>Harry, did I ever tell you about Time-Turners? They are magical devices that allow the user to travel backwards in time. This incredible power can even be used to save loved ones from death, as you and your friends discovered with Buckbeak. Despite the fact that the Ministry has an entire closet full of Time-Turners, we never once thought to use one to end Voldemort’s reign of terror. It would have been as simple as using one right after he killed one of his victims, say, your parents, and then lying in wait to ambush him before he showed up. Alas, time travel is simply too dangerous to meddle with. It must only be used for the express purpose of allowing a little girl to take extra classes one semester, and only if she is a good friend.
>6 million, Harry? Haha, don’t be ridiculous !
>ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH israelite KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST
>Snape rises.
>"According to consensus by virtually all historians and experts on the matter, slightly less than six million israelites perished in the Holocaust from the year 1941 to 1945. Thus, you have awarded Slytherin nearly six million points and they have decisively won the House Cup."
>ZERO POINTS
>Oh yes yes Severus...
>Now let's look at the NON-muggle historians
>0 points to Slytherin!!
they deloused their clothes and fed them so it should be like -1000 points at least. i mean thats just my opinion THOUGH
I don't care if it's a children's series, Rowling is still fucking retarded for not once considering the implications the Time Turners might pose for her magical world. If she thought for just literally two minutes she would have realized it wasn't a good idea to introduce them, but she's apparently incapable of thinking.
Only anal retentive autistic weirdo lawful gooders can use them because they’re too concerned with paradoxes to seriously attempt to change the timeline
And the eagles could’ve flew the ring to mordor
The issue is that the first 3 books are in fact children’s books. They were whimsical kids fantasies so they weren’t supposed to make a lot of sense. Then starting with the 4th one she decided to turn into a dark gritty fantasy war series but still had to deal with the earlier books not matching the tone.
Time travel is a closed loop..
>makes beloved children’s series
>arguably the most famous books since the Bible
>includes numerous plot holes and logic loops that completely undermine the narrative
>and yet nobody cares and kids keep reading it well into their 40s and buying all her merchandising crap
When are you going to learn that a good story and a cohesive story are not one and the same at all times
>ps i could have stopped tom at any point that i wished during his time here at hogwarts, but alas he was my favorite student, as you are now 🙂
I love the part where Rowling realized how many plot holes the time turners will cause so she has Neville Longbottom accidentally bump into a cabinet that somehow has every time turner in existence and destroys them all
Fucking Neville what a clod
He should have used a time turner he got from his future self to go back in time and prevent himself from destroying all the time turners (and to give his past self one of them so he could go back in time and do the same thing, of course).
It doesn’t cause paradoxes though. Buckbeak was never killed. A bunch of wizards probably tried to go back in time and were killed by random shit every time.
you're assuming that the events in the movie are the furthest into the future things can be. just because we never saw him get killed, doesnt mean it didnt happen. it happened, so they went ack in time so it doesnt happen
>just because we never saw him get killed, doesnt mean it didnt happen
ok but it didn't happen
I don't know why we're even having this argument though since Rowling decided in Cursed Child that time turners CAN change the past after all
I can't believe JK Rowling halfway through writing this didn't realize just how retarded it was
>a good friend
Dumby doesn't roll that way, chuddie
>Professor, about those memories I saw, of Hogwarts in the late 19th century. Things were certainly a lot more... diverse then, weren't they? What happened?
>Dumbledore looks directly into the camera and winks.
do you think wizards and witches use the polymorph juice for kinky shit? imagine the possibilites
yeah they probably even had sex and stuff lmao oh god
wow imagine having sex
no
please
THINK DRACO, THINK! HOWEVER
>Sorry Potter we just can't beat inflation. 2% is the best I can do. 1% if you really push it. But just for you we can arrange 0.5%.