>spend all day making tons of food >everyone shows up, eats, and fucks off without even saying thank you >out hundreds of dollars
I get my family is just shit but it's still a stupid holiday made up by the government. Gotta have one federal holiday a month or the wagies will get angry.
I spend thanksgiving’s with both of my families and it just sucks. I mean, it’s like overcrowded and semi awkward the whole time because you’re like bumping elbows and you only see most of those people once or a twice a year, and it’s just the worst. You know, thanksgiving might be the worst holiday I can think of actually. Memorial Day is a better holiday. Anyone who likes thanksgiving is not to be trusted about anything. I would almost just delete thanksgiving if I could
>spend all day making tons of food >everyone shows up, eats, and fucks off without even saying thank you >out hundreds of dollars
I get my family is just shit but it's still a stupid holiday made up by the government. Gotta have one federal holiday a month or the wagies will get angry.
Sucks for yall. I could see how it'd be shit if my family was horrible and people didn't contribute.
Great for me because I get to fuck/blowie from my hot cousin in the woods in a comfy shed once I get the look from her in the living room after she's put down a few drinks. Sorry y'all's is ass and you got shit family members.
I hate fall/winter holidays. It's always stressful with family shit, tons of gifts to buy for everyone, huge feasts to cook, and all the real life shit that comes with the new year (new shit at work, late on year-end deadlines, etc). AND it's within daylight savings time in the winter so it's dark by 5 PM.
For me it's taking a week off in the summer. Nobody is bothered or bothering me, weather is nice, don't have to worry about a dozen other people.
I agree with Thanksgiving being underrated. It's just an excuse to get the family together to eat a delicious big meal. No need to stress over getting gifts. And I know some people like to watch/play football around that time.
Thanksgiving is sort of lame. I look forward to thanksgiving as much as I do going to church. And the food is overrated. Who likes turkey and mashed potatoes that much?
The best holiday of the year is Thanksgiving, followed by Christmas.
Halloween is peak reddit.
I loved Thanksgiving as a kid and think I love it more now. We still have the perfect autumn weather before the snow starts, the family gets together and watches the parade and movies all day, and we get to have a cheat day and eat shitty food. And the anticipation of knowing what holiday was next was great when I was a kid. Just a maximum comfy holiday.
>got laid off a couple months ago >getting unemployment until march
tuesday might as well be saturday as far as i'm concerned.
hopefully i can beat last year's record of watching 80 horror movies in october
I’ll see them at Thanksgiving, I can’t wait to get back to the East Coast to watch the leaves change and sit out in the brisk fall air with the senpai. So cozy.
>doesnt have cool friends to come over for a halloween party >doesnt like passes out candy to kids having the time of their life for one night a year >doesnt have spooky wife to cuddle and watch horror movies with while the windows are open and the cool breeze is coming in
>Love Halloween >Friends are all Hylic comscifags from work, not a single one gets it >Live in condo, all the neighborhood kids trick-or-treat elsewhere >K.H.V. so no spook GF
I can't take it anymore. I think I'll spend October going down to NYC every weekend for the horror-themed popup bars and events. Wish the people around me liked Halloween as much as I do.
Trick or treating doesn't happen anymore. At best you have a bunch of parents hanging out in a school parking lot watching their kids go around to other parents and ask for candy (not on Halloween, in broad daylight).
Your area code is either 503 or 971. I’m the man who brought down Burger King Foot lettuce guy btw. You are nothing but another retard who didn’t encrypt his data to me. I’m working my way further as we speak
It was 971 after all. I got you hot shot. Now post one more time and I’ll post your phone number and I’ll find out who that phone number belongs to. I dare you. I double dog dare you. If you’re feeling brave then post again
Well it was sneed, alright I’ll have mercy but don’t challenge me
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Area code 971. First 2 digits 29. Sneed I go on?
3 months ago
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Chuck.
3 months ago
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I just got done facetiming my friend. He said I don’t answer my phone or talk to him enough and it hurts his feelings. So in the spirit on kindness, I’ll not post your full number. Also because there’s a very good chance you’re someone else and the person whose data I pulled. Being spooky isn’t about doxxing people, I realized that now
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Also my other friend just got done with 8 months of employment so he face timed for a meet together. I have girlfrien this time. Lit am I right
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Deployment* to clarify, my friend facetimed because our mutual friend has finished 8 months of deployment. I hope this sets the record straight here for anyone who is interested in knowing this detail
>Millennials are such emotionally stunted homosexuals that their favorite day of the year is the one that allows them to play dress up and play pretend as Iron Man
It's about honoring the dead you fucking retard. >anons favorite holiday is the 3rd thursday of march when his dad takes him to a hotel room and fucks his asshole bloody
Yeah we can all go on the internet and project our own homosexualry onto strangers. Are you mad your fat cow wife makes you dress up for her half black kang chillrens?
I mean this from the bottom of my heart, you're worthless and should kys.
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The reason these millennials carry so much hatred around is they spend all day putting on a fake non-threatening “nice guy” persona. But deep down it makes them feel powerless and emasculated, so they come home and unload their rage at strangers on the internet as a coping mechanism. Rinse and repeat, day in day out. It’s all very toxic.
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Which arm chair nanny at the mall gave you that insight? People like you can only be dealt with by violent means. Otherwise your mouth will never close. Someone needs to wire it shut. How do you expect anyone to get any peace and quiet with a shemale flapping its face all day?
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Reflect on how much impotent rage this brief online exchange has caused you to feel.
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You're the kid that acts tough and talks shit and as soon as someone tries to get close you run off yelling for your stepdad. How much do you weigh? What is your address?
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You give yourself too much credit. You think you can flash parts of your mentally disturbed conscious and call it bait, but you’re more of a minor annoyance or morbidly entertaining depending on the mood. But you will never not be alone, you will never not make people uncomfortable around you, and you will NEVER post anything funny
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Tell it to the licensed professionals sweetie
3 months ago
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The millennial psychosis, as you've pointed out, comes form living within a forced and heavily repressed public persona. They crave private outlets that make them feel extreme emotions to make up for having none in their public life.
This includes >Indulging in copious amounts of hardcore fetish pornography (leading to trannyism in many cases) to release sexual frustration >"b8"ing online to simulate social interactions >getting into heated arguments online to release internal anger >doomscrolling "blackpill" content to stoke internal fear and dread >indulging in drugs and alcohol to feel joy and happiness
The millennial psychosis cannot be cured. It was set within their psyche from a very young age. Everyone should know this when dealing with a millennial. Their unassuming form in public is a facade, their real persona and desires are nefarious at best, and actively hostile at worst.
Beware.
3 months ago
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Well said.
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Well said.
Samefagging is obvious
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I’m the kid who makes a lighthearted basedjak post then some 30 year old freak spergs out about it and starts having a breakdown
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You’re not fooling anyone. You went through the trouble of screen capping that, you could’ve easily just closed off a window to get rid of the other (you). You might as well just get on the meds again
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Except it’s clearly an iPhone screenshot
3 months ago
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Listen sweetie. You’re done. You’re done..
3 months ago
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Because this is the only place you can get away with your bullshit. What kind of homosexual even saves those things?
3 months ago
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Who is having a breakdown besides the schizo writing walls of texts about "millennials"
Good thing the cretins here are not representative of the overall population. Besides, by the time they're old enough or aware the muds will have taken over so no need to worry.
>tfw we have to wait 3 more years for Halloween to be on a good day >tfw Halloween was on a Saturday in 2020 but trick or treating got ruined by the coof
Sucks for yall. I could see how it'd be shit if my family was horrible and people didn't contribute.
Great for me because I get to fuck/blowie from my hot cousin in the woods in a comfy shed once I get the look from her in the living room after she's put down a few drinks. Sorry y'all's is ass and you got shit family members.
I can lie too
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We asked for spooky. Not undiagnosed schizo. It’s a little spooky, which I like, but it’s not halloween-like
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>acts like a smarmy little shit >confused when people want him to fuck off
How about you use your words and say wtf you mean, retard. Give me your home address.
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>I can lie too
Don't know why this is so hard for others to believe. I know I'm not the only one.
It's time to get spooky
[Spoiler]This September I'm gonna get to fixing my old GameCube and play Halloweeny stages from Sonic games. Just like old times[/Spoiler]
Fuck me. I just wanted a comfy Halloween Friday for goodness steaks. I guess I'll be giving out candy to kids instead of going to a Halloween party this year
Every year I try to get some friends together each weekend of the month to watch some shitty horror, and they act so into it thinking it'll be awesome, and every year they give up after the first weekend.
Why are people who enjoy movies so rare? How do movies even exist if there are so few people who watch them?
>Find friends who aren't NPCs
Fucking how? The internet? I'm chronically online and yet I've never made a single worthwhile relationship from the internet. IRL? Where? My only hobby is watching movies. How the fuck does an adult man make friends?
Should Halloween be changed to take place on the last Saturday of October?
>Not a school night >Most kids don't have anything to do on a Saturday night. >Most adults are off work & enjoying their weekend, have time to take out or give candy to kids.
I actually prefer it this way >One day, a weekday, to hand out candy to the kids >One day, a weekend, to get drunk while dressed in a cool costume
plus
But there is a Friday 13th this October
for a third special day and we've got a nice month brewing.
>I heckin LOVE Christmas! Sweet silver bells more like sweet black balls in my mouth! And Thanksgiving? Thanks for giving me a beautiful black baby even though Im whiter than a ghost! Hah-hah! >Halloween? Halloween. Did, did you just. Oh no, oh no no no redditors this dude really likes HALLOWEEN! He wants to have sex with hot women (BIO WOMEN!!) dressed in slutty costumes! And, dear Science, he actually ENJOYS scary movies! I cant watch those movies, not without a bottle of warm sòy to keep me company! >Dont you DARE dress up as a monster. Their culture is NOT your costume! Ban Halloween! Down with religious superstitions! Ban Halloween! Ban Halloween! Long live Science! LONG LIVE SCIENCE!
Why not go to a haunted house in costume? You'll meet some fun people. Maybe tag along with other groups if you can >But I have crippling social anxiety
Well just enjoy the haunted house. It's scarier alone
I see you bugging about halloween. And then I see some banter in response to it. And whether or not you’re being ironic, the only outcome for you is meds. Make those demons go away that you see. What do you say? Sounds good right
Look, you can either give me your address or I can just go start knocking on doors. It's up to you. But I will find you. And I will break your fucking arms.
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65005 Crestline Ave
Big Bear CA
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I was in Big Bear earlier this month, no joke. Beautiful place.
Since we’re on the topic of halloween, would it be cringe if I went as Sneed? I probably won’t say I’m being Sneed to people, I’ll just say I’m a farmer. But I’ll be dressed in full Sneed apparel. Cringe or based? I’m leaning cringe but I don’t know if I’m just being insecure about being Sneed
my parents moved to the middle of nowhere and Ive been trying to look into shit around here for halloween but it looks so bleak. I saw in some previous thread people suggested looking into volunteering in order to get to hang out at halloween shit and meet people but there's nothing around to volunteer at.
Is there a pumpkin farm nearby? Maybe working at a place like that would be fun. Or even just visiting it a lot. I love going to a pumpkin farm during fall.
It's not over for me. I'll celebrate and enjoy the best holiday no matter what day it falls on. Besides that, I start celebrating fall/Halloween on September 1st so I have two whole months to enjoy spooky season.
Thinking of traveling for Halloween this year. If I do I guess the plan would be to stay the weekend through till the Wednesday to enjoy partying and the actual holiday where I am.
It is my favorite holiday, love getting dressed up.
FAUUUWCK
You do take time off work for the best holiday of the year right?
I take at least a week off
Day off after, half-day day of. It's the only way.
My boss doesn't allow holidays off
Your boss is israeliteing you unless you work at some mcwagies shit
No cause all the cute girls at work dress up.
damn, squidward looks like THAT?
Sexy squidward has given me a thirst that only squissy will quench
When do the threads on /s/ start?
The best holiday of the year is Thanksgiving, followed by Christmas.
Halloween is peak reddit.
The retarded homosexual section is down the hall and to the left. Thanksgiving is also an easy 4th best behind Halloween Christmas and The Fourth
Only city people with no family think this
>spend all day making tons of food
>everyone shows up, eats, and fucks off without even saying thank you
>out hundreds of dollars
I get my family is just shit but it's still a stupid holiday made up by the government. Gotta have one federal holiday a month or the wagies will get angry.
I spend thanksgiving’s with both of my families and it just sucks. I mean, it’s like overcrowded and semi awkward the whole time because you’re like bumping elbows and you only see most of those people once or a twice a year, and it’s just the worst. You know, thanksgiving might be the worst holiday I can think of actually. Memorial Day is a better holiday. Anyone who likes thanksgiving is not to be trusted about anything. I would almost just delete thanksgiving if I could
Sucks for yall. I could see how it'd be shit if my family was horrible and people didn't contribute.
Great for me because I get to fuck/blowie from my hot cousin in the woods in a comfy shed once I get the look from her in the living room after she's put down a few drinks. Sorry y'all's is ass and you got shit family members.
>uses Reddit spacing
>claims Halloween is peak Reddit despite /x/‘s Halloween threads being the stuff of legend
What did the nonce mean by this?
>best holiday is fake made up bullshit for school children
Valentines day has a better running than thanksgiving
>Thanksgiving is the best holiday
t. fat fuck
I hate fall/winter holidays. It's always stressful with family shit, tons of gifts to buy for everyone, huge feasts to cook, and all the real life shit that comes with the new year (new shit at work, late on year-end deadlines, etc). AND it's within daylight savings time in the winter so it's dark by 5 PM.
For me it's taking a week off in the summer. Nobody is bothered or bothering me, weather is nice, don't have to worry about a dozen other people.
Sounds like a lot of personal issues bro. Also, how is 100 degrees with humidity "nice?"
Yeah I’m in Phoenix so summer holidays are pretty much useless unless you’re willing to make the drive to Flagstaff or California
I agree with Thanksgiving being underrated. It's just an excuse to get the family together to eat a delicious big meal. No need to stress over getting gifts. And I know some people like to watch/play football around that time.
Thanksgiving is sort of lame. I look forward to thanksgiving as much as I do going to church. And the food is overrated. Who likes turkey and mashed potatoes that much?
it doesn't have to be just turkey. you can play around with pheasant, duck, or pig. The point of it is a delicious meal with family.
>Who likes turkey and mashed potatoes that much?
me
Test
My weekend from work is Monday and Tuesday.
>work
yes in fact I take all the year before and after it off, thats how committed to Halloween i am
It’s the Fogwoggler
My birthday is Thanksgiving this year. 30th and alone on a double occasion like I promised myself 5 years ago I'd definitely not let happen.
So that's pretty spooky.
Sounds more sad than spooky tbh, but I’m not trying to invalidate your spook
>tfw you use the past to spook yourself into changing your ways
a more effective haunting does not exist
We are cursed Scorpi-bro
You either live chicks that aren’t into you or get annoyed by the chicks that love you
I loved Thanksgiving as a kid and think I love it more now. We still have the perfect autumn weather before the snow starts, the family gets together and watches the parade and movies all day, and we get to have a cheat day and eat shitty food. And the anticipation of knowing what holiday was next was great when I was a kid. Just a maximum comfy holiday.
How many snugcoins are my fellow snugsisters holding?
I sold all my snugtokens since I have no one to snug with anymore. The snugtokens were a reminder of my pain
>got laid off a couple months ago
>getting unemployment until march
tuesday might as well be saturday as far as i'm concerned.
hopefully i can beat last year's record of watching 80 horror movies in october
Seems pretty fitting to me since the teddy bears get chased on tuesdays
Fuck Tuesday ima celebrate Halloween today fuck naggers
>covid stole friday and saturday halloween from us
>have to wait 5 years for it to roll back around
It's so over
It's actually 2 years. Still gays as California though
>I heckin LOVE halloween, bros! It makes me feel like a KID again (just like the barcade!) and I get to dress up as my favorite CHARACTERS!
Very normal thing to type. Why don’t you call the last family member who tolerates you and read that aloud.
I’ll see them at Thanksgiving, I can’t wait to get back to the East Coast to watch the leaves change and sit out in the brisk fall air with the senpai. So cozy.
>the East Coast
>west coast
Actual cancer land.
>doesnt have cool friends to come over for a halloween party
>doesnt like passes out candy to kids having the time of their life for one night a year
>doesnt have spooky wife to cuddle and watch horror movies with while the windows are open and the cool breeze is coming in
>Love Halloween
>Friends are all Hylic comscifags from work, not a single one gets it
>Live in condo, all the neighborhood kids trick-or-treat elsewhere
>K.H.V. so no spook GF
I can't take it anymore. I think I'll spend October going down to NYC every weekend for the horror-themed popup bars and events. Wish the people around me liked Halloween as much as I do.
>I look down on every single person I meet
>why am I lonely
lmao
Nice projection homosexual. My friends are great, that's why we're friends. They don't like Halloween, horror, museums, etc.
Projection? You're the one calling everyone Hylics, oh enlightened one.
>he hangs out with snobby elitists
You dont have friends you loser stop making things up
reddit tier post
Keep proving me right, retard. You’ll die alone, surrounded only by dust and roaches. ptooh (spits on your autistic head) ptooh ptooh!
Stop spitting on him, that is rude
This. You should pee on him instead. It's more polite.
Trick or treating doesn't happen anymore. At best you have a bunch of parents hanging out in a school parking lot watching their kids go around to other parents and ask for candy (not on Halloween, in broad daylight).
>liking evil white chud consumerist holidays
Ok bigot
What's wrong with barcades?
>t. never been to one
This is the type of person who frequents barcades (also the type of adult male who says Halloween is his favorite holiday)
What's wrong with enjoying things again? Especially something that's probably a gift? Fuck off loser. You'll never be happy
I’m pulling your phone number off that image data. That tears it. Give me 15 minutes
Your area code is either 503 or 971. I’m the man who brought down Burger King Foot lettuce guy btw. You are nothing but another retard who didn’t encrypt his data to me. I’m working my way further as we speak
It was 971 after all. I got you hot shot. Now post one more time and I’ll post your phone number and I’ll find out who that phone number belongs to. I dare you. I double dog dare you. If you’re feeling brave then post again
Sneed
Well it was sneed, alright I’ll have mercy but don’t challenge me
Area code 971. First 2 digits 29. Sneed I go on?
Chuck.
I just got done facetiming my friend. He said I don’t answer my phone or talk to him enough and it hurts his feelings. So in the spirit on kindness, I’ll not post your full number. Also because there’s a very good chance you’re someone else and the person whose data I pulled. Being spooky isn’t about doxxing people, I realized that now
Also my other friend just got done with 8 months of employment so he face timed for a meet together. I have girlfrien this time. Lit am I right
Deployment* to clarify, my friend facetimed because our mutual friend has finished 8 months of deployment. I hope this sets the record straight here for anyone who is interested in knowing this detail
>I always make sure to put on some OBSCURE 80s HORROR FLICKS, so bad they’re good amirite? Even if they can be a bit problematic…
Go stuff a shotgun up your aids riddled asshole and pull the trigger you fucking waste of cum. Your mother cries because she gave birth to you.
Hitting a little too close to home, redditfriend? Maybe you should go emotionally regulate with a nice Dan Harmon show
I can smell you through my screen. Go take a bath you slimy cretin!
Only regulating I'm gonna do is regulate how many times I stab you in the face with a pumpkin knife
Anybody gonna call in to work on the day before to tell your co-workers to not come in?
That would be a pretty neat "trick" to celebrate Halloween.
>Millennials are such emotionally stunted homosexuals that their favorite day of the year is the one that allows them to play dress up and play pretend as Iron Man
It's about honoring the dead you fucking retard.
>anons favorite holiday is the 3rd thursday of march when his dad takes him to a hotel room and fucks his asshole bloody
>Venerating your dead ancestors by semi-ironically dressing up as Pinhead and playing Rick and Morty trivia with your homosexual manchild friends
Yeah we can all go on the internet and project our own homosexualry onto strangers. Are you mad your fat cow wife makes you dress up for her half black kang chillrens?
>his thoughts immediately go to interracial cuckolding when called out
Yup, it’s a millennial.
Hey I’ll tell you what. Let’s bury the hatchet. Maybe we can get together at my place and sample some hard cider and artisan hot sauce?
The mentally ill 1996poster
I mean this from the bottom of my heart, you're worthless and should kys.
The reason these millennials carry so much hatred around is they spend all day putting on a fake non-threatening “nice guy” persona. But deep down it makes them feel powerless and emasculated, so they come home and unload their rage at strangers on the internet as a coping mechanism. Rinse and repeat, day in day out. It’s all very toxic.
Which arm chair nanny at the mall gave you that insight? People like you can only be dealt with by violent means. Otherwise your mouth will never close. Someone needs to wire it shut. How do you expect anyone to get any peace and quiet with a shemale flapping its face all day?
Reflect on how much impotent rage this brief online exchange has caused you to feel.
You're the kid that acts tough and talks shit and as soon as someone tries to get close you run off yelling for your stepdad. How much do you weigh? What is your address?
You give yourself too much credit. You think you can flash parts of your mentally disturbed conscious and call it bait, but you’re more of a minor annoyance or morbidly entertaining depending on the mood. But you will never not be alone, you will never not make people uncomfortable around you, and you will NEVER post anything funny
Tell it to the licensed professionals sweetie
The millennial psychosis, as you've pointed out, comes form living within a forced and heavily repressed public persona. They crave private outlets that make them feel extreme emotions to make up for having none in their public life.
This includes
>Indulging in copious amounts of hardcore fetish pornography (leading to trannyism in many cases) to release sexual frustration
>"b8"ing online to simulate social interactions
>getting into heated arguments online to release internal anger
>doomscrolling "blackpill" content to stoke internal fear and dread
>indulging in drugs and alcohol to feel joy and happiness
The millennial psychosis cannot be cured. It was set within their psyche from a very young age. Everyone should know this when dealing with a millennial. Their unassuming form in public is a facade, their real persona and desires are nefarious at best, and actively hostile at worst.
Beware.
Well said.
Samefagging is obvious
I’m the kid who makes a lighthearted basedjak post then some 30 year old freak spergs out about it and starts having a breakdown
You’re not fooling anyone. You went through the trouble of screen capping that, you could’ve easily just closed off a window to get rid of the other (you). You might as well just get on the meds again
Except it’s clearly an iPhone screenshot
Listen sweetie. You’re done. You’re done..
Because this is the only place you can get away with your bullshit. What kind of homosexual even saves those things?
Who is having a breakdown besides the schizo writing walls of texts about "millennials"
Meds.
Modern halloween is as much about honoring the dead as christmas is about jesus unfortunately
Christmas is entirely about Jesus.
… your therapist has a lot to answer for
What did you just do? Why would you go and ruin Halloween for everyone?
zillennial bot test
Why did you spam "the zoomer" wojak over 1000 times on Cinemaphile back in 2021
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/LyxLrm2hjLCRiTp05Ljk6Q/
Jesus fucking christ, just kill them all.
What the hell will happen when these people run the world?
Good thing the cretins here are not representative of the overall population. Besides, by the time they're old enough or aware the muds will have taken over so no need to worry.
It's still August you cunts
>too old to trick or treat on my own
>dont have children to take
Literally no point in halloween anymore
did someone say...spooky?
We spook'n out 'ere
that guy's body shape is fascinating
this has been my Halloween night the past couple years:
>boneyplays
>nostalgia critic's Halloween videos
>Halloween game dungeon
I fucking kneel
>boneyplays
Name the last good year
>tfw we have to wait 3 more years for Halloween to be on a good day
>tfw Halloween was on a Saturday in 2020 but trick or treating got ruined by the coof
Apparently the easiest way to make millennials completely lose it is to make fun of Halloween.
Are these "millennials" in the room with us right now?
Yeah I’m taking to several right now.
How is that possible, though? You’ve been in a padded room for nearly 5 years now. Don’t you remember?
Weak
>hes just a baiter
Everyone point and laugh
I can lie too
We asked for spooky. Not undiagnosed schizo. It’s a little spooky, which I like, but it’s not halloween-like
>acts like a smarmy little shit
>confused when people want him to fuck off
How about you use your words and say wtf you mean, retard. Give me your home address.
>I can lie too
Don't know why this is so hard for others to believe. I know I'm not the only one.
You say they're in the room, care to point them out? It looks like you're all alone.
Thread full of retards won't dispel my good mood. I can feel the good times approaching.
It's time to get spooky
[Spoiler]This September I'm gonna get to fixing my old GameCube and play Halloweeny stages from Sonic games. Just like old times[/Spoiler]
Fuck me. I just wanted a comfy Halloween Friday for goodness steaks. I guess I'll be giving out candy to kids instead of going to a Halloween party this year
Every year I try to get some friends together each weekend of the month to watch some shitty horror, and they act so into it thinking it'll be awesome, and every year they give up after the first weekend.
Why are people who enjoy movies so rare? How do movies even exist if there are so few people who watch them?
Try going to the dollar theaters. Especially if they do theme weeks like the one near me. Lots of actual movie enjoyers there.
I'm a skeleton. That's why I'm here.
Most people have the attention span and depth of feeling of a moth. Find friends who aren't NPCs, basically.
>Find friends who aren't NPCs
Fucking how? The internet? I'm chronically online and yet I've never made a single worthwhile relationship from the internet. IRL? Where? My only hobby is watching movies. How the fuck does an adult man make friends?
good. Halloween is for children
90% of the posts in this thread are from chubby bearded men.
I have a beard and am chubby.
But instead of collecting funko pops, I collect JAVs that focus exclusively on uncensored anus.
fuck you I don't have a beard
>there are people on Cinemaphile who unironically WORK
LMAOOOOOOO
someone has to keep the lights on for your ass
didn't he fuck his arm up doing this and still finish the take?
That was the train stunt.
Should Halloween be changed to take place on the last Saturday of October?
>Not a school night
>Most kids don't have anything to do on a Saturday night.
>Most adults are off work & enjoying their weekend, have time to take out or give candy to kids.
I actually prefer it this way
>One day, a weekday, to hand out candy to the kids
>One day, a weekend, to get drunk while dressed in a cool costume
plus
for a third special day and we've got a nice month brewing.
>I heckin LOVE Christmas! Sweet silver bells more like sweet black balls in my mouth! And Thanksgiving? Thanks for giving me a beautiful black baby even though Im whiter than a ghost! Hah-hah!
>Halloween? Halloween. Did, did you just. Oh no, oh no no no redditors this dude really likes HALLOWEEN! He wants to have sex with hot women (BIO WOMEN!!) dressed in slutty costumes! And, dear Science, he actually ENJOYS scary movies! I cant watch those movies, not without a bottle of warm sòy to keep me company!
>Dont you DARE dress up as a monster. Their culture is NOT your costume! Ban Halloween! Down with religious superstitions! Ban Halloween! Ban Halloween! Long live Science! LONG LIVE SCIENCE!
Are you the same poster from before but you realized halloween was good all of a sudden?
How to Satirize with a Hammer
But there is a Friday 13th this October
It’s like 2 Halloweens! Spookbros we won!!
imagine all the edgy things that will happen that day
You mean like knives?
>Halloween is going to be on friday the 13th next year
Not sure if i can handle this level of spoopiness bros
You could always die between now and then or be traumatized and left catatonic
It'll be our time Jasonbros
Why not go to a haunted house in costume? You'll meet some fun people. Maybe tag along with other groups if you can
>But I have crippling social anxiety
Well just enjoy the haunted house. It's scarier alone
I take a full two weeks’ vacation every Halloween to go to spookytown, so what day it actually falls on doesn’t really matter to me.
Jesus there is a massive amount of asshurt in this thread from autist anons simply because people think Halloween is overrated.
Yall need to chill the fuck out.
I hope someone puts a razor blade in your snickers this year
>razor blades
Are you the one asking for anons home addresses because you can't take contrarian views on a Holiday?
Please calm down anon.
Meds? Delusions? Why for calling out how ridiculous some of these responses are? Calm the fuck down anon.
I see you bugging about halloween. And then I see some banter in response to it. And whether or not you’re being ironic, the only outcome for you is meds. Make those demons go away that you see. What do you say? Sounds good right
Give me your home address and phone number
>give me your home address
Why, so you can dress up and come trick or treating like the infantile manchild you are?
Look, you can either give me your address or I can just go start knocking on doors. It's up to you. But I will find you. And I will break your fucking arms.
65005 Crestline Ave
Big Bear CA
I was in Big Bear earlier this month, no joke. Beautiful place.
Take the meds already. Your delusions are a frightening spook
Well then...I hope they get a rock in your candy bucket this year
>tfw another halloween alone with your voices
>Truman goes to school dressed in his Halloween costume and no one else does
Bit depressing episode
Good. weekday halloween means all the normie cattle are less likely to partake in it.
Since we’re on the topic of halloween, would it be cringe if I went as Sneed? I probably won’t say I’m being Sneed to people, I’ll just say I’m a farmer. But I’ll be dressed in full Sneed apparel. Cringe or based? I’m leaning cringe but I don’t know if I’m just being insecure about being Sneed
Are you prepared to suck n fuck? If not then false advertising.
Hes going as sneed not chuck. I'm confident hes prepared to feed and seed considering how fat he is.
Except Sneed is skinny. The obvious choice for a fat person is to go as Chuck
Alright guys point taken it’s cringe, I won’t be Sneed
Sneed
my parents moved to the middle of nowhere and Ive been trying to look into shit around here for halloween but it looks so bleak. I saw in some previous thread people suggested looking into volunteering in order to get to hang out at halloween shit and meet people but there's nothing around to volunteer at.
How desolate are we talking? Even small towns have some community. Past a certain population level tho you're right.
is there a library in the middle of nowhere, they always want volunteers
Is there a pumpkin farm nearby? Maybe working at a place like that would be fun. Or even just visiting it a lot. I love going to a pumpkin farm during fall.
It's not over for me. I'll celebrate and enjoy the best holiday no matter what day it falls on. Besides that, I start celebrating fall/Halloween on September 1st so I have two whole months to enjoy spooky season.
HELLOWEEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thinking of traveling for Halloween this year. If I do I guess the plan would be to stay the weekend through till the Wednesday to enjoy partying and the actual holiday where I am.
It is my favorite holiday, love getting dressed up.
>halloween is favorite holiday
>I'm off work
>no gf
>no friends
>no plans
Looks like it's candy and scary movies alone again this year. Still fun.