Halo

Not a bad finale. I hope they do a season 3.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're bad at your job, shill.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they get to the titular Halo yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, but only that, the rest you can watch in the next season

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think op was trying to be ironic, either way here are the spoilers:
    >"spartan" IIIs spawning out of nowhere like literal npcs to get mowed down and replaced by respawning spartans
    >fleet battle is 2 seconds of blurry cgi
    >again we have forgotten what tactics are
    >pajeetgosky uses her telepathy to talk to chief through the discord mute function
    >cumquat and penguin plot entirely irrelevant
    >ackerson redemption arc
    >flood on onyx, literally nobody cares or raises the alarm
    >flood on onyx
    >crushedtana
    >punching a panel with hulk strength lets master queef control a ship and fix crushedtana
    >halsey flooded
    >halo infinite grappleshot fight
    >arbiter wins but then decides to commit assisted seppuku
    >I AM A SEMEN DEMON
    >guilty spark debrief
    >broken helmet with open visor

    BONUS ROUND:
    >christian prayers
    >talking to your ancestors who art in heaven
    >barely hidden angel and demon analogy
    >please christian youths buy more microsoft products we are good americans

    i know we like to be contrarian up in here but i can say without a doubt that this show is still one of the worst series i've ever seen and not just because it entirely fails to capture the concept the chief and the (pre 343) lore, but because they do it through contrived drama, inconsistency in their own lore and writing, bad pacing and gaping plotholes. the wolfkill cortana, grappleshot and forced christianity finally reveals that this show is aimed at pre-18 capeshit enjoyers who haven't been exposed to good games or tv yet, but played the free to play halo and have access to moms credit card for paramount+

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flood on onyx
      >flood
      >onyx

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know anon, I know.. it was super effective…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know anon, I know.. it was super effective…

        What's wrong with it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might as well have had the Flood on Reach. Or frick it, Flood on Harvest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halo had always had Christian themes in it but you’re clearly one of those homosexuals that played the matchmaking multiplayer and nothing else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Halo had always had Christian themes in it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pray tell which shoehorned direct christian themes are put into halo pre 343 outside of the gothic chanting

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OK, as someone who never played and has no insight into how the lore goes, I can spot allusions to Christianity just in the names alone - Covenant, Flood, Halo, etc. Now how those terms are applied and toyed with in the game’s lore is another thing entirely, but I’d guess that it’s at least suggested that some of the events of the Old Testament are genetic memories of events that didn’t actually occur on Earth but were implanted in us by the “Halo” species with whom we share traces of DNA, and that we’re almost destined to make peace with the (Old) Covenant, thereby establishing a New Covenant whose main purpose is to prevent the destruction represented by the Flood.

          In short, if it isn’t deeply Christian in theme, it’s at least deeply Abrahamic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie this is so delusional it's scary. You saw some words that were also in the Bible and instantly think it has deep Christian connections. Then people say you're wrong and you admit you have no knowledge of the he story you're saying has deep Christian connections. But then you spout off literal nonsense headcanon that is nothing like how the story goes as your basis for claiming the connections. Literally schizophrenic behavior.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              John 117 is pretty cool but the show totally goes over the top and moronic with it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frickin moron. God (the precursors) sent the FLOOD as vengeance for the sins of man and Forerunner and killed everyone who wasn’t on the ARK. The librarian = Noah.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            cool insight, but not what we're talking about
            we're talking about a hyper christian marine explaining to john-117 that he is an agent of god and putting directly christian scenes (church, prayers) into these scenes for no other reason but to appeal to an american christian audience
            religion and and christian and abrahamic religious influence was always a thing in halo because it is written and designed by people who have been exposed to that in a western society and that is all just fine
            the issue is overdoing it in the show or to be more precise DOING IT FOR NO REASON

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >flood
          >ark
          >John 1:17
          >false prophets
          there is "the Flood," a deadly force which threatens to wipe out all life. In response to this Flood, the Forerunners build an "Ark" to preserve specimens of each species
          Main character is John 117
          John 1:17
          >For the law was given through Moses; grace and truth came through Jesus Christ

          Anon, the autists at halo.bungie.org went through all the biblical references back in the day.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't bother, you're arguing with a israelite. his pilpul will send you insane and you'll never change his mind

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              tartarus, the prophets have betrayed us

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            cool insight, but not what we're talking about
            we're talking about a hyper christian marine explaining to john-117 that he is an agent of god and putting directly christian scenes (church, prayers) into these scenes for no other reason but to appeal to an american christian audience
            religion and and christian and abrahamic religious influence was always a thing in halo because it is written and designed by people who have been exposed to that in a western society and that is all just fine
            the issue is overdoing it in the show or to be more precise DOING IT FOR NO REASON

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This really was someone's shitty OC sci-fi script that had the Halo IP slapped on it huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool, can't wait for the next Angry Joe episode.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s out and they fricking hate it. This show is unapologetic DOGSHIT

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The season was so shit that this mid episode actually somewhat resembling halo will be slurped up by normies and praised as "good"

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that green-eyed latina becomes Chief's sidekick because she's adorable.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched it yet, the flood are generic zombies, aren't they?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or alternatively, you could answer if they did the flood right you dirty Black person

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't even do Master Chief right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i haven't thrown my money at the israelites yet, to watch this subversive slop
      >just haven't had the time
      You're pathetic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait to get home tonight and watch it now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based well-adjusted person who doesn't need to drag everyone down with him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda

      The infestation in the show happens because a couple of ancient spores are released from that forerunner capsule last episode
      it spreads slowly but starts by freezing the host in place
      the host then reawakens and becomes very violent
      they do have tentacles and flood like flowers and shit though
      could just be explained as this being the very very start of an infestation and there still hasn't been enough time for the flood to act more like the flood we see in the games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The infestation in the show happens because a couple of ancient spores are released from that forerunner capsule last episode

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why were there flood spores not on the halo??

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not a halo gay so it might be a "me" problem but I legit have no idea whats going on
    I thought it was gonna be supermarines fighting aliens
    but they spent most of the first season on bullshit then they resolved nothing
    this season was better i guess but nothing noteworthy either, it seems they are also setting a new enemy with the mind control slug but they really haven't closed shit yet
    did this need more episodes?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can fix her and our pet slug

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this supposed to be the Pillar of Autumn?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So quick question
    wtf is the halo?
    i have watched 16 episodes of this
    and i still dont
    know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically, weapons to destroy living material in order to starve (and kill) the Flood.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the first game and save yourself hours of watching this slop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bunch of big ancient space wiener rings that wipe out all life in the galaxy so the Flood don't have any snax.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He puts his helmet back on
    This episode was a TEN out of TEN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      John wasn't a braggard.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the Chief.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epic foreshadowing.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quips while about to die
    Based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the ship's right in front of me, isn't it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the ship's right in front of me, isn't it?

      Are you fricking kidding me

      How in the frick is this scene written worse than a fricking video game from 2010

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool reference to the E3 2018 trailer for Halo Infinite

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he walks like a street Black person not a soldier, hunched over and ape-like

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kwan Ha is immune to the flood... because we say so! Capisce?

      Isn't the flood locked away on Halo which is why 343 Guilty Spark needs the Chief to help him free them/it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show timeline is different from the videogames/books. Watch last week's episode where Halsey and Miranda Keyes find a mummified Forerunner in a hidden Forerunner lab underneath the planet Onyx. Miranda took an artifact that was in the hands of the Forerunner corpse. In this week's episode of the season 2 finale when Miranda brings the artifact back to an ONI lab, some other random scientist tries to poke around inside the artifact which infects her, and she comes into contact with a bunch of other scientists which leads to the outbreak of the flood in the tv show.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So... what's the significance of Halo then?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's used to wipe out all life to starve the Flood of its food?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the time when Halsey becomes flooded.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Watch last week's episode

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is no plot detail in this series that lines up with the video games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spark didn't want help freeing it, they were freed by humans poking around somewhere they shouldn't because they believed that area was a weapons cache that could be used against the Covenant. I don't remember if the Covenant had the same idea, but they also didn't intend on releasing the Flood.
        Spark wanted the Halo to be activated so the Flood couldn't spread further.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The covenant thought activating the rings would take them on their great journey, yet only humanity could access the structures themselves as they are "inheritors"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yet only humanity could access the structures themselves as they are "inheritors"
            That's because humans were the forerunners

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was this ever clarified pre-Halo 4? Cause whether or not you like the game, the librarian explains she put forerunner genes in humans, yet the forerunners (like the didact) aren't humans themselves

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Was this ever clarified pre-Halo 4?
                It was never outright said but there were more than enough clues. 343 retconned it to make the forerunners into space Voldemort.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shame. I do wish more had been done with the Didact

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They literally just put out a book all about him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was heavily implied in the lore first two games, but then the terminals in 3 began to say the opposite then it was outright confirmed in 4

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's strongly hinted at that humans=forerunner. IIRC the original plan from Bungie was that the war against the Covenant goes bad and humans travel a million years in the past, encounter the Flood, build the Halo rings, and ultimately light them. The covenant is built around the knowledge that humans destroy the galaxy so they gotta wipe out the humans. It was gonna be one of those time loop "end is the beginning" stories.

                In Halo 3, spark says "You [Chief, and by extension humanity] ARE Forerunner... but this ring is MINE!" as well as constantly referring to humans as "reclaimers" instead of "inheritors" or "mantle bearers" or anything else. They're REclaiming all the lost technology. Also humans are the only ones who can make forerunner shit work. All signs point to H=F but creative disagreement muddies the waters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the original plan from Bungie
                this would have been moronic, what were they smoking?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this would have been moronic
                Yeah, that's why they didn't go with it, ass. Doesn't change the fact that humans were originally intended as Forerunners

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a pretty good video on it if you have the time. But essentially yes. Even disregarding halo 2s cut ending showing this explicitly there too many suggestions to ignore

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Covenant released the Flood. If I remember correctly, the humans intercepted Covenant communications and believed they discovered a Forerunner weapons cache.

          Captain Keyes and his squad went to investigate. Cortana later discovered that the "weapons cache" contained a deadly biological weapon that frightened the Covenant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's your flood bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you barely saw the full transformation, only the first symptoms of infection and the very start of the disfiguration

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only the first symptoms of infection and the very start of the disfiguration
          You mean the thing that takes like five seconds to occur in the games?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the games
            the who? this is a tv show about Mr. John Halo

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick my bad, bro. Must've gotten it confused with something else.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the show visually looks nice, everything else is a mess

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the original flood was better. Kill the human, then pilot what ever is left of its nervous system to kill more humans. Then when the nervous system is shot to hell or you're out of calories or muscle mass, breed more flood and explode on some humans.
          343 just powered hyped them for no reason so they can be muh zombie. You're not doing practical effects so frick off.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kwan Ha is immune to the flood... because we say so! Capisce?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >group of women/witches
      Why did they have to shove that shit into a Halo tv show?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The finale was Kino.
    S2 as a whole was a solid 7.8/10, much much better than s1.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like absolute shit, are they fighting on some dudes back patio? and is that the arbiter?

      being a Halo fan in 2024 has to be painful

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >on some dudes back patio
        they're unironically fighting on Halo
        >being a Halo fan in 2024 has to be painful
        I waited so fricking long for this show and it's been a huge disappointment.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i know they are fighting on Halo but look at the scene, it straight up looks like they threw a greenscreen behind them while they fight in someones backyard

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they couldn't get the spartan's movements right the entire show, they run like capeshit tier CGI
            it would be better to show them taking huge strides because they're bigger than normal instead of super speed anime looking running

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got punched in the face a couple times and then said his life is over now so he let chief kill him

        even though he beat the ever living shit out of chief for like 2 straight minutes of pummelling not only 30 seconds before

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this b***h still alive? I thought Kai aired her out in the S1 finale?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 type onahole for mister cheeks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one's ever really gone

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know there's a certain contingent of autismos that care about plot holes way too much and shows like this make me relate to them
      >Spartan IIIs are spartans because of armor and having one week of VR training
      >last episode everyone in the UNSC suddenly knowing what the Halo is and what it does
      >first person infected with flood spores just runs towards the nearest person and stabs them instead of infecting them because ???
      >Master Chief knowing precisely what ship Cortana is on
      >Master Chief saves himself and Cortana from dying in a deteriorating ship by punching the control panel
      This is neither here nor there, but shout out to all the stupid 343i shit like Chief having a grappling hook and the Forerunners telepathically communicating with Kwan

      I love how this scene just telegraphs there going to give all of game Arbiter's story to Makee

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played the games. Is the Flood only a threat to humans? If nnot, why don't humans join forces with the covenant to find a way to destroy it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Covenant won't do it because it's part of their religion, but the Elites help out in Halo 3 after they leave The Covenant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cool. kinda makes me want to play the games ngl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just missed the sale, but you can pirate the singleplayers easily.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the collection is on gamepass, which I have, but I'm not very into FPSes. I was thinking of just watching the cutscenes on YT

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could just play on easy with a modifier that gives you infinite ammo. There's some exposition that happens outside of cutscenes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The cutscenes are good but there are actual moments in levels where you are being given exposition be it from Cortana or others. There are also terminals around in 3 that you can read. Cutscenes are great great but they will not hit the same without playing up to them due to the music and sudden battles being so hype.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The games are great up to Reach with some really hype moments but don't expect a super detailed story. It is a shooter video game after all. If you want more story read the books.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it infects everything organic and the Halo(s) are the way to destroy it by killing all organic life in the galaxy. There's a civil war between the Elites and the rest of the Covenant when the Arbiter discovers that and confronts the leaders of the Covenant who are trying to conceal the fact that only humans can activate it which fricks up their whole prophecy. You're probably confused because in the show it's all moronic and only Makee knows Halo's real purpose for some reason.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Halo(s) are the way to destroy it by killing all organic life in the galaxy
        Wait but then won't humanity die if they activate the Halo(s) too?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, everything in the galaxy that could potentially spread the Flood gets killed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. It's the nuclear option, the flood's bad news.

            Damn. So the universe in Halo is fricked.
            What's MC fighting for then?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Humanity I guess. There are ways to contain a Flood outbreak without firing a Halo, but they are few and far between and become much less effective the longer an outbreak is permitted to last

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ohhh ok.
                So they're trying to find a way to repel the Flood before having to resort to firing the Halo(s).
                Sounds interesting.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So they're trying to find a way to repel the Flood before having to resort to firing the Halo(s
                They usually just amount to "contain the Flood to a specific area then nuke them from orbit." Chief stops the Flood outbreak in the first game by destroying the Halo ring before the Flood had time to find a way to leave

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wild how out of the entire covenant armada, made up of phantoms and banshees, the flood never took hold of one and left that way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a lot harder to start an outbreak with a single ship that has little to no slipspace capabilities. They were planning on taking the Truth and Reconciliation once the repairs to it were complete, but an ODST figured out their plan thanks to a marine who had only been partially infected by the Flood and destroyed the ship before it could leave.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The dropships and fighters didn't have FTL and the capital ships left or were scuttled before getting infected

                ah gotcha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The dropships and fighters didn't have FTL and the capital ships left or were scuttled before getting infected

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. It's the nuclear option, the flood's bad news.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole part in Sandtrap was laughable. The fricking quips, man. Horrendous CGI. If their goal was to make it look like a video game, well they did it.
    >No one will remember you

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im glad they didnt kill perez. one of the only likeable characters in the show.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dont follow the reach book
    >dont follow the reach game
    >show has nothing to do with the game story
    >show is not intended for the audience of the game or the books
    >$10mil per episode
    ??????????????????????????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      money laundering

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care about what people say
    the idea that the humans are forerunners is just bad writing.
    its literally 8th grade creative writing class levels of story telling
    im glad 343 changed it.
    it massively opened up the halo universe
    it changed the story for the better
    and it made the story that had already been told deeper and more interesting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a completely unrelated race make all of their technology compatible with humans exclusively?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        play halo 4
        it explains it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Chief is the chosen one?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no
            because humanity were created by the precursors who chose humanity to take ownership of the mantle of responsibility
            and the librarian changed human dna after the forerunners beat the humans in the war and reseeded them on earth
            she gave humans the key to use all forerunner tech and to reclaim their rightful place in the universe
            the forerunners hated humans because they believed they should have been the chosen race and they selfishly kept the mantle for themselves
            the librarian had also put the portal to the arc on earth so that one day they would reactivate it.
            thats why humans are called reclaimers
            they are reclaiming their birthright

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is the same game which introduced the didact who then tries to stop everything you just mentioned and then he dies in a QTE at the end just so he can die yet again in a comic.

              have a nice day you stupid homosexual. Humans are forerunners and your fanfiction slop is trash.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >halo 4
          343 lore with Librarian bragging about how humans are important and unusual and mysterious and important is somehow better than what bungie wrote?

          its fanfic tier slop and the fact that 343 spent a decade trying to retcon the old games shows it was a bad move

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >better than what bungie wrote?
            yes
            here is bungie's story about the forerunners
            >who are forerunners?
            >humans
            thats it
            mystery solved
            story over
            wow incredible writing
            and here is another
            >why did the forerunners die?
            >the flood
            thats it
            no mystery
            and another
            >if the forerunners are human, and the forerunners died from the flood why are there humans now?
            >not explained at all

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              sounds based and like you got filtered

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you do know that they had no story written after 2 right?
                2 and 3 was supposed to be 1 game with the 1 story
                they never planned or wanted to expand the lore past halo 1+2(3)
                they wanted to create a fishbowl and move the frick on

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >343 employee butthurt their IP got put on maintenance mode
                lmao

                sounds awesome

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>if the forerunners are human, and the forerunners died from the flood why are there humans now?
              >>not explained at all
              >forerunners build halo array as a failsafe, but try to not have to light it
              >they lose
              >light array
              >stow some of them away on the ark outside the milky way, starting over again on their rediscovered homeworld, earth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >play halo 4
          Hey man, that is NOT cool. Frick you too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They felt bad about dabbing on the humans so hard during their war and how they were about to sterilize the galaxy, so they set up humans to be their successors.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello frank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they fired you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        reminder Frankie was literally a janitor on the bungie forums in the h1-h3 era

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a nice day you stupid homosexual. Humans are forerunners and your fanfiction slop is trash.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's the end of the season? What a waste of fricking time this season has been

    This season could have been three episodes, tops. Could have gotten some proper fall of reach or space battle budgets too in that case.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a bad finale

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only last episode of the entire series is somewhat good
    lol lmao

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm an idiot with two needlers
    Only thing they got right from the game

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writing in this episode is somehow worse than the entire season 1 plus 2 combined
    Flood introduced as last of us tier zombies
    Awful cgi fights
    Arbiter cgi sucks
    Constant cuts to the covie woman for reaction shots where she pulls a grimace 8 fricking times in a 3 minute fight
    Flood can be controlled by the season 1 girls ancestor Cherokee powers or something
    Kai dies but then doesn’t
    Also the fricking flood where being held on some random forerunner on onyx and not kept contained on a ring
    Guilty spark has awful cgi and has a shit tier redesign
    didn’t even pay for the show and I want my money back

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic plots and plot holes from this show
    >We're gonna sacrifice Master Chief to have a martyr for propaganda purposes so that we can recruit for our new spartan III program and send them on a mission that the Chief and his team could have done
    >Oh yeah blowing up a covenant ship's reactor will allow us to blow up entire fleets and maybe the Halo as well
    >The spartans are supposed to deliver the spike to blow the reactor, but then don't and for some reason a UNSC fleet shows up despite the plan being to blow the entire area up
    >Ackerson sends Cobalt team to visegrad relay, refuses to inform them that the covenant is likely there for whatever reason. Despite being spartan IIs, they get killed like little b***hes
    >Flood starts to spread, everyone seems strangely calm about it and doesn't even realize? Miranda just stays in her lab the entire time
    >Chief doesn't notice that Kai did not get aboard the Condor. Also the next we see of him, he's flying through space. Also, he somehow just knows which ship has Cortana on it?
    Then we get to bad presentation
    >subpar alien cgi
    >annoying alien language
    >boring ass plot about Soren and his family
    >boring filler episodes
    >Unexciting shootouts
    >Despite shit being glassed and blown up from on high, we literally never see a covenant ship doing it
    Then we get to characters
    >Chief is a dour c**t
    >Parangosky's plans are moronic
    >Kwan
    >Soren has no acting range no matter the situation he's in
    All of this is observable without being a Halo fan. Its a terrible adaptation and an even worse TV show.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We didn't get a whole episode of Chief just running up the library to get to Guilty Spark. They fricked it.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they really said frick you guys, the only thing like the game will be that master chief is green

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suddenly the insane amounts of wanking and fellating the Halo TV show is getting on reddit/twitter is starting to make sense

    This is a kotaku writer btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alyssa Mercante
      Isn't that the one that got kicked out of a discord for trying to doxx people?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She said you can't be racist to white people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit it is. She's the one who was playing gustapo for sweet baby, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, quite blatantly. She isn't very bright.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          LOL

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well she's not wrong even if it's blatantly obvious she doesn't practice what she's preaching here.

            There's a direct correlation between society going down the shitter and people taking the internet seriously

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine calling your dad with tears in your voice over something like being bullied on twitter. As a adult. How fricking coddled do you have to be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair the final episode was actually great
      the rest of the season was terrible, and not showing the fall of reach the way it deserved was fricking bullshit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fall of Reach revolved around a blind albino ginger Black person who could still use a grenade launcher and his gay lover.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >episode 1
          ok
          >episode 2
          boring
          >episode 3
          boring
          >episode 4
          horrible (fall of reach)
          >episode 5
          boring
          >episode 6
          ok
          >episode 7
          ok
          >episode 8
          great

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If fall of reach is horrible and the introduction of the flood is great, it's only down hill from here.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fall of Reach was mishandled in the worst possible way. They didn't even try to make it seem like an entire planet was getting fricked up, they just showed like half a city being destroyed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that should have been the focus of the show, but the showrunner must be so nervious of getting canceled he prematurely ejaculated the rest of the lore you could possible look forward to. "Here's the halo and the flood, please help greenlight season 3."

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget about the Spartan IIIs that are more like Spartan IVs than anything.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                jesus fricking christ, the Spartan IIs were like greek heros. There were only 21, each unique with their own advantages, each one capable of saving 500 marines at once. Human Navy was dog shit, but the Spartan II were the only thing that gave them an equal footing in a ground assault. And they were never going to be made again. The Fall of Reach was about loosing nearly all of them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spartan IIIs have been a thing in the lore for a long time, and even Bungie acknowledged them. But the show ignored that and just made them regular people in suits. They're basically ODSTs wearing SPI while being called Spartans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually amazing how irrelevant that is in the entire story and season, yet was clearly thrown in as DEI and ESG bait.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kai is kill?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      50/50. They showed her floating in space, but her suit was completely intact. They could very easily pull some Princess Leila bullshit

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reason why they set it on Onyx is because Onyx is a wholly 343-owned element of the franchise, written using their lore bible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick are you talking about, no other company owns the rights to halo, it's only microsoft, microsoft is licensing the Halo IP to Paramount to make the show. They bought the entire IP off of bungo when they split.

      Onyx is just as much a part of the Halo IP to 343 as THE Halo itself is.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wasted most of the season on side topic bullshit and master chief without his fricking armor
    They said they wanted to make this 'feel more like halo', and if they're making a season 3 they should try harder.
    Still haven't watched the last episode but really disappointed in the series.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing is the music since they kicked out the previous composer and hired Bear McCreary.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the opening music from season 1

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        go frick yourself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lame.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that was the finale
    ????????? nothing happened
    it wasn't even a good cliffhanger
    also the kai "sendoff" was complete dogshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kai "sendoff"
      They killed off the one and only character I liked from the first season? Lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dunno if youve watched any of the season so far but
        >unsc had a weapon to blow up a covenant ship and take out the halo
        >spess marines and kai get on a ship
        >all the other marines except kai get killed or injured
        >they're out of ammo too
        >master chief saves them
        >chief goes to the halo
        >to give him time, kai rams the ship into the covenant's main battle ship
        >they show her floating in space after, despite her ship blowing up while ramming into another ship that was blowing up so she's probably not dead

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty much fricking over, right? How tf are they supposed contain the Flood now?

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2meta4me

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would Mister Cheese think of the series?

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume they're making a season 3 by the way this ended

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute. She's like Aubrey Plaza if Aubrey Plaza was less of a succubus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has pretty eyes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. She very cute.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing Halo 2 in 2004 was the most fun i've ever had in online multiplayer. Nothing has hit the mark for me since. Shame how they massacred my boi for the past decade

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely loved the campaign, the multiplayer came last. Just playing with friends split screen was more fun at first than live.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally puts his helmet on
    >gets a hole in it so you can still see his face
    kek

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its a paramount IP
    >paramount shills tell everyone they're insane for not liking the show

    same as it ever was

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know how paramount stays afloat. I dont know anybody that has paramount+ and the the last paramount movie I saw was top gun maverick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fraudulent economy

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys moron

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about a Halo show unless there was gay sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if we have gay sex while we watch it

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to see more about the little black kid who is supposed to be 8 but looks like hes 14 and growing a moustache

    also i never thought i'd say it but kwan was 100% redeemed this season

    its a stunning turn tables

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that there should be only one person on the board that watches all this slop. Then he can upload webms to laugh at. I am finding it shocking how many people are watching the whole show. I saw 4 episodes knowing it would be shit, and I couldnt watch it even to make fun of it. That is one stinky as shit, when it is so bad and moronic and lame that you cant even watch it to make fun of it. I was even drinking. Drunk me turned off stuipid shit. That is almost unprecedented.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that meant to be Thel Vadam?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Surprisingly, they got the lore about the Arbiter being a title and not a specific Elite right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't become the Arbiter until after the first Halo was destroyed.

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