I dont give a shit about Marvel but I really enjoy watching wokeslop with no white male characters flop.
Whats your box office prediction for The Marvels??
HAHAHAH
I dont give a shit about Marvel but I really enjoy watching wokeslop with no white male characters flop.
Whats your box office prediction for The Marvels??
$500M
First one made over 1.1 billion, so this one should be 900m+ if we account for post-pandemic viewing habits.
Yes, and china will save it when they saw the poster with 3 black people and a korean dude
>nagger Fury with cat that scratched his eye out
>on shoulder
>shoulder on side of his good eye
>nagger is just begging to win another stupid prize
Reminds audience of how stupid previous shit was. Genius.
Did they explain his scar with this? How fucking gay can the writing be?
If you didn't see it, just know that it's even worse than it sounds.
Does China hate black or indians more?
China consider all dark skinned people as dirty and evil. It's a cultural thing.
asians don't like dark skin in general
It's up to 59% now, feels like the geek bloggers might drag it across the line to fresh. I'm not sure whether that will help the box office much, The Flash is 63% on RT.
It won't help at all. Anyone sitting on the fence would have already heard it's rotten. Blue Beetle had 78% and that didn't help
>Blue Beetle had 78% and that didn't help
The MCU has more general goodwill though.
Did people just forget about Antman 3?
Antman fell off a cliff. It made over half its final box office opening weekend. If that happens with The Marvels then it's going to make 280mil at most.
I remember when Captain Marvel came out and every major cinema in my country showed NOTHING but Captain Marvel for a month. I've never seen anything like that in my life, why did they try so hard to psyop her into being a thing? Look at the results
They've done a much more successful job turning spider-man black
Who's gonna lead the MSheU if not for a female lead? They don't have one, so they need to make one work.
Dazzler played by Taylor Swift, obviously
Ooh, nice casting.
If it were just for future financial interests + wanting a strong female lead this was the wrong approach.
They should have just elevated Guardians of the Galaxy to the main series and made spin-offs from that. Take what works and expand on it, they could have made the Green lady into the main lead which is also a plus because Zoe Saldana painted different colours is an absolute money printer
>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?
It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox buyout more expensive while the stockholders were nervous because at the time Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans and, at the time, Chris Hemsworth were leaving the MCU, so they were hyping Captain Marvel as "THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU WHO WILL CARRY THIS FRANCHISE FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS" but now know what a horribly unlikeable cunt Larson is so they had to put her with two diversity co-stars because the fucking bitch can't carry a movie on her own while using them to shield the movie from criticism by claiming that if you don't like it it's because you're not only sexist but also now racist!!!FACT!!!
YEAR OF THE VIDEO GAME MOVIES
Disney being toppled by Mario, Sonic and Freddy Fazbear
The Flash
Budget: $200–220 million
Box office: $270.6 million
The Marvels
Budget: $274.8 million (gross)/$219.8 million (net)
Box office: ???
>every single positive review can only say "i-i-it's fun!"
Obviously just propping it up using buzzwords because of "muh female lead movie, gotta support it xisters" . Just look at that fat gay retard, Carson, for example.
Standard goyslop connoisseur vernacular. You can apply it to any criticism of modern slop.
>you didn't like THING? why do you hate fun and who hurt you?
“Fun” is newspeak for schlock
>poojeet steals the show in every review
They’re really trying to push this Pakistani nagger that nobody gives a shit about as hard as they can aren’t thhey?
I use my word highlighter extension with all the shill words on IMDB 10-star sorted with oldest first reviews for shit like this when I need a good laugh. My favourite shill keyword is " ... is back!" (eg. "Ghostbusters is back!!!", "Indiana Jones is BACK!!!")
Fun is another one. You can build up a good list reading enough shillslop and get most of the reveiws highlighted, while honest ones never use those words and phrases, or in a normal English context at worst.
It's that fucking obvious, but they have to by necessity use words like, "buy", "tell your friends", "I took my whole family to the cinema", because they're trying to get butts on seats at the end of the day. That's why it's so obvious.
When will Leftists understand that without White people, there is no money/civilization
Trade's are saying 60mil opening, box office autists are saying in the 40's. Either way it's a total bomb.
$387 million
Its now 60 fresh now. Get fucked Chuds!
Trannysisters, we did it!
Checks must have cleared
Trades are predicting 60 million OW.
That is fucking horrible for a film that needs 500 million to break even.
They're probably wrong. The guys who track this as a hobby have it lower than that
We are looking at the biggest bomb in history if this opens less than 60. Indi has a similar budget and did 60 OW.
As long as it opens higher than Flash it will avoid that. But think about what we're saying here. This is the sequel to a billion dollar film and we're not talking about how it will do but just how big of a bomb it will be
Indi is a bigger bomb than Flash.
Nah they both cost 300mil but Indy made a bit more. Still terrible terrible bombs
By every account, Flash cost about 75-100 million less to make depending on which site you believe,
Serial question. Can the superheros turn to cats or are they some unrelated spacecats?
They're quirky kitty space monsters
In what universe would a violent lethal black man not beat a “it’s totally not a real car but a horror demon that just looks like a cat” to fucking death after it mauled him horribly and took his eye? 0/10 immersion on the nature of basketball people
>pg-13
>action/adventure
>1h 45m
it's like it's checking every box in the generic slop requirements
>Team up of character's people barely know
>Cut to under two hours to maximize showings
It's like Marvels Justice League
A superhero movie being under two hours has actually become something of a rarity. Goyslop today feels the need to stretch its runtime to almost three hours and/or make the movie a two-parter.
It will make less than Quantumania.
Yes. I don't think anyone is expecting it to do better
I feel bad for the brown girl. I've never seen her show, nor read the Ms. Marvel comics, but even negative reviewers say she brings a pleasant energy and is very likable.
Don’t. They’ve been shamelessly saying this same shit just to make people try and care because calling everyone racist for not giving a shit the last couple years has surprisingly backfired
Every clip I’ve seen of her show looked terrible. I saw a clip of her disagreeing with Feige though so she’s not long
Whats the extension name? I’d get it if it comes with phrases
topkek NYP gave it 0... out of 100!
>The shortest of the films is also the most interminable, a knot of nightmares that groans with the series' now-trademark VFX sloppiness
>[New York Post](https://nypost.com/2023/11/08/entertainment/the-marvels-review-the-worst-mcu-movie-yet/) (0/100):
Nick Fury deserves better than this shit. I don't mind black Fury at all, especially in the Ultimate universe, but in retrospect, he's done enormous harm to the character.
This boards:
>I dont give a shit about Marvel
Also this board:
>Hundreds of threads about every new Marvel movie
It's fun to see them crash and burn
>it's been this way for almost 10 years
Haha yeah sure buddy
>People slow down to look at car accidents because they care about the victims
No
If this movie was popular instead of being terrible they would be touting how it's a "Female production" and the power of "Female movie makers" like they did Greta.
They're being very quiet about the fact that it's directed and written by women.
Same as that bridge they were touting as made by female architects/engineers, until it collapsed and then all that shit got scrubbed and distanced themselves from it as much as possible.
>that image
no way
literally 3 self-inserts, and they probably each wrote the dialogue for their own
I wonder what the Cinemascore and audience ratings will be like. When even the contentslop funko crowd on Youtube and pretty down on it you have to imagine the public will be at least mixed. I'm thinking B Cinemascore and 70% audience rating on RT.
Hard to say. Could end up being high if the only people who go are the Marvel faithful.
It's Thursday night where I live, the last showing is starting soon and there's more people going to see FNAF.
FNAF sounds like a much better night out. I'd much rather hear what friends thought about that than The Marvels
Yeah but it's a low budget horror in its second week compared to the opening of a 270mil Marvel movie. Remember when the MCU was at its peak? Showings all weekend long were packed.
First movie was ok and that was written by women. I just think people are tired of Marvel movies. Most of the kids who watched are becoming teenagers now.
This is the worst kind of Marvel movie.
>2 literal whos that require you to watch Disney+
>Instead of being a good movie, it is designed to be a product to set up more movies
>3 completely boring as fuck leads
Who watches this slop?
What is it supposed to set up?
Introduction of the Fox characters.
F4 and X-men. Beast is the post credit scene.
oh, i guess that makes sense
Beast seems like an odd choice though.
If they replaced the literally who nigress with pic related, I would have watched it.
She doesn't have anything to do with Marvel-themed characters.
what's with forcing ethnics on poor captain brie? I remember even in her first movie there was a poster where they shopped her into beyonce
>I don't give a shit about Marvel, but here I am making threads about it