>Ha, those stupid Eternals and their Uni-Mind can't stop us mutants!

>Ha, those stupid Eternals and their Uni-Mind can't stop us mutants! We'll just use our own combined telepathic powers to ARGHHHHHHHH.
>AVENGERS, TASUKETE!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What am I looking at?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more big two garbage, plus OP has deluded himself into thinking he has a personality although he still pays attention to this garbage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered that you are just as bad for being mad that OP likes a thing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more big two garbage, plus OP has deluded himself into thinking he has a personality although he still pays attention to this garbage

      You shouldn't even be on this board if you haven't read Kirby.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >assuming anyone liked the trash that is the Eternals and the Fourth World.

        Only hipsters like that shit. Fantastic Four and the Hulk were the only things Kirby was actually famous for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How would you know it's trash if you didn't read it, casualbabby?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I did, they’re shit. It’s Kirby rehashing the same idea over and over again because editors told him it was garbage. It wasn’t until better writers edited his garbage to something readable.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It’s Kirby rehashing the same idea over and over again
              So you didn't read it. Good to know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >MUH SOCIETY OF SUPERHEROES
                >MUH COPYPASTING PHILOSOPHICAL ZIETGEIST

                Kirby was an okay illustrator. If you honestly like the Fourth World then I'm sorry you got dropped on the head as a child like you were a basketball.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A preview for Judgment day, where the Eternals under the leadership of el Abuelo de Thanos declares war on the mutants.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he look normal before?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The secret weapon is actually a bunch of Legendary Pokemon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ...are they pulling the Eternals out of the fricking woodwork and throwing them against the X-Men for an actual STORY reason, or is that just some vain attempt to hype them up for the eventual Eternals 2 movie that will bomb just like the first one?

            The reason is because the Eternals recently found out that mutants are deviants, and thus consider them excess deviation that must be purged.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the Eternals recently found out that mutants are deviants
              fricking what kek?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Mutants are deviants
                Fricking what? No they’re not. Mutant's are different than deviants. But even if they were, the externals already made up with the deviants and don’t hunt them anymore

                They aren't really deviants. It's kinda hard to explain because it's Gillen trying to make sense of Aaron's recent bullshit saying all life came from celestial vomit. Deviants are genetically unstable and occasionally go out of control and the Eternals are forced to put them down by the machine. Druig is declaring that the X-gene is a form of genetic instability and the recent resurrection is them over stepping

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty it directly stated deviants breeding with humans led to mutants evolving. Which was by Celestial design. But not an entire planet (Arrako).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everything is Deviant but Mutants are doing it a little harder

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Mutants are deviants
              Fricking what? No they’re not. Mutant's are different than deviants. But even if they were, the externals already made up with the deviants and don’t hunt them anymore

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's a new retcon from Gillen!s series. Fwiw, the issue that established this made it seem less of a newly realized cosmological distinction and more of decision to create a political scapegoat.

                And yes, the main Eternals are willing to fight their programming to correct excess deviation but they're not the only Eternals.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't these the bird and ziggate from X & Y?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/VuSnx5V.jpg

          https://i.imgur.com/L6HiUTM.jpg

          [...]
          The reason is because the Eternals recently found out that mutants are deviants, and thus consider them excess deviation that must be purged.

          These could have been weirder looking, honestly. I kind of like the mushroom sphinx, at least in concept. I feel like it's just missing something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bring pocci-lips
        i want my blue dads to fight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did I miss something? Didn't Thanos just leave him in his cell? And isn't Druig in charge?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Druig is nominally in charge, but he is taking advice from Uranos, and he's the one providing the strategies and weapons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          druig probably says frick it, muties gotta go & let gramps do what he wanted to do before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should have called him Urectum, he is a very easy target for jokes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like the Uni-mind is over powers the mutie psychics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        X-Men fans are gonna seethe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If this stops the X-men from being smug scientologists I'll welcome it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unimind turning Krakoa gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was Jean.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, this Krakoa cult thing is finally ending?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yeah!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a point to this series, other than Marvel jerking off Gillen because he's writing two of these series?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obligatory summer crossover, and let's the current Eternals run end with a "bang."

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ...are they pulling the Eternals out of the fricking woodwork and throwing them against the X-Men for an actual STORY reason, or is that just some vain attempt to hype them up for the eventual Eternals 2 movie that will bomb just like the first one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We've known the reason for months if you actually read Eternals. You're obviously a casual, so you deserve no response.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >if you actually read Eternals

        Nobody reads Eternals.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody that matters reads Eternals.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nobody that matters posts in here, so

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I did too. It was a pretty good book. I'm looking forward to this. I know Empyre wasn't any kind of revolutionary storytelling but I liked it for being a solid adventure and not doing something awful. Hopefully it turns out like that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're a nobody. Fitting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I read the most recent one, and I can't describe how disappointing it was. Sersi trying to grandstand about Eternals being the landlords of Earth after the Eternals got so BTFO'd about the Celestials' intent for them that they literally started beating up a dead Celestial's ghost rings hollow.

          Keep in mind while this was happening the ACTUAL Celestials were visiting Odin's funeral over in Thor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was conceived to push the Eternals after the movie, when they all thought it was going to be a huge hit. Rather than abort the plans, they doubled down and gave the Eternals writer Keiron Gillen an X-Book (Immortal X-Men) which basically is the new flagship X-Book that ties into the crossover.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a blow off for the Eternals book since they have nothing outside the event solicited. Also might be ending the resurrection thing since it's big topic in the event and multiple books.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    having flatscans hate the x-men wasn't enough
    we need to have the avengers fight them
    then we need to have the inhumans fight them
    now we have the eternals shitting on them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it Marvel universe in general? Everyone hating each other for reasons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Superhero comics constantly have them fighting one another. It's nothing new or exclusive to the X-Men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least only the "bad" Eternals like Druig have gone genocidal, while "good" Eternals like Ikaris and Sersi will ally with the Avengers and X-Men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mutants have gotten too big for their britches and need to get knocked down a few pegs

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have THREE ~ EIGHT omega level telepaths
    >Still job

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they even fighting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are they even fighting?

      Yeah, it's a new retcon from Gillen!s series. Fwiw, the issue that established this made it seem less of a newly realized cosmological distinction and more of decision to create a political scapegoat.

      And yes, the main Eternals are willing to fight their programming to correct excess deviation but they're not the only Eternals.

      I'm pretty it directly stated deviants breeding with humans led to mutants evolving. Which was by Celestial design. But not an entire planet (Arrako).

      https://i.imgur.com/jUqUOpD.jpg

      [...]
      They aren't really deviants. It's kinda hard to explain because it's Gillen trying to make sense of Aaron's recent bullshit saying all life came from Celestial vomit. Deviants are genetically unstable and occasionally go out of control and the Eternals are forced to put them down by the machine. Druig is declaring that the X-gene is a form of genetic instability and the recent resurrection is them over stepping

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Removing death bad.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are Eternals meant to be good guys or bad guys? Because this obsession with "Deviants" feels a bit weird in the modern day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're the bad guys in this event, although only guys like Druig, Ikaris and friends are against what the rest of their people are doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I'm concerned Eternals have been straight up villains for more than a decade. To be fair I consider the Avengers and X-Men to be villains too by now.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modern coloring makes comics unreadable

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