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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boring movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it was spooky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a really good movie to put on the other monitor while you game

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do not redeem soul

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHY DID YOU REDEEM?!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did two white people have a poo israelite for a kid? It took me right out of the movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He’s just tanned. Both my parents are pretty pale but I can get pretty brown if I’m out and about in summertime

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's clearly not a white child.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He’s just tanned.
        t. israelite

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This homie is Mizrahim as frick. He can't even larp as Sepharadim since he's obviously brown (not le olive-skinned) year-round. Also, Paemon originated in the middle east and he's the father so it could explain it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Irish
      >white

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he wasn't their kid moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who's kid was he?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Whoever the cult arranged. Some genetic link to the original vessel, probably.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The movie never implies that he's not supposed to be their biological child.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His mom got REDEEMED? Is that why his dad was so passive the whole movie?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I don’t see how people can be scared of spooky demon movies, my fav jrpg protagonists eat these kind of dudes for breakfast, and in return recruit them to fight on their side. Honestly I’d rather see a horror movie with actual demon hunters who fight against them like in my smt games but not like in the exorcist or those conjuring movies where you only see the possessed people like actually see the demons themselves although it was cool that they would show one frame of pazuzu in the first exorcist but it would be so much cooler if they had more than one demon in the films instead of just one known keys of Solomon demon be the big bad in fact have them summon another demon to fight along with them like the do in the games but normalgays won’t like it I bet but who cares what they think it would be rad as hell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brilliant satire of an autistic esl weeb

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        y-yeah haha

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is white. This is his brother. He needs to get rid of that mild don’t why he still has it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He is white.
      He's a fricking israelite. How the frick can you look at that thing and call it white?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a simple man. I like simple horror. I wish they would make more horror like Evil Dead. Not so much the comedy aspect, but the man fighting back against demons aspect.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >entity from Christian Demonology is confirmed to exist
    >immediately rebuke him and proclaim my allegiance to Jesus Christ
    >cultists kill me
    >get sent straight to Heaven while they're all doomed to an eternity of suffering

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1b43auf9Wlmw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like a fat frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's because i'm laying on my stomach

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like a king, king.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    average genshitter

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All it's best beats are ripped straight out of Rosemary's Baby.

    Ari is a hack.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this movie with my ex and I remember shitting on it in my head and was disappointed that she claimed to like horror movies and suggested this and that Peele movie where they are slaves or something in and the protag is dating a white chick

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie ruined by the last 10/15 minutes.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >So here's my idea for this horror movie, two hours of intense crying and sad boring family drama and 5 minutes of horror right at the end.

    >frickin' genius let's do it

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