>has a one night stand. >woman asks him how old he is. >he says he's 75. >she's disgusted and leaves

>has a one night stand
>woman asks him how old he is
>he says he's 75
>she's disgusted and leaves

ITT times you acted like the Tulsa King

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do someone a favor when they're desperate
    >demand two favors in return
    >they work for me now

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>has a one night stand
    asks him how old he is
    >>he says he's 75
    >>she's disgusted and leaves
    Who is Tim Westwood?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go to corner store at 8am
    >pick up a couple of tall cans
    >cashier says that will be "$7.50"
    >slip her a crisp hamilton
    >"how's about you keep this between you and me"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a nice move kid, you got some moxie. Kind of remind me of myself.
      >slips a crisp Jefferson into your palm
      You work for me now.
      >hands you a jar of change
      Bring this to the bank and have it exchanged, all $2 bills. And pick me up some werthers, capiche?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >she's disgusted and leaves
    Not true. They banged several times in season 1. They will f again after the "betrayal" plot fleshes itself out in S2.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >own a small business
    >interview a guy, goes well
    >hire him
    >you work for me now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based company owner. I own a landscaping company with a bunch of mexicans who aren't allowed to use my office bathroom. They have to use a port-a-potty lol

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Stallone sign up for fedoracore garbage like Tulsa King

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a comfy easy check. Doesn’t seem nearly as up its own ass as Yellowstone either which help

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        because it’s just a vehicle for him to get to be a cool mafia guy

        Not this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because it’s just a vehicle for him to get to be a cool mafia guy

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing sunday league footie
    >ball goes flying out of bounds for a throw-in
    >ball boy runs to the side line and hands me one
    >"heh I like you kid, you've got balls"

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to use the self-checkouts at the grocery store. I don't work for them, they work for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I use the self checkout so I can shoplift easier.
      >put gallon of name brand orange juice under the cart
      >you belong to me now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >enter in produce name
        >organic or regular
        >select regular
        >it was really organic
        Mom's gonna freak.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >put red bell pepper on scale
          >"key in the item's code or lookup item"
          >green bell pepper
          SOMEBODY STOP ME

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the gym
    >ask some trainer to show me how to do an exercise
    >tell him he works out for me now
    now drop and give me 20

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You work, Phrmi N'ao?
    Who the frick was this character? How did Tulsa know his name? Why did he care if he was employed?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He had to know if his old H connection from back in the Nam days was still in the game

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking boomer Clint-level of delusional kino.
    >75 year old is stronger than everyone
    >desired by a bunch of women half his age
    >immediately liked and respected by everyone
    lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, kid. I'll try to be more humble.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Disliking Tulsa King is an indicator of low-testosterone I will not hear otherwise

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boomslop

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does penis really work at 75?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if ur high t ya

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