>has a one night stand
>woman asks him how old he is
>he says he's 75
>she's disgusted and leaves
ITT times you acted like the Tulsa King
>has a one night stand. >woman asks him how old he is. >he says he's 75. >she's disgusted and leaves
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>do someone a favor when they're desperate
>demand two favors in return
>they work for me now
>>has a one night stand
asks him how old he is
>>he says he's 75
>>she's disgusted and leaves
Who is Tim Westwood?
>go to corner store at 8am
>pick up a couple of tall cans
>cashier says that will be "$7.50"
>slip her a crisp hamilton
>"how's about you keep this between you and me"
That’s a nice move kid, you got some moxie. Kind of remind me of myself.
>slips a crisp Jefferson into your palm
You work for me now.
>hands you a jar of change
Bring this to the bank and have it exchanged, all $2 bills. And pick me up some werthers, capiche?
>she's disgusted and leaves
Not true. They banged several times in season 1. They will f again after the "betrayal" plot fleshes itself out in S2.
>own a small business
>interview a guy, goes well
>hire him
>you work for me now
Based company owner. I own a landscaping company with a bunch of mexicans who aren't allowed to use my office bathroom. They have to use a port-a-potty lol
Why did Stallone sign up for fedoracore garbage like Tulsa King
It’s a comfy easy check. Doesn’t seem nearly as up its own ass as Yellowstone either which help
This.
Not this.
because it’s just a vehicle for him to get to be a cool mafia guy
>playing sunday league footie
>ball goes flying out of bounds for a throw-in
>ball boy runs to the side line and hands me one
>"heh I like you kid, you've got balls"
I refuse to use the self-checkouts at the grocery store. I don't work for them, they work for me.
I use the self checkout so I can shoplift easier.
>put gallon of name brand orange juice under the cart
>you belong to me now
>enter in produce name
>organic or regular
>select regular
>it was really organic
Mom's gonna freak.
>put red bell pepper on scale
>"key in the item's code or lookup item"
>green bell pepper
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>go to the gym
>ask some trainer to show me how to do an exercise
>tell him he works out for me now
now drop and give me 20
>You work, Phrmi N'ao?
Who the fuck was this character? How did Tulsa know his name? Why did he care if he was employed?
He had to know if his old H connection from back in the Nam days was still in the game
What a fucking boomer Clint-level of delusional kino.
>75 year old is stronger than everyone
>desired by a bunch of women half his age
>immediately liked and respected by everyone
lmao
Sorry, kid. I'll try to be more humble.
Disliking Tulsa King is an indicator of low-testosterone I will not hear otherwise
boomslop
does penis really work at 75?
if ur high t ya