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Hey, Cinemaphile! Let's all wish Bendis a very happy birthday!
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I hate homosexuals so I hate OP and Bendis
Happy birthday Bendy! Hope you stay in DC for the rest of your life!
His run on Superman was so fun! I loved it! Happy birthday Bendis!
Wait, wish *who* a happy birthday?
Bendis. Brian Bendis? You know. Brian Michael Bendis. The comic guy.
Bendis, The Comic Book Guy, Bendis?
Bendis comes off as a likeable guy even if he makes shitty comics.
He seems like he can be likeable or a smarmy little c**t depending on the context.
I’ve met him he really isn’t, he’s a pompous douche
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WE WERE SO FRICKING CLOSE BROS
>this person deserves to die for writing comics I don't like
it isn't about him dying
this was just before he started his DC tenure
had he not been able to write his superman run, Jon would have not been aged and we wouldn't be witnessing the absolute state of current DC
how do you know that this was all his idea? what if it was demanded by DC?
might be a JMS on OMD/BND thing except that he rolled with it?
forgot pic
Correct observation
Birthday?
It's his birthday, I guess.
Birthday baldie
Bendis?
Is it really that hard to hire good writers, I hate how shit writers just get to stick around for so long that their shiftiness just gets excepted, like what the frick is happening?
>The man who created Yu-gi-oh dies snorkling
>Bendis gets another year making shit comics
The universe is all sorts of weird
No kidding. Just what the frick.
Takahashi died in a fricking snorkeling accident of all things out in Okinawa
I hate your writing, Bendis, but I don't wish you any ills for it. Happy birthday.
I only wish him ills that would prevent him from ruining future comics and nothing else. Like maybe some sort of harmless mini stroke that fries his subversive israelite area of the brain.
Oh don't get me wrong, I don't want him to keep fricking up comics, but I'd prefer he abandon it for gardening or something of the sort.
Basically accept the reality that he's not doing any good in comics and voluntarily retire.
He killed him
He killed him Like Stan before him killed others to fuel his tar heart
I worked at a comic store that Brain Michael Bendis was doing book signings at back in 2018. I can tell you that this man is a verified moronic person.
>He loudly farts and burps in front of everyone and although I didn’t ask anyone I’m fairly certain he was wearing adult diapers
>his assistant led him around the store by holding his hand and when we said something to him the assistant would translate it to him with different words and by pointing at things
>Bebdis wanted a Capri Sun so I sat one in front of him and he stared at it for nearly an hour until I put the straw in it and then he sucked down the entire thing in one gulp
>I had to place 10 Animal Crackers on a paper towel for him and as soon as he finished eating them he would look at me like a puppy and I had to place exactly 10 more Animal Crackers on his paper towel
>he would stare at an IPad with a big smile on his face between signings and when I looked over his shoulder I saw he was watching Paw Patrol
>he definitely has Turrettes that makes him twitch and contort his face and speaks of herself in third person, ie. “Bendis wants to sleep” or “Bendis need drink”
The list goes on but I give you my 100% guarantee that Brain Michael Bendis is an adult with special needs.
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I worked at a comic store that Brain Michael Bendis was doing book signings at back in 2018. I can tell you that this man is a verified moronic person.
>He loudly farts and burps in front of everyone and although I didn’t ask anyone I’m fairly certain he was wearing adult diapers
>his assistant led him around the store by holding his hand and when we said something to him the assistant would translate it to him with different words and by pointing at things
>Bebdis wanted a Capri Sun so I sat one in front of him and he stared at it for nearly an hour until I put the straw in it and then he sucked down the entire thing in one gulp
>I had to place 10 Animal Crackers on a paper towel for him and as soon as he finished eating them he would look at me like a puppy and I had to place exactly 10 more Animal Crackers on his paper towel
>he would stare at an IPad with a big smile on his face between signings and when I looked over his shoulder I saw he was watching Paw Patrol
>he definitely has Turrettes that makes him twitch and contort his face and speaks of herself in third person, ie. “Bendis wants to sleep” or “Bendis need drink”
The list goes on but I give you my 100% guarantee that Brain Michael Bendis is an adult with special needs.
Six million wasn't enough.