same idea over and over again
So you didn't read it. Good to know.
>MUH SOCIETY OF SUPERHEROES
>MUH COPYPASTING PHILOSOPHICAL ZIETGEIST
Kirby was an okay illustrator. If you honestly like the Fourth World then I'm sorry you got dropped on the head as a child like you were a basketball.
A preview for Judgment day, where the Eternals under the leadership of el Abuelo de Thanos declares war on the mutants.
Didn't he look normal before?
The secret weapon is actually a bunch of Legendary Pokemon.
The reason is because the Eternals recently found out that mutants are deviants, and thus consider them excess deviation that must be purged.
>the Eternals recently found out that mutants are deviants
fricking what kek?
They aren't really deviants. It's kinda hard to explain because it's Gillen trying to make sense of Aaron's recent bullshit saying all life came from celestial vomit. Deviants are genetically unstable and occasionally go out of control and the Eternals are forced to put them down by the machine. Druig is declaring that the X-gene is a form of genetic instability and the recent resurrection is them over stepping
I'm pretty it directly stated deviants breeding with humans led to mutants evolving. Which was by Celestial design. But not an entire planet (Arrako).
Everything is Deviant but Mutants are doing it a little harder
>Mutants are deviants
Fricking what? No they’re not. Mutant's are different than deviants. But even if they were, the externals already made up with the deviants and don’t hunt them anymore
Yeah, it's a new retcon from Gillen!s series. Fwiw, the issue that established this made it seem less of a newly realized cosmological distinction and more of decision to create a political scapegoat.
And yes, the main Eternals are willing to fight their programming to correct excess deviation but they're not the only Eternals.
Aren't these the bird and ziggate from X & Y?
These could have been weirder looking, honestly. I kind of like the mushroom sphinx, at least in concept. I feel like it's just missing something.
bring pocci-lips
i want my blue dads to fight
Did I miss something? Didn't Thanos just leave him in his cell? And isn't Druig in charge?
Druig is nominally in charge, but he is taking advice from Uranos, and he's the one providing the strategies and weapons.
druig probably says frick it, muties gotta go & let gramps do what he wanted to do before
They should have called him Urectum, he is a very easy target for jokes.
Seems like the Uni-mind is over powers the mutie psychics
X-Men fans are gonna seethe
If this stops the X-men from being smug scientologists I'll welcome it.
Unimind turning Krakoa gay
That was Jean.
So, this Krakoa cult thing is finally ending?
Frick yeah!
Is there a point to this series, other than Marvel jerking off Gillen because he's writing two of these series?
Obligatory summer crossover, and let's the current Eternals run end with a "bang."
...are they pulling the Eternals out of the fricking woodwork and throwing them against the X-Men for an actual STORY reason, or is that just some vain attempt to hype them up for the eventual Eternals 2 movie that will bomb just like the first one?
We've known the reason for months if you actually read Eternals. You're obviously a casual, so you deserve no response.
>if you actually read Eternals
Nobody reads Eternals.
I do
Nobody that matters reads Eternals.
nobody that matters posts in here, so
I did too. It was a pretty good book. I'm looking forward to this. I know Empyre wasn't any kind of revolutionary storytelling but I liked it for being a solid adventure and not doing something awful. Hopefully it turns out like that.
You're a nobody. Fitting
I read the most recent one, and I can't describe how disappointing it was. Sersi trying to grandstand about Eternals being the landlords of Earth after the Eternals got so BTFO'd about the Celestials' intent for them that they literally started beating up a dead Celestial's ghost rings hollow.
Keep in mind while this was happening the ACTUAL Celestials were visiting Odin's funeral over in Thor.
It was conceived to push the Eternals after the movie, when they all thought it was going to be a huge hit. Rather than abort the plans, they doubled down and gave the Eternals writer Keiron Gillen an X-Book (Immortal X-Men) which basically is the new flagship X-Book that ties into the crossover.
It's just a blow off for the Eternals book since they have nothing outside the event solicited. Also might be ending the resurrection thing since it's big topic in the event and multiple books.
having flatscans hate the x-men wasn't enough
we need to have the avengers fight them
then we need to have the inhumans fight them
now we have the eternals shitting on them
Isn't it Marvel universe in general? Everyone hating each other for reasons?
Superhero comics constantly have them fighting one another. It's nothing new or exclusive to the X-Men.
At least only the "bad" Eternals like Druig have gone genocidal, while "good" Eternals like Ikaris and Sersi will ally with the Avengers and X-Men.
The mutants have gotten too big for their britches and need to get knocked down a few pegs
>Have THREE ~ EIGHT omega level telepaths
>Still job
Why are they even fighting?
>Why are they even fighting?
Removing death bad.
So are Eternals meant to be good guys or bad guys? Because this obsession with "Deviants" feels a bit weird in the modern day
They're the bad guys in this event, although only guys like Druig, Ikaris and friends are against what the rest of their people are doing.
As far as I'm concerned Eternals have been straight up villains for more than a decade. To be fair I consider the Avengers and X-Men to be villains too by now.
Modern coloring makes comics unreadable