>has 7-9/10 b-list actresses on almost every night. >shamelessly flirts with all of them. >does this for 10 years

>has 7-9/10 b-list actresses on almost every night
>shamelessly flirts with all of them
>does this for 10 years
how did he get away with it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They paid him for it.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have a greater degree of latitude when nobody's watching you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Craig raped Conan in the ratings when they were head to head.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This kek

      Also, flirting is fun for both people involved. Makes for juicier and more comfortable conversation.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    B-list? Man Craig had everyone from A to Z. He didn’t give a frick and constantly insulted Tom Cruise and other dickhead actors and then invited them on his show anyway. He’s just a legend of a man living the only way he knows how, fast and loose.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >made lots of money
    >doesn't have to rely on an increasingly hostile, disgusting business anymore
    >no one can say anything bad about him
    He won, anon.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If he'd gotten enough complaints there would have been consequences
    But he's charming and decent looking, and women don't mind a little flirting when you have those qualities
    If he'd actually played grab-ass it would have been a different story

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >great hair
    >genuinely funny
    >wasn't a puppet for the machine
    >decent human being
    >big fat delicious hog between his legs

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a brunch first date this weekend. How do I emulate this man?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Step one: Be tall
      Step two: Be handsome
      Step three: Be funny and witty
      Step four: Have tons and tons of money from hosting a late night talk show

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How tall is tall?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Depends where you are, but one thing that is pretty much a law as far as I can tell, is that unless you are noticeably taller than the lady you will have a rough time having her attracted to you. Maybe if you're in mexico you could be 5 10 and have success, but if you're in the netherlands that is short

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Be confident
      Don't be afraid to flirt but don't overdo it
      That's really all it is
      That and don't be frickugly/fat

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man this show was the greatest late night show ever, him and the guy that voiced that robot were hilarious. Always had on non famous people too and a bunch of super hot ladies, the whole time he's just having a good time and making jokes. the best entertainment you could find back then on the television

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1) He was married in a stable relationship and was not known to have cheated. Notice how despite how flirtatious he is with all the female guests, there's never been an accusation of sexual misconduct against him?
    2) He was never handsy backstage or afterwards, he kept it classy.
    3) He was funny as shit and his charisma level is 11/10

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best recurring guests:
    Alice Eve, Michael Sheen, James McAvoy, not-Javier Bardem, his ex-gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and Ewan McGregor was also fun, because they Scottish.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Note that there has yet to be a single #metoo accusation against someone good-looking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think James Franco is considered good looking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Armie Hammer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cannibalism is a little beyond the usual metoo stuff

        I think James Franco is considered good looking.

        Forgot him, he's the exception. So either he was super creepy or just got unlucky with a super-prude

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There was also Emile Hirsch, Shia Labeouf, Max Landis (idk if he's good-good looking, but he ain't a fat ogre)...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hirsh just hit someone. Didn't even end his career.
            Lebeouf was actually abusive
            Same with Landis, who is also frickugly

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His co-host...is a skeleton

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon please, he's a ROBOT skeleton.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >how did he get away with it?

    He was a good conversationalist and paid attention to people. If they didn't enjoy him flirting he would back right off, even when he would step on a landmine like with hendricks he would pivot the conversation immediately.

    He would get cancelled for this behaviour today no doubt because you aren't allowed to make any mistakes at all, but normal people are more forgiving of offending them if you don't double down

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >handsome and charismatic guy successfully flirts with women
    WOW

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CHAD Ferguson

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rule one of talking with women:
    if she's flirting with you and you think she's hot, you MUST flirt back. NEVER PRETEND THAT YOU THINK THEY AREN'T HOT, THEY KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
    THEY KNOW
    THEY JUST KNOW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That pic
      >I can break these cucks
      >You can't break those cucks
      >HHHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH

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