>HARRY FRICKING POTTER, DID YOU TELL THE FIRST-YEARS I HAVE TO WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA MY DICK TO GET IT UP, YOU LITTLE SHIT???
>HARRY FRICKING POTTER, DID YOU TELL THE FIRST-YEARS I HAVE TO WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA MY DICK TO GET IT UP, YOU LITTLE SHIT???
>HARRY FRICKING POTTER, DID YOU TELL THE FIRST-YEARS I HAVE TO WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA MY DICK TO GET IT UP, YOU LITTLE SHIT???
You can just cast engorgio you know
that'll just make it a big floppy
>dumbledore, please no, harry cried
>ENGORGIO dumbledore roared calmly stretching his penis
>ENGORGIO, ENGORGIO, ENGORGIO
Why just the first-years and not every man and woman?
>Don't be thick, Ron. It's not gay if we use polyjuice potion. Now see if you can nick a hair off Cho's sweater while I'm teaching her the patronus charm...
What happens if the polyjuice wears off while he has his peepee in the vajayjay?
The peepee gets stuck in the other guy's peepee hole and you need to get Madam Pomfrey to unstuck it lol.
no more peepee
fusion
2 months in the Hospital Wing and months of detention
50 points from Gryffindor
Best answer tbqhmm (to be quite honest my man)
, he said calmly
""""ha""""
Albus Sneedledore roofies little boys and makes pensieve recordings of fricking them in the ass
HAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE HAHA
Now what happens if his peepee is out but he's already cummed in her haha
AHHHHHHHH HARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH FRICK YOU FRICKER IM GOING TO FRICKING KILL YOU
FRICK YOU HARRY FRICK DIE FRICK DIE DIE HARRY DIE
I HATE YOU HARRY
calmly
Whose hair would you have nicked from your high school classmates back in the day if you had polyjuice?
Unironically one of my teachers. I've always been into /ss/ even when I was a shota myself.
My history high school teacher. She got fat after a few years, but she had a prime ass while i was her student and she rocked her glasses
My RE teacher, dark hair, fat ass and tall.
Ruined by pregnancy.
I don't know if you are all little b***hes for not mentioning one classmate or chads for lusting after you professors. Probably both
Probably Hazel or Liz
THE FRICK IS POLYJUICE?!
I WANT POLYDRINK!
>HARRY POTTER!
>DID YOU STEAL PROFESSOR SNAPES STASH OF YOUR MOTHER'S HAIR?!
>DID YOU MAKE POLYJUICE WITH ONE OF THEM AND GIVE IT TO MOANING MYRTLE CAUSING SNAPE TO THINK HE WAS BEING HAUNTED BY HIS CRUSH?
>I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! SNAPE JUST JUMPED OFF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER TO HIS DEATH!
>I TRUST YOU UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY OF DRIVING A HOGWARTS PROFESSOR TO SUICIDE AND WHY I'M ONLY GIVING YOU 50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.
>I TRUST YOU UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY OF DRIVING A HOGWARTS PROFESSOR TO SUICIDE AND WHY I'M ONLY GIVING YOU 50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.
Lmao
EL PELUCA SAPE
>IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ANTICS POTTER, YOURE WORSE THAN FRICKING FEGELEIN.
>NO I WONT STOP YELLING WEASLEY SHUT THE FRICK UP YOUR POOR!
>ALL HE EVER TALKS ABOUT IS THAT GOBLET! "GOBLET THIS! GOBEOT THAT!"
>MARK MY WORDS POTTER WHEN YOURE OUT AND ABOUT STRETCHING YOUR LEGS TO HOGSMEAD EVERYONE WILL BE CALLING YOU HARRY GOBLET!
>HARRY GOBLET HARRY GOBLETHARRY GOBLET HARRY GOBLET!
I'll never not laugh at this Dumbledore pasta
HPMOR is better than Harry Potter.
There, I said it.
HPMOR is one of the worst fanfics there is
You're confusing your opinion on the fanfic and your hatred for the author.
Nope, both are trash. How can you possibly think this is good, let alone better than the original?
wtf is this shit?
is this really from a real fanfic people say they enjoy?
I knew fanfic was for morons
>HARRY MOTHERFRICKING POTTER
>DID YOU PUT YOUR wiener IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?
>ITS BRIMMING WITH CUM AND PISS FOR MERLIN'S SAKE
>HOW THE FRICK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DRAW NAMES FROM IT YOU LIMPED DICK BASTARD CHILD
>JUST FOR PISSING ME OFF, I'M ENTERING YOU IN THIS DEATH TRAP TOURNAMENT SO THAT EVERYONE CAN WATCH YOU GET FRICKED IN THE butthole BY A MYRIAD OF MONSTER wienerS
>What's the matter Harry?
>...Harry?
>H-Harry! HARRY STOP! W-wai
>...ahh...ah...ah...
>Ohh... good... ness...
>Harry...h-harry...HARRY!
>y-you came inside...
>You...YOU BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! Or else so help me Harry James Potter I will sit on your face until you learn your lesson!