I hate the new Halloween’s because I hate the teen interactions. I’m guessing that’s normal given I’m not a teen anymore. Hopefully it’s good for the new generation.
>8 only had that awful beginning, but it's okay after that
The frick are you smoking? Kek Resurrection was the drizzling shits from start to finish. >5 was pretty good
Hi Dominique. Your "film" was garbage and Don Shanks sucked as Myers. As bad as Curse was, it still shits all over 5 kek
>Kek Resurrection was the drizzling shits from start to finish.
Nah it was campy fun. I enjoyed the cheesiness and felt I got a slasher movie. >>5 was pretty good
Yes. It's only problem was the rushed writing and lack of foresight when it came to the concept. Still, it was a proper movie that added interesting lore and remained salvageable.
6 on the other hand burned 5 movies worth of lore progress, 2 movies of character arcs and essentially destroyed Micheal Myers's character to where they had no choice but to retcon everything having to do with it.
moronic movie. moronic story. moronic lore. If it was actually a good movie, the series would've been something like Star Wars, popping out endless Michealkino. A coherent set of movies that all follow a single timeline of events. But nope. H6 ruined everything. I taught the franchise that it's okay to overly greedy and bomb the franchise as you can always retcon it later and "people" like you will retroactively apologize to it. Disgusting.
>6 on the other hand burned 5 movies worth of lore progress
You moron. Curtis Richard's novelisation of the first movie was talking about druid rituals and the festival of Samhain was talked about in the second film. The seeds were planted long before 1994/5
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes but Halloween 6 didn't implement it properly. Everyone in that writing department should be fired and blacklisted.
6 will ALWAYS be the biggest embarrassment to the franchise.
5 was pretty good
8 only had that awful beginning, but it's okay after that
Zombie 1 was good
Zombie 2 was just weird and had no audience.
>h5 >not h6
op is a homosexual again
>8 only had that awful beginning, but it's okay after that
The frick are you smoking? Kek Resurrection was the drizzling shits from start to finish. >5 was pretty good
Hi Dominique. Your "film" was garbage and Don Shanks sucked as Myers. As bad as Curse was, it still shits all over 5 kek
6 was the shits, but it's marginally better than those I mentioned
HALLOWEEN 5
Cons/Nitpicks! > The bumbling cop duo & the silly quirky music that accompany them are grating (but thankfully don't have much screen time and don't share any with the much cooler and more competent Sheriff Meeker) > In general it's just generic more of the same-ness from 4 but not as well executed. > Why didn't Loomis or the swat guys find the bodies in the attic before the trap was set?
Missed opportunities! > Not doing much with the twist at the end of 4. > Killing off Rachel really early. > No direct nudity again.
Mixed Elements! > Donald, Harris, Starr & Cornell like 4 still make for a solid cast, altho sadly many of them don't get much to do compared to 4. > Harris is still great but her performance is limited somewhat by not being able to speak for much of the film. (altho this adds to the audiences sympathy for her) > This is Pleasence's most unhinged performance as Loomis and yet simultaneously the actor himself seems tired/worn out while in 4 it seemed like only the character was such (appropriately). > Many find Tina annoying, I personally like her. Her interaction with Jamie is very sweet. > 5's mask still isn't particularly good but is much better then the mask in 4. > How Myers survived 4 is reasonable and doesn't resort to the preposterous like Resurrection (although why the hermit nursed him back to health instead of taking him to a hospital is never explained) > Kills in the barn are solid even if they feel more Jason-ish then Myers, Myers with a scythe is cool. > The mostly off screen shootout in the police station at the end is abrupt and mysterious but part of me wished they showed it, we already had a completely off screen police station massacre in 4. The shootout was filmed as seen in this BTS image but cut for whatever reason.
Pros! > The more gothic redesign of the Myer's house is suitably cool & menacing. > The entire end sting operation, chase scene through the house & Loomis's trap for Myers is all great & suspenseful. > Film is pretty surprisingly brutal to a child character, Jamie gets cut & scraped up severely. > The moment of Jamie cornered in the attic and accepting her fate by crawling into the casket is daaarrrk. > Tina unknowingly in the car with Myers is suspenseful. > As is Myers trying to chase Jamie down with the car & Tina's sacrifice. > Score is solid.
> he tried to pass the last two films off as allegories for "muh strong, independent wominxes"
No piss off they actually did it properly by having the 3 women be realistic victimized women who just barely managed to make some kinda stand. At no point were they need no man feminist bullshit, they were just a variation on what slashers have always had: final girls.
Pros! > Great moody opening credits surveying farm equipment adorned with Halloween decorations. > Solid score. > The film certainty has a different feel from the original 2 films but is still very suspenseful & atmospheric in it's own way (and is still dead serious in tone) > Like 2 the film does a decent job of fleshing out Haddonfield as a real town with culture & history. > Donald as always is great. > Harris as Jamie remains among the best performances from a child actor I have encountered in a horror film. > Rachel is a solid final girl. > Sheriff Meeker (beau starr) I have always thought to be cool, his professional & trusting interaction with Loomis is more enjoyable then the more strained back & forth between Brackett & Loomis in 1/2. We get a faint hint of laziness/denial on his part with him initially trying to blow Loomis off but once he takes things seriously he goes into war mode like a boss. > I liked that they wrote both Loomis & Myers as having learned from the events of 78, what with Loomis not hesitating to demand a town wide curfew which he resisted doing in 78 and Myers taking out both the Police & Power stations early on & letting officer Logan take him directly to his targets. > Build up to & reveal of the police station massacre is chilling as well as the triple Michael sequence. > This is easily the most powerful we have ever seen Myers on film. > Entire ending from the battle atop the truck to the shootdown, to the twist is epic as hell.
No he gets defeated by the Sheriff with a fricking Spas-12 shotgun firing slugs (see the first shot blast through his belly and hit the ground in the distance) PLUS troopers & hicks also shootings.
Part 1! > While like 5's mask the neck here is still a little too large the rest of the mask is a big improvement over 4-5 & h20. > Anyone who dislike Myers's conflicted behavior and tears in 5 should be pleased with his absolute zero hesitation in killing Jamie in ether version of this film. > I am not sure which version of Jamie's death I prefer. The weak stabbing & hospital assassination of the PC seems anti climatic for the character, but the farm implement shredding of the TC seems too mean spirited & brutal for a character we spent the last 2 films watching as a desperate sympathetic child. > Seeing Loomis happy and almost at peace during his 1st scene is very nice and a big change of pace from the way we have always seen him up to this point in the franchise. This early sequence with him & Dr.Wynn is a longer and better in the PC. (the film could definitely use more of their interaction & Wynn in general however) > The TC stupidly cuts out Loomis's reaction to finding Jamie. > Rudd is decent here, he gets a few sweet moment with Jamie's baby but overall is fairly emotionless (purposefully). > There are a few moments towards the end of the TC were Rudd gets to show more emotion then in the PC, moments were he is clearly petrified and can't do anything but semi chuckle in despair. > Marianne Hagan as Kara Strode is a likeable very sympathetic and motherly final girl. > General editing in the PC is vastly better, the TC uses a very lame, very 90s style of showing abrupt harsh flashes of gruesome images jarringly between shots. Pace of the PC is slower and feels alot more franchise appropriate. > The lighting is better in the PC.
> Some absolutely beautiful shots throughout the film such as the long hallway shots inside Smith's grove or the final snot of Myers leaving the Asylum wearing the stolen Man in Black suit. (Would have liked to have seen a sequel with him wearing such + the mask of course) > Scores are different, both are good but the PC has a more classical version of the theme & utilizes it's score better overall. > The PC's handling of the cult and explaining their goals/motives is VASTLY superior to the TC, PC they rightfully stick purely to the supernatural & handles such with reasonable subtlety, the TC tries to make it about mad science & doesn't explain it barely at all. > Scenes showing the connective tissue between 5's ending and this film are cut out of the TC. > The operating room massacre is cool I guess but there is no reason given in the TC's story as to why Myers would turn on the cult out of the blue with nothing at all triggering that turn. Nor is it shown who/what the cult doctors were operating on when Myers interrupted. > The TC's cut of John's death with his head exploding is ludicrous. > Myers "defeat" by magic runes in the PC while not flashy or epic at all is a lot more believable and natural to the story up to that point then TC's defeat by having skinny ass Paul Rudd beat him with a pipe, regardless of what poisons Rudd pumped him full of before the beating. > Ending fate's for Loomis there is no comparison, the TC is a absolute insult to Pleasence, ending the film with his off screen screams without explanation. The PC gives him a cruel but poetically appropriate ending. > That said It's never explained why Wynn was giving up his position as Myer's handler (a throwaway line about him having cancer or something would have sufficed) nor why he would choose Loomis who is obviously older and more frail then him.
78 and 18 are the only good ones. How the frick did Jason manage to keep looking badass movie after movie while Michael continued to look like a fricking moron with masks that look like something out of those shitty parody movies like Scary Movie and Stan Helsing.
> Some absolutely beautiful shots throughout the film such as the long hallway shots inside Smith's grove or the final snot of Myers leaving the Asylum wearing the stolen Man in Black suit. (Would have liked to have seen a sequel with him wearing such + the mask of course) > Scores are different, both are good but the PC has a more classical version of the theme & utilizes it's score better overall. > The PC's handling of the cult and explaining their goals/motives is VASTLY superior to the TC, PC they rightfully stick purely to the supernatural & handles such with reasonable subtlety, the TC tries to make it about mad science & doesn't explain it barely at all. > Scenes showing the connective tissue between 5's ending and this film are cut out of the TC. > The operating room massacre is cool I guess but there is no reason given in the TC's story as to why Myers would turn on the cult out of the blue with nothing at all triggering that turn. Nor is it shown who/what the cult doctors were operating on when Myers interrupted. > The TC's cut of John's death with his head exploding is ludicrous. > Myers "defeat" by magic runes in the PC while not flashy or epic at all is a lot more believable and natural to the story up to that point then TC's defeat by having skinny ass Paul Rudd beat him with a pipe, regardless of what poisons Rudd pumped him full of before the beating. > Ending fate's for Loomis there is no comparison, the TC is a absolute insult to Pleasence, ending the film with his off screen screams without explanation. The PC gives him a cruel but poetically appropriate ending. > That said It's never explained why Wynn was giving up his position as Myer's handler (a throwaway line about him having cancer or something would have sufficed) nor why he would choose Loomis who is obviously older and more frail then him.
HALLOWEEN 6
Final Thoughts!
> Overall, the TC is a absolutely pathetic butchering of the PC which IMO is a full on good film. (far from perfect but good) Makes me wonder what is missing from the much more ambitious Hellraiser Bloodlines which I have heard was similarly edited to hell by the same company.
In case anyone wants to know how moronic this film is gonna be the kid is the granddaughter's new bf, and he finds Michael and teams up with him to go on a killing spree
There's absolutely no reason to believe this guy. His twitter reads like he's either 12 years old or a pajeet. The Corey stuff leaked months ago so he's probably just filling in the blanks with fan fiction.
It gets worse. Supposedly the entire movie is Michael and Corey forming a tag team because Michael sees himself in Corey or some shit. So its possible they may be retconning Michael killing his sister.
>Four years after the events of last year’s Halloween Kills, Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) is living with her granddaughter Allyson (Andi Matichak) and is finishing writing her memoir. Michael Myers hasn’t been seen since. Laurie, after allowing the specter of Michael to determine and drive her reality for decades, has decided to liberate herself from fear and rage and embrace life. But when a young man, Corey Cunningham (Rohan Campbell), is accused of killing a boy he was babysitting, it ignites a cascade of violence and terror that will force Laurie to finally confront the evil she can’t control, once and for all.
Official synopsis
>Four years after the events
ITS SHIT
SHIT SHIT SHIT
It must be like Halloween Kills. Continued right after the previous part. No fricking way "it's been four years." NO NO NO NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. They destroyed the whole fricking point of the new trilogy.
HOW THE FRICK IT COULD HAVE BEEN FOUR YEARS. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRICKING MIND? MICHAEL LITERALLY SLAUGHTERED 20 PEOPLE ON THE STREET AT THE END. WHERE THE FRICK IS HE GOING? WHY? OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA PRETEND LIKE HE'S GONE AND FORGET ABOUT IT ALL. WE'VE GOT 20 PEOPLE DEAD AND MANGLED IN THE STREET. AND MICHAEL... WELL, HE JUST ~~*LE DISAPPEARED*~~ FRICKING IDIOTS
OP here. I already said it looks shite. Frick knows if they'll start with a recap of the end of Kills and what happened next similar to H2's opening. But as with Kills, I'll be pirating this and keeping my expectations extremely low.
Id call bullshit but if you told laid out the hospital scene from Halloween Kills before I saw the movie I would have said you were lying and nothing that fricking stupid would actually be put in the film.
>Four years after the events of last year’s Halloween Kills, Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) is living with her granddaughter Allyson (Andi Matichak) and is finishing writing her memoir. Michael Myers hasn’t been seen since. Laurie, after allowing the specter of Michael to determine and drive her reality for decades, has decided to liberate herself from fear and rage and embrace life. But when a young man, Corey Cunningham (Rohan Campbell), is accused of killing a boy he was babysitting, it ignites a cascade of violence and terror that will force Laurie to finally confront the evil she can’t control, once and for all.
Official synopsis
>Michael isn't even in the movie >its just Corey wearing the Michael costume
WE GOIN FULL ROY BURNS HERE BOYS LETS FRICKING GO
P2 = P3 = P4 = P5 = P6 = 2009 > Very Good (p6 used to be fully great but dropped down to very good in my most recent viewing)
Jason Goes to Hell > Very Good
P7 > Very Good (would be higher but the cast is mostly really unlikable, the kills are notably censored & the ending with the dad coming back was stupid, that said I'm about to re-watch for the first time in years)
There's been a rumour going around for a few days that there's going to be a copycat killer. Unless the trailer was intentionally misleading with something like mirroring the footage then it seems to be confirmed, you can see when Michael opens the door he isn't missing any fingers.
Halloween 6, Resurrection and Zombies 2 were all tied for worst Halloween movies for me...then Halloween Kills came out Holy shit. I loved the 2018 one and had high hopes for Halloween Kills, I wont make my mistake with this one
How? It made Michael into such a b***h. He got kidnapped by an old, fat psychiatrist and led to a house where 3 girls clowned on him and killed him in a plan that went off without a hitch.
Halloween has always had too strong of a reverence for Laurie. All the other major horror icons (except Chucky I guess) don't get dunked on by their final girls more than once.
I have split feelings. The original idea of having the trilogy take place almost entirely over one single night would have been kino. Now it looks like they're pretty much just going to brush off the big finale of Kills too, which is lame as shit.
On the other hand, I think the idea of the movie is more interesting than just having another Michael slashing his way to Laurie movie. I'm not going to fault them for trying something different, but it seems moronic that they're calling it ENDS when the synopsis does not feel like a final chapter at all.
There are 4 different Halloween timelines:
1-6: As a child a druid cult put a curse on him called The Mark of Thorn, which induces him to kill his entire family, until he's done this he cannot be killed. Once completed, the sacrifice will provide protection for them.
1, 2, H20, Resurrection: Unknown
Rob Zombie reboot: Unknown
1, 2018, Kills, Ends: Unknown, the creators have said that he isn't immortal but considering how much damage he tanked in Kills I think they're BSing
They increased his power level way too much in Kills and I'm interested to see how they deal with that in Ends. He's basically an indestructible John Wick zombie now, so they're going to either have to ignore that or have him blew up like JAWS
Yes, it was clever. It's funny how they kept saying that and how much they wanted to kill Michael Myers. Even more than Michael wanted to kill. And in the finale they finally kill him... they're satisfied... and he gets up like a doom and wipes them out of existence.
I never cared that Michael wasn't in it.
What I cared about was that all of the actors and characters suck, the plot is hokey shit
Resurrection at least moves at a sprinters pace and has some of that rip-off Scream energy. H2009 has breasts.
What they don't have is some middle aged teacher perking on a 20 year old in a motheaten sweater in a dingy hotel
It looks bad.
But after Zombie's Munsters shit sandwich everything else looks aight.
I do not like the hair dye on Jamie Lee. She went grey gracefully frankly a bit courageously a long time ago and looks off with the hair dye.
But frick these movies anyway.
I saw Zombie Halloween 2 on a plane and walked out
I can't wait to see how many homosexuals and Black folk and interracial couples Michael kills in this film. He offed so many in Halloween Kills that I clapped at how great the representation was. Finally, a film that shows Black folk and homosexuals can die just like white people did in the good Halloween films. Although, to be quite honest, I was a little triggered that Michael didn't kill any trannies. Hopefully this new film has him brutally murdering at least one troony.
>Hopefully this new film has him brutally murdering at least one troony.
This. And if he does, hopefully a whole slew of triggered xirs will join the 41.
>I was a little triggered that Michael didn't kill any trannies. Hopefully this new film has him brutally murdering at least one troony
They're based enough to know we don't want any of those degenerates anywhere near our slasherkino
>I was a little triggered that Michael didn't kill any trannies. Hopefully this new film has him brutally murdering at least one troony.
This movie has got you covered
I hate the new Halloween’s because I hate the teen interactions. I’m guessing that’s normal given I’m not a teen anymore. Hopefully it’s good for the new generation.
>92
Oh dear...
Memes aside, it seems like they're going with a copycat killer angle on this one, and if that's the case, this film will be the shits.
Why hasn't there been a film adaptation of the events of that sticky hot summer of 1992?
Talk about horror.
kwab
I agree but I don't make a another post, 6shil your movie will always be the franchise killer.
t.4chad
Qui?
6 will ALWAYS be the biggest embarrassment to the franchise.
5 was pretty good
8 only had that awful beginning, but it's okay after that
Zombie 1 was good
Zombie 2 was just weird and had no audience.
>8 only had that awful beginning, but it's okay after that
The frick are you smoking? Kek Resurrection was the drizzling shits from start to finish.
>5 was pretty good
Hi Dominique. Your "film" was garbage and Don Shanks sucked as Myers. As bad as Curse was, it still shits all over 5 kek
Michael killing on livestream was ahead of its time. Would Twitch exist today without Halloween Resurrection? I think not
Yeah, because the world needs twitch like the world needs Black folk...
>Kek Resurrection was the drizzling shits from start to finish.
Nah it was campy fun. I enjoyed the cheesiness and felt I got a slasher movie.
>>5 was pretty good
Yes. It's only problem was the rushed writing and lack of foresight when it came to the concept. Still, it was a proper movie that added interesting lore and remained salvageable.
6 on the other hand burned 5 movies worth of lore progress, 2 movies of character arcs and essentially destroyed Micheal Myers's character to where they had no choice but to retcon everything having to do with it.
moronic movie. moronic story. moronic lore. If it was actually a good movie, the series would've been something like Star Wars, popping out endless Michealkino. A coherent set of movies that all follow a single timeline of events. But nope. H6 ruined everything. I taught the franchise that it's okay to overly greedy and bomb the franchise as you can always retcon it later and "people" like you will retroactively apologize to it. Disgusting.
>6 on the other hand burned 5 movies worth of lore progress
You moron. Curtis Richard's novelisation of the first movie was talking about druid rituals and the festival of Samhain was talked about in the second film. The seeds were planted long before 1994/5
Yes but Halloween 6 didn't implement it properly. Everyone in that writing department should be fired and blacklisted.
Nobody reads books you dumb nerd
Speak for yourself, you illiterate Black person.
I'd shove you to the ground, nerd.
You are out of your fricking mind if you think 6 is worse than 8.
>Zombie 2 was just weird and had no audience.
They forced Zombie to made a new one so it ends up being that way
I agree, 6 is the worst. I like 5 too.
At least 6 had breasts. So did 8 and the Zombie movies. 5 gave us nothing.
>5 gave us nothing
Save for a burning desire to see Wendy Kaplan suffer an extremely violent death irl
5 was horrible and the Rob Zombie films are trash. Shit taste, take a lap
HALLOWEEN 5
Cons/Nitpicks!
> The bumbling cop duo & the silly quirky music that accompany them are grating (but thankfully don't have much screen time and don't share any with the much cooler and more competent Sheriff Meeker)
> In general it's just generic more of the same-ness from 4 but not as well executed.
> Why didn't Loomis or the swat guys find the bodies in the attic before the trap was set?
Missed opportunities!
> Not doing much with the twist at the end of 4.
> Killing off Rachel really early.
> No direct nudity again.
Mixed Elements!
> Donald, Harris, Starr & Cornell like 4 still make for a solid cast, altho sadly many of them don't get much to do compared to 4.
> Harris is still great but her performance is limited somewhat by not being able to speak for much of the film. (altho this adds to the audiences sympathy for her)
> This is Pleasence's most unhinged performance as Loomis and yet simultaneously the actor himself seems tired/worn out while in 4 it seemed like only the character was such (appropriately).
> Many find Tina annoying, I personally like her. Her interaction with Jamie is very sweet.
> 5's mask still isn't particularly good but is much better then the mask in 4.
> How Myers survived 4 is reasonable and doesn't resort to the preposterous like Resurrection (although why the hermit nursed him back to health instead of taking him to a hospital is never explained)
> Kills in the barn are solid even if they feel more Jason-ish then Myers, Myers with a scythe is cool.
> The mostly off screen shootout in the police station at the end is abrupt and mysterious but part of me wished they showed it, we already had a completely off screen police station massacre in 4. The shootout was filmed as seen in this BTS image but cut for whatever reason.
Pros to follow...
HALLOWEEN 5
Pros!
> The more gothic redesign of the Myer's house is suitably cool & menacing.
> The entire end sting operation, chase scene through the house & Loomis's trap for Myers is all great & suspenseful.
> Film is pretty surprisingly brutal to a child character, Jamie gets cut & scraped up severely.
> The moment of Jamie cornered in the attic and accepting her fate by crawling into the casket is daaarrrk.
> Tina unknowingly in the car with Myers is suspenseful.
> As is Myers trying to chase Jamie down with the car & Tina's sacrifice.
> Score is solid.
>h5
>not h6
op is a homosexual again
6 was the shits, but it's marginally better than those I mentioned
So who is going to reboot the franchise in five years? And how long before Jamie Lee Curtis wants another paycheck and returns?
Isn't this the one that was going to be dealing with covid and mask mandate horseshit or was that just typical PR shittery?
Frick knows. The tried to pass the last two films off as allegories for "muh strong, independent wominxes"
> he tried to pass the last two films off as allegories for "muh strong, independent wominxes"
No piss off they actually did it properly by having the 3 women be realistic victimized women who just barely managed to make some kinda stand. At no point were they need no man feminist bullshit, they were just a variation on what slashers have always had: final girls.
It was all JLC could talk about in the promotional interviews.
Not really, it has equally dumb shit in it though
Zombie Halloween was kino though
Meds, now.
> Go play with the kids outside
> the kids outside
Yes.
let me introduce myself
I'M JOE GRIZZLY, b***h
I can smell his shit
It really was.
HALLOWEEN 4
Pros!
> Great moody opening credits surveying farm equipment adorned with Halloween decorations.
> Solid score.
> The film certainty has a different feel from the original 2 films but is still very suspenseful & atmospheric in it's own way (and is still dead serious in tone)
> Like 2 the film does a decent job of fleshing out Haddonfield as a real town with culture & history.
> Donald as always is great.
> Harris as Jamie remains among the best performances from a child actor I have encountered in a horror film.
> Rachel is a solid final girl.
> Sheriff Meeker (beau starr) I have always thought to be cool, his professional & trusting interaction with Loomis is more enjoyable then the more strained back & forth between Brackett & Loomis in 1/2. We get a faint hint of laziness/denial on his part with him initially trying to blow Loomis off but once he takes things seriously he goes into war mode like a boss.
> I liked that they wrote both Loomis & Myers as having learned from the events of 78, what with Loomis not hesitating to demand a town wide curfew which he resisted doing in 78 and Myers taking out both the Police & Power stations early on & letting officer Logan take him directly to his targets.
> Build up to & reveal of the police station massacre is chilling as well as the triple Michael sequence.
> This is easily the most powerful we have ever seen Myers on film.
> Entire ending from the battle atop the truck to the shootdown, to the twist is epic as hell.
Cons!
> Worst mask of the series.
>Worst mask of the series
But enough about that flappy necked piece of shit from 5
5 looks decent from the side. 4 looks awful almost the entire film.
>Michael gets defeated by a bunch of hicks
Honestly that was funny as frick
No he gets defeated by the Sheriff with a fricking Spas-12 shotgun firing slugs (see the first shot blast through his belly and hit the ground in the distance) PLUS troopers & hicks also shootings.
It was epic as frick.
HALLOWEEN 6
My review of both cuts.
Part 1!
> While like 5's mask the neck here is still a little too large the rest of the mask is a big improvement over 4-5 & h20.
> Anyone who dislike Myers's conflicted behavior and tears in 5 should be pleased with his absolute zero hesitation in killing Jamie in ether version of this film.
> I am not sure which version of Jamie's death I prefer. The weak stabbing & hospital assassination of the PC seems anti climatic for the character, but the farm implement shredding of the TC seems too mean spirited & brutal for a character we spent the last 2 films watching as a desperate sympathetic child.
> Seeing Loomis happy and almost at peace during his 1st scene is very nice and a big change of pace from the way we have always seen him up to this point in the franchise. This early sequence with him & Dr.Wynn is a longer and better in the PC. (the film could definitely use more of their interaction & Wynn in general however)
> The TC stupidly cuts out Loomis's reaction to finding Jamie.
> Rudd is decent here, he gets a few sweet moment with Jamie's baby but overall is fairly emotionless (purposefully).
> There are a few moments towards the end of the TC were Rudd gets to show more emotion then in the PC, moments were he is clearly petrified and can't do anything but semi chuckle in despair.
> Marianne Hagan as Kara Strode is a likeable very sympathetic and motherly final girl.
> General editing in the PC is vastly better, the TC uses a very lame, very 90s style of showing abrupt harsh flashes of gruesome images jarringly between shots. Pace of the PC is slower and feels alot more franchise appropriate.
> The lighting is better in the PC.
HALLOWEEN 6
Part 2!
> Some absolutely beautiful shots throughout the film such as the long hallway shots inside Smith's grove or the final snot of Myers leaving the Asylum wearing the stolen Man in Black suit. (Would have liked to have seen a sequel with him wearing such + the mask of course)
> Scores are different, both are good but the PC has a more classical version of the theme & utilizes it's score better overall.
> The PC's handling of the cult and explaining their goals/motives is VASTLY superior to the TC, PC they rightfully stick purely to the supernatural & handles such with reasonable subtlety, the TC tries to make it about mad science & doesn't explain it barely at all.
> Scenes showing the connective tissue between 5's ending and this film are cut out of the TC.
> The operating room massacre is cool I guess but there is no reason given in the TC's story as to why Myers would turn on the cult out of the blue with nothing at all triggering that turn. Nor is it shown who/what the cult doctors were operating on when Myers interrupted.
> The TC's cut of John's death with his head exploding is ludicrous.
> Myers "defeat" by magic runes in the PC while not flashy or epic at all is a lot more believable and natural to the story up to that point then TC's defeat by having skinny ass Paul Rudd beat him with a pipe, regardless of what poisons Rudd pumped him full of before the beating.
> Ending fate's for Loomis there is no comparison, the TC is a absolute insult to Pleasence, ending the film with his off screen screams without explanation. The PC gives him a cruel but poetically appropriate ending.
> That said It's never explained why Wynn was giving up his position as Myer's handler (a throwaway line about him having cancer or something would have sufficed) nor why he would choose Loomis who is obviously older and more frail then him.
78 and 18 are the only good ones. How the frick did Jason manage to keep looking badass movie after movie while Michael continued to look like a fricking moron with masks that look like something out of those shitty parody movies like Scary Movie and Stan Helsing.
HALLOWEEN 6
Final Thoughts!
> Overall, the TC is a absolutely pathetic butchering of the PC which IMO is a full on good film. (far from perfect but good) Makes me wonder what is missing from the much more ambitious Hellraiser Bloodlines which I have heard was similarly edited to hell by the same company.
Halloween is shit because Myers is just Jason minus the wackiness. Even the worst Friday movie is more fun to watch than the best Hallo
Friday was a straight rip off of Halloween, moron. Cunningham is on record stating this.
The first 2 friday 13th movies are shit.
But 4, 6 and 7 are kino
>The first 2 friday 13th movies are shit.
FRICK OFF, 1 is ok, 2 is fricking damn good & on par with 4.
Jason isn't remotely like Micheal Myers. The don't even have the same backstory, targets, setting or methods of killing.
>Halloween is shit because Myers is just Jason minus the wackiness
pretty sure your favourite halloween is the RZ one, homosexual.
Halloween is good until you try to make a sequel to continue le boogeyman story
But it has good sequels. Thy just mess it up.
The most moronic take in the thread, congrats
In case anyone wants to know how moronic this film is gonna be
the kid is the granddaughter's new bf, and he finds Michael and teams up with him to go on a killing spree
Sounds about right.
That's the most contrived excuse to subvert expectations i've ever seen.
>Boy tricked into becoming psychopath's best friend because he was JUST A PRANK BRO'd by a moronic kid.
Jason wouldn't have dumb shit like this. He at least had the decency to fly off into space and produce comedy kino.
Got any more leaks?
There's absolutely no reason to believe this guy. His twitter reads like he's either 12 years old or a pajeet. The Corey stuff leaked months ago so he's probably just filling in the blanks with fan fiction.
It gets worse. Supposedly the entire movie is Michael and Corey forming a tag team because Michael sees himself in Corey or some shit. So its possible they may be retconning Michael killing his sister.
who the frick is [sp]Corey[/sp]?
>Four years after the events of last year’s Halloween Kills, Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) is living with her granddaughter Allyson (Andi Matichak) and is finishing writing her memoir. Michael Myers hasn’t been seen since. Laurie, after allowing the specter of Michael to determine and drive her reality for decades, has decided to liberate herself from fear and rage and embrace life. But when a young man, Corey Cunningham (Rohan Campbell), is accused of killing a boy he was babysitting, it ignites a cascade of violence and terror that will force Laurie to finally confront the evil she can’t control, once and for all.
Official synopsis
>Four years after the events
ITS SHIT
SHIT SHIT SHIT
It must be like Halloween Kills. Continued right after the previous part. No fricking way "it's been four years." NO NO NO NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. They destroyed the whole fricking point of the new trilogy.
HOW THE FRICK IT COULD HAVE BEEN FOUR YEARS. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRICKING MIND? MICHAEL LITERALLY SLAUGHTERED 20 PEOPLE ON THE STREET AT THE END. WHERE THE FRICK IS HE GOING? WHY? OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA PRETEND LIKE HE'S GONE AND FORGET ABOUT IT ALL. WE'VE GOT 20 PEOPLE DEAD AND MANGLED IN THE STREET. AND MICHAEL... WELL, HE JUST ~~*LE DISAPPEARED*~~ FRICKING IDIOTS
The working title for this film was "Cave Dweller". The working title for Kills was "Mob Rules". Make of that what you will.
OP here. I already said it looks shite. Frick knows if they'll start with a recap of the end of Kills and what happened next similar to H2's opening. But as with Kills, I'll be pirating this and keeping my expectations extremely low.
Id call bullshit but if you told laid out the hospital scene from Halloween Kills before I saw the movie I would have said you were lying and nothing that fricking stupid would actually be put in the film.
>Michael isn't even in the movie
>its just Corey wearing the Michael costume
WE GOIN FULL ROY BURNS HERE BOYS LETS FRICKING GO
Every Halloween movie after 3 is shit
3 sucked as well. Only reddithomosexuals rate that shite.
Halloween Ends (2022)
...
...
???
Halloween Rises (2026)
Halloween Ends Again (2028)
Halloween: First Day (2031)
Halloween Reunion (2032)
Halloween Strikes (2035)
Better Call Mike (2039)
Halloween: Hunt (2044)
All Saints' Day: Halloween Begins (2051)
Halloween (Remake) (2058)
You forgot Halloween on Elm Street
They'll just reboot after this. All female Halloween with a female Michael.
>female Michael
black transgender Michael Myxirs
It would be properly terrifying to have a lumbering Black person troony chase kids around.
Zombie's second Halloween is kino
The first one is good too. At least he tried to do something special.
Hi Rob, you untalented israelite. Your films are shit, just like your music.
Frick you
KWAB
Rob Halloween is better than your trilogy , David
Keep on samegayging, Rob.
It won't end.
Another remake/reboot incoming in about 5 years
H1
> Strongly Great
H2 = H4
> Great (both my favorites & top fav slashers in general)
2018
> Very Good
H6 (producer's cut)
> Very Good
Kills
> Good
H3
> Good
Nightdance (comic)
> Decent (bleak mean spirited ending keeps it from being higher)
H5
> Decent
H20
> Decent
Zombie's H2 (09)
> Ok / Meh
Zombie's H1 (07)
> Ok / Meh
3 issue series from Chaos Comics
> Ok / Meh
H6 (theatrical)
> Poor
HR
> Bad (but slightly underrated)
Friday
P2 = P3 = P4 = P5 = P6 = 2009
> Very Good (p6 used to be fully great but dropped down to very good in my most recent viewing)
Jason Goes to Hell
> Very Good
P7
> Very Good (would be higher but the cast is mostly really unlikable, the kills are notably censored & the ending with the dad coming back was stupid, that said I'm about to re-watch for the first time in years)
Freddy vs Jason
> Good
Jason X
> Good
Original
> Decent
P8
> Poor
Friday doesnt have a good movie until 6. Fix your taste.
Meanwhile Hellraiser
>Hellraiser
Good.
>Hellraiser II
Good.
>Hellraiser III
Shit.
>Bloodline
Shit.
>Inferno
Shit.
>Hellseeker
Shit.
>Deader
Shit.
>Hellworld
Shit.
>Revelations
Shitshitshit.
>Judgment
Shitshitshit.
Still the best franchise.
>Can't be worse than H5, H8 and Zombie's abominations though, right?
Halloween Kills was Rob Zombie-tier
So what's the big rumor with this one? Its going to tie into Halloween 3?
There's been a rumour going around for a few days that there's going to be a copycat killer. Unless the trailer was intentionally misleading with something like mirroring the footage then it seems to be confirmed, you can see when Michael opens the door he isn't missing any fingers.
>movie ends with Michael seemingly dead but it's just the copycat Michael that dies
Dropped. It's so obvious.
verpiss dich du huso
for me it's kelly meeker
She ugly, give me Samantha
Do cops really do it by the book?
Doesn’t look shit they only showed one scene
Halloween 6, Resurrection and Zombies 2 were all tied for worst Halloween movies for me...then Halloween Kills came out Holy shit. I loved the 2018 one and had high hopes for Halloween Kills, I wont make my mistake with this one
My expectations for Kills were non existent on my first watch. I enjoyed it for what it was. A mindless slasher flick.
>I loved the 2018 one
How? It made Michael into such a b***h. He got kidnapped by an old, fat psychiatrist and led to a house where 3 girls clowned on him and killed him in a plan that went off without a hitch.
Halloween has always had too strong of a reverence for Laurie. All the other major horror icons (except Chucky I guess) don't get dunked on by their final girls more than once.
>3 girls clowned on him and killed him in a plan that went off without a hitch
But then he got his revenge by killing Karen
And that's why Kills > 2018
Watching a grandma fist fight this lumbering giant is comical
I have split feelings. The original idea of having the trilogy take place almost entirely over one single night would have been kino. Now it looks like they're pretty much just going to brush off the big finale of Kills too, which is lame as shit.
On the other hand, I think the idea of the movie is more interesting than just having another Michael slashing his way to Laurie movie. I'm not going to fault them for trying something different, but it seems moronic that they're calling it ENDS when the synopsis does not feel like a final chapter at all.
I have no idea the lore behind this shit, how exactly is this dude immortal?
There are 4 different Halloween timelines:
1-6: As a child a druid cult put a curse on him called The Mark of Thorn, which induces him to kill his entire family, until he's done this he cannot be killed. Once completed, the sacrifice will provide protection for them.
1, 2, H20, Resurrection: Unknown
Rob Zombie reboot: Unknown
1, 2018, Kills, Ends: Unknown, the creators have said that he isn't immortal but considering how much damage he tanked in Kills I think they're BSing
Zombie gave him a motive, which ruins it completely.
>Takes out the entire fire department with ease
>Struggles to hold his own against one geriatric woman
Huh
They increased his power level way too much in Kills and I'm interested to see how they deal with that in Ends. He's basically an indestructible John Wick zombie now, so they're going to either have to ignore that or have him blew up like JAWS
Halloween Kills is kino. Frick all of you.
Evil dies tonight?
Yes, it was clever. It's funny how they kept saying that and how much they wanted to kill Michael Myers. Even more than Michael wanted to kill. And in the finale they finally kill him... they're satisfied... and he gets up like a doom and wipes them out of existence.
They really got it.
Yes
>Jobber Myers
Weak, get on my power level
3 is the worst halloween movie. Borderline unwatchable.
3 is great once you get past Michael not being in it. Even if that turns you off I can't imagine how anyone can call 3 worst than Resurrection or ZH2.
I never cared that Michael wasn't in it.
What I cared about was that all of the actors and characters suck, the plot is hokey shit
Resurrection at least moves at a sprinters pace and has some of that rip-off Scream energy. H2009 has breasts.
What they don't have is some middle aged teacher perking on a 20 year old in a motheaten sweater in a dingy hotel
I CAN'T FRICKING CALM DOWN
I'M THE ONE WHO SAID HALLOWEEN KILLS IS A MOVIE
THEY DID EVERYTHING RIGHT. THEY DID EVERYTHING FRICKING PERFECT. IT'S THE BEST SEQUEL TO HALLOWEEN
HOW COULD THEY FRICK IT UP SO BADLY WITH HALLOWEEN ENDS
It looks bad.
But after Zombie's Munsters shit sandwich everything else looks aight.
I do not like the hair dye on Jamie Lee. She went grey gracefully frankly a bit courageously a long time ago and looks off with the hair dye.
But frick these movies anyway.
I saw Zombie Halloween 2 on a plane and walked out
>I saw Zombie Halloween 2 on a plane and walked out
Did you died?
So its just the 2018 movie again?
How bad does he smell after 4 years in the sewers
Like a dead rat that crawled up someone's arse and died, I'd wager.
So like you?
Nah he smells more like that gaping axe wound where your wiener and balls used to be.
6 is marginally better than 5, for whatever that's worth
Looks bussin fr no cap ong
I can't wait to see how many homosexuals and Black folk and interracial couples Michael kills in this film. He offed so many in Halloween Kills that I clapped at how great the representation was. Finally, a film that shows Black folk and homosexuals can die just like white people did in the good Halloween films. Although, to be quite honest, I was a little triggered that Michael didn't kill any trannies. Hopefully this new film has him brutally murdering at least one troony.
>Hopefully this new film has him brutally murdering at least one troony.
This. And if he does, hopefully a whole slew of triggered xirs will join the 41.
>I was a little triggered that Michael didn't kill any trannies. Hopefully this new film has him brutally murdering at least one troony
They're based enough to know we don't want any of those degenerates anywhere near our slasherkino
>yfw you realise that Cameron's costume was foreshadowing for Ends
Technically Cameron died while still wearing the skirt
So he did. Based Shape giving xir one of the most brutal kills of the film kek
>I was a little triggered that Michael didn't kill any trannies. Hopefully this new film has him brutally murdering at least one troony.
This movie has got you covered
>Halloween Ends
will it really?
No. It will begin again at 00:00 on October 31st 2023.
Should have known that you were in for some bizarre shit in Kills when they had a guy who found ventriloquist shows hilarious
>is the only decent slasher reboot in your path
"Your breasts are stupendous"
Texas Chainsaw was better than the original, but otherwise yes.
No
>michael instakills everyone else
>somehow fails to kill the old lady multiple times in a single trailer
it's beyond garbage schlock.