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>Hahaha! This wholesome 45 year old church going mom got caught by her pastor and dozens of strangers wearing a skimpy bikini at the mall! Her boobs are so big and her hips are so matronly! Isn’t that hilarious? Haha!

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most unpleasant films ever made

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My in-laws make us watch this movie every year at Christmas and I don't get it. Who are these fricking entitled neighbors? I side with the Kranks every time. This movie pisses me off.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where'd you get this picture of me?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        in australia

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    would be hot if she started getting bullied by young stacies, taking her bikini and playing keepaway with it while calling her a disgusting fat cow

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    somebody post the pasta

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see how that's funny

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >matronly
    Where the hell are you from OP

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    booba

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another offended zoomers thread
    go back to writing about how Friends is unfunny on twitter please

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to telling us how a black little mermaid is white genocide
      Also friends is fricking awful and you have shit taste

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to telling us how a black little mermaid is white genocide
      Also friends is fricking awful and you have shit taste

      both of these posts were made by me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop replying to yourself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to telling us how a black little mermaid is white genocide
      Also friends is fricking awful and you have shit taste

      Kids, kids; you're both right.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was this the post that made me go jerk off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but it almost got me too. Anon, if you haven't done it yet then stay strong! Just stand up, walk around, and close the tab!

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this movie the more I see it. Especially now that I own a home next to an old frick who likes to dictate how others around him should tend to their lawns and garden and has reported us to the township on several occasions. Why the frick do these buttholes care that this dude didn't want to put up Christmas decorations? THEY DON'T PAY HIS MORTGAGE.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >updated to be relevant for the 2020s
    >now she's found out to be an Onlyfans prostitute getting gangbanged by 20 year old Black folk on camera and selling it online

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mutt's Law

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    jamie has always had a meh face but her body is fricking great

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely would

      Her body honestly isn't that bad.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely would

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's got a grandma body now. Pass.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    got that baby making body type

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >baby making
      Can't fertilize dead testicles anon

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her body honestly isn't that bad.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was shit but this is one of the 2 funny scenes.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie so I can fap to her again just as I was doing when I was a kid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christmas with the Kranks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmmm, i dont know

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking grotesque

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just me, or was she like a billion times hotter in this shot alone than “that scene” in true lies?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because she's got a little bit of fat and it's well distributed. Even if it's older it looks very frickable. Way better than that boy body she had in True Lies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boy body
        u wot m8

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at those hips compared to her shoulders. She has broad as frick shoulders and narrow hips. That is a boy's body.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Carl Weathers, you frickin' strong, all jacked with your swole body and python like arms. It would totally be a challenge for me to arm wrestle you in mid-air for both my character and the real me." When all he really wants to do is pump iron in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only stand there while Carl flaunts his puny body in front of you, the favorable lighting and oil frauding the extent of his gains, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that bicep flex. Not only having to tolerate his amateur physique but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CARL WEATHERS IS THE SAME SIZE AS ARNIE?? Because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his face grimace while his girly arms desperately try to flex to even half the size of yours. You've been consuming nothing but chicken, broccoli and testosterone for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking DYEL before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his withered arms as he stops for the third time in an hour to "get another pump on", smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and pretend Carl is your equal. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could mog every single person in this room before the studio security could even get their shirts off, but you stand there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d wear that old ass out and huff her bikini bottoms

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She lost her dumptruck ass. She really has great genetics, just needs to eat a little more.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely would go to town on that

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS PROM NIGHT! You're all going, right?

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