>happily married. >has a great friend. >has a great job

>happily married
>has a great friend
>has a great job
>lives in a perfect seaside city with no crime and close to none homeless
ok how is this supposed to be bad again? literal dream life

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because none of it was real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not real

      I don't see how that's relevant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the entire conceit of the movie. He leaves it all because he realizes none of it is real. He would rather take the unknown of reality than the artificial "perfect" life.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Little did he know he was stepping into an even larger soundstage and that's when Season 2 begins.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He would rather take the unknown of reality than the artificial "perfect" life.
          aka cypher's regret

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s literally the only thing that’s relevant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine you think your GF likes you but secretly she only wants your money and is fricking your best friend.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Change best friend for dad and that's my life right now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is literally the crux of the story you illiterate c**t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not real

      I wouldn't mind the fact it was fake. I would be more pissed off that I was essentially a caged animal whose purpose in life was to be fricked with and broadcasted across the whole world 24/7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the entire conceit of the movie. He leaves it all because he realizes none of it is real. He would rather take the unknown of reality than the artificial "perfect" life.

      It’s not real

      so its basically like matrix?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truman Show and Matrix are based on the same religion.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          anime?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gnosticism

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats not gnosticism

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not real

      You life is also not real but I don’t see you trying to break out.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was the best part when you think about it

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thematically similar to the Matrix.
    >what good is your happiness and satisfaction if it isn't "real"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignorance is bliss

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >happily married
    Well not really, wife didn't give a shit you even see it in the wedding picture where she had her fingers crossed.
    >has a great friend
    I can give you that one even if it was fake
    >has a great job
    That technically wasn't a real job, that also played with his fear of water
    >lives in a perfect seaside city with no crime and close to none homeless
    Except for things like lights falling from the fricking sky.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in a perfect seaside city with no crime and close to none homeless
      >Except for things like lights falling from the fricking sky.
      hmm... would I rather have lights falling from the sky every once in a while, or have my society overrun with Black folk and illegal immigrants constantly killing and raping and stealing and destroying shit... what a tough decision...

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >normalgays
    >normalgays
    >normalgays
    >neurotic normalgay wife that fricks him once a month maybe since she needs extra money for advertising condom lube and sex toys
    >normalgay job
    >everyday normalgays ad nausea

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had no way of knowing how bad things really were.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn’t a life he created it was all a lie. He was robbed of his life in its prime.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think he was ever happily married, his wife acted like a complete psycho around him with all the product placement. And the love of his life was taken away from him.

  9. 3 months ago
    Honest dc fan

    Realized something?

    I escaped this on this spot once

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that we've had the "slice of life" Truman show, they should make a show that is just them fricking around. Include aliens, demons, monsters, etc. Make Truman on a quest to fight some evil global elite conspiracy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do have to wonder what they would do with such a giant set after truman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that Cabin in the Woods

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Cabin, the characters knew the monsters were supernatural. I'm talking Truman Show. Raise a normal human into thinking they live in some magical world.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal dream life
    OK so eat ze bugs and live in a pod then

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >his nurse wife had white stockings and porn-tier nurse outfits
    TRUMAN YOU IDIOT

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Truman had to poop when he was in the shower so he did it into his hand and tried to throw it in the toilet but it hit the wall and left a big red and brown stain on the wallpaper and his mom saw it and hit him with the broom and chased him through the house while yelling "YOU DID IT AGAIN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL NOT TO DO THAT YOU NASTY PIG!" even though Truman has only done it maybe three or four times and it's not even that big of a deal episode

    Truman really needs to get his own house this abuse is ridiculous. 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh. Hmm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I accidentally dropped a duce in the shower one time. It was traumatic. I used a whole bottle of bleach cleaning that problem up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >red
      Did he die?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truman ate a lot of hot chicken wings the night before and they hurt his tummy.

        I accidentally dropped a duce in the shower one time. It was traumatic. I used a whole bottle of bleach cleaning that problem up.

        It's just poop I don't get what the big deal is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with my foot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a monster!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's worth doing a drawing of my friend it's not a big deal but thank you.

        I used to poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with my foot

        I did that a few times but it always clogged the shower drain which I told my mother as one of the reasons I needed to throw it into the toilet and of course it just made her angrier. Literally no pleasing that woman I swear.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a Truman had to poop when he was in the shower so he did it into his hand and tried to throw it in the toilet but it hit the wall and left a big red and brown stain on the wallpaper and his mom saw it and hit him with the broom and chased him through the house while yelling "YOU DID IT AGAIN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL NOT TO DO THAT YOU NASTY PIG!" even though Truman has only done it maybe three or four times and it's not even that big of a deal episode

          Truman really needs to get his own house this abuse is ridiculous. 🙁

          YOU ARE LITERALLY SHITTING ON YOUR MOTHER'S WALLS YOU FRICKING moronic PIECE OF SHIT OF COURSE IT'S A BIG DEAL YOU FRICKING WEIRDO HOLY FRICK I WOULD DROWN YOU IN THE TOILET IF I WAS HER

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever. I didn't come here to be harassed by normies like you. I just wanted to talk to my pals and I'm sure they know the feel Truman had.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure you're in the minority here turd tosser.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok smart guy. What would you do with the poop?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you incontinent or something? I would simply wait to shit until I got out of the shower a few minutes later and could use the toilet like a civilized human being.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh wow you're so civilized I'm in awe of how civilized you are doctor civilization. In case you didn't notice I tried to get it in the toilet like I do most of the time but I'm not Korey Bryant or whatever his name is and I just missed. Oh no such a big deal. I tried my best and you sound like my roastie mother.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why didn't you clean the poop stain on the wall?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I tried dummy it left a stain on the wallpaper. Yeesh it's like you normies can't read.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The perfection of his circumstances is what led him to question the reality of his existence. When he encountered the woman that told him it was all bullshit he felt a need to escape so he could investigate for himself. His wife and friend tried to stop him, but you cannot contain a man's need for truth.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    right wing chuds once again failing at media literacy
    the showrunners are the good guys and Truman is a fascist. It was satire and you were not supposed to identify with a nazi.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >media literacy
      ah yes, the new buzzword all the buttholes are using right now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We also have a new trend of idiots who think it's everyone else's problem that they're too moronic to understand things. It was inevitable that someone come up with a term for it that sticks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          God you sound moronic

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate covers(and trailers) that spoil the ending.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't spoil shit unless homosexuals like yourself point it out.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the events of the movie never took place and Truman continued living his life, blissfully unaware that none of it was real. The show continues as normal, following the events of Truman's life as he grows older. Then in his 70's or perhaps 80's, he gets a bad medical diagnosis and knows he is going to die. Does the show staff tell him he was on a show the entire time and he never really lived his own life this whole time, potentially psychologically breaking him, but telling him the truth? Or does he continue on, dies on camera, thus ending the show? I would imagine it would be horrifying to learn in your last moments that your life wasn't real, but it would also be a special kind of hell not knowing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The season finale of Truman's Death would have broke viewing records of every kind. Of course they were never going to tell him, short of a terrorist act breaking the 4th wall.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't they just build a Fiji set? Build an airport set, drug Truman so he passes out as the plane is "taking off" and then move him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's footage of them building one in a special that aired on nick at nite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM5H4AH5oFI
      "Truman goes to fiji rehearsal" at around 20:36

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt the Man in Black threaten Truman with not using the reverse shrink ray if he left?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone ever done some cool computer graphics with this dome, like a POV of what it would look like if you lived nearby

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe for a moment anyone would spend that much money building something like this for a TV show

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That movie was terrible. I saw it when I was 10 or something (on vhs) and I started getting paranoid that there are cameras everywhere. I still have a hint of that tendency where I cannot fully relax as I have a feeling I'm being filmed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a common feel among schizos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Among people who didn't grow up with a camera in their pocket at all times, you mean.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You get to decide whether or not that camera is filming, stupid
          >nuh uh the government can turn it on if they want!
          Great, they'll get some stunning footage of the inside of my pocket

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        seroquel didn't change anything, I'm at the max dosage of 800mg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you are being filmed everywhere you go in a city
      it's been this way since at least like 2000
      naturally none of this matters if you're black

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I am black. And female (real) #whiteboysummer

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His "best friend" has been going in and out of rehab since childhood because he can't handle the guilt of lying to Truman every day.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they put the rain on his head if they didn't want him to work out it was fake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't on purpose. Somebody fricked up

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they build this massive sci-fi dome thing? Why not just put up a fence around the set?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone would just climb in and spoil it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To keep people from sneaking in and screwing everything up. As we know a fence isn't very good at keeping subhuman trash that want to destroy everything out.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because none of it's real and he has cameras on him 24 hours a day. Did you actually watch the movie?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >state mandated waifu
    literal DREAM WORLD

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok, I'll stay, but I want two diferent top tier hookers every week. And they have to live with me and do absolutely everything I say, and they have to like it.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in a perfect seaside city with no crime and close to none homeless

    Pretty sure recording someone in the bathroom is considered an invasion of privacy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean without their consent? They were filming him and manipulating his life behind the scenes since he was born. When he got out he probably immediately found a lawyer and sued the tv station for millions.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lack of pussy makes homies want to be trained animals living in false bubble-worlds stuffed with ad placement for the entertainment of others.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one real person he met in his life was quickly ushered out of his life and replaced with yet another trained cardboard cutout that existed only to drive ratings he knew nothing about.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not happilly married, he keeps a box related to the only true love he's actually had, that chick that broke onto set and they had a short adventure.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "You never had a camera inside my head."

    He felt miserable and trapped, anon. He just didn't tell anybody.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >happily married
    It's only a happy marriage when both people are happy and his wife despises him.
    >has a great friend
    that guy is basically a prison guard charged with keeping the prisoner calm.
    >has a great job
    His real job is being a television superstar, which he's not being properly compensated for. He should be a millionaire.
    >lives in a perfect seaside city with no crime and close to none homeless
    What's being done to him is a massive crime.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a television superstar, which he's not being properly compensated for. He should be a millionaire.
      Tv and movie stars should not be millionaires.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s deserving of it since he’s being scammed to shill household products literally from birth without consent

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's an easy and comfortable life, not a fulfilling life. Dare to dream a little.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that is the dream? Lot of better than our current lots

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't love his wife, his job is meaningless and he's never left his town, ever. How can you not see how fricked that is? Where is your sense of adventure?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, those are anon's dreams

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel bad for him but I suppose someone had to be a worker ant

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least he has a wife
          At least he has a job
          At least he has a house
          What do you do and I and everyone else in this thread have?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dignity.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is that all you want from life?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this post is saying a whole bunch of shit that you don't even realize it's saying

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want that life if I'm not happy.
            I experienced having a horrible, demeaning and cheating gf.
            I experienced having a good job but the work was ethically questionable and the people I worked with was too gossipy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this post is too real and hits too close

            damn, anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have all of those things, except instead of a wife I have a girlfriend that is 19 years younger than me and I live off my investments I made during coof times from money I got off morons with too much money and nowhere to spend it other than buying shit they didn't need online. Thank you bat eating chinks, you are my greatest ally.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Freedom to go where I want and live my own life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Freedom

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People don't want to live in cages. If you do, it's because you don't have a soul and aren't a real human.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He can tell his wife hates him. If they gave him a better wife, who kept his balls empty and his belly full, he wouldnt have cared about all the problems and void inside his heart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then that wouldn't be realistic

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like you're ready for The Pod™
    https://odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/RFNS-1.21-001-010:7

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had no privacy. People were watching him on the toilet. They were watching him frick his wife. They were watching him jerk off. They were watching him pick his nose. They were even watching him sniff his mother's panties.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that was me.

      >Captcha: S1K0S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They were even watching him sniff his mother's panties.
      Uhhh that's something that people do?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"people"

        We have names butthole.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay motherfricker

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot surrounded by liars
    on camera when jerking off
    on camera when driving and saying racial slurs

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Truman just violently rape everyone he came in contact with?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never saw violent modern television or violent people of certain races, so he didn't get programmed with that compulsion. His was just a decent world and he didn't have to worry about being robbed or stabbed or shot whenever he left the house so he turned out normal. Kinda activates the old almonds eh?

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